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Title: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: CC27 on January 30, 2017, 02:12:10 PM
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cyclonefence (273 posts)

I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today


and got three thumbs-ups, all from women. There weren't a lot of people at the store, and I felt pretty conspicuous, but after the first woman whispered "I like your hat" as we passed in the condiments aisle everything was OK. I sensed disapproval from a couple of men but that might have been my imagination. And in the parking lot a woman came up to me and said "I'm a knitter--how do you make the little ears stick up?"

I'm going to wear my *****hat everywhere, every day. I've made three for friends. My husband's new employee has 20-month-old twin daughters, and guess what I'm going to knit for them?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028566207


You are a sick twisted bitch. Knit one for a 20 month old?
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: FlaGator on January 30, 2017, 02:35:39 PM

You are a sick twisted bitch. Knit one for a 20 month old?

At 20 month old who should thank their lucky stars that they didn't end up as so much fetal tissue sold to the highest bidder. That women's march was merely a pro abortion march disguised as a women's right march. The only right those with the cat eared hats were fighting for was the right to murder there baby at will.
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: Maverick1987 on January 30, 2017, 03:12:31 PM
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cyclonefence (273 posts)

I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today


and got three thumbs-ups middle fingers, all from women. There weren't a lot of people at the store, and I felt pretty conspicuous, but after the first woman whispered "I like your hat" "my God you're fat" as we passed in the condiments aisle everything was OK. I sensed disapproval from a couple of men but that might have been my imagination <---it wasn't. And in the parking lot a woman came up to me and said "I'm a knitter--how do you make the little ears stick up?" "Please stop following me, creeper!"

I'm going to wear my *****hat everywhere, every day. I've made three for friends. My husband's new employee has 20-month-old twin daughters, and guess what I'm going to knit for them? My first
guess is a...

(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1215/0506/products/product-image_ab2938ab-d436-461c-b4ad-cf81d8782437_grande.jpg?v=1470129208)



Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 30, 2017, 03:31:22 PM
Normal people don't care.  To them it looks like a poorly-made cat-ears hat, put together by someone who wasn't skilled enough to make the inside and outside of the ears from two different colors of yarn.
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: jukin on January 30, 2017, 04:11:38 PM
Would a person be in trouble if they sprinkled fish oil on a ***** hat?

Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on January 30, 2017, 04:13:15 PM
Would a person be in trouble if they sprinkled fish oil on a ***** hat?

Asking for a friend.

Ew.

And can you imagine how trashy Big Mo would look, wearing one of those stupid things?
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 30, 2017, 04:50:32 PM
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cyclonefence (273 posts)

I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today


and got three thumbs-ups, all from women. There weren't a lot of people at the store, and I felt pretty conspicuous, but after the first woman whispered "I like your hat" as we passed in the condiments aisle everything was OK. I sensed disapproval from a couple of men but that might have been my imagination. And in the parking lot a woman came up to me and said "I'm a knitter--how do you make the little ears stick up?"

I'm going to wear my *****hat everywhere, every day. I've made three for friends. My husband's new employee has 20-month-old twin daughters, and guess what I'm going to knit for them?

Guess what your husband is going to be if his/her employer does not think the way you do?  Hint: Starts with "Un" and ends with "employed".
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: DUmpstruck on January 30, 2017, 05:03:05 PM
Would a person be in trouble if they sprinkled fish oil on a ***** hat?

Asking for a friend.

Do you REALLY want to get that close to one of these demented wretches?
Personally, I'd rather crush my balls in a vice.
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on January 30, 2017, 05:23:35 PM
Normal people don't care.  To them it looks like a poorly-made cat-ears hat, put together by someone who wasn't skilled enough to make the inside and outside of the ears from two different colors of yarn.

I doubt if you could find many people that even know the purpose of those stupid hats.
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: BattleHymn on January 30, 2017, 06:18:22 PM
Would a person be in trouble if they sprinkled fish oil on a ***** hat?

Asking for a friend.

You're going to need more than plain old fish oil to overcome the retching weapons-grade stench that emanates off of the average primitive.
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 30, 2017, 10:46:56 PM
You're going to need more than plain old fish oil to overcome the retching weapons-grade stench that emanates off of the average primitive.

This calls for super industrial strength bleach!
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on January 30, 2017, 11:15:28 PM
What's new, *****hat?
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: Karin on January 31, 2017, 06:07:03 AM
Jukin, better yet, try some of that fish emulsion fertilizer. 
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: dane on January 31, 2017, 07:22:51 AM
If a person is so proud of their little pink hat, why is the hat referred to using asterisks?  People do not type *****cat, or *****willow, or even *****foot, but rather *****cat, ***** willow, and *****foot.

Be proud! Proclaim it far and wide! Own it!
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on January 31, 2017, 07:29:53 AM
If a person is so proud of their little pink hat, why is the hat referred to using asterisks?  People do not type *****cat, or *****willow, or even *****foot, but rather *****cat, ***** willow, and *****foot.

Be proud! Proclaim it far and wide! Own it!

That may be a feature of CC. Miskie?
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 31, 2017, 07:37:33 AM
If a person is so proud of their little pink hat, why is the hat referred to using asterisks?  People do not type *****cat, or *****willow, or even *****foot, but rather *****cat, ***** willow, and *****foot.

Be proud! Proclaim it far and wide! Own it!
Heh, *****Hat gets filtered but TwatHat slips thru.
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 31, 2017, 07:43:09 AM
Jukin, better yet, try some of that fish emulsion fertilizer.

I like this.  H5!
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: tuolumnejim on January 31, 2017, 08:14:10 AM
If I ever see one in person I'll have to say "so you're a member of the murder babies march", I wonder if I'll get a reaction? :-)
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 31, 2017, 09:22:51 AM
If I ever see one in person I'll have to say "so you're a member of the murder babies march", I wonder if I'll get a reaction? :-)
You probably would have been disgusted at what I witnessed in DC 10 days ago and airport travel afterwards.
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: lastparker on January 31, 2017, 11:56:33 AM
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msanthrope (36,373 posts)
52. Mine is red. Amazon. nt

That's the Megyn Kelly hat. Not allowed on anyone else.
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on February 01, 2017, 12:00:10 AM
I thought I saw a *****hat!

(http://fsa.zedge.net/scale.php?img=Ny8yLzAvOS8xLTg5MTczODYtNzIwOTczOC5qcGc&ctype=1&v=4&q=81&xs=620&ys=383&sig=ecd8fca4f67b95277c95111dd94ec41f2b56ffbe)
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: SVPete on February 01, 2017, 07:24:39 AM
H-5! And Tweety is obviously less than impressed with the wearer.
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: Adam Wood on February 04, 2017, 06:28:00 AM
I thought I saw a *****hat!

(http://fsa.zedge.net/scale.php?img=Ny8yLzAvOS8xLTg5MTczODYtNzIwOTczOC5qcGc&ctype=1&v=4&q=81&xs=620&ys=383&sig=ecd8fca4f67b95277c95111dd94ec41f2b56ffbe)
Now THAT'S funny!
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: Karin on February 04, 2017, 08:00:34 AM
I like this.  H5!

My neighbor and I used that one day on our extensive gardens.  Man, did my husband pitch a fit, it stunk so bad.  It immediately attracted a lot of flies as well.  I've stuck with Miracle Gro ever since. 

Might be useful for breaking up riots.... :whistling:
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 04, 2017, 09:38:14 AM
My neighbor and I used that one day on our extensive gardens.  Man, did my husband pitch a fit, it stunk so bad.  It immediately attracted a lot of flies as well.  I've stuck with Miracle Gro ever since. 

Might be useful for breaking up riots.... :whistling:

That thought should go viral . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: SVPete on February 04, 2017, 09:54:41 AM
My neighbor and I used that one day on our extensive gardens.  Man, did my husband pitch a fit, it stunk so bad.  It immediately attracted a lot of flies as well.  I've stuck with Miracle Gro ever since. 

Might be useful for breaking up riots.... :whistling:

Spray it on the rioters, help the police ID and arrest the rioters. Except for Berserkeley, where a no-arrest, no-interference policy was in force, :zap: :censored: :zap: :censored: :zap: :censored: :zap: :censored: :zap: .

Just like at that Trump rally in San Jose. :censored:
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: Karin on February 04, 2017, 10:43:00 AM
That thought should go viral . . . :whistling:

I put it out on Twitter.  Just being helpful. 
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: SVPete on February 04, 2017, 10:46:35 AM
I put it out on Twitter.  Just being helpful.

Maybe Mo-Mo could supply some chicken fertilizer?
Title: Re: I wore my *****hat to the grocery store today. Bouncy
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 04, 2017, 08:05:32 PM
I thought I saw a *****hat!

(http://fsa.zedge.net/scale.php?img=Ny8yLzAvOS8xLTg5MTczODYtNzIwOTczOC5qcGc&ctype=1&v=4&q=81&xs=620&ys=383&sig=ecd8fca4f67b95277c95111dd94ec41f2b56ffbe)

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: