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Title: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: franksolich on January 30, 2017, 04:48:20 PM
Now, far be it from me to advocate suicide as a solution to one's problems--my spiritual, moral, and ethical sensitivities rebel against it--but I have control only over what franksolich does, not what anyone else, including any of the primitives, does.

Ever since the elections nearly three months ago, the primitives have alleged themselves to be upset, bent out of shape, depressed, despondent, melancholy, down in the dumps, wretched, miserable, pissed off, confused, woebegone, gloomy, desolate, blue, angry, bitter, discouraged, dispirited, low, and whatever else they usually say they are about things.

Trust me, there's nothing in this world more negative than a primitive.  They make even the old grouches on freerepublic look a merry bunch.

Okay, such feelings usually drive a person to get rid of them by doing away with oneself.

I go to the mortuary on Skins's island every day, to see if there's any new names posted in memorium.....and there's not.  Even the big guy in Bellevue, who promised he was terminal a very long time ago, still hasn't shown up yet.

Are the primitives lying about how miserable they are, and just yakking for the sake of yakking?
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: DUmpstruck on January 30, 2017, 05:11:51 PM
Sorry to disagree, but I advocate suicide for the majority of Skin's Island.
True, the laugh factor will take a nosedive but for the sake of sanity, humanity and their ever-present worry about war, global warming / cooling, rising sea levels, shrinking glaciers and dying species, they should do the rest of us a favor and take the permanent dirt nap.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: franksolich on January 30, 2017, 05:21:40 PM
Sorry to disagree, but I advocate suicide for the majority of Skin's Island.
True, the laugh factor will take a nosedive but for the sake of sanity, humanity and their ever-present worry about war, global warming / cooling, rising sea levels, shrinking glaciers and dying species, they should do the rest of us a favor and take the permanent dirt nap.

But this isn't about what the primitives should do.

It's about whether or not they're lying about how unhappy they are about the elections.

It's obvious they're lying, because they aren't doing the right thing.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: DUmpstruck on January 30, 2017, 05:26:38 PM
But this isn't about what the primitives should do.

It's about whether or not they're lying about how unhappy they are about the elections.

It's obvious they're lying, because they aren't doing the right thing.

Deep down, they are probably thrilled that Trump was elected.
Like a vengeful ex-spouse, they are not happy unless they have something to bitch about.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 30, 2017, 05:27:17 PM
I voted no. The dummies are not lying about how miserable they are right now. The dummies have been miserable since I stumbled onto DU back in the early 2000's and they continue to be miserable. The dummies enjoy being miserable. It is their raison d'etre for living.  If there is nothing to make them miserable they will find/create something to make them miserable.

They like being miserable and they like making other people miserable.

My only hope is that they all become so miserable during the Trump era that they wire themselves up straight into a stroke because gulags and concentration camps are expensive to build.   :-)
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: franksolich on January 30, 2017, 05:31:30 PM
I voted no. The dummies are not lying about how miserable they are right now. The dummies have been miserable since I stumbled onto DU back in the early 2000's and they continue to be miserable. The dummies enjoy being miserable. It is their raison d'etre for living.  If there is nothing to make them miserable they will find/create something to make them miserable.

They like being miserable and they like making other people miserable.

My only hope is that they all become so miserable during the Trump era that they wire themselves up straight into a stroke because gulags and concentration camps are expensive to build.   :-)

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I don't think they're nearly as miserable as they say they are, because they aren't doing the right thing, voluntarily springing loose of this mortal coil.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: thundley4 on January 30, 2017, 05:34:52 PM
Of course they are lying. Are they more or less miserable? Who knows, but they are lying, they always lie.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: Carl on January 30, 2017, 06:01:58 PM
Some are being truthful and the rest are just attention whores.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 30, 2017, 06:13:32 PM
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I don't think they're nearly as miserable as they say they are, because they aren't doing the right thing, voluntarily springing loose of this mortal coil.

I disagree, Coach. Why? Because parasites do not voluntarily off themselves. The dummies desire to suck the life out of the greatest country in the history of the world overrides their miserableness desire to off themselves.

Heh! Just had a thought... do we really want to delve this deeply into the mind of the dummies?  Hell we might end up offing ourselves if we delve too deeply!   :-)

Or end up at the funny farm with drool running down our chin.   :rotf:
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: Delmar on January 30, 2017, 07:16:40 PM
They've been lying for so long that they wouldn't know how to go about telling the truth.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: VelvetElvis on January 30, 2017, 07:22:40 PM
I didn't have to think twice before voting"Yes".

As none other than the Coach himself has so frequently stated:


DUmmies Lie.  All of the time!
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: franksolich on January 30, 2017, 07:33:44 PM
I didn't have to think twice before voting"Yes".

As none other than the Coach himself has so frequently stated:


DUmmies Lie.  All of the time!

Any normal person, if as depressed as the primitives allege they are, would've done himself in a long time ago.

And so the answer is the primitives aren't as depressed as they say they are.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: tuolumnejim on January 30, 2017, 08:21:08 PM
I had to say yes since all they do is lie.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: miskie on January 30, 2017, 09:14:20 PM
Of course they are..

They are all trying to outdo each other with tales of suffering and blight brought upon them by The Donald.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 30, 2017, 10:07:00 PM
I think they are exaggerating it. They have always had suicidal and homicidal tendencies but they also like to draw drama and attention to themselves. I've seen many of the, say that Trump will be the last POTUS of their lifetimes and he has already killed kentuck's sister by heartbreak.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 30, 2017, 10:13:24 PM
Rather complicated. I would generally say they are not lying about their resentment.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: Dblhaul on January 30, 2017, 11:19:30 PM
Dummies lie. They know no other way.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 31, 2017, 04:31:26 AM
I voted 'not sure,' because it varies from DUmmie to DUmmie, sometimes several times in a single day.  Some of them will be permanently depressed (one would hope terminally as well), some of them, not so much.
Title: Re: poll: are the primitives lying?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 31, 2017, 08:23:43 AM
Sorry to disagree, but I advocate suicide for the majority of Skin's Island.
True, the laugh factor will take a nosedive but for the sake of sanity, humanity and their ever-present worry about war, global warming / cooling, rising sea levels, shrinking glaciers and dying species, they should do the rest of us a favor and take the permanent dirt nap.

Plenty more where those came from.  Fine with me.