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Title: Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 09, 2016, 06:21:39 AM
Usually I like to parody their thread titles but this one deserves to be preserved in its original.

It's not just the hyperbole which they assume is literal fact this title even enjoys the nuance that she misspelled "ameriKKKuh" using only 2 Ks.

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lindysalsagal (4,489 posts)

Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
   
Every potus appointee from energy to ecology to education to banking was hired to render the scorched-earth results they're already known for.

When we're at the bottom of the well, if the internet still survives, we must remember that it was rural america who got us here, and left us to die.

I'm not being sarcastic.

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Skidmore (34,838 posts)

1. Way to go with

that outreach stuff.

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DetlefK (8,735 posts)

3. Seriously. Why even bother with an outreach?

They are convinced that they are being discriminated against and that the Democrats and the liberals and the big-city-people and Wall Street and all the other sinners have it out for them.

What could the Democrats possibly tell them to convince them that a government that takes care of people is not the same as Communism?
Or that Obama isn't a secret Muslim and that Hillary Clinton isn't running a pedophile-ring from a pizzeria.

Why should the Democrats bother with trying to win over the 27% of people who voted for Trump, when 40% didn't vote at all?

 :popcorn:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028344604
Title: DUmp snob hates the rural unwashed.
Post by: Carl on December 09, 2016, 06:23:40 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028344604

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Fri Dec 9, 2016, 06:41 AM

Star Member lindysalsagal (4,489 posts)

Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Every potus appointee from energy to ecology to education to banking was hired to render the scorched-earth results they're already known for.

When we're at the bottom of the well, if the internet still survives, we must remember that it was rural america who got us here, and left us to die.

I'm not being sarcastic.

We here in rural America will be doing fine.
We can feed and clothe ourselves,you can`t.

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Response to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Fri Dec 9, 2016, 06:48 AM

Skidmore (34,838 posts)
1. Way to go with

that outreach stuff.

The elite deserve to be bowed down to skidmark.

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Response to Skidmore (Reply #1)

Fri Dec 9, 2016, 07:07 AM

DetlefK (8,735 posts)
3. Seriously. Why even bother with an outreach?

They are convinced that they are being discriminated against and that the Democrats and the liberals and the big-city-people and Wall Street and all the other sinners have it out for them.

What could the Democrats possibly tell them to convince them that a government that takes care of people is not the same as Communism?
Or that Obama isn't a secret Muslim and that Hillary Clinton isn't running a pedophile-ring from a pizzeria.

Why should the Democrats bother with trying to win over the 27% of people who voted for Trump, when 40% didn't vote at all?

See?
Title: Re: Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Post by: Carl on December 09, 2016, 06:32:19 AM
Great minds!  :yahoo:

Please merge mine into yours Snugs. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Post by: FunkyZero on December 09, 2016, 06:53:04 AM
Usually I like to parody their thread titles but this one deserves to be preserved in its original.

It's not just the hyperbole which they assume is literal fact this title even enjoys the nuance that she misspelled "ameriKKKuh" using only 2 Ks.

 :popcorn:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028344604

That was my first thought, totally blew the opportunity to exploit the KKK reference. DUmmies can't even get their "snark-ism" sorted out these days
Title: Re: Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Post by: Carl on December 09, 2016, 08:29:59 AM
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Fri Dec 9, 2016, 09:00 AM

hatrack (40,227 posts)
50. They can start reaching out to the rest of us . . .

. . . or they can go **** themselves and wash down a handful of Oxy with a bottle of Jack. I pretty much don't give a damn either way anymore.


(http://www.memepile.com/pics/6392-o.jpg)

Title: Re: Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Post by: SVPete on December 09, 2016, 08:32:49 AM
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Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
   
Every potus appointee from energy to ecology to education to banking was hired to render the scorched-earth results they're already known for.

Translated into normal-person English (with corrected grammar):

The people who feed and clothe Americans deserve credit for the coming recovery and prosperity.

Every one of Trump's appointees, from Energy to the EPA to Education to Treasury was chosen for their knowledge and skills, sharing Trump's political views, and supporting his plans to prosper all of the US.
Title: Re: Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Post by: fatboy on December 09, 2016, 08:40:32 AM
And to think as late as 9:00 PM on November 8, 2016 we, as a nation, were standing right at the edge of the cliff, ready to take that one last half step to the point of no return.

The only disappointment: Hillary had to cancel her fireworks display in NYC.

Best. Election. Ever.
Title: Re: Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Post by: FunkyZero on December 09, 2016, 08:46:26 AM
And to think as late as 9:00 PM on November 8, 2016 we, as a nation, were standing right at the edge of the cliff, ready to take that one last half step to the point of no return.

The only disappointment: Hillary had to cancel her fireworks display in NYC.

Best. Election. Ever.

yea but.. they already had bought all the fireworks. I wonder where they are? Those should be on the clintoon campaign website for sale at yUUUUge discounts like the rest of the trash she has left over
Title: Re: Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Post by: Mary Ann on December 09, 2016, 08:48:50 AM
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DetlefK (8,737 posts)
2. Don't be so mean! They are hurting!!! The Democrats should coddle and cater them!!!!!

Of course, "they are hurting" is a perfectly good excuse to coddle and cater to gays, Blacks, and mentally ill young men who think they belong in women's locker rooms.
Title: Re: Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 09, 2016, 08:54:38 AM
instead of understanding why they lost and compensating for it...Liberals instead demonize common citizens. Making monsters of people who used to be loyal supporters.
Title: Re: Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 09, 2016, 08:55:56 AM
yea but.. they already had bought all the fireworks. I wonder where they are? Those should be on the clintoon campaign website for sale at yUUUUge discounts like the rest of the trash she has left over
Trump probably purchased them for half off for the inauguration
Title: Re: Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 09, 2016, 09:57:00 AM
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lindysalsagal (4,489 posts)

Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse

Ummm...you say that like I WASN'T hoping for all you DUmmies on the coasts to die horribly in an apocalyptic disaster...
Title: Re: Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 09, 2016, 09:57:39 AM
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lindysalsagal (4,489 posts)

Rural amerikkuh deserves the blame for the coming apocalypse

Ummm...you say that like I WASN'T hoping for all you DUmmies on the coasts to die horribly in an apocalyptic disaster...