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Title: DUmb-schmuck gets hacked! Right?
Post by: FunkyZero on January 07, 2017, 12:30:17 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028442459 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028442459)

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Sat Jan 7, 2017, 01:19 PM

kentuck (78,018 posts)

Anyone else with any computer problems?
I am on a tablet. My home computer was hit last night and it appears it wiped out almost everything?

I am not usually of the conspiratorial type...

kentuck
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AND... one takes the bait

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Sat Jan 7, 2017, 01:27 PM

Star Member footinmouth (729 posts)
4. YES

I have no idea what happened. First, I lost my internet connection. I finally got that up again, had a tough time getting back into Windows 10, and everything was gone. Don't know where it went. I haven't attempted to recover anything yet. I'm on my iPad now. Checked on it earlier and it is still gone - I was hoping it was a bad dream, guess not.
Title: Re: DUmb-schmuck gets hacked! Right?
Post by: thundley4 on January 07, 2017, 12:35:35 PM
DUmmies always fall for those Kenyan princes promising them untold riches and they always open the emails and click the link.
Title: Re: DUmb-schmuck gets hacked! Right?
Post by: SVPete on January 07, 2017, 12:47:21 PM
Sounds more like a thunderstorm - i.e. a spike due to lightning - or a brown-out. Or maybe they have several years old cheap-crap computers in which some of the cheap crap components have spilled their guts, literally. Or if they have over-priced Deciduous Fruit Computer Company computers, maybe a SW update didn't go smoothly.

But being paranoid-hysterical Libs/Progs, they went straight to ConspiracyTheoryLand.
Title: Re: DUmb-schmuck gets hacked! Right?
Post by: FunkyZero on January 07, 2017, 12:49:23 PM
Sounds more like a thunderstorm - i.e. a spike due to lightning - or a brown-out. Or maybe they have several years old cheap-crap computers in which some of the cheap crap components have spilled their guts, literally. Or if they have over-priced Deciduous Fruit Computer Company computers, maybe a SW update didn't go smoothly.

But being paranoid-hysterical Libs/Progs, they went straight to ConspiracyTheoryLand.

no way man, it was the Russians!
Title: Re: DUmb-schmuck gets hacked! Right?
Post by: jb2u11 on January 07, 2017, 12:52:05 PM
A DUmmie would actually believe that the Russians would go after members of the DUmp and hack their computers.  After all they are the smartest people in the world.
Title: Re: DUmb-schmuck gets hacked! Right?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 07, 2017, 12:54:27 PM
Putin really cares about an obscure nutcase that posts on DU.
Title: Re: DUmb-schmuck gets hacked! Right?
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 07, 2017, 01:16:21 PM
I asked about this when I met my Russian masters the other day. They only hack DUmmy computers as a training exercise for new recruits. All they really find are DU posts and porn. 
Title: Re: DUmb-schmuck gets hacked! Right?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 07, 2017, 01:25:06 PM
Sounds more like a thunderstorm - i.e. a spike due to lightning - or a brown-out. Or maybe they have several years old cheap-crap computers in which some of the cheap crap components have spilled their guts, literally. Or if they have over-priced Deciduous Fruit Computer Company computers, maybe a SW update didn't go smoothly.

But being paranoid-hysterical Libs/Progs, they went straight to ConspiracyTheoryLand.

Damn you Vladimir, and your infernal Thunderstorm Machine as well!!!

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmb-schmuck gets hacked! Right?
Post by: Big Dog on January 07, 2017, 01:26:35 PM
What will the DUmmies do when they find out gNads was really a Russian spy, and part of Vladimir Putin's plot to kill JFK?

(https://crberryauthor.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/babushka-lady.jpg)
November 22, 1963. Dallas, TX. Nadin Brzezinski, cleverly disguised as a Russian fishwife (the only disguise she has), is in position for the coup de grace.


Title: Re: DUmb-schmuck gets hacked! Right?
Post by: franksolich on January 07, 2017, 01:31:23 PM
Putin really cares about an obscure nutcase that posts on DU.

Uh huh.

As far as I know, the only primitive who interests the Russians is Atman.