Star Member OhZone (1,240 posts)
Progressive Militia?
I'm still in favor of better background checks and more scrutiny preventing terrorists from getting weopons easily, BUT -
What do people think about starting a Progressive Militia?
It's my brother's idea, actually.
Are there such groups already?
Star Member bravenak (31,313 posts)
1. We might just need one soon
Also, a black NRA. Cause these mofos are scary as hell.
I wish I did not feel this way
Star Member OhZone (1,240 posts)thats right snowflakes the bad conservatives are coming to get you :runaway::ohnoes:
3. Yeah, that's how me and my brother Dylan feel -
I mean, all the weapons should be legal and we should train properly.
One good thing is that a progressive militia would allow a diverse group. All races, genders, creeds, religions, and LGBTQ. (I'm lez,btw.)
All to be ready and available if we need to defend ourselves.
Star Member bravenak (31,313 posts)
1. We might just need one soon
Also, a black NRA. Cause these mofos are scary as hell.
I wish I did not feel this way
Star Member bravenak (31,313 posts)
1. We might just need one soon
Also, a black NRA. Cause these mofos are scary as hell.
I wish I did not feel this way
I'm having a hard time refraining from :rotf: ... my twisted brain is conjuring (very) mental images of guns in lavender or pink camouflage ... and pudgy Progs sneaking around whispering, "Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting Twumplings! Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!"
His reply to "I'm keeping my powder dry and my guns well oiled."
Star Member Paladin (14,814 posts)
23. That's what I'm doing.
I've been in favor of gun control for a long time---but that's a far cry from advocating helplessness against right-wing hordes.
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:-)This is the funniest one. Wants gun control but wants guns.
Star Member shadowrider (4,872 posts)
25. Hang on
Does this mean that those mean, evil, NRA loving gun humpers in the dungeon were right and that firearms in self-defense is now a good thing?
Is DU now pro-gun?
I'm so confused.
What would be the purpose of a progressive militia? To give everyone else's guns away?
A black NRA?
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ecasPqhgk[/youtube]
I look forward with keen anticipation to a rash of negligent discharge fatalities among these idiots.:-)
I'm having a hard time refraining from :rotf: ... my twisted brain is conjuring (very) mental images of guns in lavender or pink camouflage ... and pudgy Progs sneaking around whispering, "Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting Twumplings! Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!"
Not one of these yahoos would take a safety course. They would all get arrested for pulling their guns and pointing them in people's faces. The progressive militia would gather to camp in the woods. smoke weed, and shoot near campers and kids...
serious types would not be bragging and boasting on the net. More importantly they would have to drop around $1k to get an AR. Thats a lot of weed and Cheetos.
Not one of these yahoos would take a safety course. They would all get arrested for pulling their guns and pointing them in people's faces. The progressive militia would gather to camp in the woods. smoke weed, and shoot near campers and kids...
serious types would not be bragging and boasting on the net. More importantly they would have to drop around $1k to get an AR. Thats a lot of weed and Cheetos.
And EVERY ONE OF THEM would have to lie on the background check form about drug use.
Not one of these yahoos would take a safety course. They would all get arrested for pulling their guns and pointing them in people's faces. The progressive militia would gather to camp in the woods. smoke weed, and shoot near campers and kids...
serious types would not be bragging and boasting on the net. More importantly they would have to drop around $1k to get an AR. Thats a lot of weed and Cheetos.
Hey guys? I needs some cash to go buy me an evil gun to repel the Trumpista hordes. I had one but I had to pawn it to get my meds. When I went to make the payment the evil retrumplican that runs the place told me that I needed the ticket, which they didn't give me, or by evil retrumplican trump law he could not let me make a payment on it. So my gun is now gone! :banghead: So I really need about $3000 so I can buy me an evil gun to protect myself from the Trumpian hordes.
Can you help a fellow DU out? :blowkiss: I promise to kill some evil retrumplicans if I only had a gun! :killemall:
Not one of these yahoos would take a safety course. They would all get arrested for pulling their guns and pointing them in people's faces. The progressive militia would gather to camp in the woods. smoke weed, and shoot near campers and kids...
serious types would not be bragging and boasting on the net. More importantly they would have to drop around $1k to get an AR. Thats a lot of weed and Cheetos.