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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: I_B_Perky on November 24, 2016, 08:45:06 PM

Title: Hey dummies? Trump won Michigan!!
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 24, 2016, 08:45:06 PM
This is not from the dump.. more of a message to the dump.

Seems the election results were finally fully tallied, certified by the counties and Trump won Michigan.

http://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2016/11/22/presidential-race-closer-michigan-but-donald-trump-still-winner/94305556/ (http://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2016/11/22/presidential-race-closer-michigan-but-donald-trump-still-winner/94305556/)

They got what... 16 electoral votes?  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!   I think that makes the tally 306 for Trump, 232 for hillary.  I would not call it a landslide... and ass kicking would be a better description.  Now you dummies have absolutely no chance so get used to saying President Trump after Jan 20th, 2017.

It is a good day to be an American.
Title: Re: Hey dummies? Trump won Michigan!!
Post by: notaDUmmie on November 24, 2016, 09:03:57 PM
Love it!  The hubs is from Michigan, and he always spends election night lamenting the stupidity of his fellow Michiganders.

What I love even more is that Michigan doesn't have to grant a recount...Jill Stein can petition, and other candidates can counter-petition.  Petitioner has to show that he/she has been harmed by fraud or counting error...I want to see Comrade Stein explain how she believes that she will be able to make up the 2,228,080 vote margin between her and President-Elect Trump.

I'm also looking forward to what Shillary will do...if she doesn't file a counter-petition, then we'll know that she was in on the recount effort, getting Stein to do her dirty work so that she doesn't look like a sore loser.  If she does file a counter-petition, the DUmmies heads will explode with a force 20 times the yield of the Hiroshima atomic bomb.

Good times ahead!!
Title: Re: Hey dummies? Trump won Michigan!!
Post by: FunkyZero on November 24, 2016, 09:16:22 PM
After that rope-a-dope Trump punished her with, I seriously doubt clintoon is gonna come out of her lair and risk a second crushing humiliation by arguing about it. I'm guessing she is emotionally destroyed at this point after being rejected on such a massive scale and costing the dimwits total and absolute control of government for the foreseeable future... not to mention the hundreds of millions of dollars utterly incinerated on her behalf.
Na, she's done.
Title: Re: Hey dummies? Trump won Michigan!!
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 24, 2016, 09:30:48 PM
Hillary Clinton conceded.
Title: Re: Hey dummies? Trump won Michigan!!
Post by: BattleHymn on November 25, 2016, 12:23:20 AM
After that rope-a-dope Trump punished her with, I seriously doubt clintoon is gonna come out of her lair and risk a second crushing humiliation by arguing about it. I'm guessing she is emotionally destroyed at this point after being rejected on such a massive scale and costing the dimwits total and absolute control of government for the foreseeable future... not to mention the hundreds of millions of dollars utterly incinerated on her behalf.
Na, she's done.

DUmmies don't do math very well.  A chance, no matter how infinitesimal, is just as valid as a sure thing. 

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