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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on January 23, 2017, 09:21:06 AM
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Immacolata (12,929 posts)
Bob and Sally
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this passes for intelligent discourse at DU Jr.
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my little story
Da Mannn (10,546 posts)
14. Bob dodged a real bullet with Sally.
once he realized she based her relationship on politics, he dumped her and found a real girl. they got married and had a happy family.
meanwhile Sally gained a 100 pounds, knitted a pink hat and marched in DC screaming profanities. no man ever dared to date Sally again. she was forever alone.
be like Bob. find a real girl, not a brainwashed worshiper of politics.
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Sally needs to do the universe a favor and kill herself.
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my little story
H5, FTW! :yahoo: :fuelfire: :-)
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this passes for intelligent discourse at DU Jr.
And don't you forget, WE'RE the bigots!!!!
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Immacolata is USUALLY one of the more sane liberal freaks at DI.
Even she seems to be losing it a bit as of late.
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So, Sally turned out to be just a dumb c*nt then...
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Was that posted by kpete's DI inanation .... I mean incarnation?
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"Bob breaths a sigh of relief as he realizes that this time it is her and not him."
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This is Bob and Sally.
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They have better things to do with their time than get worked up over politics.
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And don't you forget, WE'RE the bigots!!!!
Yep, they took a post designed around encouraging civility and tolerance of those with differing views, and turned it into yet another explosion of their rabid hate towards any who disagree with them. They in fact promoted the exact opposite message the post intended.
Their lives are truly defined by hate, which is just about the most miserable way to live I can think of.
Oh, and if you want another reversal of it, how's about this one just for giggles:
Bob feels betrayed by Sally because Sally voted for a candidate who was well known for being incredibly corrupt and dishonest, lied with every breath she could muster, created probably the most rabidly anti- Christian agenda imaginable for a US presidential candidate, including desiring laws that would force religious employers to pay for their employees' abortions even if said employers are virulently opposed to abortion along religious/ moral lines and loudly claiming that the public's deep- seated religious beliefs "Have to be changed" to advance her agenda (Bob is a Christian, though he is quite tolerant of other religions and of those with different sexual orientations, despite what liberal politicians like Hillary say about people like him), invited not one but two known illegal immigrants to speak at the DNC and gave a standing ovation to those two criminals who were openly spitting on our nation's laws by being in our country let alone at a major political party's largest convention, called a black servant the "N" word at a dinner function, called a Jewish associate an anti- Semitic slur term in front of him and his wife, referred to a late senator who was an unrepentant ex- KKK leader (Who still held to the bigoted beliefs he used to, and merely severed public ties with the Klan to avoid political embarassment) as her mentor, referred to all American citizens who disagreed with her as a "Basket of deplorables" while at the same time accusing THEM of bigotry, got a lot of good people savagely raped, tortured, and killed at Benghazi, was caught engaging in the worst scandal for a presidential candidate since Watergate in the form of her email scandal, and would have undoubtedly continued if not worsened the disastrous economic and foreign relations policies that Barack Obama pursued had she been elected.
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Immacolata is USUALLY one of the more sane liberal freaks at DI.
Even she seems to be losing it a bit as of late.
All the libs are losing it. That makes me happy. :cheersmate:
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Immacolata is USUALLY one of the more sane liberal freaks at DI.
Even she seems to be losing it a bit as of late.
That's kinda like being the best smelling, shiniest turd in the punchbowl, isn't it? :o
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my little story
Brought a tear to my eye. HI5!
I can't quite get this right but it is another fairy tail gone right.
Once upon a time there was a man that asked a princess to marry him. She said no. The man did whatever he wanted. He had a big house and cool cars. He ****ed all the good looking girls. Bought cool toys and lived a great life.
the End.