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Title: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: Delmar on January 16, 2017, 10:14:02 PM
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Mon Jan 16, 2017, 09:40 PM
Star Member Laura PourMeADrink (20,062 posts)

Is anyone else melting down?


Can't stop crying

It is not that an opposition party won. Done that, lived through it.

It is the utter sadness of all these traditions that I didn't think
were important are chipping away at all I have known

The President lives in the White House

The first lady lives in the White House

The Press has open access in the White House

The first lady is dignified

The President is dignified. They may be 100% wrong but they have a modicum of honor and dignity.

The President doesn't fire a life long parade announcer

The President didn't participate in a golden shower to defile the former president.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028483851

Mass hysteria.  You've got to see it for yourselves.  Primitives on the ledge.

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Response to Jacob Boehme (Reply #2)Mon Jan 16, 2017, 09:48 PM
Star Member Laura PourMeADrink (20,062 posts)
6. It doesn't feel that way. We "had" the free press and we have the so far ineffective

opposition. Let them rise to this occassion. I beg them
Beg away.  Begging won't do you any good.  Trump's going to be president and Hillary never will. LOL

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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Original post)Mon Jan 16, 2017, 09:46 PM
Star Member cilla4progress (6,121 posts)
3. It's been a really hard day for me

Spent much of it in bed. Very low energy. Fortunately found some very good black history on PBS amd OWN. Learning stuff and feeling somehow at least attentive to the movement

Very low energy.  No stamina.  Just like your candidate. LOL

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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Original post)Mon Jan 16, 2017, 09:51 PM
Star Member Greybnk48 (6,247 posts)
10. Big time melt down.

I wake up everyday and check for news of a Scalia type miracle OR someone coming forth with hard evidence showing how our election of Trump, Pence and the rest of them was compromised and they cannot take office.

A daily disappointment.
Multiply that daily disappointment times four , make that eight years.  Scalia type miracle?  Suffer, shitgibbon.

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Response to UTUSN (Reply #12)Mon Jan 16, 2017, 10:29 PM
Star Member Laura PourMeADrink (20,062 posts)
40. I know it will pass....maybe after Friday? Sure my husband will rather see me fiercely defiant than

weak and fragile and hopeless.

If you think you'll feel better after Friday, you'd better think again.  That's when the real fun starts.

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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Original post)Mon Jan 16, 2017, 10:40 PM
Star Member oldtime dfl_er (5,633 posts)
50. I will never get over this

I feel like I aged 10 years in the last two months.

I've drained my bank account donating to causes that I know are going to need me even more over the next few years.

I'm literally sick whenever I think of that fat orange ass in the Oval Office. Literally sick, as in puking, headache, sick to my stomach.

At the same time, I am ready to stand up and fight. I might get injured, I WILL get insulted, I might even die.

It all sounds dramatic when written down. But it's either fight or die anyway. I will fight.

Cry me a river, shitgibbon.

That's enough spoilers.  Laura isn't the only one crying in her beer.
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: thundley4 on January 16, 2017, 10:50:49 PM
Most presidents that had dogs, never ate one.
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 16, 2017, 10:52:37 PM
just a few more days till Friday.
 :yahoo:  :yahoo:  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: Big Dog on January 16, 2017, 11:06:29 PM
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Response to UTUSN (Reply #12)Mon Jan 16, 2017, 10:29 PM
Star Member Laura PourMeADrink (20,062 posts)
40. I know it will pass....maybe after Friday? Sure my husband will rather see me fiercely defiant than

weak and fragile and hopeless.

As long you still have enough energy to make his sammiches, woman. He'll get his other manly needs taken care of elsewhere.
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: fatboy on January 17, 2017, 08:13:18 AM
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Response to UTUSN (Reply #12)Mon Jan 16, 2017, 10:29 PM
Star Member Laura PourMeADrink (20,062 posts)
40. I know it will pass....maybe after Friday? Sure my husband will rather see me fiercely defiant than

weak and fragile and hopeless.

And unable to notice the lipstick on his dipstick  :-)
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: Karin on January 17, 2017, 08:56:05 AM
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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Original post)
Mon Jan 16, 2017, 09:48 PM
NJCher (20,539 posts)
5. do you believe everything you hear?

the golden shower thing is a lie, an admitted lie. Sheesh.

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Response to NJCher (Reply #5)
Mon Jan 16, 2017, 09:49 PM
 Laura PourMeADrink (20,088 posts)
7. What??????????????? You believe that. Holy cow NJCher


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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Reply #7)
Mon Jan 16, 2017, 10:10 PM
NJCher (20,539 posts)
24. nobody believes that story

Google it yourself. It is bullshit.

There are literally a dozen or more sources telling the origins of that story. It was made up and and the people who made it up admitted to it. Vanity Fair has info on it and so do other places.

Wow, I just really cannot believe anybody believes that ridiculous story. In fact, nothing in that report has been substantiated.

Then they squabble about true/not true.  They truly go nowhere else other than DU.

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Response to NJCher (Reply #5)
Mon Jan 16, 2017, 11:08 PM
m-lekktor (2,925 posts)
66. It was made up at 4chan. how can anybody believe that ridiculous shit.

Having hookers piss on a bed because the Obamas are going to sleep in it?!?! ROFL that is right up there with the Pizzagate Pedophile ring for lameness!

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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Original post)
Mon Jan 16, 2017, 11:09 PM
 herding cats (7,367 posts)
67. I had a bit of an emotional "thing" today.

I've been dealing, mostly, since the shock of the election results. Ok, that's a Trump level lie, I melted down rather epically, and rebuilt myself from the ashes. I'd thought I was on pace to work, and manage things again, though.

Then, today, I lost it again. I have no idea why I melted down again. I have a plan. I've written to President Obama and said my thanks and goodbye. I thought I was focused, on track and ready to kick ass. Then out of the blue I just lost it. Yes, I cried for our country, too.
Good Lord!

It's a fun thread, full of deep depression, with DUmmies who haven't eaten or slept for 2 and a half months. 
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: jb2u11 on January 17, 2017, 11:43:31 AM
Their sadness brings me so much happiness.  I can't begin to explain how much.
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on January 17, 2017, 11:57:40 AM
Their sadness brings me so much happiness.  I can't begin to explain how much.
Let's just say, if the moon was up in the sky at the moment, I try to avoid bumping my shadenboner into it.
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: jb2u11 on January 17, 2017, 12:26:30 PM
Let's just say, if the moon was up in the sky at the moment, I try to avoid bumping my shadenboner into it.
Same here,  and it just keeps growing!   
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 17, 2017, 01:17:13 PM
Same here,  and it just keeps growing!
Schadenboner is the very early leader in the clubhouse for Ralphie's 2017 term of the year.
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: FunkyZero on January 17, 2017, 02:06:39 PM
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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Original post)Mon Jan 16, 2017, 10:40 PM
Star Member oldtime dfl_er (5,633 posts)
50. I will never get over this

I feel like I aged 10 years in the last two months.
I've drained my bank account donating to causes that I know are going to need me even more over the next few years.
I'm literally sick whenever I think of that fat orange ass in the Oval Office. Literally sick, as in puking, headache, sick to my stomach.
At the same time, I am ready to stand up and fight. I might get injured, I WILL get insulted, I might even die.
It all sounds dramatic when written down. But it's either fight or die anyway. I will fight.

yyeeeeaaa... right.
Aren't you the ones that want to pay ultra-high taxes so it can be redistributed? So whats the difference?
Oh, wait.. you think your high-ground opinion makes it mandatory that you decide how much of my shit to take and who to give it to. I almost forgot. My bad
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 17, 2017, 02:34:37 PM
Just when I thought my schadeboner couldn't get any bigger!

That is one of the FUNNIEST threads I have read over there in a while.

Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 17, 2017, 02:59:53 PM
Schadenboner is the very early leader in the clubhouse for Ralphie's 2017 term of the year.

And the lead keeps growing! :whistling:
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 17, 2017, 03:50:11 PM
Let's just say, if the moon was up in the sky at the moment, I try to avoid bumping my shadenboner into it.

I really hate all this space junk bouncing off of it.
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: Skul on January 17, 2017, 03:55:36 PM
Both schadenboner and "chode juggler", are great candidates for the Ralphie.. :thumbs: 
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: DUmpstruck on January 17, 2017, 04:09:29 PM
Nothing can say it better than...

 :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 17, 2017, 07:14:08 PM
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Star Member Laura PourMeADrink (20,062 posts)

<buncha whining>

The President doesn't fire a life long parade announcer

The President didn't participate in a golden shower to defile the former president.

The president did not fire a life long parade announcer nor did Trump, dummie. It was on NBC news tonite and it was the non partisan inaugeration commission. And when interviewed the guy is actually happy about it because some local station hired him, paid him way more money and according to NBC news he would have a bigger audience.

As for the golden shower... how do you know what obumbles likes to do?  As for the fake shit saying Trump did it?  :mental:
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 17, 2017, 07:17:24 PM
Sadly some of them are showing a slim but tenacious grip on reality, like NJCher, which is unfortunately diminishing the odds of mass suicides Friday and over the weekend.

 :(
Title: Re: Live blogging from Hitler's bunker or Jonestown or something
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 18, 2017, 05:23:41 AM
Sadly some of them are showing a slim but tenacious grip on reality, like NJCher, which is unfortunately diminishing the odds of mass suicides Friday and over the weekend.

 :(

Just wait until he saves a whole bunch more jobs--the primitives will go all Jonestown on us, hopefully.