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Title: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: CC27 on January 24, 2017, 03:05:16 PM
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mopinko (47,490 posts)

can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee? please??


ya, i know, rules, majorities, consequences.
here in my alt reality, tho, john lewis is the man w the gavel.
picture it.
breathe.

we are all gonna need a little alternative facts place to go when we cant take it any more.
this is where you will find me.


ps, i just called jan schakowsky's office and left this as a message. w an lol, sorta, kinda.
i am sure she will be amused when she sees it.
so, here is my extra 20 seconds that i am going to take action on today.
i am adding that phone number to my contacts.
there. todays action.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028529836

Can we please have you locked up in a mental home?
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: fatboy on January 24, 2017, 03:17:31 PM
Can we please have you locked up in a mental home?

I'm not sure that would be fair to the existing patients.
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: Karin on January 24, 2017, 03:33:47 PM
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i am adding that phone number to my contacts.
there. todays action.

Oh my God, they're a powerhouse! 
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2017, 04:24:18 PM
Oh my God, they're a powerhouse!

This is the summation of that DUmmie act . . .

:jerkit:
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: thundley4 on January 24, 2017, 04:26:02 PM
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we are all gonna need a little alternative facts place to go when we cant take it any more.

Um, DU is that place. Very few facts and little or no reality is allowed in the echo chamber.
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 24, 2017, 04:31:18 PM
DUAC!!!!!
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: VelvetElvis on January 24, 2017, 04:53:22 PM
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mopinko (47,490 posts)
so, here is my extra 20 seconds that i am going to take action on today.
i am adding that phone number to my contacts.
there. todays action
.


Well now, I am flabbergasted.

I just looked at my iPhone and discovered that, totally unbeknowst to me, I have apparently become an Activist!
I musta had a couple hundred phone numbers in there!! With all that ACTION, it's no wonder I've been so tired lately!

CCAC!!!!!
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 24, 2017, 04:58:32 PM
This is the summation of that DUmmie act . . .

:jerkit:


True enough, although I bet  a lot of (D)Ummies spend most their days...um...adding numbers.  :whistling:



CMD
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: Carl on January 24, 2017, 05:31:46 PM
Thank God she hasn`t fired up the button machine yet!  :panic:
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 24, 2017, 06:00:29 PM
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here in my alt reality, tho, john lewis is the man w the gavel.
picture it.
breathe.

Picture what?  a black man who can't stand the idea of a white man as President?  How racist of you.
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 24, 2017, 06:26:54 PM
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mopinko (47,490 posts)

can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee? please??

Sure. Win some elections and he might be able to actually act on it.
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2017, 06:49:48 PM
Sure. Win some elections and he might be able to actually act on it.

The way they're starting out, it's going to be a long eight years for them. :yahoo: :whistling:
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: Karin on January 24, 2017, 07:09:07 PM
Thank God she hasn`t fired up the button machine yet!  :panic:

On another thread, concerning the signs the filthy pigs were carrying (and left on the sidewalk), she said she made 10,000 of them over the Bush years, dreaming up her own slogans for them.  From their "caption this!" threads, we can only imagine how clever they were.  They're probably cluttering up her entire hovel.   
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: hillneck on January 24, 2017, 07:18:08 PM
Doesn't this crazy bat have a chicken coop to clean or something?
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: Karin on January 24, 2017, 09:51:38 PM
She doesn't clean them.  Just gets another Kars for Kids or something.
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 24, 2017, 10:01:38 PM
I remember John Conyers leading faux impeachment hearings against Bush in the basement of the Capitol building. Oh, how he was hailed as a paragon of courage and moral clarity.

Then his wife went to prison.
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: RMN on January 25, 2017, 12:31:42 AM
They just love their little personality cults built around people who haven't done anything in decades.  Like Goofy Elizabeth Warren.

"She'll save us" they yell. LOL She's up in 2018 for re-election and she has bad numbers.  My gouge is that her constituency is liberal but does not care for her shrill irrational rantings. LOL She's gonna be run over by the Train. 

But back to John Lewis.  In my area I'm seeing very nice commercials urging people to call senators to confirm Senator Jeff Sessions. Nice commercials, nice imagery. Super nice shot of Sessions and Lewis arm in arm shoulder to shoulder fighting the good fight together. Very persuasive commercials. 

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: Adam Wood on January 25, 2017, 01:13:26 AM
I remember John Conyers leading faux impeachment hearings against Bush in the basement of the Capitol building. Oh, how he was hailed as a paragon of courage and moral clarity.

Then his wife went to prison.
Heh.  Good times.


(https://s30.postimg.org/u7w68dp81/conyers.jpg)


"We've brought you this online petition that says that Chimpy McCokespoon Bu$hitler has to be frog-marched to the Hague."
"Go away, moonbat"
Title: Re: can we please have john lewis as the head of the impeachment committee?
Post by: SVPete on January 25, 2017, 07:33:56 AM
Well, the Ds are the MINORITY party in the House, courtesy of Obama and Pelosi, so this fatuous fantasy won't happen.

But please! Let Lewis beclown himself by chairing basement faux-impeachment "hearings". Better yet, Lewis should co-beclown himself by co-chairing the Kangaroo Klown Kollege, wrapping themselves in the much abused mantle of the Civil Rights Movement.

I do not at all mind :asshat: s exposing themselves as :asshat: s. In fact, I think it a public service.