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Title: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: franksolich on November 30, 2016, 04:01:00 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028319602

Oh my.

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Cyrano (9,572 posts)   Wed Nov 30, 2016, 04:56 PM

Do you have a passport?
 
If not, it would be prudent to get one.

No one really knows what will happen after January 20th, 2017. However, by observing the cabinet appointments to date, one can only assume that we are about to enter a period in which decent people will not take pride in their country.

I’m not, necessarily, suggesting that people should use their passports to run or “escape.” What I am suggesting is that, as history has often proven to be the case, it's often more efficient and effective to oppose oppression from the outside.

New thread, barely three minutes old.

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Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: Big Dog on November 30, 2016, 04:29:01 PM
Cryano, you won't need a passport. The Trump Trebuchets on the southern border will be available to launch you over The Wall into  your new life in Mexico.
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 30, 2016, 04:31:10 PM
A passport won't do you any good.

We will close foreign flights to those seeking to flee the regime.

You will be reduced to illegally sneaking across the southern border into Mexico.

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: Maverick1987 on November 30, 2016, 04:38:06 PM
Cryano, you won't need a passport. The Trump Trebuchets on the southern border will be available to launch you over The Wall into  your new life in Mexico.

Can we dial his trebuchet down about 30 degrees in order to launch him directly into The Wall?  Yes, I know he'd still be on our side, but in a much more manageable (and tolerable) condition.
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: Big Dog on November 30, 2016, 04:43:15 PM
Can we dial his trebuchet down about 30 degrees in order to launch him directly into The Wall?  Yes, I know he'd still be on our side, but in a much more manageable (and tolerable) condition.

I don't see why not!

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: zeitgeist on November 30, 2016, 04:45:57 PM
A passport won't do you any good.

We will close foreign flights to those seeking to flee the regime.

You will be reduced to illegally sneaking across the southern border into Mexico.

 :fuelfire:
Passport?  You don't need no stinkin passport.
Just find an unused drug smuggling tunnel and off you go.  Or hire a coyote to get you a SRO truck train or bus.  Live the life of Riley on the beaches of Mexico. Bye, bye! 

Or, Cuba is calling!!   Rent a raft and sail on out of Key West.  Cuba es no libre, Cuba es rojo!
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: BattleHymn on November 30, 2016, 05:08:52 PM
Can we dial his trebuchet down about 30 degrees in order to launch him directly into The Wall?  Yes, I know he'd still be on our side, but in a much more manageable (and tolerable) condition.

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Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on November 30, 2016, 05:24:02 PM
Cryano, dude. A passport? Those cost money.
Travel outside of the country? That costs mega-money, especially if you're going to be gone for a while.

Where are all the unemployed DUmmies going to get the money to escape? Huh? Money doesn't grow on trees.

You people run GoFundMe campaigns to raise $1000 since they're either unemployed or working 29 hours a week waiting tables.

The DUmp has invented, in their own demented minds, a worst case scenario and have convinced themselves those scenarios are real. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: Carl on November 30, 2016, 05:29:20 PM
Sit down and shut up pu$$y.
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: DUmpstruck on November 30, 2016, 05:34:56 PM
Why would they need a passport?

They can enter Canada or Mexico illegally with no more restrictions than illegals entering this country.

I hear Toronto and Mexico City have great Sanctuary City plans for illegals.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on November 30, 2016, 05:49:56 PM
Why would they need a passport?

They can enter Canada or Mexico illegally with no more restrictions than illegals entering this country.

I hear Toronto and Mexico City have great Sanctuary City plans for illegals.   :rotf:

Yup. In either country you can enter and go straight to the benefits office. There you'll get a
drivers license
voter registration
welfare
section 8 housing
a free cellphone
and many other useful benefits. (The Mexican and Canadian equivalents).

Paradise I tell you, each without a Trump.

Go ahead DUmmies, try it. But first, give up your American citizenship so you can't come back.
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: Undies on November 30, 2016, 07:22:23 PM
Sit down and shut up pu$$y.
And wait for President Trump to grab you. 
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 30, 2016, 09:17:50 PM
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Cyrano (9,572 posts)   Wed Nov 30, 2016, 04:56 PM

Do you have a passport?
 
If not, it would be prudent to get one.

No one really knows what will happen after January 20th, 2017. However, by observing the cabinet appointments to date, one can only assume that we are about to enter a period in which decent people will not take pride in their country.

I’m not, necessarily, suggesting that people should use their passports to run or “escape.” What I am suggesting is that, as history has often proven to be the case, it's often more efficient and effective to oppose oppression from the outside.

Where do you plan to go? Just to inform you, Canada is not a progressive paradise.
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 30, 2016, 10:13:30 PM
Posts like this are why I lament that DI is still down
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 30, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
Oh, and I am reminded...I submitted my resume for Camp Commandant at my local Walmart/FEMA detention center. Liberals and muslims in the same camp. This should be FUN!
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: Karin on November 30, 2016, 10:46:00 PM
I agree with the 30 degrees adjustment but I ain't cleaning that shit up.

Also, the benefits welcome center for those just casually crossing into Mexico is just lovely, I hear. 

I think Canada just amicably boots you back.  I think. 
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 30, 2016, 10:50:37 PM
Where do you plan to go? Just to inform you, Canada is not a progressive paradise.

Sssssssshhh....  they're thinking about it.   :hyper:
Title: Re: Cryano being hysterically paranoid
Post by: dutch508 on November 30, 2016, 11:01:15 PM
http://www.the-berlin-wall.com/videos/peter-fechter-dies-trying-to-escape-542/

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