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Title: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Charlespg on November 28, 2016, 05:39:03 PM
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              Star Member OhZone (1,240 posts)

Progressive Militia?

I'm still in favor of better background checks and more scrutiny preventing terrorists from getting weopons easily, BUT -

What do people think about starting a Progressive Militia?

It's my brother's idea, actually.

Are there such groups already?             
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     Star Member bravenak (31,313 posts)
1. We might just need one soon

Also, a black NRA. Cause these mofos are scary as hell.

I wish I did not feel this way   
 
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         Star Member OhZone (1,240 posts)
3. Yeah, that's how me and my brother Dylan feel -

I mean, all the weapons should be legal and we should train properly.

One good thing is that a progressive militia would allow a diverse group. All races, genders, creeds, religions, and LGBTQ. (I'm lez,btw.)

All to be ready and available if we need to defend ourselves.         
  thats right snowflakes  the bad conservatives are coming to get you   :runaway::ohnoes:

and the the NRA  does't  have a problem with law abiding blacks having guns you half wits
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Big Dog on November 28, 2016, 05:41:31 PM
Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please...
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Delmar on November 28, 2016, 05:45:29 PM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ecasPqhgk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Big Dog on November 28, 2016, 05:54:19 PM
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Star Member bravenak (31,313 posts)
1. We might just need one soon

Also, a black NRA. Cause these mofos are scary as hell.

I wish I did not feel this way 

Racist swine.

(https://veraciousthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/colion-noir.png)

(http://www.mossberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/colion500.jpg)
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on November 28, 2016, 05:57:35 PM
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Star Member bravenak (31,313 posts)
1. We might just need one soon

Also, a black NRA. Cause these mofos are scary as hell.

I wish I did not feel this way

Bravenak, the NRA IS colorblind, unless you want a black NRA to go on the offensive. I fear that fight would pit black brother against black brother, kinda like the civil war. You don't want that. Your side would come out badly.
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: DUmpstruck on November 28, 2016, 05:58:51 PM
Have these morons ever tried patching holes in basement walls?   :banghead:
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 28, 2016, 05:59:43 PM
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Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: DUmpstruck on November 28, 2016, 06:03:13 PM
For this thread...
(NSFW - language)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnJZ2haLPCw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: SVPete on November 28, 2016, 06:04:24 PM
I'm having a hard time refraining from :rotf: ... my twisted brain is conjuring (very) mental images of guns in lavender or pink camouflage ... and pudgy Progs sneaking around whispering, "Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting Twumplings! Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!"
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on November 28, 2016, 06:10:12 PM
I'm having a hard time refraining from :rotf: ... my twisted brain is conjuring (very) mental images of guns in lavender or pink camouflage ... and pudgy Progs sneaking around whispering, "Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting Twumplings! Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!"

Twumpwings (NOT TwumpLings).

If you're gonna do Elmer, do Elmer... :yahoo:
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Carl on November 28, 2016, 06:14:40 PM
A black NRA?

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: DUmpDiver on November 28, 2016, 06:24:30 PM
What would be the purpose of a progressive militia? To give everyone else's guns away?
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Gretchen on November 28, 2016, 06:29:00 PM
 :-)This is the funniest one. Wants gun control but wants guns.
 
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His reply to "I'm keeping my powder dry and my guns well oiled."
Star Member Paladin (14,814 posts)
23. That's what I'm doing.
I've been in favor of gun control for a long time---but that's a far cry from advocating helplessness against right-wing hordes.
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Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on November 28, 2016, 06:34:15 PM
:-)This is the funniest one. Wants gun control but wants guns.

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Star Member shadowrider (4,872 posts)
25. Hang on

Does this mean that those mean, evil, NRA loving gun humpers in the dungeon were right and that firearms in self-defense is now a good thing?

Is DU now pro-gun?

I'm so confused.
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Fourwinds on November 28, 2016, 06:38:55 PM
What would be the purpose of a progressive militia? To give everyone else's guns away?

Pretty much. Naturally they would want to hold onto theirs though.

Exchange progressive with socialist militia and things get truer to form.
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: jukin on November 28, 2016, 06:45:49 PM
Just asking but could a DUchebag in good standing afford a carry pistol? Much less a NICS check. But back to main point, I just helped Mrs. Jukin pick out a new harmerless wheel gun and it was very expensive.

Also, i was 100/100 in advanced camp. Of course I had been shooting rabbits, various birds and squirrels since 12. So yeah, bring it because you watched some movies where bullets do not go through cars or bouncing your scatter gun off the walls and hard ground. Or better yet, thinking that shotguns blow people back 10 feet when hit. Newton laughs form his tomb.
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: SVPete on November 28, 2016, 07:08:04 PM
A black NRA?

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I'm going to have to B-S myself for posting this, but bn might want to alter that acronym a bit.

ETA: Just noticed that I can't B-S myself. Well, thbbbbbbt!
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 28, 2016, 10:33:20 PM
Not one of these yahoos would take a safety course. They would all get arrested for pulling their guns and pointing them in people's faces. The progressive militia would gather to camp in the woods. smoke weed, and shoot near campers and kids...

serious types would not be bragging and boasting on the net. More importantly they would have to drop around $1k to get an AR. Thats a lot of weed and Cheetos.
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 28, 2016, 10:45:50 PM
I look forward with keen anticipation to a rash of negligent discharge fatalities among these idiots.
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 28, 2016, 10:50:56 PM
Hey lurking (D)Ummies,

How do you feel about long waiting periods now ?

How about Licensing.

How about registration.

Will you be continuing your push for those things under the Trump Administration?

 :lmao:


CMD

Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 28, 2016, 11:54:24 PM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ecasPqhgk[/youtube]

BAM!!!!!  :rotf: EXACTLY, what came to mind.   :cheersmate:

I don't suppose it has ever dawned on these infants that, the NRA has done more to secure minority gun rights than any organization in existence, ever.  No, T.A.R.D.s not a Black NRA. and from people.....

like.....

you.
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 28, 2016, 11:54:52 PM
I look forward with keen anticipation to a rash of negligent discharge fatalities among these idiots.
:-)
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 28, 2016, 11:57:52 PM
I'm having a hard time refraining from :rotf: ... my twisted brain is conjuring (very) mental images of guns in lavender or pink camouflage ... and pudgy Progs sneaking around whispering, "Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting Twumplings! Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!"

(https://pics.onsizzle.com/real-men-dont-need-guns-isnt-that-right-mommy-tor-2920014.png)
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 29, 2016, 12:04:23 AM
Not one of these yahoos would take a safety course. They would all get arrested for pulling their guns and pointing them in people's faces. The progressive militia would gather to camp in the woods. smoke weed, and shoot near campers and kids...

serious types would not be bragging and boasting on the net. More importantly they would have to drop around $1k to get an AR. Thats a lot of weed and Cheetos.

I've had to caution some FB friends, who should have known better, about that very thing.
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: BadCat on November 29, 2016, 07:31:57 AM
Not one of these yahoos would take a safety course. They would all get arrested for pulling their guns and pointing them in people's faces. The progressive militia would gather to camp in the woods. smoke weed, and shoot near campers and kids...

serious types would not be bragging and boasting on the net. More importantly they would have to drop around $1k to get an AR. Thats a lot of weed and Cheetos.

And EVERY ONE OF THEM would have to lie on the background check form about drug use.
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on November 29, 2016, 07:47:37 AM
And EVERY ONE OF THEM would have to lie on the background check form about drug use.

...and about being mentally defective and/or renouncing their US citizenship.
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 29, 2016, 06:47:34 PM
Not one of these yahoos would take a safety course. They would all get arrested for pulling their guns and pointing them in people's faces. The progressive militia would gather to camp in the woods. smoke weed, and shoot near campers and kids...

serious types would not be bragging and boasting on the net. More importantly they would have to drop around $1k to get an AR. Thats a lot of weed and Cheetos.

Now that would be an epic gofundme story:

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Hey guys?  I needs some cash to go buy me an evil gun to repel the Trumpista hordes. I had one but I had to pawn it to get my meds. When I went to make the payment the evil retrumplican that runs the place told me that I needed the ticket, which they didn't give me, or by evil retrumplican trump law he could not let me make a payment on it.  So my gun is now gone!   :banghead:  So I really need about $3000 so I can buy me an evil gun to protect myself from the Trumpian hordes.

Can you help a fellow DU out?   :blowkiss:  I promise to kill some evil retrumplicans if I only had a gun!    :killemall:

Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Nobody Expects on November 29, 2016, 08:24:18 PM
Looks like the delicate flowers in Castle Bansalot locked the thread  :lmao:
Title: Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on November 30, 2016, 04:31:20 AM
Oh, so militias are ok now? When conservatives set them up, the DUmmies were all about how they must all be violent, psychotic terrorist groups that the FBI should forcibly disband.

"I mean, all the weapons should be legal and we should train properly."
What a remarkable coincidence, DUmmy: That's exactly how the big bad NRA feels about its members owning guns.

Speaking of which, to the genius who suggested a black NRA, it should be known that the NRA has done a lot to encourage safe, responsible gun ownership among minorities. Civil rights leader Robert F. Williams was given a charter by the NRA to set up a rifle club, which actively defended blacks from KKK attackers.

Not one of these yahoos would take a safety course. They would all get arrested for pulling their guns and pointing them in people's faces. The progressive militia would gather to camp in the woods. smoke weed, and shoot near campers and kids...

serious types would not be bragging and boasting on the net. More importantly they would have to drop around $1k to get an AR. Thats a lot of weed and Cheetos.

Perfect summation all the way! H5!