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Title: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: franksolich on January 07, 2017, 06:59:00 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1285103

Oh my.

I've noticed that since the evening of November 8, the primitives have dwelt macabre.

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madokie (48,477 posts)     Thu Jan 5, 2017, 09:21 AM

I want to give my body to science
 
or a medical school preferably. Does anyone here have any experience with this and if so let me know what you think or mostly how to go about doing that.

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Hoyt (28,463 posts)     Thu Jan 5, 2017, 09:33 AM

1. Apparently medical schools have donor programs. Your question was of interest to me so I found this
 
https://www.parting.com/blog/body-donation-the-advantages-and-disadvantages/

Not only might it do so good, apparently it saves you most the cost of burial or cremation. Hope this is not something happening soon.

Au contraire, franksolich hopes it's not another Omaha Steve case.

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madokie (48,477 posts)

2. Thanks
 
I agree with your hope, I hope the same thing 

But one can never be too sure when that moment comes. I'm a non religious person so there is no hang ups for me on that front and I feel my old dead body might help in some one in their study to be a doctor/nurse or whatever. I feel I have something to give. Old for one thing, 40 plus years of smoking pot. A creative mind plus my mother had dementia in her later life. It was before Alzheimer's became a common talking about condition so its anyone guess if thats what it was.

After her passing I mentioned to my brothers and sisters that I think she might have had Alzheimer's of which non of them had heard much of anything of. Anyways I was exposed to Agent Orange for 15 months of my life. I have no desire to take up a 3 ft by 6 ft section of this earth to house my old dead stinking carcass after I die so my instructions to family is that I be cremated with my ashes put in a hole with a sycamore tree planted in that hole, they choose the location. After all my spirit will need a place to call home and a big ass old sycamore tree would be a good place to rest. 

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Hoyt (28,463 posts)    Thu Jan 5, 2017, 10:21 AM

3. Good way to look at things. I like the sycamore tree idea.

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marybourg (3,192 posts)      Thu Jan 5, 2017, 11:10 AM

4. One thing i heard about lately
 
that should be planned for: the medical school, whatever, that you choose may not want/need your body for whatever reason at the time of your death, so ensure that you have a back up plan in place to save your family stress.
Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: fatboy on January 07, 2017, 07:14:28 PM
That's the only way their getting my gunz from me.
Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: BattleHymn on January 07, 2017, 07:52:17 PM
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madokie (48,477 posts)     Thu Jan 5, 2017, 09:21 AM

I want to give my body to science
 
or a medical school preferably. Does anyone here have any experience with this and if so let me know what you think or mostly how to go about doing that.

Hopalong Bob might be the only one who has any actual firsthandfoot experience with your query, DUmmie.  The only problem is I don't think anyone knows what he did with his foot once it shuffled off its mortal coil.
Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 07, 2017, 08:16:55 PM
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madokie (48,477 posts)     Thu Jan 5, 2017, 09:21 AM

I want to give my body to science
 
or a medical school preferably. Does anyone here have any experience with this and if so let me know what you think or mostly how to go about doing that.

Yes, in fact I donated my body to medical science.  Here is the recipient:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/631815606/20932.jpg)
Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: thundley4 on January 07, 2017, 08:17:48 PM
Hopalong Bob might be the only one who has any actual firsthandfoot experience with your query, DUmmie.  The only problem is I don't think anyone knows what he did with his foot once it shuffled off its mortal coil.

Not as shapely as this one, but you get the idea.

Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 07, 2017, 08:21:10 PM
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madokie (48,477 posts)

2. Thanks
 
I agree with your hope, I hope the same thing

But one can never be too sure when that moment comes. I'm a non religious person so there is no hang ups for me on that front and I feel my old dead body might help in some one in their study to be a doctor/nurse or whatever. I feel I have something to give. Old for one thing,
40 plus years of smoking pot.
A creative mind plus my mother had dementia in her later life. It was before Alzheimer's became a common talking about condition so its anyone guess if thats what it was.

After her passing I mentioned to my brothers and sisters that I think she might have had Alzheimer's of which non of them had heard much of anything of. Anyways I was exposed to Agent Orange for 15 months of my life. I have no desire to take up a 3 ft by 6 ft section of this earth to house my old dead stinking carcass after I die so my instructions to family is that I be cremated with my ashes put in a hole with a sycamore tree planted in that hole, they choose the location. After all my spirit will need a place to call home and a big ass old sycamore tree would be a good place to rest. 

Well dummie, while I am sure the medical school will appreciate the body, a piece of your body donation may be used for a PSA:

(http://image.slidesharecdn.com/tedxonelessonfrom83000scansseptember9212013plussupplements-140515133914-phpapp01/95/tedx-lesson-from-83000-scans-10-638.jpg?cb=1400161298)
Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 07, 2017, 08:24:50 PM
Yes, in fact I donated my body to medical science.  Here is the recipient:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/631815606/20932.jpg)

My schadenboner is going to her. :whistling:
Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: Karin on January 07, 2017, 08:29:28 PM
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The only problem is I don't think anyone knows what he did with his foot once it shuffled off its mortal coil.

Tossed in a DUmpster of course!  boo

You used to hear of this many years ago, donating ones body to science.  And we all know of the macabre stories from Victorian England about the desperate medical student who needed bodies to study (Burke and Hare).  These days, I think technology provides better alternatives, than boiling some corpse in a vat down in the basement.  That's why you see so few skeletons hanging in the corner of their doctor's office. 

These ancient DUmmies are so behind the times. 
Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: miskie on January 07, 2017, 08:38:22 PM
(http://stumpcutters.com/wp-content/gallery/woodchippers/1790-series/1790-wood-chipper-large.jpg)

Above. Artist's rendition of what 'Plan B' will look like once the DUmmy's corpse is rejected by the medical school.

Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 07, 2017, 11:38:37 PM
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madokie (48,477 posts)     Thu Jan 5, 2017, 09:21 AM

I want to give my body to science
OK Kids, This is your brain on Drugs.
Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: Maverick1987 on January 08, 2017, 12:07:17 AM
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madokie (48,477 posts)     Thu Jan 5, 2017, 09:21 AM

I want to give my body to science

Scientists be like...

(https://linknow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Mr-D-no-thank-you.gif)
Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: VelvetElvis on January 08, 2017, 09:48:10 AM
You're welcome to do so, DUmmie.
Just make sure the recipient isn't a neurosciences school.  They generally prefer cadavers with at least SOME brain tissue.
And no, your supervised FEELZ won't make up for that fact.
Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: SVPete on January 08, 2017, 10:52:13 AM
:rimshot: Source material for the next, "This is your brain on drugs," series of ads? :rimshot:
Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 08, 2017, 11:19:52 AM
I, for one, agree with the Proglodytes' decision.

I would like science to determine how creatures with no higher cerebral functions are able to continue "living" for as long as they do.
Title: Re: rabid Sooner primitive wants to donate body to science
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 08, 2017, 04:20:30 PM
I, for one, agree with the Proglodytes' decision.

I would like science to determine how creatures with no higher cerebral functions are able to continue "living" for as long as they do.

Government interference with Darwin.