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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ken8521 on January 22, 2017, 10:52:55 PM
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Yeah... right.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028515670
tavalon (27,509 posts)
I was a "victim" of a hate crime on Friday
I put victim in parentheses because while I was accosted because of my sign, he started it but I well and thoroughly finished it. He's probably traumatized. I'm not.
Here's how it went down. I went to a much smaller protest in Seattle on Friday night. The front of my sign said "Where are your Taxes?", and the back said, as so many did, "This ***** Grabs Back". There weren't many people yet and I heard someone yell, "Hey, Bitch, you want me to grab your *****?!" I turned around, set my sign down and gave him my Terri doesn't take shit stare. It's always worked. People look away and walk away. I wasn't scared and once I knew for sure he was targeting me, I was angry. But, I was determined not to start anything. Then he walked up to me and was less than an arms reach away. He grabbed my breast, I grabbed his shoulder and my knee went up his crotch hard. He went down hard. I picked up my sign and left him with his friends.
Today, my knee hurts so I must have racked him but good.
I guess that's why I decline to call myself a victim. Yeah, it was hateful and he started it but I well and truly ended it.
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What struck me about this bouncy was firstly, quotation marks being mistaken for parentheses. Then, if this was such an altercation that her knee actually hurts from kicking someone in the balls? This would have been a hospital situation with a police report. This would go to court.
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What struck me about this bouncy was firstly, quotation marks being mistaken for parentheses. Then, if this was such an altercation that her knee actually hurts from kicking someone in the balls? This would have been a hospital situation with a police report. This would go to court.
I agree if this actually happened this DUmmy would have had the dude arrested and/or the dude would have been down for the count. A One Bong Bouncy :stoner:
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Well, there a couple of elements of truth in this one - she posted her signs on her page yesterday, these:
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16195280_10209871705282505_5156845269148776616_n.jpg?oh=4ef6e8c84115c0910e6aeb009ff6c9be&oe=5905427F)
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16195171_10209871705242504_7562165434554442124_n.jpg?oh=c34b274ccbac8d6c9f5248a2f860e870&oe=590A89DE)
yet makes no comment at all, ::)
What struck me about this bouncy was firstly, quotation marks being mistaken for parentheses. Then, if this was such an altercation that her knee actually hurts from kicking someone in the balls? This would have been a hospital situation with a police report. This would go to court.
This bouncy was written by an RN, she works at Overlake Hospital. ::)
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I would like to guidh this DUche on simple rules for sticking at least 5 bongs. It ain't hard.
tavalon (27,509 posts)
SO I was a "victim" of a hate crime on Friday
I'm a little shaken so I may not type, spell, use correct grammar, or even confuse 1=1=2 SO i put victim in parentheses because while I was accosted because of my sign, he started it but I well and thoroughly finished it. He's probably traumatized. I'm not.
Here's how it went down. I went to a much smaller protest in Seattle on the bad side of town because my black lesbian co-worker invited me down for their event on Friday night. The front of my sign said "Where are your Taxes?", and the back said, as so many did, "This ***** Grabs Back". There weren't many people yet and I heard someone yell, "Hey, Bitch, you want me to grab your *****?!" I turned around, bravely set my sign down next to several POC brave feminists and gave him my Terri doesn't take shit stare. It's always worked and everybody started a slow clap to my once a minute blinks. People look away and walk away. I wasn't scared with the power of the LBGTQWERTY crowd behind meand once I knew for sure he was targeting me, I was righteously angry. But, I was determined not to start anything. Then he walked up to me and was less than an arms reach away. He grabbed my breast (bouncy writer's edit: he was probably just picking up the quarter he dropped), I grabbed his shoulder and my knee went up his crotch hard. He went down hard. I picked up my sign and left him with his friends. The entire crowd of proud rio..marchers cheered and shook my hand for showing the evil tRumpster a lesson. A cop was behind a bush and jumped out. He take the evil tRumpster to jail but put me in handcuffs. The crowd chanted until he finally was forced to let me go after I took his gun's badge number.
Today, my knee hurts so I must have racked him but good.
I guess that's why I decline to call myself a victim. Yeah, it was hateful and he started it but I well and truly ended it. And I just hope that my brave and proud sisters will standup to ***** and boobie grabbing bastards. I think they will as a mexican undocumented citizen young lady came up to me with tears in her eyes saying "gracias."
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Tomorrow she goes to the local CVS for something for her knee and turns every National Enquirer over. DUAC!!!! DUAC!!!!
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It would bounce better (i.e. be more credible) if he'd tried to grab her p-thingy.
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Tomorrow she goes to the local CVS for something for her knee and turns every National Enquirer over. DUAC!!!! DUAC!!!!
:-)
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Ta-da-da-da-dah-da.
Ta-da-da-da-dah-do.
comment 3417:
https://conservativecave.com/home/index.php?topic=81827.3400
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Ta-da-da-da-dah-da.
Ta-da-da-da-dah-do.
comment 3417:
https://conservativecave.com/home/index.php?topic=81827.3400
Yeah, that's one intimidating looking bitch...NOT!
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Yet no video?
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OK, one lone idiot went among a bunch of hostile women and sexually assaulted one? Not. Credible.
Even sexist and racist idiots aren't stupid enough to get into one-vs.-dozens situations.
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It would bounce better (i.e. be more credible) if he'd tried to grab her p-thingy.
Ain't noone in their right mind gonna grab HER P-thingy without wearing Garade A Hazmat gloves.
After all, she's a DUmmy! You don't know WHERE that thingy done gone, or who/what might have been there before you.
Teh boobiez is a much safer choice.
She's a nurse so she does know this, and spins her bouncy as such to lend it credibility.