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Title: A new winning strategy.
Post by: Carl on December 23, 2016, 11:47:33 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028394876

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Fri Dec 23, 2016, 12:18 PM

Star Member Cryptoad (4,975 posts)

Path to Victory ,,,,,
We know there are more of us than them,,,we have got to get the right voters in teh right places,,,,,time has come for us to seriously consider a voluntary migration program for people to move from CA to FL, OH, WI, MI and PA for sole purpose of voting. We need to start the funding now so as to be in place by time to legal vote in those states. Can be like Peace Corp use to be , a real way of serving ur country. We will need a fancy name for it!

How about "retards R us election strategy"?


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Fri Dec 23, 2016, 12:27 PM

Star Member tinrobot (6,153 posts)
2. Leave California? For Ohio?

That is a tough sell.

I doubt many in Ohio would buy it.

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Fri Dec 23, 2016, 12:32 PM

Star Member WillowTree (4,011 posts)
3. Or Wisconsin? Or Michigan?

Never mind no ocean and no mountains.......t'would be more than a bit of a culture shock come January.

You leftist asswipes could not survive less then perfect weather.
Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 23, 2016, 11:52:43 AM

     The DNC has probably already disappeared the union goons that were responsible for stuffing the ballot boxes in WI, MI, and PA, so this is all moot.

     
Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: SVPete on December 23, 2016, 12:05:06 PM
OK, that pegged my :rotf: -meter so hard that the needle wrapped around the peg at least 360 degrees!
Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: Karin on December 23, 2016, 12:10:30 PM
No kidding!  I saw what was coming after the first sentence, and laughed out loud through the rest of it.  I have got to row over.   :rotf:

Nothin.  The OP was the funniest thing there.  Some other DUmmie quoted an Obama speech and I nearly fell asleep. 
Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: Gamle-ged on December 23, 2016, 01:35:17 PM
"...time has come for us to seriously consider a voluntary migration program for people to move from CA to FL, OH, WI, MI and PA ..."

Ohh, they have to fight the headwind of triggered Liberals moving FROM WI, MI and PA to the "safety" of red-state Kali...
Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: Bad Dog on December 23, 2016, 01:56:12 PM
"...time has come for us to seriously consider a voluntary migration program for people to move from CA to FL, OH, WI, MI and PA ..."

Ohh, they have to fight the headwind of triggered Liberals moving FROM WI, MI and PA to the "safety" of red-state Kali...

We need to have special airliners just for these people.  Planes with faulty nav computers.
Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: thundley4 on December 23, 2016, 02:58:13 PM
"...time has come for us to seriously consider a voluntary migration program for people to move from CA to FL, OH, WI, MI and PA ..."

Ohh, they have to fight the headwind of triggered Liberals moving FROM WI, MI and PA to the "safety" of red-state Kali...

People are fleeing Illinois in droves. Hopefully Illinois loses some electoral votes to conservative red states.
Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: jukin on December 23, 2016, 03:08:10 PM
People are fleeing Illinois in droves. Hopefully Illinois loses some electoral votes to conservative red states.

Productive people are fleeing the PRoC and the birthrate here is at all time lows. So what explains the uptick in population that keeps more congressional seats and electoral votes in the PRoC?

I'll give you some time.

I'm sure most of you guessed but the DUmmys will not. It. Is. Illegal. Immigration.

Trump gonna put a hurt on the PRoC.
Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: thundley4 on December 23, 2016, 03:26:22 PM
Productive people are fleeing the PRoC and the birthrate here is at all time lows. So what explains the uptick in population that keeps more congressional seats and electoral votes in the PRoC?

I'll give you some time.

I'm sure most of you guessed but the DUmmys will not. It. Is. Illegal. Immigration.

Trump gonna put a hurt on the PRoC.

Illegal immigrants should not count for the purposes of house seats nor for federal funding. If states want to fund them, let them do it out of their own pocket.
Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: SVPete on December 23, 2016, 04:26:22 PM
Illegal immigrants should not count ... for federal funding. If states want to fund them, let them do it out of their own pocket.

You mean something like Proposition 187 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_187)?
Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 23, 2016, 04:32:55 PM
We need to have special airliners just for these people.  Planes with faulty nav computers.


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Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 23, 2016, 04:37:47 PM
People are fleeing Illinois in droves. Hopefully Illinois loses some electoral votes to conservative red states.

Saw that.  Something like 78,000 this year?  Taxes and jobs.   Imagine that.  #bestesteconomyever  :whistling:

Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: jukin on December 23, 2016, 05:15:01 PM
Illegal immigrants should not count for the purposes of house seats nor for federal funding. If states want to fund them, let them do it out of their own pocket.

No they shouldn't but....THEY DO! From the scotus due to a Texas lawsuit.

Why I say Trump will put an end to that.
1. He will put at least 2 maybe 3 judges on the scotus and the federal appeals ones will be yuge.
2. He will build the wall and enforce common sense immigration laws. That will remove his margin of loss out of the PRoC alone. My guess is Trump carries the PRoc in 2020.
Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: ChuckJ on December 23, 2016, 07:00:59 PM
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Fri Dec 23, 2016, 12:18 PM

Star Member Cryptoad (4,975 posts)

Path to Victory ,,,,,
We know there are more of us than them,,,we have got to get the right voters in teh right places,,,,,time has come for us to seriously consider a voluntary migration program for people to move from CA to FL, OH, WI, MI and PA for sole purpose of voting. We need to start the funding now so as to be in place by time to legal vote in those states. Can be like Peace Corp use to be , a real way of serving ur country. We will need a fancy name for it!

At least Georgia isn't on their radar yet.  Hey, wait a minute! Didn't the DUmmies just declare the other day that Florida wasn't long for this world due to Global Warming? Sounds like the DUmmies are trying to get other dems killed or something.
Title: Re: A new winning strategy.
Post by: FunkyZero on December 23, 2016, 08:02:22 PM
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Fri Dec 23, 2016, 12:18 PM

Star Member Cryptoad (4,975 posts)

Path to Victory ,,,,,
We know there are more of us than them,,,we have got to get the right voters in teh right places,,,,,time has come for us to seriously consider a voluntary migration program for people to move from CA to FL, OH, WI, MI and PA for sole purpose of voting.

Oh you have got to be @#%@# kidding me.
This is what it looks like when you think out loud, freekin morons.
Maybe you could also get statehood for a moon and mars base and pick up a couple more electors.