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Title: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: DUmpDiver on January 16, 2017, 01:23:51 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017419193

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Star Member SunSeeker (22,398 posts)

How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March

 <Insert 23 minute DIY craft video here>

This is a step by step guide for folks, even people who don't know how to knit, so you can make your own ***** Hat for the Women's March on January 21.

It reminds the country of Trump's "grab 'em by the *****" outrage, while keeping your head warm on a cold day!

ROFL!


Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: JakeStyle on January 16, 2017, 01:32:35 AM
WTF is wrong with these people.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: tuolumnejim on January 16, 2017, 01:35:36 AM
Very simple, get a hat and glue barrys photo on it.  :lmao:
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 16, 2017, 01:41:15 AM
WTF is wrong with these people.

(http://media.tumblr.com/c4fb6b002afc8c300139bbd9294e7e78/tumblr_inline_mn25f2a4Yh1qz4rgp.gif)
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: miskie on January 16, 2017, 06:13:38 AM

Oh look, a mini bouncy !

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6. Made mine today!
For an experienced knitter, it's about a 3-hour project. Easy for a beginner too!

The yarn shop in Hillsborough NC can't keep pink yarn in stock! When I went in today there were three other women buying yarn for *****hats

Sure.. couldn't possibly be because its winter and people are knitting little winter clothes for newborns. I suspect there is a similar shortage of pastel blue yarns as well... assuming there is a so called "kernel of truthiness" in this bouncy at all.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: Crazy Horse on January 16, 2017, 06:22:05 AM
Oh look, a mini bouncy !

Sure.. couldn't possibly be because its winter and people are knitting little winter clothes for newborns. I suspect there is a similar shortage of pastel blue yarns as well... assuming there is a so called "kernel of truthiness" in this bouncy at all.

Quite possibly this is true considering the area is a liberal bastion of idiocy.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: miskie on January 16, 2017, 06:54:30 AM
I still have my doubts. Knitting requires a level of skill and commitment that the type of lefty who would wear such a hat usually doesn't possess in the first place. Special snowflakes expect hard work done for them.

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Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: Big Dog on January 16, 2017, 07:13:37 AM
I still have my doubts. Knitting requires a level of skill and commitment that the type of lefty who would wear such a hat usually doesn't possess in the first place. Special snowflakes expect hard work done for them.

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The DUmmy's hat would look like a pile of pink spaghetti on her head.

(http://media.tumblr.com/1ad663a278878fe69843e4dca3b4e76b/tumblr_inline_msmkwq134O1qz4rgp.gif)
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: Delmar on January 16, 2017, 07:34:38 AM
It doesn't look like any ***** that I've ever seen.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: SVPete on January 16, 2017, 08:00:12 AM
OMG! I hope hundreds of feminazis show up wearing Anthony-Hats (Huma's formerly significant something or other). I hope the MSM give them at least 30 or 60 seconds' on-camera time! I hope a Anthony-Hat-wearing feminazi in full regalia is interviewed by TV MSM!

Unfortunately, I think most TV skews editors and/or producers would recognize how ludicrous and stupid they would make Prog Trump-Haters look.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: USA4ME on January 16, 2017, 08:17:39 AM
Oh look, a mini bouncy !

Sure.. couldn't possibly be because its winter and people are knitting little winter clothes for newborns. I suspect there is a similar shortage of pastel blue yarns as well... assuming there is a so called "kernel of truthiness" in this bouncy at all.

Hillsborough NC is where some LW kooks vandalized the GOP office, so while I agree that this person is lying for some street cred, there are plenty of nutsos in that area, specifically profs who teach at Chapel Hill and Duke.  :mental:

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Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 16, 2017, 09:36:12 AM
From DU Jr. --

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NeoKhan (61 posts)

Knit wits
 
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SunSeeker (22,398 posts)

How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March

--- video ---

This is a step by step guide for folks, even people who don't know how to knit, so you can make your own ***** Hat for the Women's March on January 21.

It reminds the country of Trump's "grab 'em by the *****" outrage, while keeping your head warm on a cold day!


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017419193

What's amazing is they expect normal people to look upon them with approval rather than stunned revulsion. That takes a special level of narcissism to lack that much self-awareness.



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Immacolata (12,755 posts)

1. So you have stunned revulsion for a hat, but no revulsion for Trump's remarks?

Interesting.

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NeoKhan (61 posts)

2. Have a cigar.

Or just put in your hat.

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Immacolata (12,755 posts)

3. Mommie!!!!!!!! He said it first!!!!!

Using a Clinton to excuse Trump's atrocious behavior is childish at best, and psychotic at worst. Get a grip, would you? Are you guys just going to "but Clinton" all the way to the end of his term? That just shows that in reality, you cannot excuse him, and that is pathetic.

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NeoKhan (61 posts)

5. According to you saying is worse than doing.

Trump merely said grab them by the *****. Bill Clinton actually inserted a cigar into Monica Lewinsky's vagina as part of his sexual acting-out. That doesn't even begin to cover what Clinton did to Juanita Broaderick and others and the fact he lied under oath about his actions leading to his impeachment and losing his law license.

Dems insisted Clinton not be held to account for his actions. They insisted the personal behavior was no reflection on his ability to conduct himself as president. Dems insisted -- and won -- the demand that personal behavior be bifurcated from official acts.

Now, suddenly, they insist the 2 are now 1 again even though Trump's words pale in comparison to Clinton's actions.

It's apparent the Dems and liberals are little more than hypocrites who can't stand the taste of their own medicine.

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Immacolata (12,755 posts)

7. Trump was speaking from experience,

including walking into a room full of undressed teenage girls because it was his pageant and his prerogative.

But cigar, tho. I get it.

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NeoKhan (61 posts)

9. What experience would that be? Making advaces on someone making advaces to him?

Why wouldn't he or anyone else for that matter?

As for the pageant nonsense: As many former contestants have spoken out on his behalf as have complained against him. Knowing liberals lie incessantly ("There is no server!" "Hillary wins by double digits!" "He's a fascist!" "Trump is an anti-Semite!" etc. etc. etc.) I'm inclined to believe those who spoke on his behalf.

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Scary Red (5,070 posts)

14. Trump said grab 'em by the ***** to show them who's boss...

Big Bill got permission to do the cigar thing.

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NeoKhan (61 posts)

16. He didn't get permission from Broaderick or the others.

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HerasHeaddress (2,583 posts)

6. If it's therapeutic

then why not. Sweetheart or Lion Brand yarn may benefit from sales.

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NeoKhan (61 posts)

10. "If it's therapeutic"

I have no doubt they are in need of therapy.

http://www.discussionist.com/10151112677
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 16, 2017, 10:59:36 AM
DI is proof that libtards REALLY can't defend themselves in an even SOMEWHAT open marketplace of ideas.

I tried to sign up a long, long time aga (in a galaxy blah blah blah) but never got my email and gave up.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 16, 2017, 01:39:03 PM
DI is proof that libtards REALLY can't defend themselves in an even SOMEWHAT open marketplace of ideas.

I tried to sign up a long, long time aga (in a galaxy blah blah blah) but never got my email and gave up.

I signed up not long ago. Didn't get the e-mail on the first go round, but got it after about the 3rd try.

Try again. It's a hoot to argue with those liberals over there.

Nope, not giving up my s/n over there.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: FlaGator on January 16, 2017, 02:23:29 PM
I guess they've worn out their a$$ hats.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 16, 2017, 02:36:51 PM
Go to the surplus store and buy a used garrison cap.  Paint it pink if you must.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 16, 2017, 02:54:27 PM
I guess they've worn out their a$$ hats.

***** hats are for dickheads.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: jukin on January 16, 2017, 05:09:00 PM
I won't click the link but for those brave enough to, does it show how to how to throw sand in those ***** hats?

Asking for a friend that likes to throw sand in leftist's vaginas.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 17, 2017, 05:31:08 AM
I won't click the link but for those brave enough to, does it show how to how to throw sand in those ***** hats?

Asking for a friend that likes to throw sand in leftist's vaginas.

Just smack 'me over the head with a sandbag . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: YupItsMe on January 18, 2017, 07:29:36 AM
Oh look, a mini bouncy !

Sure.. couldn't possibly be because its winter and people are knitting little winter clothes for newborns. I suspect there is a similar shortage of pastel blue yarns as well... assuming there is a so called "kernel of truthiness" in this bouncy at all.

I can tell you up in this liberal shithole of VT with a population of only 600,000, I would estimate 1000 women or more are going to that stupid march with Pu**y hats.  They really think they're going to impress the world.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: SVPete on January 18, 2017, 07:54:52 AM
<---- miscounted the number of *s, if it wasn't obvious from my post above.

More seriously,

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... The yarn shop in Hillsborough NC can't keep pink yarn in stock! When I went in today there were three other women buying yarn for *****hats ...

Pink?! Racism and sexism combined!!!
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 18, 2017, 08:19:01 AM
<---- miscounted the number of *s, if it wasn't obvious from my post above.

More seriously,

Pink?! Racism and sexism combined!!!

Racism?  No, "It's all pink inside" as the ancient wisdom goes...
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: Skul on January 18, 2017, 11:03:50 AM
Go to the surplus store and buy a used garrison cap.  Paint it pink if you must.
Beat me to it. :hi5:
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: jukin on January 18, 2017, 01:34:06 PM
Racism?  No, "It's all pink inside" as the ancient wisdom goes...

Some are fat, some are thin.
They're all beautiful once you're in.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: BadCat on January 18, 2017, 01:50:53 PM
Any of you ladies want to knit me a ***** hat?

I really think I should have one.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 18, 2017, 03:24:03 PM
Any of you ladies want to knit me a ***** hat?

I really think I should have one.

Honestly I'd think a pair of ***** mittens would be a Hell of a lot more useful, for a dude.

 :-)
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: Adam Wood on January 18, 2017, 04:02:56 PM
Honestly I'd think a pair of ***** mittens would be a Hell of a lot more useful, for a dude.

 :-)
OTOH, it could give "earmuffs" a whole new meaning....
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: miskie on January 18, 2017, 08:53:09 PM
This long distance dedication goes out to ***** hat knitters everywhere, love - The Donald.

NSFW Youtube song, you have been warned. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj24)
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: Big Dog on January 18, 2017, 11:03:26 PM
OTOH, it could give "earmuffs" a whole new meaning....

I am going to steal that and use it tomorrow night on the ray-de-oh!
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: 67 Rover on January 19, 2017, 08:27:41 AM
Likely to rain tomorrow and that means a lot of very wet p***y hats out there.  :whistling:
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: SVPete on January 19, 2017, 08:58:57 AM
I think there's going to be intermittent rain showers here in the SF Bay Area tomorrow. Hopefully that will dampen Hate-Trump spirits and protester-morons in SF and Berserkeley (and Oakland, if they tantrum there, too).

(Fixed a typo)
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: BadCat on January 19, 2017, 09:00:25 AM
I thinkthere's going to be intermittent rain showers here in the SF Bay Area tomorrow. Hopefully that will dampen Hate-Trump spirits and protester-morons in SF and Berserkeley (and Oakland, if they tantrum there, too).

Yeah, rain puts out their joints.
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: VelvetElvis on January 19, 2017, 12:44:09 PM
Likely to rain tomorrow and that means a lot of very wet p***y hats out there.  :whistling:
Isn't that the preferred state for a p***y hat?

BTW, I got MY VERY OWN  p***y hat right here!

(http://i67.tinypic.com/2qnyyxl.jpg)
Title: Re: How to knit a ***** Hat for the Women's March
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 19, 2017, 01:16:13 PM
Isn't that the preferred state for a p***y hat?

BTW, I got MY VERY OWN  p***y hat right here!

(http://i67.tinypic.com/2qnyyxl.jpg)

H5!