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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Patriot Guard Rider on December 06, 2016, 05:24:17 PM

Title: Holy Crap.
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on December 06, 2016, 05:24:17 PM
Patriot Guard Rider, JakeStyle, freedumb2003b, SSG Snuggle Bunny, CollectivismMustDie, CC27 (+ 2 Hidden) and 45 Guests are viewing this board.

I swear. The DUmmies must actually compete to see who can put up the most ridiculous threads/topics over there just to see which ones we pick to bring to our wall of shame.

IF they're lucky enough to be chosen, they probably high-five themselves since their only interaction with the human species is with mom and when dinner will be ready. I wonder if they build forts out of all the empty pizza boxes.

The put up the thread then come here to stare and wait.

An example would be this one, http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512646123, where bravenaks cousin is having Trump regrets. I don't know, something about this one rings bouncy to me being short on facts and all. I think it's a made up story possibly fueled by never ending night in Alaska about this time of year.
Title: Re: Holy Crap.
Post by: franksolich on December 06, 2016, 05:30:13 PM
Uh, we'll excuse you, as you haven't been here for eons like some of us have.

There was a time when 45 guests was a high number--back when 20-25 was more the norm, about six years ago--but it's not so special any more.

During Skins' Potemkin "outage," there'd sometimes be more than 120 here.

That of course was extraordinary, but nowadays, anything above circa 60 is special; it means we're drawing them pretty good.

And just so the primitives know, franksolich doesn't show up on the list of names because I don't want the primitives to know I'm here.  If regular members want to know, yeah, sure, I'll say so, but I don't think primitives need to know.

Title: Re: Holy Crap.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on December 06, 2016, 05:42:56 PM

And just so the primitives know, franksolich doesn't show up on the list of names because I don't want the primitives to know I'm here.  If regular members want to know, yeah, sure, I'll say so, but I don't think primitives need to know.

How long before a primitive spins a "Coach jumped out from the bushes on the internetz" bouncy, now.  :-)





CMD
Title: Re: Holy Crap.
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on December 06, 2016, 05:46:56 PM
How long before a primitive spins a "Coach jumped out from the bushes on the internetz" bouncy, now.  :-)





CMD

1) It MUST start with "So".
2) It MUST contain a conversion
3) It MUST include a peace officer
4) It MUST include applause from bystanders

or it doesn't qualify as a real bouncy.
Title: Re: Holy Crap.
Post by: Carl on December 06, 2016, 05:56:36 PM
How long before a primitive spins a "Coach jumped out from the bushes on the internetz" bouncy, now.  :-)





CMD

Just like the Shadow of days gone by,no one ever knows where Franksolich and his 18 inch crescent wrench equalizer may be.
Title: Re: Holy Crap.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 06, 2016, 09:19:43 PM
1) It MUST start with "So".
2) It MUST contain a conversion
3) It MUST include a peace officer
4) It MUST include applause from bystanders

or it doesn't qualify as a real bouncy.

...and they're so rare, these days.  The raucous applause from the, instantly nay,miraculously!!1111! eLeBiNty!!!11 converted on-lookers; has been non-existent for quite some time.  I can't remember the last cop, materializing as in a transporter beam, from the shrubbery.

Time to get your game on, I(D)iots.   It's the Holidays, after all.  Amaze us.  Stroke our schadenboners with gusto! 
Title: Re: Holy Crap.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 06, 2016, 09:22:28 PM
Just like the Shadow of days gone by,no one ever knows where Franksolich and his 18 inch crescent wrench equalizer may be.

(http://www.contractortalk.com/attachments/f48/20718d1247180480-new-crooked-chimney-bigass-wrench.jpg)
You talkin' to me, (D)Ummie?
Title: Re: Holy Crap.
Post by: SVPete on December 07, 2016, 07:41:18 AM
At the moment there are 87 "guests", and the board is running pretty smooth and quick. I'd guess a large % of those 87 "guests" are bots from Google and such.