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Title: We have a (sorta) bouncie
Post by: FunkyZero on November 25, 2016, 09:13:19 AM
Looks like the DUnce is quite disappointed that he didn't get to fling poo at everyone.

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 08:01 AM

Star Member kebob (228 posts)

Well THAT Was a Dud!

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At dinner last night, my wife and I were locked and loaded in anticipation of the battle with the Trumpies in the family, but they were downright subdued. I think I know why, though it wasn't explicitly stated: I think they're starting to "get it." I think they're beginning to realize they've been taken to the cleaners. I didn't even get get to rant about Jeff Sessions as Trump's AG. As soon as I mentioned his name, my uber-right sister in law Gloria, who was born and raised in Alabama, harrumphed an said, "I wouldn't hire that asshole to walk my dog!"

Well, at least the Washington Racists lost to Dallas.

EDITED TO CORRECT SPELLING: This keyboard has serious problems with certain letters.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028303887 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028303887)


You were probably only invited to make mom happy.
Some of us actually want to enjoy some time with our family members and not turn it into a fascist love-fest.
Title: Re: We have a (sorta) bouncie
Post by: Carl on November 25, 2016, 09:20:22 AM
That was pitiful.

They don`t even try anymore.  :(
Title: Re: We have a (sorta) bouncie
Post by: FunkyZero on November 25, 2016, 09:26:16 AM
That was pitiful.

They don`t even try anymore.  :(

Yea, the pickins are thin this morning. I'm guessing maybe they are all still hungover and sleeping late.
Title: Re: We have a (sorta) bouncie
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 25, 2016, 09:37:51 AM
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Well THAT Was a Dud!

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At dinner last night, my wife and I were locked and loaded in anticipation of the battle with the Trumpies in the family, but they were downright subdued. I think I know why, though it wasn't explicitly stated: I think they're starting to "get it."


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Title: Re: We have a (sorta) bouncie
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 25, 2016, 09:44:32 AM

     Maybe they didn't want to engage with a ****ing lunatic, DUmmy.
Title: Re: We have a (sorta) bouncie
Post by: SVPete on November 25, 2016, 10:13:57 AM
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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 08:01 AM

Star Member kebob (228 posts)

Well THAT Was a Dud!

Last edited Fri Nov 25, 2016, 08:54 AM - Edit history (1)
At dinner last night, my wife and I were locked and loaded in anticipation of the battle with the Trumpies in the family, but they were downright subdued. I think I know why, though it wasn't explicitly stated: I think they're starting to "get it." I think they're beginning to realize they've been taken to the cleaners. I didn't even get get to rant about Jeff Sessions as Trump's AG. As soon as I mentioned his name, my uber-right sister in law Gloria, who was born and raised in Alabama, harrumphed an said, "I wouldn't hire that asshole to walk my dog!"

This bouncy was 100% credible up till that last sentence. That part of the story is dubious, concocted for DU-cred.

     Maybe they didn't want to engage with a ****ing lunatic, DUmmy.

Precisely! THAT is what the Trump voters in "kebob"'s family "got".
Title: Re: We have a (sorta) bouncie
Post by: FlippyDoo on November 25, 2016, 10:45:25 AM
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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 08:01 AM

Star Member kebob (228 posts)

Well THAT Was a Dud!

Last edited Fri Nov 25, 2016, 08:54 AM - Edit history (1)
At dinner last night, my wife and I were locked and loaded in anticipation of the battle with the Trumpies in the family, but they were downright subdued. I think I know why, though it wasn't explicitly stated: I think they're starting to "get it." I think they're beginning to realize they've been taken to the cleaners. I didn't even get get to rant about Jeff Sessions as Trump's AG. As soon as I mentioned his name, my uber-right sister in law Gloria, who was born and raised in Alabama, harrumphed an said, "I wouldn't hire that asshole to walk my dog!"

Well, at least the Washington Racists lost to Dallas.

EDITED TO CORRECT SPELLING: This keyboard has serious problems with certain letters.


I predict the Bouncies will mostly follow one of four ideas...

1-None of the DUmmie's rethug family members voted for Trump. They either voted for Hitlery or didn't vote. This backs up the standard "the election was stolen" cry.
2-The DUmmie's rethug family members did vote for Trump but are now scared of what they've been seeing out of him.
3-The DUmmie's rethug family members did vote for Trump and the DUmmie's brilliant wit and wisdom puts them in their place.
4-The DUmmie's rethug family members are scared to admit how they voted because they are scared of the DUmmie's wit and wisdom.
Title: Re: We have a (sorta) bouncie
Post by: Karin on November 25, 2016, 08:25:55 PM
This family was just trying to get through dinner in peace.  They knew these two assholes were "locked and loaded."  The old lady harrumphing at the end, pure bouncy.   :lmao:
Title: Re: We have a (sorta) bouncie
Post by: BattleHymn on November 25, 2016, 08:28:04 PM


H5!  I knew you'd made a prediction somewhere, and laughed my ass off when I saw this one fell right onto the list.  :cheersmate: :lmao: