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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: DixieBelle on August 05, 2008, 09:40:26 PM

Title: 'Moonbats' defined
Post by: DixieBelle on August 05, 2008, 09:40:26 PM
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But if you are wondering whether or not you are a moonbat, here are some of the most obvious traits:

You refer to the current national administration as the “Cheney-Bush regime.”

You’ve used the word “Halliburton” at least once in the last 10 minutes.

You take part in the weekly anti-war protests on the town post office with all the other grandmothers, or should I say the women who would be grandmothers if they hadn’t had so many abortions 30 years ago.

You believed the National Enquirer totally when they busted Rush Limbaugh.

You don’t believe a word of the National Enquirer now that it’s busting John Edwards.

Your car contains at least three of the following bumper stickers: “Redefeat Bush,” “1-20-09,” “We ARE a Family and We Vote,” “Kerry-Edwards,” “Free Mumia,” “9/11 Was an Inside Job” and “Got Hope?”

You scoff at people who believe in God, but just as fervently believe that there is a “scientific consensus” about global warming.

You’d never admit that the reason you don’t care about Obama’s plans to tax the middle class back to the Stone Age is because your dad down in New York put all your trust funds into tax-free municipal bonds.

You haven’t uttered the word “Christmas” since 1983, lest you offend someone.

Forget vegetarian, you’d like to be a vegan . . . except for that no-ice-cream thing.
http://crushliberalism.com/2008/08/05/moonbats-defined/
Title: Re: 'Moonbats' defined
Post by: Thor on August 05, 2008, 10:06:01 PM
Moonbats:

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Title: Re: 'Moonbats' defined
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 05, 2008, 10:08:39 PM
Excellent find, Dixie.  :bow:

I'm sure we can add more. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: 'Moonbats' defined
Post by: DixieBelle on August 06, 2008, 06:13:27 AM
Heh. Works if you substitute "primitive" for "moonbat". Frank will be pleased.  :-)

The original list in its entirety is here - http://bostonherald.com/news/opinion/columnists/view.bg?articleid=1110729

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For those who came in late, moonbats are trust-funded, medicated, middle-aged, white-guilt-ridden blogging lefty losers who inflicted Deval Patrick upon the working people. The moonbats now yearn to elect Sen. Barack Obama, a Deval on steroids.

If you are a guy with a ponytail, chances are you're a moonbat — if you have a wide-brim leather hat too, the odds rise to 100 percent. If you're a woman and you bring knitting to public meetings, consider yourself positively ID'ed.


Title: Re: 'Moonbats' defined
Post by: franksolich on August 06, 2008, 06:51:30 AM
You’d never admit that the reason you don’t care about Obama’s plans to tax the middle class back to the Stone Age is because your dad down in New York put all your trust funds into tax-free municipal bonds.

This one pretty much sums up at least half of Skins's island, from the Bostonian Drunkard to the skumbag primitive to Doug's ex-wife to the rich kid grazing primitive to a whole lot of others.