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Title: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 26, 2017, 07:45:24 PM
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NightWatcher (31,019 posts)

Whenever we storm the gates and overthrow the government, who should we install as the 46th Pres?
trump is getting exponentially worse daily and it's apparent that the repukes are unwilling to do anything about it. Even if they did, pres pence wouldnt get the job done.

So who do we install when we storm the gates?

That is going to be what it takes.
moderate bonfire. some actually make sense.
Title: primitives discuss storming the gates, overthrowing the government
Post by: franksolich on January 26, 2017, 07:50:51 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028543235

Dream on, gonorrheal losers.

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NightWatcher (31,019 posts)     Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:13 PM

Whenever we storm the gates and overthrow the government, who should we install as the 46th Pres?
 
trump is getting exponentially worse daily and it's apparent that the repukes are unwilling to do anything about it. Even if they did, pres pence wouldnt get the job done.

So who do we install when we storm the gates?

That is going to be what it takes.

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Sunny05 (758 posts)    Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:15 PM 

1. Good Q.
 
I'm still up for Hillary or Bernie either one. Ah, shucks. Let's have both. Then there's Kirsten Gillibrand. Umm, except for a nominee vote, and she's done so much else that's wonderful, Elizabeth Warren.

Just some thoughts ... 

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NightWatcher (31,019 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:16 PM

2. I'm thinking Hillary as well. She should've won
 
Plus that might be a little smoother a transition. 

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CrispyQ (21,700 posts)     Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:17 PM

3. John Kerry.
 
I think he would have been a wonderful president.

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former9thward (17,715 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:17 PM
directed to the keyboarding warrior the nightwatching primitive

4. Are you going to be the first one at the gates?

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NightWatcher (31,019 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:24 PM

12. I think we'll all know when it's time.
 
And yes, if need be you can use my body as a human shield as the mobs force their way through.

I'm sick and I'd love to be remembered in folk song as the guy who caught the first barrage, allowing others to save our country. 

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KittyWampus (53,699 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:18 PM
^^^one of the fat primitives

6. John Kerry

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Takket (3,118 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:19 PM

7. Warren

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LonePirate (5,687 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:20 PM

8. A fresh face for our newly organized party: Kamala Harris or Jason Kander

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jmg257 (7,649 posts)    Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:21 PM 

9. Well shit if we are talking revolution, why not Obama again?

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deaniac21 (6,727 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:21 PM

10. Barbara Boxer

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Blanks (4,187 posts)     Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:21 PM
 
11. It's gonna be Pence's decision...
 
and it'll be interesting to see who he chooses because they will become president before 2020. Pence will be drug down by the Russian hacking scandal. You know the campaign communicated with the Russians, and he was part of the campaign.

I expect Pence will pick someone he served with in congress. 

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Brother Buzz (15,001 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:37 PM

13. I advocate a senior statesman caretaker President who has no ambition to run for the office
 
Someone with many, many years of executive office experience. To wit: Governor Jerry Brown.

Hell, with the Trump storm passing, his work will be done in California, and he could comfortably turn over his smooth running machine to his competent Lt Governor at the drop of a hat.

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HoneyBadger (924 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:41 PM

14. Ellison

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Chasstev365 (2,303 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:46 PM

15. While I despise the GOP, the Constitution clearly spells out a line of secession
 
Pence, Ryan, President ProTemp of the Senate, etc.

Clinton, Kerry, Warrren? This talk is delusional! 

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First Speaker (1,376 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 08:35 PM

17. Maybe
 
...I think that our national situation is *so* fluid, that we're in such unknown waters, that it's hard to imagine what the end game will be. To take one example--the whole Russian business. If this is what it seems to be, it could take the whole GOP down with it. Or Trump might just become so despotic that there could be a sort of American version of 1688, with Dems and (some!) Repubs agreeing on some compromise candidate to fill the role until 2020--possibly as a desperate tactic to avoid civil war. I don't think these extreme scenarios are impossible. My God--look where we are *now*, after only a week. It would have seemed impossible two years ago.

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Cracklin Charlie (2,773 posts)     Thu Jan 26, 2017, 08:22 PM

16. Hillary Clinton

 :rotf: :lol: :rotf: :lol: :rotf: :lol: :rotf: :lol: :rotf: :lol: :rotf: :lol: :rotf:  :lol:  :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: franksolich on January 26, 2017, 07:52:35 PM
moderate bonfire. some actually make sense.

What the Hell do you mean, "some actually make sense"?

Not a damned one of them made any sense.
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 26, 2017, 07:59:11 PM
I rowed over there, too. 

HILL-arious!!!!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:


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Star Member NightWatcher (31,021 posts)
2. I'm thinking Hillary as well. She should've won

Plus that might be a little smoother a transition.

Just a little......   I(D)iot.  :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 26, 2017, 08:00:58 PM
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Quote from: Mr Mannn on Today at 07:45:24 PM
moderate bonfire. some actually make sense.

What the Hell do you mean, "some actually make sense"?

Not a damned one of them made any sense.

Gotta agree with Coach.  It's a lunatic thread, even by (D)Ufus standards.
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: hillneck on January 26, 2017, 08:12:25 PM
Hitting the crack pipe pretty heavy tonight I see.     :stoner: :stoner: :stoner: :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 26, 2017, 08:16:26 PM
What the Hell do you mean, "some actually make sense"?

Not a damned one of them made any sense.
i referred to this spoilsport
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Chasstev365 (2,303 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:46 PM

15. While I despise the GOP, the Constitution clearly spells out a line of secession
 
Pence, Ryan, President ProTemp of the Senate, etc.

Clinton, Kerry, Warrren? This talk is delusional! 

sorry, should have been clearer
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: VelvetElvis on January 26, 2017, 08:26:11 PM
What, no Maxine Waters?
Ya can't say ya done the whole Crazy unless you include Aunt Esther!! :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 26, 2017, 08:27:33 PM
a whole lot of mental masturbation going on over there...
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Charlespg on January 26, 2017, 08:31:40 PM
How much you want to bet the SS has a Ma duce or two at the white house ?
thse people are complete idiots
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 26, 2017, 09:19:47 PM
What, no Maxine Waters?
Ya can't say ya done the whole Crazy unless you include Aunt Esther!! :rofl:

Or Cynthia McKinney.
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: miskie on January 26, 2017, 10:38:59 PM
The only thing that is going to be 'installed' are DUmmy remains into the earth if any of them should think they could actually perform such a feat of majestic stupidity.
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Karin on January 26, 2017, 11:05:15 PM
Hilarious short thread!   :rotf:   "Who should we install?"

Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 26, 2017, 11:11:37 PM
Wish the Smith Act was still legal.
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Big Dog on January 26, 2017, 11:25:46 PM
How much you want to bet the SS has a Ma duce or two at the white house ?
thse people are complete idiots

Or two...

(http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/480582/fullsize/raptor.jpg)

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lkmBH-MjZF4/hqdefault.jpg)

Note: photos of the actual Secret Service gun-truck Suburbans "on the job" are hard to find online
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: FunkyZero on January 27, 2017, 12:01:00 AM
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Response to former9thward (Reply #4)

Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:24 PM
Star Member NightWatcher (31,021 posts)
12. I think we'll all know when it's time.
And yes, if need be you can use my body as a human shield as the mobs force their way through.
I'm sick and I'd love to be remembered in folk song as the guy who caught the first barrage, allowing others to save our country.

That's the best summary of "why" I've seen accidentally admitted to. All they want is acceptance from each other. These people are wacked
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 27, 2017, 12:20:11 AM
a whole lot of mental masturbation going on over there...
Ditto and a well deserved H5.

What freaking planet do these morons live in with such delusional thought processes?
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: RMN on January 27, 2017, 02:36:06 AM
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KittyWampus (53,699 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:18 PM
^^^one of the fat primitives

6. John Kerry

That's so funny!  In December POTUS was telling us to get ready for him and Kerry was in Antartica taking selfies with penguins!

(http://www.trbimg.com/img-58266bbe/turbine/ct-john-kerry-antarctica-20161111)

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: VelvetElvis on January 27, 2017, 07:23:26 AM
That's so funny!  In December POTUS was telling us to get ready for him and Kerry was in Antartica taking selfies with penguins!

(http://www.trbimg.com/img-58266bbe/turbine/ct-john-kerry-antarctica-20161111)

 :cheersmate:
They should have left his sorry traitorous as down there without a parka and boots to prove just how warm it 's gotten with all of that climate change he' been yapping his fool gums about.

Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Karin on January 27, 2017, 07:30:51 AM
 :rotf:  He looks like he's waiting for the  short bus. 
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Carl on January 27, 2017, 07:37:22 AM
The level of delusion was deep until I read this.

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NightWatcher (31,019 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:16 PM

2. I'm thinking Hillary as well. She should've won
 
Plus that might be a little smoother a transition.

At that point it reached levels unseen before.

Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: SVPete on January 27, 2017, 08:09:25 AM
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Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:24 PM
Star Member NightWatcher (31,021 posts)
12. I think we'll all know when it's time.
And yes, if need be you can use my body as a human shield as the mobs force their way through.
I'm sick and I'd love to be remembered in folk song as the guy who caught the first barrage, allowing others to save our country.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh994JcEfkI[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 27, 2017, 08:25:42 AM
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KittyWampus (53,699 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:18 PM
 ^^^one of the fat primitives
That really does not narrow it down.
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on January 27, 2017, 09:06:49 AM
Ah, I remember we used to see a thread like this once a week or so during the Bush Administration, with the Keyboard Commandos imagining themselves leading a glorious revolution in which the cops and National Guard would just be swept aside like fallen autumn leaves by the fearless protesters. Always gives me a smile, and reveals the Left's philosophy: Support Democracy when our candidate wins, descend into lawlessness and savagery when the other guy wins.

"NightWatcher (31,019 posts)      Thu Jan 26, 2017, 07:24 PM

12. I think we'll all know when it's time.
 
And yes, if need be you can use my body as a human shield as the mobs force their way through.

I'm sick and I'd love to be remembered in folk song as the guy who caught the first barrage, allowing others to save our country."

A song about the pitiful Keyboard Commando who imagines himself the heroic first martyr in the glorious imaginary revolution. I think Weird Al Yankovic could come up with something pretty funny with that plot.
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: SVPete on January 27, 2017, 10:50:09 AM
I wonder if the Secret Service has DU Admins' phone numbers on "speed dial".
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: GOP Congress on January 27, 2017, 11:06:05 AM
I can't believe any of these "progressives" missed Faith Spotted Eagle (http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/meet-faith-spotted-eagle-the-native-elder-voted-for-president-by-a-washington-state-elector/). It seems DU is missing some decent trolls nowadays.

(http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/161031201623-faith-spotted-eagle-dpl-horizontal-gallery.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Adam Wood on January 30, 2017, 04:23:35 AM
President Moonbeam would leave behind a "well-oiled machine?"

Holy crap.
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: SVPete on January 30, 2017, 08:35:40 AM
President Moonbeam would leave behind a "well-oiled machine?"

Holy crap.

For all his faults, I've not heard that Moonbeam Brown is a heavy drinker. :-) :rimshot: :bolt:
Title: Re: DUmmy plans to storm the white house. SS paging Skinner
Post by: Big Dog on January 31, 2017, 07:09:29 AM
:rotf:  He looks like he's waiting for the  short bus.

 :lmao:

 :cheersmate: