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Title: Man Tells 911 Slot Machine Stole His Money
Post by: Chris_ on August 06, 2008, 07:17:14 AM
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Man Tells 911 Slot Machine Stole His Money

(AP) A second Florida man has been arrested on charges of making false 911 calls in as many days. An arrest report says 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. The report says Gutierrez left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same thing.

He was arrested and charged with making a false 911 call. He's being held with no bail set.

On Sunday another man was arrested after calling 911 five times during an argument with his brother. He demanded that dispatchers send deputies to help sort things out.

And in northern Florida last week, a Jacksonville man called 911 to complain that a Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.

Are teh DUmmies having a convention in Florida?   :lmao:

LINKY DINK (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/05/ap/strange/main4322244.shtml)
Title: Re: Man Tells 911 Slot Machine Stole His Money
Post by: RobJohnson on August 06, 2008, 11:48:31 AM
Florida is a bigger loony bin then California.
Title: Re: Man Tells 911 Slot Machine Stole His Money
Post by: djones520 on August 06, 2008, 02:20:59 PM
The differance between Florida and California is that the loonies just live in Florida, they don't run it.
Title: Re: Man Tells 911 Slot Machine Stole His Money
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 06, 2008, 09:19:40 PM
The slot machine stole my money! Uh, there is something called not gambling. Well, he lost a lot of money now! How ironic!  :-) :lmao:
Title: Re: Man Tells 911 Slot Machine Stole His Money
Post by: Chris_ on August 06, 2008, 11:35:06 PM
Florida is a bigger loony bin then California.
I know.
My mom and her husband just moved there, increasing the loony count by two.
Title: Re: Man Tells 911 Slot Machine Stole His Money
Post by: RobJohnson on August 07, 2008, 12:11:27 AM
The differance between Florida and California is that the loonies just live in Florida, they don't run it.

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Title: Re: Man Tells 911 Slot Machine Stole His Money
Post by: RobJohnson on August 07, 2008, 12:12:47 AM
I have been a victim of the same crime!
Title: Re: Man Tells 911 Slot Machine Stole His Money
Post by: LC EFA on August 07, 2008, 12:39:43 AM
The one arm bandit strikes again.