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Title: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 28, 2016, 04:49:48 AM
"What do we want?"

"An end to procrastination!"

When do we want it?"

"When we get around to it!"


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bravenak (31,297 posts)

How can we depress Republican turnout in midterms? **** sitting around crying. Time to fight them.
 
Let's start planning on how to **** up the Trump admin before he takes office. I know, I know! We are supposed to be the grownups!! Well, **** that, these guys are nutzo. We need to come up with strategies that will actually work.

What do we know?

1. Trump voters are easy to manipulate
2. Trump voters are ANGRY
3. Trump voters hate liberals
4. Trump is a fake republican

We all know that Trump has gone from supporting abortion rights to being a prolifer in the past decade. He never has a clear position, he does whatever is popular at the moment. Now that there is no liberal president to get them all riled up, they have no reason for another Tea Party revolution. The time to start taking back the house and Senate is right ****ing now.

Trump cannot handle criticism. He hates being made fun of. He is at his best when he is on offense. We can make that work in our favor.

It is time for Republicans to play defense. We attack him non stop from the left while simultaneously tamping down on the right by blaming them for all of his mistakes, pointing out his bad intentions while stopping him from getting shit done, then saying he never gets shit done like, WHERE'S THE WALL?!?! MAKE MEXICO PAY?? LOL!!" He hates ridicule. So do his fans. Time and time again we heard about how TIRED they are of being called racists. Good. Call them more racists and point out that they and the KKK agree on supporting Trump.

No more of this silly self hating bullshit that we Dems do to ourselves when we win the popular vote but lose the electoral college. And we can stop lying to ourselves by saying Trump won the working class. That's a lie. Stop spreading it.


Time to look to 2018. Midterms can be brutal for the party in power. Let's make damn sure it stays that way for 2018.

So, in other words...

Everything you thought would work during the election but obviously failed.

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CaliforniaPeggy (120,894 posts)

2. I like how you think, bravenak! The time to act is NOW. n/t

In the Land of the Mindless the lobotomy patient is king.

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Stellar (4,073 posts)

3. Joy Reid said the on her show today...'let's get it together and fight back' starting next Saturday

Something else Joy Reid had on her show, scary and important. Check out the video at the link.

"Writer Details Trump's Kleptocracy"
http://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2016/11/writer-details-trumps-kleptocracy

Thank goodness someone is there to tell you what to think.

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FBaggins (15,773 posts)

7. Much more useful to find a way to boost our own turnout

Midterms (at least in recent cycles) have strongly favored Republicans since their base is more likely to vote.

What we need is a stimulus unlike prior midterm elections. Something to rise up and oppose. Something that acts as a clear target for voters' anger.

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bravenak (31,297 posts)

8. It favors them most when Dems are in power

Because your policies make people pissed-off. You're just too thick headed and arrogant to realize not everyone loves you as much as you love yourself.

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We are no longer in the whitehouse for these midterms. We have plenty of ammo. We got two million more votes, so more voters doesn't seem to always work. Time to accept that and work around it. There will not be a Hillary for him to lob bombs at during these midterms, and no Obama or birtherism to focus their hate on. Hell, since they are getting rid of Obamacare, they wont have that either.

Makes sense to try to make republicans not excited to get out and vote while racheting up our attacks and getting our voters out.

Trumpism is what we have to rise up and oppose. And the reality of Trump is far worse than we imagined it would be.

Sweetie...you got 2 million more votes in California.

Try to place that in its appropriate context before you go racing off towards your next windmill.

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bravenak (31,297 posts)

12. Two years of hell

I hope we make it

 :popcorn:

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rwheeler31 (5,948 posts)

42. Sessions is against pot.

We could press all the house members on where they stand on that and on drug costs. If he gets in as attorney general it could cause a huge backlash especially if we put up a strong fight against him.

Have you thought about pressing on the issue of the 10th Amendment?

No?

I didn't think you stoner tyrants would.

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treestar (65,736 posts)

9. Yes, no more Mr and Ms Nice Guys and Girls

When were you ever nice?

In fact, it's your acrimonious natures that makes this victory so much sweeter.

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bravenak (31,297 posts)

11. Seriously. We need to stop being nice to them

And they really want us all to stfu so, time to get louder

You're going to throw MORE riots?

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NewJeffCT (43,015 posts)

13. Telling the truth about Trump

hasn't really worked with his base of supporters. What will depress turnout is if the jobs don't come back to those rural white small towns and cities and if Trump gets the blame for it.

So, your plan is: economic sabotage.

Thankfully your government control is at an all time low; especially on the state level.

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bravenak (31,297 posts)

18. It hasn't worked yet

But he is not handling the rigors of the job very well, and he aint even in office yet. He will embarass the **** out of the US. And when the whole world is laughing at us, they will finally start to get upset. Once they turn on him, we win.

I guess we better help them have a reason to turn on him. He should be humiliated daily until that happens. I'll do my part in shaming him.

The jobs aint coming back ever. We know that. They know that. It was never about jobs.

Not to be confused with Obama who is Putin's cabana boy in the gay porn film of geopolitical affairs.

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djg21 (1,226 posts)

16. Minimum IQ requirement?

NT.

Said the people whose forum was down for nearly 2 weeks.

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Uponthegears (1,148 posts)

17. I had an idea

But considering we couldn't even make a moderate show of force to send a message to racist trying to suppress black turnout in Philly in 2008 without getting charged with a crime, it probably isn't worth mentioning.

This asshole is referring to the New Black Panther Party thugs standing outside polling stations with batons in their hands to menace voters.

Apparently the Proglodytes approve of violent racists.

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bravenak (31,297 posts)

20. We need to buck up

Oh, that you would try.

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Uponthegears (1,148 posts)

24. Yes

In hindsight it may be that I was smarter at 17 than I am in my 60's. Resistance comes at a cost but sometimes that cost is worth paying.

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bravenak (31,297 posts)

26. Yep. Worth paying this time.

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TexasProgresive (8,684 posts)

27. A better question is

How to get democratic voters to vote?

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bravenak (31,297 posts)

29. Once Trump starts taking our shit they will regret stating home in complacency

Bet they find the will to show up in midterms. All those purists who hated obamacare are sure gonna hate not having it.
Two million more of us showed up. We vote.

If the government gave it to you it's not your shit, it's somebody else's shit the government took from them and gave to you.

2 million more showed up in Commifornia.

Assuming they're legally qualified to vote.

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rwheeler31 (5,948 posts)

35. Point out and post every job loss in your area.

Harp on every dip in the market. Publish any energy rate hike no matter how small and keep saying it will get worse. Spread news of any health risk due to lack of regulation. Always refer to the republicans not just Trump when anything bad happens. I will give it some thought and add more later.

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meow2u3 (20,204 posts)

37. We can target conservative Xtian churches

But with one caveat: we have to make it look as if it were coming from one of them. The best way it to hit them where they live--right in their bibles with some carefully weaponized Scripture passages, maybe from Proverbs or the Psalms or some of the prophecies condemning those who make unjust laws that oppress the poor while propping up evildoers, for instance.

Are there any preachers on DU who can do a good fundie act?

Now if only you could get past you homosexuality, abortion, greed, sloth and general hatred of Christians.

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Star Member bravenak (31,297 posts)

40. I like that idea too

Talking about Jesus and the poor has not worked though. Maybe after Trump makes us all poor they will listen

QUESTION: If you do not consider yourself poor now why are you worried up-thread that all of your government-given shit will be taken away?

If you aren't poor you shouldn't taking government-given shit.

If you can only be not-poor by getting shit from the government...

...you deserve to be poor.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512629593
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Adam Wood on November 28, 2016, 04:59:55 AM
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Trump cannot handle criticism. He hates being made fun of.
Typed into DU.  With a straight face.  And zero sense of irony.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Carl on November 28, 2016, 05:11:22 AM
After reading that tripe I am not terribly worried about 2018.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Gina on November 28, 2016, 05:38:37 AM
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TexasProgresive (8,684 posts)

27. A better question is

How to get democratic voters to vote?

Try running an honest candidate.  :hyper:
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on November 28, 2016, 06:00:03 AM
What's the rally cry gonna be?

We want you racist, misogynist, islamophobic redneck deplorables to vote democrat?

That'll swing us to their side.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: SVPete on November 28, 2016, 08:25:58 AM
I love being the bearer of bad news to bn and her fellow Progs ... folks who voted for Trump know that he's not at all fully conservative. The R primaries were actually contests, in contrast to the Ds' rigged coronation-charades. So bn's "brilliant" - and predictable - divide-and-conquer strategy is all but foredoomed to fail.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 28, 2016, 08:36:03 AM


I'm trying to figure out which of their smear tactics was neglected during the GE.

They threw everything at Trump. He's the new Teflon Don.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Fourwinds on November 28, 2016, 09:26:29 AM
I love being the bearer of bad news to bn and her fellow Progs ... folks who voted for Trump know that he's not at all fully conservative. The R primaries were actually contests, in contrast to the Ds' rigged coronation-charades. So bn's "brilliant" - and predictable - divide-and-conquer strategy is all but foredoomed to fail.

That's one of the things that makes conservatives so different. We can adapt if something isn't working. The left? Not a chance. They went apeshit over Bernie but went along like automatons when it was learned the DNC was going to crown Hillary no matter what. They should have been livid but nope.

The GOP lined up the some of the blandest people known to man to run for President and conservatives chose one of the few who showed some fire even though he was a New York Democrat. 
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Undies on November 28, 2016, 09:30:05 AM
So the plan is the same as it always is:  Pretend to be something we are not in order to fool as many people as possible into believing democrats/hell's soldiers are not dishonest anti-America walking blobs of fecal matter and pus-filled hate for anything good and decent.

Got it!  Sign me up! Oh, sign me up!!
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 28, 2016, 12:18:13 PM
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bravenak (31,297 posts)

How can we depress Republican turnout in midterms? **** sitting around crying. Time to fight them.

Lull us into complacency with well-reasoned arguments, sound fiscal policies based on successful results, and stop being so racist. For a start.

I'm not saying it will work, but being you hasn't worked so, you know, act out of character. Be kind. Be respectful. Be wise.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Big Dog on November 28, 2016, 12:28:28 PM
Eureka!

Bravenak is Hopalong Bob's love child!

Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: jukin on November 28, 2016, 12:39:16 PM
Reality:
1. The fascist progs are defending 25 senate seats. Many in states The Donald won.
2. The fascist progs have to win 40+ seats in the HOR.
3. In two years the USA will actually be an economic powerhouse again. Racial tensions will be far less. Illegals will be self deporting and the wall will stem the invasion. Sanctuary cities will be a thing of the past.
4. Because of the above the republicans will have more HOR seats and the senate will be filibuster proof (if that is not nuked in the name of Harry Reid).

DUchebags it is best to just slit your wrists, down not across, than to se all of the winnig that The Donald will bring. He is going to show you and the world that even Obama's brand of socialism is, was, and always will bring death and misery.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: FunkyZero on November 28, 2016, 12:54:40 PM
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these guys are nutzo

Quoting Fonzie really made me think.. "WOW. I should take this person seriously"
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on November 28, 2016, 01:13:59 PM
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How can we depress Republican turnout in midterms?
Isn't this voter suppression? I thought the DUmmies were against that?

Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Karin on November 28, 2016, 01:24:08 PM
Carl, I'm worried and so should all of you be:

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carefully weaponized Scripture

 :panic:   :rotf:


Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: DUmpstruck on November 28, 2016, 01:28:23 PM
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TexasProgresive (8,684 posts)
27. A better question is
How to get democratic voters to vote?

Try running an honest candidate.  :hyper:

Since they won't find one, they could always try handing out EBT cards at the polls.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 28, 2016, 01:28:57 PM
After reading that tripe I am not terribly worried about 2018.

Not at all. 


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they have no reason for another Tea Party revolution.

 :lol:

We're just getting started, you ignorant bint.  Besides, I thought we were dead?   :whistling:
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 28, 2016, 01:32:05 PM
Carl, I'm worried and so should all of you be:


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carefully weaponized Scripture

(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Lindsay-Lohan-Spits-Out-Drink.gif)

Huh!?!?   :rotf:
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 28, 2016, 01:41:54 PM
So the plan is the same as it always is:  Pretend to be something we are not in order to fool as many people as possible into believing democrats/hell's soldiers are not dishonest anti-America walking blobs of fecal matter and pus-filled hate for anything good and decent.

Got it!  Sign me up! Oh, sign me up!!

It's hilarious.  They have so painted themselves into that proverbial corner that they have nowhere to go.   They will double down on the same old shit with the usual old, tired suspects trotted out.  Their "leaders" are almost exclusively hollowed out 60's rejects, near death, much like the (D)Ump itself.

I almost feel sor-  wait,..... hell no, I don't.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: SVPete on November 28, 2016, 02:42:57 PM
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meow2u3 (20,204 posts)

37. We can target conservative Xtian churches

But with one caveat: we have to make it look as if it were coming from one of them. The best way it to hit them where they live--right in their bibles with some carefully weaponized Scripture passages, maybe from Proverbs or the Psalms or some of the prophecies condemning those who make unjust laws that oppress the poor while propping up evildoers, for instance.

Are there any preachers on DU who can do a good fundie act?

Regarding the 2nd and 3rd clauses I highlighted, as m2u3 herself said, borrowing her metaphor, we live in the Bible. We understand it far better than those who disdain and hate us. We know that with the Bible's fundamental acknowledgement of property and that justice justice favors neither the rich NOR the poor, it rejects Prog concepts of "economic justice". As for liberal "preachers" they would expose their ignorance of the Bible and unmask themselves within a few sentences, betrayed by their arrogant self-confidence. IOW, her proposed goal, "make it look as if it were coming from one of them," is foredoomed to fail, for the reason she herself stated (without understanding).
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: zeitgeist on November 28, 2016, 06:23:33 PM
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TexasProgresive (8,684 posts)
27. A better question is
How to get democratic voters to vote?

(http://emailfromdeath.com/images/email-from-death-funeral_hearse.jpg) :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Skul on November 28, 2016, 06:55:59 PM
(http://emailfromdeath.com/images/email-from-death-funeral_hearse.jpg) :fuelfire:

That's right, Z, bus them in.  :rotf:

 :hi5: atcha.   :thumbs:
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 28, 2016, 07:18:09 PM
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bravenak (31,297 posts)

12. Two years of hell

I hope we make it

More like 16 years.  Add to it 4 SCOTUS selections and this will go through your children's lives, God willing.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 28, 2016, 10:14:28 PM
I would like to object to the title of this thread. I cannot imagine anyone who would pay to see Bravenak nekid.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 28, 2016, 11:03:43 PM
I would like to object to the title of this thread. I cannot imagine anyone who would pay to see Bravenak nekid.

We just happen to have an img on file:
(http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/jabba-the-hutt-force-awakens-episode-vii-1521.jpg)
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: SVPete on November 29, 2016, 07:43:31 AM
We just happen to have an img on file:
(http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/jabba-the-hutt-force-awakens-episode-vii-1521.jpg)

H-5! And from a perfect angle ... one that includes her :stoner: !
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: franksolich on November 29, 2016, 11:35:17 AM
H-5! And from a perfect angle ... one that includes her :stoner: !

But I think it more resembles the self-posted photograph of the lazy freeloading Odin2005 primitive.

comment 3074:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3050
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Big Dog on November 29, 2016, 12:54:02 PM
Apparently the standards for strippers in Alaska are more... shall we say "lax"?
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on November 29, 2016, 06:53:05 PM
Reading her jism reminds me of back in the 1970's when a few of us on dirt bikes ran across an old private plane crash site.  We found a medical evidence plastic bag with black goo in it and opened it.  The smell nearly emptied our bowels.

I suspect her unwashed areas smell the same.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Maverick1987 on November 29, 2016, 08:49:20 PM
Reading her jism reminds me of back in the 1970's when a few of us on dirt bikes ran across an old private plane crash site.  We found a medical evidence plastic bag with black goo in it and opened it.  The smell nearly emptied our bowels.

I suspect her unwashed areas smell the same.

I suspect even the washed ones do too.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 29, 2016, 10:01:16 PM
Apparently the standards for strippers in Alaska are more... shall we say "lax"?

     Yup - they all have to be able to wear a change belt, for openers. Wave a buck, get four bits back in change.
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Big Dog on November 29, 2016, 11:09:50 PM
     Yup - they all have to be able to wear a change belt, for openers. Wave a buck, get four bits back in change.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 29, 2016, 11:23:08 PM
Keyboard warriors attack!

Where is that all-powerful DUAC these days?
Title: Re: Racist, fat ex-stripper Bravenak sounds the rallying cry!
Post by: bronxbomber on November 30, 2016, 12:07:33 AM
If she really wanted to rally her pathetic little coterie of self-hating white lib lickspittles to action, she'd try mailing herself another fake hate letter from "Mr. Citizen", or "The Man", or "Mr. Big", or from some other hackneyed, stereotypical white villain that's straight out of some grade Z 1970's blaxploitation movie she once saw.