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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on December 07, 2016, 09:26:26 AM
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OK, which DUmmy is this? And apologies if this was already posted elsewhere.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/soloish/wp/2016/12/05/trumps-election-stole-my-desire-to-look-for-a-partner/
In August, I went on six dates in one week. I had decided that I was ready to look for a partner. Enough of this dating unavailable men a half-decade younger than me. They’d never seriously consider a relationship with me, my two children and our needy dog. No. I wanted to find an equal. A man who wouldn’t feel the need to step in and rescue me. I didn’t need rescuing.
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But two weeks later, the election happened. Once it was clear that Donald Trump would be president instead of Hillary Clinton, I felt sick to my stomach. I wanted to gather my children in bed with me and cling to them like we would if thunder and lightning were raging outside, with winds high enough that they power might go out. The world felt that precarious to me.
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I’ve lost the desire to attempt the courtship phase. The future is uncertain. I am not the optimistic person I was on the morning of Nov. 8, wearing a T-shirt with “Nasty Woman†written inside a red heart. It makes me want to cry thinking of that. Of seeing my oldest in the shirt I bought her in Washington, D.C., that says “Future President.â€
There is no room for dating in this place of grief. Dating means hope. I’ve lost that hope in seeing the words “President-elect Trump.â€
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That story just warms my heart. Cry those sweet sweet tears Dummie
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Of seeing my oldest in the shirt I bought her in Washington, D.C., that says “Future President.â€
See if you can exchange it for one that says "Future Sammich Maker". :tongue:
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Who on Earth would want to date a "nasty woman" who throws up a lot and sleeps with her own children?!...
:???:
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God bless Donald Trump, worker of miracles.
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Since Nov 9th I've realized how pervasive severe mental illness has become.
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Who knows how many men just dodged a bullet.
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Thank you, Donald Trump, for saving some poor bastard from a fate worse than death.
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See if you can exchange it for one that says "Future Sammich Maker". :tongue:
H5! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Who knows how many men just dodged a bullet.
She lives in Montana. Not many skinny jeans wearing, latte' sucking girlie-men to be found outside of Bozeman.
Colorado would be more to her liking. Maybe she'd be happier if she moved to Boulder. Lots of estro-men in Boulder. Or maybe Ol' Bob would take her in down in Westminster.
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Maybe we will get lucky and this DUmmie won't breed again.
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This was so stupid that "The Onion" would refuse it. But TDS has lowered the WashPost's standards below even what they would be for a generic R Presidency.
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Who on Earth would want to date a "nasty woman" who throws up a lot and sleeps with her own children?!...
:???:
Anthony Wiener? :fuelfire:
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What is her DU name?
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Maybe we will get lucky and this DUmmie won't breed again.
She looks nice in her pic, but she probably suffers from (or enjoys) utero-cerebral inversion.
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I checked her out. What a ****ing mess! More likely she already screwed all the moonbats in Missoula, and can't find a guy to listen to her social justice bullshit.
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Stevenumbers would be perfect for her!
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She looks nice in her pic, but she probably suffers from (or enjoys) utero-cerebral inversion.
The image from the article is a stock photo. I think this is her:
(https://stepville.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/img178.jpg?w=300&h=282)
https://stepville.com
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The image from the article is a stock photo. I think this is her:
(https://stepville.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/img178.jpg?w=300&h=282)
https://stepville.com
Eh, I've done worse.
But, I told them my name was Frank Solich and was outta there before sunrise.
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There is no room for dating in this place of grief. Dating means hope. I’ve lost that hope in seeing the words “President-elect Trump.â€
Most excellent. I believe it's now time to implement Phase II, which is to squelch their compulsion for oxygen
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Trump's election is also causing women to drastically change their hairstyles as a way of coping.
The Post-Trump Haircut
By Heidi Mitchell
For the past 20 years, Julianna Evans, the director of marketing for the Lumberyard, a contemporary performing-arts company based in New York City, has had the same flowing brown locks. Her stylist in her hometown of Washington, D.C., has been trimming her hair every 12 months for as long as she can remember, and always colors it the same medium-brown shade. Then came the November 8 election upset, and Evans fell into a downward spiral. “I cried for three days,†the Atlanta native, 45, recalls. “I felt like it was the worst thing, politically, that ever happened in my lifetime. It was catastrophic.†By Friday she noticed grays growing in, so she put on her big-girl panties and dragged herself to the drugstore. “Literally without thinking, I grabbed the Natural Black box by Garnier,†she says. “I was like, f** it! The election deadened my soul. I think I wanted to do something defiant to feel stronger.â€
That sense of malaise is spreading across D.C. As women stare up at that glass ceiling still hanging over them and contend with a *****-grabbing kleptocrat moving into the nearby White House, they are collectively — however subconsciously — making their own statements of rebellion by challenging traditional notions of beauty. Just ask any hairstylist in the Beltway.
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/12/women-make-dramatic-beauty-moves-after-trumps-victory.html (http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/12/women-make-dramatic-beauty-moves-after-trumps-victory.html)
Who knew that Trump would be making America great for Hair stylists?
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Eh, I've done worse. So have I, in my youth . . .
But, I told them my name was Frank Solich and was outta there before sunrise. Leave a S/K 18" adjustable wrench behind, did we? :whistling: :tongue:
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Wow, if you had told me a leftist had used the words "Trump","election", and "stole" in the same sentence, I never would have predicted this.
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A quick reminder for anyone thinking about going there, make sure your up to date on your cooties vaccinations!
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She should give me a call....I'll hook her up with one of the Hairy Legged Earth Mamas that infest my area. She'd likely be happier in a carpet-cleaning type relationship anyways...
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Worthless drama queen. What rational guy would want to be abywhere near someone like that?
Why did the WaPo bother to waste the Internet "ink" to even host that worthless screed?
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That urge to cling to my family while keeping our foundation strong didn’t mesh well with continuing to date the man I’d been seeing. He also has a daughter. He, too, had been feeling a lot of the same emotions I was experiencing: hopelessness; fear; uncertainty about the future; panic over having to talk to my 9-year-old about anything that might come up at school, or what to do in the instance of sexual assault. But I couldn’t reach out to him anymore. He was too new, too unfamiliar.
Things didn't work out with pajama boy. She needs to find a real man and climb aboard the winning train.
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This woman knew her place. At the polls. And not as rockhead imagined.
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Who on Earth would want to date a "nasty woman" who throws up a lot and sleeps with her own children?!...
:???:
"Turn your head baby, mama's got to clean some pipes"
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In August, I went on six dates in one week. I had decided that I was ready to look for a partner. Enough of this dating unavailable men a half-decade younger than me. They’d never seriously consider a relationship with me, my two children and our needy dog. No. I wanted to find an equal. A man who wouldn’t feel the need to step in and rescue me. I didn’t need rescuing.
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Translation: I am brain damaged and I want a rich extremely handsome man that will die in 6 months and leave me all his wealth.
But two weeks later, the election happened. Once it was clear that Donald Trump would be president instead of Hillary Clinton, I felt sick to my stomach. I wanted to gather my children in bed with me and cling to them like we would if thunder and lightning were raging outside, with winds high enough that they power might go out. The world felt that precarious to me.
Translation: I am a whiny, sniveling bitch that cannot deal with life.
I’ve lost the desire to attempt the courtship phase. The future is uncertain. I am not the optimistic person I was on the morning of Nov. 8, wearing a T-shirt with “Nasty Woman†written inside a red heart. It makes me want to cry thinking of that. Of seeing my oldest in the shirt I bought her in Washington, D.C., that says “Future President.â€
Translation: I am fat, lazy and no man in their right mind would look at me, let alone date me. It ain't my fault so damnit!!! It is all Trump's fault!!!
There is no room for dating in this place of grief. Dating means hope. I’ve lost that hope in seeing the words “President-elect Trump.â€
Translation: Nobody asks me out anymore for the simple reason I have driven every man that has shown a modicum of interest in me away with my liberal moonbattery drivel. Pimps won't even talk to me. It is all Trump's fault!!!!!
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Well, lady, you're missing the opportunity of a lifetime, we've all still got absolutely raging schadenboners over here!
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Well, lady, you're missing the opportunity of a lifetime, we've all still got absolutely raging schadenboners over here!
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BWAAAAH! :ROFL:
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"Turn your head baby, mama's got to clean some pipes"
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I knew I shouldn't have looked it up.
I looked it up.
I KNEW I shouldn't have looked it up!... :o
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Alternative headline:
ONE LUCKY MAN DOES NOT KNOW HOW LUCKY HE IS.
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Sounds like size matters for this carnivore. May I suggest an islam moslem route? Cut the trimmings and put on yer burka miss leftist.
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I hope this notion continues and spreads.
Any candidate that leaves lefties in such distress that they won't date, makes it likely that some lefties won't reproduce. Works for me.
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Well, lady, you're missing the opportunity of a lifetime, we've all still got absolutely raging schadenboners over here!
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I don't know, man. She's gonna need a bag over her head at minimum, not to mention doing something about her rack. It looks like it's sunk down below her elbows.
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Things didn't work out with pajama boy. She needs to find a real man and climb aboard the winning train.
They both decided to see other men.
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She looks nice in her pic, but she probably suffers from (or enjoys) utero-cerebral inversion.
The REAL Stephanie Land ...
http://www.lifenews.com/2016/12/06/feminist-writer-blames-donald-trump-for-being-single-dumped-her-boyfriend-after-trump-won/
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Maybe we will get lucky and this DUmmie won't breed breathe again.
Fixed.
Hope you don't mind. :-)
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If any of you read ThePeoplesCube, her pic reminds me of Pinky's avatar. She just needs a shovel and a babushka.
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I don't know, man. She's gonna need a bag over her head at minimum, not to mention doing something about her rack. It looks like it's sunk down below her elbows.
TRIPLE BAGGER
1 for her
1 for you, in case her's breaks.
1 in case a friend walks in.
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If any of you read ThePeoplesCube, her pic reminds me of Pinky's avatar. She just needs a shovel and a babushka.
That site is a hoot. :thumbs:
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Here it ìs.....
V V V V
http://thepeoplescube.com/
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If any of you read ThePeoplesCube, her pic reminds me of Pinky's avatar. She just needs a shovel and a babushka.
Holy crap, you're right. :lmao:
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I don't know, man. She's gonna need a bag over her head at minimum, not to mention doing something about her rack. It looks like it's sunk down below her elbows.
That'd be a two-bagger. One on her and one on your dog so it'll still respect you in the morning.