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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on January 04, 2017, 02:54:42 PM
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madamesilverspurs (10,938 posts)
Conversation over coffee
He stands a strapping 6’5”. Burly. He clearly manifests his Viking ancestry. His large hands are calloused from a lifetime of building houses and furniture and boats. He carries the scars of his three tours in Viet Nam.
As he watches the news he tells me, “Y'know, I haven’t always liked the outcome of presidential elections. Some presidents I liked and admired. Others I’ve disliked, sometimes they made me angry.” I nod in agreement. Then he says, “But this is the first time I’ve actually been afraid of the new guy.” He looks down and shakes his head, and I notice that the hand wrapped around his coffee mug is shaking.
Once more reality is driven home. Hard.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028428886
This is the worst bouncy i have ever seen and i have seen a lot.
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Sounds like he is related to LadyFreedom's Ripped Indian boyfriend.
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He didn't jump out of the bushes. Bad obvious :bouncy: .
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He's just got the morning heebie jeebies. Pour a shot of brandy in the coffee to take the edge off.
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The big hands were calloused, he looked like a mountain
For a minute I thought I was dead
But he started shaking, his big heart was breaking
He turned to the woman and said
"You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
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:lmao: :rotf:
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I'll see your :lmao: :rotf: and raise you a :hi5:
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Well, I guess we know mss's preferred music style and singer when she's in her cups.
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Parkinson's?
His condition has to be medically related. As I've read repeatedly over there on the DU, only women and non-white people should fear DT.
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Unable. To.. Resist
The cup song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NSFieUSfxGU
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Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood 6'6" and weighted 245
Kinda broad in the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John
Big John, Big Jooooooohn, Big Bad John
Big John
.
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Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood 6'6" and weighted 245
Kinda broad in the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John
Big John, Big Jooooooohn, Big Bad John
Big John
.
I hear that song about once a week on the station I listen to. :hi5:
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He's just got the morning heebie jeebies. Pour a shot of brandy in the coffee to take the edge off.
You sound like Mrs. Battlehymn. :lmao:
And the DUmmie might want to have the coffee drinking Big Dumb John check with Hildabeast about that shaky hand thing. I hear she's got some drugs for that.
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Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood 6'6" and weighted 245
Kinda broad in the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John
Big John, Big Jooooooohn, Big Bad John
Big John
.
Many DU-folk would probably prefer "Big Bad Bruce" (won't link it - should be on You Tube - I'm at work and the song is quite un-PC).
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Oh, bury me not by a low DUmmie
These words came low and scornfully
from the pallad lips
of a Caver who who lay
on the bloody ground at the close of day
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Hard. This dummy is dreaming. Hard.
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Missed "Life long Republican."
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He clearly manifests his Viking ancestry.
One can only hope the resident DUmp Viking expert, grasswipe Judy, was consulted thoroughly before this statement was made.
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/viking_zps5fe513ea.jpg)
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madamesilverspurs (10,938 posts)
Conversation over coffee
He stands a strapping 6’5”. Burly. He clearly manifests his Viking ancestry. His large hands are calloused from a lifetime of building houses and furniture and boats. He carries the scars of his three tours in Viet Nam.
Ahem -- From the "Star Wars" novelization:
Two meters tall. Bipedal. Flowing black robes trailing from the figure and a face forever masked by a functional if bizarre black metal breath screen - a Dark Lord of the Sith was an awesome, threatening shape as it strode through the corridors of the rebel ship
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This is such a piss poor bouncy I won't even break it down.
Zero :stoner:
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Response to GoneOffShore (Reply #8)Wed Jan 4, 2017, 12:27 AM
Star Member yuiyoshida (18,348 posts)
13. I find myself looking at the Calendar, like a person would
checking the time. Our time is running out, and soon enough, he will take the oath of office, and than all hell will break loose. I can feel it in my bones...
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/the-wicked-witch-of-the-west-hourglass_zpsudvnhpvn.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/the-wicked-witch-of-the-west-hourglass_zpsudvnhpvn.jpg.html)
Brace yourselves, DUmmies.
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Somebody fancies themselves a writer. Most likely the most contrived bouncy I've ever seen.........that was just terrible.
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Somebody fancies themselves a writer. Most likely the most contrived bouncy I've ever seen.........that was just terrible.
The night was humid moist sultry.
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The night was humid moist sultry.
It was dark and stormy incestuous tempestuous.
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It was dark and stormy incestuous tempestuous.
You probably had stevenumbers on the edge of his petroleum-jelly covered chair before you struck through "incestuous".
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The night was humid moist sultry.
It was dark and stormy incestuous tempestuous.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQcpj7ACMAAHRp4.jpg)
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(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/7/73/ESBOpeningCrawl.png/revision/latest?cb=20130324023857)
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I am putting my hat in the ring for winner of this thread.
[youtube]https://youtu.be/s8cVYg7RNx4[/youtube]
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The big hands were calloused, he looked like a mountain
For a minute I thought I was dead
But he started shaking, his big heart was breaking
He turned to the woman and said
"You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood 6'6" and weighted 245
Kinda broad in the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John
Big John, Big Jooooooohn, Big Bad John
Big John
LOL! Song lyrics was what first came to mind for me, too.
He stands in the sun
Satchel in his hand,
With the sweat and the grime
of another day,
He's a broken, tired man.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ-ozYUXVB4[/youtube]
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I am putting my hat in the ring for winner of this thread.
[youtube]https://youtu.be/s8cVYg7RNx4[/youtube]
I call that, Karin FTW!
The Legend of Honeydipper Dan was Omaha Steve's inspiration. He always wanted to be Dan when he grew up.
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Now Leroy more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout six foot four
All the downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover"
All the men just call him "Sir"
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6GaZzNX8U[/youtube]