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Title: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: FunkyZero on December 13, 2016, 11:21:00 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028358043 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028358043)

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Mon Dec 12, 2016, 03:44 PM

maxrandb (6,167 posts)

Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND
Not one “Effing” Second! That’s the amount of time I have spent watching MSNBC, CNN, ABC-CBS-NBC News, 60-Minutes, Meet the Press, Good Morning America, NPR, or any other “so-called” MSM New source since the night of the election. NOT – ONE – ****ING – SECOND!!

It has taken a bit of will-power, because MSNBC was usually on in my house from waking at 6AM until I went to work at 7AM, and then was back on from 4PM to 8PM, when decent shows would come on. On my days off, MSNBC, or CNN were usually on in the background as I went about chores around the house or made lunch and dinner. But now…NOT ONE ****ING SECOND!!

I think I fell into the trap like a lot of other Americans. Let’s watch the “news” channels cover Trump 24/7, because you never knew what kind of ignorant crap was going to come out of his orange-hued pie-hole. Besides, it wasn’t like the unqualified, bigoted, racist, sexist, black-hearted con man and Carnival Barker would win the Presidency of the greatest country on earth, but then a strange thing happened. Every racist, hate-filled, sexist piece of bullshit that came out of his mouth was suddenly treated as “normal”. Every attack on minorities, women, gays, fellow-Americans, etc., was treated like it was just the “normal ****ing expression” of some mythical “white-working-class” demographic.

- Want to grab women by the *****? Hell, that’s just like how “Cooter” over at the Sak-o-Suds talks.

- Call immigrants “rapist and murderers”? Hell, that’s just like how Ned the “One-Armed Bartender” over at the “Do-Drop-In” talks.

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citation needed please

- Encourage a Communist Country to interfere in our election? Hell, Rush Limbaugh has been preaching for years that Democrats are more evil than Imperial Russia with a ****ING FORMER KGB Agent at the helm.

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Wait, so commies are bad now?

Now, the rest of us…Those of us who are parents of an LGBT child, or have a child that’s devoted blood, sweat, tears and large sums of tuition to study science, have to deal with the fact that hatred of our children has been VALIDATED!

NOT – ONE – ****ING – SECOND!!! Do you ****ing hear me MSM???!!! I have NOT – ONE – ****ING – SECOND for you.

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Oh, cmon. Just one, please?

I’ve lost friends and have shunned family members who supported this unqualified jackass. Do you really think it’s that hard to TURN YOU THE **** OFF???!!!

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I'm all but certain they are completely heartbroken right now, minus your "contained" hatred

But I’m doing more than that.

I don’t have many resources, but I do have time and energy.

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you won't have energy for long at the rate you are going here

In the free time I’ve discovered since I turned off the MSM, I’ve written letters and made phone calls.

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That'll show 'em

For example – In big “blue” cities that went 70-30 for Hillary, why are the most powerful radio stations in those cities spewing nothing but right-wing racism, bigotry and hatred 24/7?

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mostly because no one wants to listen to lunacy called "progressive" talk radio

- Why are University of Wisconsin Football and Basketball (or any division 1 University sporting event) broadcast on Clear Channel or Sinclair Communications radio stations that spend 95% of their time tearing down institutions of higher learning and pushing to defund critical research? I heard recently that University of Wisconsin fell out of the top 5 research universities. Why would the Badgers give broadcast rights to Wisconsin football to a station that runs 30 hours of Rush Limbaugh a week?

- The cities and counties that voted for Hillary Clinton account for 65-70% of the nation’s GDP. Why is there nothing but hate radio available on their most powerful and influential radio stations?

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So, wealth should determine who represents us, right?

- Advertisers on NBC, CBS, ABC etc., - why are you supporting networks that ignore 65% of the Nation’s GDP?
The networks defense for their fellating of Trump seems to be because of ratings and profits. You know what else gets lots of ratings? ****ing Train Wrecks. The only difference here being, normally, networks don’t create the train wrecks they cover, but they sure as hell did here.

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I'm thinking marketers know exactly where the larger audiences are, and that's not the camp of people out in the park, pooping on cop cars for fun

NOT – ONE – ****ING – SECOND!!! I won’t waste ONE – ****ING – SECOND on MSM news EVER again. I don’t give a flying **** if they now start doing 24/7 hard-hitting investigations into Trumps finances or his Russian Coup. I don’t give a flying **** if the Russians are attacking the beaches of Florida and MSNBC is the only source of news that I have…NOT – ONE – ****ING – SECOND!!!!

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I think we got that now

I don’t give a flying **** if they show nothing but Joy Reid and Rachel Maddow going forward. NOT – ONE – ****ING – SECOND!!!!

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what about non-flying fu#$s?

The only time I would even consider tuning in is if every network CEO were going to do an exclusive 30 minute apology for the shit they’ve brought forth on this country, resign, give all their ****ing wealth to the Food Bank, put on sackcloth and ashes and walked in front of a train.

Until that happens…NOT – ONE – ****ING – SECOND!!!!

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seriously

Please join me. You’ll feel a lot better and you’ll find that writing letters and calling advertisers is a noble thing to do.
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: Big Dog on December 13, 2016, 11:38:00 AM
That is one angry DUmmy.

 :yawn:
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: 67 Rover on December 13, 2016, 11:40:24 AM
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Mon Dec 12, 2016, 03:44 PM

maxrandb (6,167 posts)

Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND

Mmmmmm delicious!  :drool: 

You mad Bro?
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: Carl on December 13, 2016, 12:08:08 PM
Hey DUmbass... :yawn:
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 13, 2016, 12:18:02 PM
Hey DUmmy!

You are not the target of the MSM.  They need people with m-o-n-e-y.  Pot growers don't advertise widely yet.

Listen/watch or don't: NO ONE CARES
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: Adam Wood on December 13, 2016, 02:59:13 PM
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The cities and counties that voted for Hillary Clinton account for 65-70% of the nation’s GDP.
I love this sudden argument from the Left.  What a hoot!

OK, DUmmies. I'll make you a deal: we can go back to only tax-payers voting.  Then you'll have your "60-70% of GDP" voting.  None of the folks taking WIC, SNAP, EITC, or any of the other myriad of redistributionist crap get to vote.  Only people who actually pay at least $1 per year in actual federal income taxes gets to vote.  That's essentially the way that the Constitution was arranged, so let's do that.  I'm good with it.

Let's put your limousine liberals up against the rest of tax-paying America and see who wins.  Good luck trying to bus in retarded people from the group home: that one won't work any more.  You also don't get to posse up every welfare-sucking public housing resident to go vote, either.  Only actually productive people who actually pay taxes (have to have had a +$1 total balance on last year's 1040) get to vote.  See how that works out for you.
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: USA4ME on December 13, 2016, 03:06:10 PM
True, Adam. It's as if they think everyone within that demographic all voted the same way.

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Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: SVPete on December 13, 2016, 03:15:27 PM
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The cities and counties that voted for Hillary Clinton account for 65-70% of the nation’s GDP.

Games like this are easy when data is used selectively. E.G., let's select some different critical criteria: food production; cotton, wool, and leather production; wood production. You know, exotic things like food, clothing, and shelter. How did those counties vote?
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: jukin on December 13, 2016, 03:27:02 PM
This is getting ridiculous!!

I'm having to spend money that I could have used to put down minorities and lgbtqwertys at Omar The Tent Makers. His work on enlarging the crotch of my pants for the yuge schadenboner is costly. WOrst part is I'm having to go in every other day to get enlargements.

DUchebags have a heart and help a poor guy keep cost under control for covering my schadenboner. Think sbout the chillllllrnesss!!!
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 13, 2016, 04:49:57 PM
Games like this are easy when data is used selectively. E.G., let's select some different critical criteria: food production; cotton, wool, and leather production; wood production. You know, exotic things like food, clothing, and shelter. How did those counties vote?

One more thing, for NYC at least . . .Water.
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 13, 2016, 09:12:10 PM
Games like this are easy when data is used selectively. E.G., let's select some different critical criteria: food production; cotton, wool, and leather production; wood production. You know, exotic things like food, clothing, and shelter. How did those counties vote?

They count government benefits and the overhead to administer them into GDP, just so you know, since it is all 'economic activity' and the social workers, welfare office and caseworkers, etc. are also 'Jobs.'
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: miskie on December 13, 2016, 09:59:00 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/qv5hg.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: FunkyZero on December 13, 2016, 11:13:26 PM
One more thing, for NYC at least . . .Water.

You can't expect them to actually be able to think. Hell, they are still scratching their pointy heads trying to figure out how they lost a preordained election. It was theirs, and those dirty repiglicans stole it, gawd dangit!
Hell, they probably suspect Trump is eating their breakfast cereal too. He's EVERYWHERE!
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: SVPete on December 14, 2016, 08:21:47 AM
One more thing, for NYC at least . . .Water.

Good point! The Land of LA gets its water from man-made lakes in the Sierras, from the Colorado River, and from the Sacramento and San Joaquin River Delta. The SF Bay Area also gets some of its water from the Sierras.
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 14, 2016, 06:32:17 PM
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Mon Dec 12, 2016, 03:44 PM

maxrandb (6,167 posts)

Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND
Not one “Effing” Second! That’s the amount of time I have spent watching MSNBC, CNN, ABC-CBS-NBC News, 60-Minutes, Meet the Press, Good Morning America, NPR, or any other “so-called” MSM New source since the night of the election. NOT – ONE – ****ING – SECOND!!

I agree dummie!!! I haven't watched any of the MSM new sources since the election either!  I encourage all you dummies to quit watching/reading as well.  They are all in for the Trumpster!!! or is it Drumpf? No matter... we all need to quit watching/reading the MSM.  We gonna teach 'em a lesson is what we gonna do.   :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: miskie on December 14, 2016, 06:38:23 PM
wow.. looks almost as effective as 'not one damn dime day'...  yawn. :yawn:
Title: Re: Hey MSM! "NOT - ONE - 'EFFING' - SECOND (Screed Level 9)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 14, 2016, 06:59:46 PM
Schadenboner status:

(http://i.stack.imgur.com/z1bnb.jpg)