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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on December 22, 2016, 09:20:28 AM
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Star Member HAB911 (670 posts)
Funny response from Amazon
Dear Amazon,
I will not be purchasing anything from Amazon this season until you remove your advertising from Breitbart and remove Trump products from your offerings.
Dear HAB911,
I'm Meraj from Amazon.com. Jeff Bezos received your email, and I'm responding on his behalf.
We appreciate your feedback and have forwarded it to the correct team internally.
Best regards,
Meraj
Thank you.
Amazon.com
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028390529
You sure told them! :whatever:
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What the Hell does Trump sell on Amazon? The complaint reads like a robo-letter, so I have a pretty good guess what the 'Correct team' is.
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What the Hell does Trump sell on Amazon? The complaint reads like a robo-letter, so I have a pretty good guess what the 'Correct team' is.
I'm guessing "Correct team" is Amazon's virtual equivalent to the "round file"
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HAB911, like most DUmmies, has grossly overestimated its power and influence over anything.
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What the Hell does Trump sell on Amazon? The complaint reads like a robo-letter, so I have a pretty good guess what the 'Correct team' is.
Donald Trump - Advanced Graphics Life Size Cardboard Standup
4.6 out of 5 stars 290 customer reviews | 15 answered questions
Price: $49.95 & FREE Shipping. Details
In Stock.
Arrives before Christmas. Choose delivery option in checkout.
Want it Saturday, Dec. 24? Order within 26 hrs 29 mins and choose Saturday Delivery at checkout. Details
Sold by MMP Living and Fulfilled by Amazon. Gift-wrap available
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51utKNDBQ5L._SX466_.jpg)
https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-Advanced-Graphics-Cardboard/dp/B01BX9Z3KS/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&qid=1482421326&sr=8-15&keywords=trump
If I had just won the Lotto, I'd send this to every ****ing (D)Umbass we could get an address on. I conservatively estimate a 35% casualty rate by New Years Day.
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HAB911, like most DUmmies, has grossly overestimated its power and influence over anything.
although you may be correct, also don't underestimate the "leftiness" of Amazon either.
businesses need to learn their lessons, and so far it seems they haven't.
Ignoring politics and controversial subjects is THE correct response, regardless of the source.
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Dear HAB911,
I'm Meraj from Amazon.com. Jeff Bezos received your email, and I'm responding on his behalf.
We appreciate your feedback and have forwarded it to the correct team internally.
Best regards,
Meraj
Thank you.
Amazon.com
the Amazon Vice President in charge of the correct team...
(http://www.marketinsights.sg/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/home-office-paper-shredder-1024x683.png)
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What it says:
Dear HAB911,
I'm Meraj from Amazon.com. Jeff Bezos received your email, and I'm responding on his behalf.
We appreciate your feedback and have forwarded it to the correct team internally.
Best regards,
Meraj
Thank you.
Amazon.com
What it means:
Dear idiot:
I am Saboo Gupta from India Amazon.com. Our email server got your missive and it landed in my lap. I checked your account history and have found that you don't really order jack shit from us. Since this is the case I don't give a rats ass about what you wrote and neither does the boss.
In closing, please take your $20 a year in business and go spend it at a website that gives a damn because we don't.
Sincerely,
Saboo Gupta
Amazon.com
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Nice story. Bouncy fail.
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the Amazon Vice President in charge of the correct team...
(http://www.marketinsights.sg/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/home-office-paper-shredder-1024x683.png)
She has great career prospects ahead of her in the D Party!
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She has great career prospects ahead of her in the D Party!
Perhaps, once she's also done over at www.Discussionst.com
(http://www.marketinsights.sg/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/home-office-paper-shredder-1024x683.png)
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DI is DIfunct?
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Pretty simple to check the address to see if they buy anything at all from Amazon.
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I dunno. I've been buying DVDs and CDs from Amazon like there's no tomorrow.
A mere four months ago, if someone had predicted I'd be doing this, I would've thought them nuts.
But, well, things happen.
I just got a new one today; spent $30 for it.
Amazon's customer service is beat by no one; it's excellent, and I always say "thank you."
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All this means is that HAB911 will have to go out in public to buy their adult sized diapers. :loser:
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I dunno. I've been buying DVDs and CDs from Amazon like there's no tomorrow.
A mere four months ago, if someone had predicted I'd be doing this, I would've thought them nuts.
But, well, things happen.
I just got a new one today; spent $30 for it.
Amazon's customer service is beat by no one; it's excellent, and I always say "thank you."
They do have some of the best customer service I have seen in years. I made a mistake in ordering the wrong sized item a while back. Contacted them and fessed up that it was my fault. They not only sent me the correct size but told me to keep the one I ordered by mistake.
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They do have some of the best customer service I have seen in years. I made a mistake in ordering the wrong sized item a while back. Contacted them and fessed up that it was my fault. They not only sent me the correct size but told me to keep the one I ordered by mistake.
I guess Amazon sells more than just books, CDs, and DVDs; I never checked.
Every CD and DVD, even if from a third party, that I've ordered has been exactly as promised.
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Amazon Prime! Just got my new snow blower shipped for free!
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Amazon Prime! Just got my new snow blower shipped for free!
Not to mention a new episode of The Grand Tour* every Friday!
*Where the guys from the British Top Gear went.
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I buy everything from Amazon, even a part for my dishwasher door. :-)
Yes, best customer service anywhere.
It's good HAB911 is keeping his little mind occupied. :lmao:
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Perhaps, once she's also done over at www.Discussionst.com
Nice avatar, Maverick1987. :-)