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Title: DUmmy CTyankee admits to being a puke
Post by: fatboy on December 21, 2016, 12:05:00 PM
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Wed Dec 21, 2016, 12:28 PM

Star Member CTyankee (49,637 posts)

I've stopped throwing up which I have been doing since the election.

and I was able to keep down a little chicken broth and a cracker.

But it was bad last night and early this morning. Nothing was in my stomach but I gagged and retched constantly. I blame Trump's election.

Now I will throw myself in the shower and try to refresh for the days of struggle ahead. But I'm old now and tired a lot. I won't give up tho...

Someone give that dope some pepto

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512663757

Not to be outdone...

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Response to CTyankee (Original post)

Wed Dec 21, 2016, 12:31 PM

Star Member bravenak (31,999 posts)

2. I got an h pylori infection this cycle that had me doing the same thing

I still get sick once a day at least.
Title: Re: DUmmy CTyankee admits to being a puke
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 21, 2016, 12:11:03 PM

     She clearly has a virus in her system. Bleach kills viruses, so I recommend she drinks a cup of bleach, and she problems will be over.
Title: Re: DUmmy CTyankee admits to being a puke
Post by: Carl on December 21, 2016, 12:24:41 PM
     She clearly has a virus in her system. Bleach kills viruses, so I recommend she drinks a cup of bleach, and she problems will be over.

If that doesn`t work she should mix a little Draino in it.
Title: Re: DUmmy CTyankee admits to being a puke
Post by: SVPete on December 21, 2016, 02:31:18 PM
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Wed Dec 21, 2016, 12:28 PM

Star Member CTyankee (49,637 posts)

I've stopped throwing up which I have been doing since the election.

and I was able to keep down a little chicken broth and a cracker.

But it was bad last night and early this morning. Nothing was in my stomach but I gagged and retched constantly. I blame Trump's election.

I blame bacteria on those organic avocados MM sent you from his parents' farm. Those arboreal feral pigs tracked bacteria onto them.

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Wed Dec 21, 2016, 12:31 PM

Star Member bravenak (31,999 posts)

2. I got an h pylori infection this cycle that had me doing the same thing

I still get sick once a day at least.

They've got antibiotics for than, bn. You won't find them at your favorite homeopathic naturopathic herbalist, though.
Title: Re: DUmmy CTyankee admits to being a puke
Post by: Karin on December 21, 2016, 02:58:46 PM
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and I was able to keep down a little chicken broth and a cracker.

That was Nov. 8.  It is now Dec 21.  Shouldn't you be dead by now?

"Showering for the coming struggles."   ::)  Do your yoga first!

Title: Re: DUmmy CTyankee admits to being a puke
Post by: Karin on December 21, 2016, 03:15:28 PM
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Response to CTyankee (Original post)

Wed Dec 21, 2016, 12:36 PM

Star Member Afromania (135 posts)

4. Not throwing up but
 
I keep see sawing from normal disbelief in the surrealness of this whole thing to outright rage at how people could be so awful and stupid.
:lmao:

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Response to Uggwearingdad (Reply #12)

Wed Dec 21, 2016, 02:46 PM

Star Member CTyankee (49,639 posts)

13. I am doing my best and slowly but surely I am coming back to full strength.
 
I used a cane today to go to the supermarket but found I could just as easily lean onto the shopping cart...it was good to get out and get some fresh air. 

What do you need groceries for if all you can eat is a little chicken broth and one cracker every month and a half?
Title: Re: DUmmy CTyankee admits to being a puke
Post by: DUmpstruck on December 21, 2016, 04:52:58 PM
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Wed Dec 21, 2016, 12:31 PM

Star Member bravenak (31,999 posts)

2. I got an h pylori infection this cycle that had me doing the same thing

I still get sick once a day at least.

I'm guessing syphilis.
Title: Re: DUmmy CTyankee admits to being a puke
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 21, 2016, 06:13:16 PM
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Wed Dec 21, 2016, 12:28 PM

Star Member CTyankee (49,637 posts)

I've stopped throwing up which I have been doing since the election.

and I was able to keep down a little chicken broth and a cracker.

But it was bad last night and early this morning. Nothing was in my stomach but I gagged and retched constantly. I blame Trump's election.

Sounds like heroin withdrawal to me. 
Title: Re: DUmmy CTyankee admits to being a puke
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on December 21, 2016, 06:18:31 PM
Sounds like heroin withdrawal to me.

Yup.
Title: Re: DUmmy CTyankee admits to being a puke
Post by: FunkyZero on December 21, 2016, 06:48:51 PM
seriously, sitting around trying to out-do each other, waving their dicks to see who is the weakest?
Man, this is one twisted bunch of vagrants for sure
Title: Re: DUmmy CTyankee admits to being a puke
Post by: FunkyZero on December 21, 2016, 06:50:40 PM
:lmao:

What do you need groceries for if all you can eat is a little chicken broth and one cracker every month and a half?

I gotta say, of all the twisted and sick debauchery that they manage to type up over there, this one ranks in the upper 90% of embarrassing.