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Title: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 20, 2017, 05:20:17 PM
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Tin Ear2 (52 posts)

Looking good Melania n

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SlayerNut (2,282 posts)

1. Gold digging prostitutes

Usually try to look their best.

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NeoKhan (449 posts)

19. I bet you want us to believe Hillary stayed with Bill out of a deep abiding affection.

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i verglas (14,328 posts)

2. what do you get

when you cross a Troll and a Tramp?

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meanitt (5,944 posts)

15. Will we have to call the White House

The Whore House now?

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saspamco (5,007 posts)

5. Sorry, Melania.

Way too many nude pictures of you circulating, for your little Jackie O. wanna-be stunt to succeed.

Hanging out with better people might help, some.

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BlackSabbath (3,086 posts)

16. Like a good looking pron ho!

http://www.discussionist.com/1014315529
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on January 20, 2017, 05:33:49 PM
Stay classy, libs!
Cretins like these lib scum are a big part of the reason why I am glad that Melania Trump's "First Lady cause/ project" will be cracking down on bullying.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 20, 2017, 05:51:33 PM
Envy can do bad things to one's soul and psyche.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: AprilRazz on January 20, 2017, 07:08:34 PM
I thought she looked lovely and I can wait to see the dress she wears tonight. Hell even Michelle Obama looked decent today, the dress she had on suited her well.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Karin on January 20, 2017, 07:28:37 PM
She looked beautiful and elegant.  DU's doing the same thing.  Everyone knows what you ugly jealous fat ass scrunts look like. 
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Karin on January 20, 2017, 08:19:39 PM
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Hell even Michelle Obama looked decent today,

I'm sitting up close to the tv, with the laptop in front of me.  This perspective adds pounds to people, makes them squatter.  I looked up with a view of Mooch from behind, and good Lord I thought it was some fat mamma nanny.  So, Meow, DUmmies.  Her hair looked like she was ready to clean house, too. 

Personally, I would have made sure to look fabulous
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: franksolich on January 20, 2017, 08:23:17 PM
Hell even Michelle Obama looked decent today, the dress she had on suited her well.

Surely you jest, madam.

Speaking as a man seeing her from behind, between her waist and her lower thighs she spread out like a bell.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Karin on January 20, 2017, 08:38:27 PM
Love Melania's dress, clean, elegant lines. 

No more of that hideous gold lame, spreading out for miles and miles. 

ETA, love Ivanka's dress, too. 
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Undies on January 20, 2017, 09:25:39 PM
Love Melania's dress, clean, elegant lines. 

No more of that hideous gold lame, spreading out for miles and miles. 

ETA, love Ivanka's dress, too.

When the occasion called for elegance. the best MO could do was look like she was a Volkswagen bus wearing a car bra.  As far as black women go, MO was no Diana Ross.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: franksolich on January 20, 2017, 09:27:04 PM
When the occasion called for elegance. the best MO could do was look like she was a Volkswagen bus wearing a car bra.  As far as black women go, MO was no Diana Ross.

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: tuolumnejim on January 20, 2017, 09:56:31 PM
When the occasion called for elegance. the best MO could do was look like she was a Volkswagen bus wearing a car bra.  As far as black women go, MO was no Diana Ross.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_3jcDKUBtQ[/youtube]  :-)
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 20, 2017, 11:05:25 PM
I'm sitting up close to the tv, with the laptop in front of me.  This perspective adds pounds to people, makes them squatter.  I looked up with a view of Mooch from behind, and good Lord I thought it was some fat mamma nanny.  So, Meow, DUmmies.  Her hair looked like she was ready to clean house, too. 

Personally, I would have made sure to look fabulous.

She really does have a disproportionately huge ass, there's only so much you can do with someone who's shaped like a railroad crosstie with half a large pumpkin duct-taped to it just below its waist-level.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: AprilRazz on January 21, 2017, 05:42:42 AM
Surely you jest, madam.

Speaking as a man seeing her from behind, between her waist and her lower thighs she spread out like a bell.
Considering the other outfits I have seen her in this dress was nice. It's hard to hide her large bottom but the cut of the dress was a good one for her. All the attention needed to be on Mrs Trump at that point not her and Melania shined.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: SVPete on January 21, 2017, 07:21:37 AM
C'mon people don't you realize, :picsneeded: ? :-)

(https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/gettyimages-6321801761.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=780)

(http://images.indianexpress.com/2017/01/melania-trump-dress.jpg)
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: franksolich on January 21, 2017, 07:30:00 AM
C'mon people don't you realize, :picsneeded: ? :-)

You know, I bet the defrocked warped primitive, she with the body of "Refrigerator" Perry and the face like Hindenberg's, would go apoplexic with jealousy.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: SVPete on January 21, 2017, 07:41:05 AM
You know, I bet the defrocked warped primitive, she with the body of "Refrigerator" Perry and the face like Hindenberg's, would go apoplexic with jealousy.

Assuming you refer to Warpy, who I hope will be memorialized in my sig for the next 8 years (good Lord, I'll be 70 at the end of Trump's second term, if he serves one!), her pix seem to be broken links, now.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: franksolich on January 21, 2017, 07:45:03 AM
Assuming you refer to Warpy, who I hope will be memorialized in my sig for the next 8 years (good Lord, I'll be 70 at the end of Trump's second term, if he serves one!), her pix seem to be broken links, now.

One of these days, I'll write about it, Memoirs of Warpy, by franksolich; we go back a long ways.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: zeitgeist on January 21, 2017, 11:25:17 AM
Envy can do bad things to one's soul and psyche.

Yep, and it made the top ten Thou shalt not... list too
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: jukin on January 21, 2017, 12:10:35 PM
I'm happy that I won't be told every day that a tranny with a bad tuck is a beautiful woman and boob belts are the height of fashion. Like Obama's intelligence and Michael's beauty, if you have to keep saying it, it is not.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Karin on January 21, 2017, 12:26:33 PM
I'll be happy to not see cardigan sweaters with everything, including all that gold lame.

Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: BattleHymn on January 21, 2017, 12:34:26 PM
I'll be happy to not see cardigan sweaters with everything, including all that gold lame.

How many dresses did she wear that looked like they were made from curtain prints?  I can think of at least two. 

And let's not forget the inaugural black widow outfit. 
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 21, 2017, 01:01:35 PM
How many dresses did she wear that looked like they were made from curtain prints?  I can think of at least two. 

And let's not forget the inaugural black widow outfit.

Don't forget, she loved to go sleeveless to show off her "guns".

She even went sleeveless when she met the Queen of England for cryin out loud.

Her and her (Stinky the) Clown outfits were horrendous.

We now have a First LADY. Elegance at its finest.

I couldn't be more proud.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 21, 2017, 02:31:44 PM
I'll be happy to not see cardigan sweaters with everything, including all that gold lame.

Turn off Mister Rogers reruns! :argh:

Hey, Zeit--that made the list twice!
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Karin on January 21, 2017, 04:31:29 PM
Ugh.  The sleeveless dresses.  I like to wear a dress to work, but I don't like the sleeveless, because I think it's too much skin to show and unprofessional.  Looks like a sundress for a picnic.  Plus air conditioning.  During the Obama regime reign, all that were displayed on the racks were these endless sleeveless dresses, as if in homage to queen michelle.  Drove me nuts.

No matter what the DI mean girls say, the fashionistas in the press were very impressed with Melania's style, and so were the comments. 
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Big Dog on January 21, 2017, 04:38:26 PM
When the occasion called for elegance. the best MO could do was look like she was a Volkswagen bus wearing a car bra.  As far as black women go, MO was no Diana Ross.

 :cheersmate:

Or Halle Berry, or Billie Holliday, or Pam Grier...
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: thundley4 on January 21, 2017, 05:49:37 PM
 

Personally, I would have made sure to look fabulous.

I'm sure Michael wanted to look "fabulous", but Barack couldn't let his "beard" slip yet.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: AprilRazz on January 22, 2017, 01:24:32 PM
BTW did anyone catch Kellyanne in that red dress the other night? Stunning!
(http://www.hollywoodtake.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/2017/01/20/kellyanne-conway.jpg?itok=LnKOkA29)
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Karin on January 22, 2017, 02:50:51 PM
Yes, very elegant.  Remember that one get-up that Mooch wore, with the HUGE blow slapped across the chest? 
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Boudicca on January 22, 2017, 05:36:04 PM
Surely you jest, madam.

Speaking as a man seeing her from behind, between her waist and her lower thighs she spread out like a bell.

Speaking as a woman, she accentuated her azz....maybe she intends to give Kim Kardashian a run for her money?
Unlike Kim, Michelle doesn't truly have a fat, disgusting ass, however, the dress said otherwise.  Which designer hates Michelle?
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Boudicca on January 22, 2017, 05:40:57 PM
Love Melania's dress, clean, elegant lines. 

No more of that hideous gold lame, spreading out for miles and miles. 

ETA, love Ivanka's dress, too.

All of the Trump women look fab!  I'm not lesbian, but I could switch....until the Trump MEN (including Jared) pull me back into sweaty heterosexuality.😀
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: thundley4 on January 22, 2017, 06:11:09 PM
Which designer hates Michelle?


Judging from what I've seen, they all do. Or Michelle just has no clue as to what makes herself look nice.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 23, 2017, 05:28:37 AM
there's only so much you can do with someone who's shaped like a railroad crosstie with half a large pumpkin duct-taped to it just below its waist-level.

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4826418/spit-take-o.gif)
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Gina on January 23, 2017, 06:21:43 AM
She was gorgeous in that white dress.  Even the blue was elegant.  I look forward to 8 years of her fashion.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Undies on January 23, 2017, 10:55:10 AM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_3jcDKUBtQ[/youtube]  :-)
:cheersmate:

MO was no Ann Sothern either.
Title: Re: DU Jr Mean Girls don't like Melania
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 23, 2017, 11:35:51 AM
Considering the other outfits I have seen her in this dress was nice. It's hard to hide her large bottom but the cut of the dress was a good one for her. All the attention needed to be on Mrs Trump at that point not her and Melania shined.
I couldn't get past the sour expression on her face to see her dress.

Watching her scowl all day was glorious. It almost made me feel bad Obama. Almost.