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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BadCat on December 05, 2016, 09:47:16 AM
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Use a part of IBM's Watson to analyze their anger/dispair...etc...
Paste the text of their screeds here...
https://alchemy-language-demo.mybluemix.net
Here is the "Document Emotion" from one of Hopalong Bob's rants...
Emotion Score
Anger 0.444665
Disgust 0.166659
Fear 0.11593
Joy 0.051684
Sadness 0.573585
Awww...Bob haz a sad.
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Use a part of IBM's Watson to analyze their anger/dispair...etc...
Paste the text of their screeds here...
https://alchemy-language-demo.mybluemix.net
Here is the "Document Emotion" from one of Hopalong Bob's rants...
Awww...Bob haz a sad.
Very cool! The DUMMIES are going to be stuck on anger for a very long time. 8 years hopefully for our entertainment.
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Use a part of IBM's Watson to analyze their anger/dispair...etc...
Paste the text of their screeds here...
https://alchemy-language-demo.mybluemix.net
Here is the "Document Emotion" from one of Hopalong Bob's rants...
Awww...Bob haz a sad.
Ok, now this is gonna be hilarious. Maybe Frank can consider the averages to help on the DOTY finals too
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Ok, now this is gonna be hilarious. Maybe Frank can consider the averages to help on the DOTY finals too
That is a very good idea.
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This needs to be pinned at the top for future reference.
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Use a part of IBM's Watson to analyze their anger/dispair...etc...
Paste the text of their screeds here...
https://alchemy-language-demo.mybluemix.net
Here is the "Document Emotion" from one of Hopalong Bob's rants...
Awww...Bob haz a sad.
Sad and angry...I guess that's 'Sangry.'
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Sad and angry...I guess that's 'Sangry.'
Yeah, I was playing around with their screeds and noticed a pretty good "fear" factor also.
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Yeah, I was playing around with their screeds and noticed a pretty good "fear" factor also.
Oh yeah, the Progs everywhere, not just DU, are in a gigantic frantic circle-jerk about how high each of them is on the death camp list, when the trains will start to roll, and turning all those Holocaust memes into banalities (Like "When they came for..." and a couple of others).
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Oh yeah, the Progs everywhere, not just DU, are in a gigantic frantic circle-jerk about how high each of them is on the death camp list, when the trains will start to roll, and turning all those Holocaust memes into banalities (Like "When they came for..." and a couple of others).
Death Camp? I don't want to put them in death camps.
I'm a firm believer that nothing the gov't does is as efficient as the citizen doing it themselves. So, death camps would be a horribly inefficient use of resources (time, money, manpower, land, etc). If they chose to economically dispose of themselves, it's much easier to mail out double sided razor blades with a sheet of instructions.
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Death Camp? I don't want to put them in death camps.
I'm a firm believer that nothing the gov't does is as efficient as the citizen doing it themselves. So, death camps would be a horribly inefficient use of resources (time, money, manpower, land, etc). If they chose to economically dispose of themselves, it's much easier to mail out double sided razor blades with a sheet of instructions.
Assuming even one of those mental midgets could follow instructions is mighty gracious... even for a task as simple as this
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Keith Olbermann's post election rant:
EmotionScore
Anger 0.15304
Disgust 0.251465
Fear 0.154112
Joy 0.144715
Sadness 0.539589
https://www.google.com/amp/s/ijr.com/2016/11/739218-furious-keith-olbermann-says-trumps-election-is-a-bottomless-pit-of-fascism/amp/
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Keith Olbermann's post election rant:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/ijr.com/2016/11/739218-furious-keith-olbermann-says-trumps-election-is-a-bottomless-pit-of-fascism/amp/
For comparison, this is from a post on a suicide forum:
Emotion Score
Anger 0.581796
Disgust 0.106327
Fear 0.433805
Joy 0.122889
Sadness 0.512105
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Or compare to this one:
I've been down for a while now, I had counselling and took medication last year, I stopped the mess I September of this year thinking I'd gotten better. I've stated going down hill again. I know that it all stems from the fact that I have no life whatsoever. My live consists of being at work, or sitting home, waiting to go to work.
I'm 23, never had a girlfriend and I've lost all but one of my friends who now lives in Iceland. I feel like when I'm older I'll look back and feel a huge sense of regret that I wasted my youth.
I just don't have the energy or motivation to get out and find something to do which makes me angry because I k ow it'll help me. This obviously makes me feel guilty because I have the means to get better and just won't. As I'm sure you'll understand though there's a huge mental hurdle to overcome, the feeling of "things have been crap up till now, why should it change now?"
Recently I've been thinking I'd just like to kill myself. If I never left my house again no one would notice or care, I have a loving family (I still live at home, I'm saving to move out) and they try to motivate me but it just makes me feel worse because they have a son/brother who is just a waste of space. I honestly think I'll be in this same situation in 20 years so I should just end it now.
I know it sounds ridiculous but whenever I try and find something for me to do nothing comes to mind or I'm just too shy to go out and do stuff. It's a vicious circle, and one I must get out of on my own, I just needed to vent.
It's Sunday night, I'm listening to the Doors and I'm just feeling terribly terribly low.
Emotion Score
Anger 0.652449
Disgust 0.066402
Fear 0.162268
Joy 0.145154
Sadness 0.565171
wow.
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Or compare to this one:
wow.
Jeez. Just like the DUmp, I can't believe people really post such stuff publicly.
Hell, while conservatives were disappointed by Obama winning in '08 & '12, we weren't anywhere near this faux pathetic outrage. Not even close.
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Or compare to this one:
wow.
Good Lord. That poor boob needs to get off its ass. It sounds like the problem is more like clinical depression than politics taking and undesired turn.