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Title: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: Lord Undies on August 05, 2008, 03:19:33 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3733988

Now DUmmie Cleita wants to have laws that prosecute those who do not agree with the DUmmie world.  It is a fascinating thread.  There are many DUmmies who see the folly, and many who, predictable, do not.

Please find your favorite DUmmie response and have a laugh.

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Cleita  (1000+ posts)         Tue Aug-05-08 02:37 PM
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Why can't we have laws against lying?

I was listening to this clown from the Cato Institute on Thom Hartmann today on access to health care offering disinformation and already discredited "facts" about national health care in other countries. One of the lies was about people not getting needed surgeries or other care in time to save them from cancer until it was too late. He then offered up Kaiser Permanente as a non-profit solution to hospitals. I nearly fell off my chair with that one. As someone who had to endure Kaiser Permanente for ten years as the only health care access available to me, I can assure you that the quickest appointment I could get for anything was three months down the line. I had to wait a year for a colonoscopy because of bleeding. If it had been cancerous, it probably would have been too late to do much with that kind of wait, yet this clown is offering this as a solution for access to health care for everyone. He didn't say a word about the long waits like he was so happy to offer about health care in England and Canada, which turns out not to be true today in those countries. It may have been so decades ago as these countries were getting their health care bureaucracy in place and operating efficiently, but not today.

I'm sick and tired of these people from think tanks like this, the Heritage Foundation, The Carlyle Group, the American Enterprise Institute ad nauseum offering up lies, disinformation and selective information as credible studies into the problems we are facing today. I want laws passed that penalize them harshly for deliberately offering up skewed studies, propaganda and outright lies as credible information and facts that people not familiar with their biases could take as factual.

While I'm at it, I want our media held to the same standards too. Any news outlet found out to be deliberately telling lies, half truths, incomplete truths and propaganda should be severely fined, even made to stop reporting until they clean up their operation, until they are sure that what they are reporting is truthful and factual.

Hell, I want this from my educators and my politicians too! I want laws against lying to the public if you are presenting yourself as an institution whose job it is to keep the public informed.
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: Chris_ on August 05, 2008, 03:23:54 PM
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silverweb  (1000+ posts)       Tue Aug-05-08 02:42 PM
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7. Legislation would help.
 In particular, legislation guaranteeing "an informed FREE press, free of corporate as well as government interference," with stiff penalties for spreading lies and disinfomation.

*snerk*

Dan Rather would be sharing a jail cell with Jayson Blair from the NY Times.  Ditto for Mary Mapes.
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 05, 2008, 03:26:24 PM
If there were laws against lying, the DUmp would no longer exist.
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: USA4ME on August 05, 2008, 03:30:31 PM
Of course the standard would be that truth always agreed with the liberal POV and that all else should be silenced.  The little Marxists have all sorts of wishes on their Christmas list this year, I see.

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Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 05, 2008, 03:33:06 PM
Of course the standard would be that truth always agreed with the liberal POV and that all else should be silenced.  The little Marxists have all sorts of wishes on their Christmas list this year, I see.

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The Fairness Doctrine is on the top of their wish list.
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: asdf2231 on August 05, 2008, 03:42:13 PM
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Cleita  (1000+ posts)         Tue Aug-05-08 02:37 PM
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Why can't we have laws against lying?

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Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: jtyangel on August 05, 2008, 03:45:19 PM
It's not a lie asshat. I actually lost a grandparent due to the neverending waiting lists. **** you, you naive little twit! :bird: But I suppose you want to bring charges against me too right?  :whatever: For 'lying' because the truth doesn't fit your fairy tale.  :bird: :bird: :bird:
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: Chris_ on August 05, 2008, 03:50:05 PM
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Cleita  (1000+ posts)         Tue Aug-05-08 02:37 PM
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Why can't we have laws against lying?

Who was that said: "I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky"? Who could it be?
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: franksolich on August 05, 2008, 03:56:10 PM
If we had laws against lying, all of the primitives on Skins's island would be incarcerated, and Doug's ex-wife on death row.
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: FlippyDoo on August 05, 2008, 03:57:25 PM
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Cleita  (1000+ posts)         Tue Aug-05-08 02:37 PM
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Why can't we have laws against lying?

Who was that said: "I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky"? Who could it be?

Just for you I'm going to channel a DUmmie to answer your question. It will be at random so I don't know which DUmmie it will be. Here goes....

Stupid repuke bastard! He didn't lie! He told the truth. He didn't have sex with her! She performed oral sex on him! Plus all you fundies probably put something in his water to make him horny and paid her to do it! Screw you!
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: TheSarge on August 05, 2008, 03:59:24 PM
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Cleita  (1000+ posts)         Tue Aug-05-08 02:37 PM
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Why can't we have laws against lying?

Becaues all 4,700 of you traitorous bastards would be arrested and then there'd be no one for the Grovelbot to suck $$$ from to finance $kimmers next vacation.
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: Lord Undies on August 05, 2008, 04:23:44 PM
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Nabeshin  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-05-08 04:41 PM
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77. This is one of the worst policy ideas I've ever heard.
   Even worse than your idea to license journalists. Legally determining the truth or untruth of a statement is very tricky, and there are good reasons that "lies" are only legally actionable in a few narrowly-defined cases. If you make a law against lying in the media, how will you determine what's a lie? How can you legally determine that "Saddam had WMDs" is a lie and "Karl Rove probably played a part in outing Valerie Plame" is true? The only way to do it would be to bring experts on the subject matter to testify in court, as is done in medical malpractice cases, and you can find "experts" to promote any point of view.

There are plenty of people with long lists of impressive-looking credentials who will look a judge in the eye and say that global warming is a myth and homosexuality is a mental disorder. The quantity and quality of "experts" who can be brought in to argue a legal case are determined by how much money someone is able to pay them. So what you're doing is creating a situation where anyone with enough cash can sic the legal system on a media outlet they don't like for the crime of "lying." I bet the neocons would love that. If Keith Olbermann said Bush invaded Iraq with faulty intelligence and gave sweetheart deals to Halliburton, they could scramble a team of "experts" who will testify that he's lying and get MSNBC slapped with a fine.

The law of unintended consequences applies to legislation more than anything.

You, DUmmie Nabeshin, are missing DUmmie Cleita's unspoken point.  DUmmie Cleita doesn't want trials and judgments made.  She wants a panel of ultra-liberal "Truth Guards" to rule by decree - judge, jury, and punisher.  In DUmmie Cleita's world, which is your world too, DUmmie Nabeshin, there is not time for the luxury of debate.  Anti-liberal speech must be put down, squashed, and punished within minutes of its occurrence. 
   
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: bijou on August 05, 2008, 04:32:20 PM
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Cleita  (1000+ posts)         Tue Aug-05-08 02:37 PM
Original message
Why can't we have laws against lying?

Who was that said: "I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky"? Who could it be?

Just for you I'm going to channel a DUmmie to answer your question. It will be at random so I don't know which DUmmie it will be. Here goes....

Stupid repuke bastard! He didn't lie! He told the truth. He didn't have sex with her! She performed oral sex on him! Plus all you fundies probably put something in his water to make him horny and paid her to do it! Screw you!
Hi5  :rotf:
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: Carl on August 05, 2008, 04:37:57 PM
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fascisthunter  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-05-08 02:59 PM
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21. you know Bryant... just be honest.. You don't want accountability
   Edited on Tue Aug-05-08 03:00 PM by fascisthunter
I have long since seen you blather conservo-bullshit on DU... you don't want people to stop the lying in the media, because I think you are part of it all.

Go peddle the BS some with someone else. and welcome to ignore.

fascisthunter

Silencing to themselves someone who disagrees with them while arguing that anyone who disagrees with them should be silenced to everyone.

See your screen name DUmmy.....look in a mirror and you will find one.
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 05, 2008, 04:46:14 PM
I guess FOX NEWS would be cut to a half hour program and ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, ETC., would just have to go off the air completely.
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: Airwolf on August 05, 2008, 04:51:51 PM
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silverweb  (1000+ posts)       Tue Aug-05-08 02:42 PM
Response to Reply #1
7. Legislation would help.
 In particular, legislation guaranteeing "an informed FREE press, free of corporate as well as government interference," with stiff penalties for spreading lies and disinfomation.

*snerk*

Dan Rather would be sharing a jail cell with Jayson Blair from the NY Times.  Ditto for Mary Mapes.

Add TiT  and 90% of the Dump
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: Chris_ on August 05, 2008, 09:45:56 PM
If we had laws against lying, all of the primitives on Skins's island would be incarcerated, and Doug's ex-wife on death row.

Can you imagine what TiT would be faced with???????????????????????
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: Chris_ on August 05, 2008, 09:46:36 PM
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silverweb  (1000+ posts)       Tue Aug-05-08 02:42 PM
Response to Reply #1
7. Legislation would help.
 In particular, legislation guaranteeing "an informed FREE press, free of corporate as well as government interference," with stiff penalties for spreading lies and disinfomation.

*snerk*

Dan Rather would be sharing a jail cell with Jayson Blair from the NY Times.  Ditto for Mary Mapes.

Add TiT  and 90% of the Dump

TiT would get the Death Penalty, I think.

Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: DixieBelle on August 05, 2008, 09:48:51 PM
So this idiot primitive (who knows nothing about healthcare) wants to make laws against lying but yet misses the fact that socialized Ooooobama medicine would be far worse than what she endured? Oh my.
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: jukin on August 05, 2008, 11:47:37 PM
To the Constitutional genius that is the OP.  We do have those laws, perjury and libel.  Sadly for the the little stalinist proof is required for enforcement.

On another note, why don't we have laws against freeloading sacks of shit that are leeches on society?
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: TheSarge on August 06, 2008, 08:19:14 AM
To the Constitutional genius that is the OP.  We do have those laws, perjury and libel. 

But those are only to be enforced against Conservatives/Republicans.  They don't apply to Democrats. /DU mode
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 06, 2008, 09:37:15 AM
Leopold and Pitt doing time for the "Karl Rove Indictment Story" that never was....

 :rotf:
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: Lord Undies on August 06, 2008, 09:46:13 AM
Leopold and Pitt doing time for the "Karl Rove Indictment Story" that never was....

 :rotf:
They should get five years each.  "Bush lied/People Died" should be worth at least eighteen months.
Title: Re: DU: Why can't we have laws against lying?
Post by: Chris_ on August 06, 2008, 10:37:31 AM
If we had laws against lying, all of the primitives on Skins's island would be incarcerated, and Doug's ex-wife on death row.

Can you imagine what TiT would be faced with???????????????????????


You mean besides "Stolen Valor" charges?