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Title: the sparkling old dude ain't dead yet
Post by: franksolich on January 16, 2017, 05:42:43 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028483020

Whew.

It's with much relief that I saw this post on Skins's island; since November 8 of last year, I was afraid the sparkling old dude had left this vale of tears, as he wasn't showing up to explain all of his extravagant predictions about the elections.

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Stinky The Clown (55,350 posts)     Mon Jan 16, 2017, 05:57 PM

For the record, I thought Lee Greenwood was dead.
Title: Re: the sparkling old dude ain't dead yet
Post by: Carl on January 16, 2017, 05:55:37 PM
My guess is he has been tracking down all the contacts on the trophy wifes cell phone.
Title: Re: the sparkling old dude ain't dead yet
Post by: franksolich on January 16, 2017, 05:59:08 PM
My guess is he has been tracking down all the contacts on the trophy wifes cell phone.

Well, he's been gone a long time; every since the night of the elections, which was more than two months ago now.

I assumed he'd had a stroke or heart attack and died, or was too embarrassed to show up, given how wrong, so very wrong, he was on his predictions for the elections.
Title: Re: the sparkling old dude ain't dead yet
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 17, 2017, 05:34:15 AM
Well, he's been gone a long time; every since the night of the elections, which was more than two months ago now.

I assumed he'd had a stroke or heart attack and died, or was too embarrassed to show up, given how wrong, so very wrong, he was on his predictions for the elections.

He's a primitive.  They have no shame.
Title: Re: the sparkling old dude ain't dead yet
Post by: fatboy on January 17, 2017, 06:07:30 AM
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Stinky The Clown (55,350 posts)     Mon Jan 16, 2017, 05:57 PM

For the record, I thought Lee Greenwood was dead.

And the Clown that Stinketh is still retarded.
Title: Re: the sparkling old dude ain't dead yet
Post by: Gina on January 17, 2017, 06:09:13 AM
Why do they loathe anything patriotic?
Title: Re: the sparkling old dude ain't dead yet
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 17, 2017, 06:09:33 AM
He's a primitive.  They have no shame.

H5.  Exactly what I was thinking.
Title: Re: the sparkling old dude ain't dead yet
Post by: franksolich on January 17, 2017, 06:46:07 AM
H5.  Exactly what I was thinking.

Well, not only that, but if one looks at the sparkling old dude in profile, he has the un-Italianate head of a minotaur.
Title: Re: the sparkling old dude ain't dead yet
Post by: SVPete on January 17, 2017, 09:00:42 AM
Restoring the Clown's original version:

Stinky The Clown (55,350 posts)     Mon Jan 16, 2017, 05:57 PM

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For the record, I thought and wished Lee Greenwood was dead.