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Title: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: Carl on November 17, 2016, 10:16:55 AM
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Wed Nov 16, 2016, 08:27 PM

Star Member nolabear (23,346 posts)





Hillary is about to speak. On msnbc in a few minutes.
 
God...I feel sad already. I wish she could say something not just comforting but that has intent.

"Pardon me?"
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Response to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Nov 16, 2016, 08:34 PM

Star Member kydo (1,849 posts)

2. I can't bare to watch
 




 

Bet she gets standing ovation. If I watch I will cry. I would cry because she is inspiring. But I would be crying because she was robbed! Our country was robbed! the world was robbed!

She is my choice for the next President. The orange turd is Not My President and never will be.

But you are a nothing so no one cares.

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Response to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Nov 16, 2016, 08:35 PM

Star Member TrekLuver (628 posts)

3. I'm happy to see her! Her good work will continue and many will benefit from that.
 




She looks great too...she's almost natural and really looks good. Go Girl Go!!! 

I think she looks like she is afraid a house will drop on her.

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Response to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Nov 16, 2016, 08:38 PM

Star Member rurallib (42,655 posts)

5. Thanks - watching
 




trying not to cry.

I am trying not to laugh at you.
It isn`t working.

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Response to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Nov 16, 2016, 08:42 PM

Star Member madaboutharry (24,033 posts)

7. It hurts to see her talking
 




about hope and chances and community while the republicans want to undo everything that is good. 

Yeah,like butchering late term babies and coddling muzzie killers.

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Response to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Nov 16, 2016, 08:45 PM

Star Member northoftheborder (4,942 posts)

8. She looks exhausted and is brave to get out this early...., probably....
 




.....didn't want to let her long time friend Edelman down in a long scheduled speaking engagement. She deserves a big long rest, and regrouping. Wonder what she will find fulfilling now. She has much wisdom and empathy to give.

Hopefully license plate manufacturing.

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Response to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Nov 16, 2016, 08:46 PM

Star Member MFM008 (6,322 posts)

9. I can't watch
 




This whole thing has unhinged me I swear.

You have been unhinged for a long time.

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Response to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Nov 16, 2016, 09:40 PM

Star Member Pathwalker (5,815 posts)

12. MSNBC is no longer allowed on my TV. Not after Rachel's cackling
 




on Election night. A chill ran entirely through me, and I swore I'd never watch that channel again. The next day, I had my son put it on Parental Lock, joining Faux. Never, never, ever again. So, please just let me know what she says. Thank you.

 :rotf: :rotf:

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Response to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Nov 16, 2016, 10:16 PM

Star Member nolabear (23,346 posts)

13. She was muted but really did seem determined to pick up and go on.
 




I guess time will tell. God, I so wanted her to become our president. I so wanted the world to congratulate us and get down to work. Look what we've got instead...

*sigh*

A great future!

Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: Big Dog on November 17, 2016, 10:24:23 AM
Hillary Clinton will never be the President of the United States.

Gillette and Wilkinson Sword stock just jumped 25%.
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: Karin on November 17, 2016, 10:49:56 AM
Someone on the radio said she looked like she hadn't washed her hair in a week. 

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I had my son put it on Parental Lock
   :lmao:  :loser:
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: fatboy on November 17, 2016, 11:01:27 AM
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I had my son put it on Parental Lock

Otherwise known as the Doug Bulna solution
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on November 17, 2016, 11:15:29 AM
This should help them on those long, cold nights drowning their sorrows in stale Cheetos, moldy cheese dip, and flat RC, while watching old reruns of Fish Police.

(http://i63.tinypic.com/iq91s1.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 17, 2016, 11:17:09 AM
This should help them on those long, cold nights drowning their sorrows in stale Cheetos, moldy cheese dip, and flat RC, while watching old reruns of Fish Police.

(http://i63.tinypic.com/iq91s1.jpg)
Love it!
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: Carl on November 17, 2016, 11:19:01 AM
This should help them on those long, cold nights drowning their sorrows in stale Cheetos, moldy cheese dip, and flat RC, while watching old reruns of Fish Police.

(http://i63.tinypic.com/iq91s1.jpg)


H5  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: USA4ME on November 17, 2016, 11:27:41 AM
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Pathwalker

12. MSNBC is no longer allowed on my TV. Not after Rachel's cackling on Election night

Cackling?!? I never saw her do that. Maybe the primitive misspelled the word "cracking".

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Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 17, 2016, 11:57:12 AM
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Star Member TrekLuver (628 posts)

3. I'm happy to see her! Her good work will continue and many will benefit from that.

I don't know about that.  Her earning potential as a pay for play shake down  artist is severely reduced now that she no longer has any juice.

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The next day, I had my son put it on Parental Lock, joining Faux. Never, never, ever again.

First Faux news, now msnbc.  You might as well  throw away your TV because at this rate, based on your imposed channel exile, pretty soon you won't be able to watch anything on it.
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: Karin on November 17, 2016, 12:08:36 PM
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She looks great too...she's almost natural and really looks good.



(https://qzprod.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/rtx2u1g4-e1479388994420.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=5759)

Didn't bother to even do her hair, let alone put on a little makeup. 
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 17, 2016, 12:23:26 PM
Hillary Clinton will never be the President of the United States.

Gillette and Wilkinson Sword stock just jumped 25%.


That just looks good. I think I will add it to my sig.



CMD

Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: Big Dog on November 17, 2016, 01:20:48 PM
That just looks good. I think I will add it to my sig.



CMD

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: VelvetElvis on November 17, 2016, 01:26:26 PM
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Star Member madaboutharry (24,033 posts)

7. It hurts to see her talking...
Stop right there, DUmmy!!
Nailed it!!!
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: VelvetElvis on November 17, 2016, 01:29:07 PM
This should help them on those long, cold nights drowning their sorrows in stale Cheetos, moldy cheese dip, and flat RC, while watching old reruns of Fish Police.

(http://i63.tinypic.com/iq91s1.jpg)
That gif will never, ever, get old. :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: BadCat on November 17, 2016, 01:42:07 PM
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“I will admit, coming here tonight wasn’t the easiest thing for me. There have been a few times this past week when all I wanted to do was just to curl up with a good book, or our dogs, and never leave the house again,”
- Hillary Clinton

Looks like she's just another DUmmy.
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 17, 2016, 02:30:04 PM
That gif will never, ever, get old. :rofl:

Somebody should add the 5 stages of grief (denial, anger, depression, bargaining, acceptance) to that and have it update as the night progresses.  The DUmmies have not made it past anger yet.
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 17, 2016, 04:06:14 PM
- Hillary Clinton

Looks like she's just another DUmmy.
I can suggest that Hillary read that Dick Morris book, Armageddon. 
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 17, 2016, 05:01:40 PM
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Hillary Clinton will never be the President of the United States.

A sentence that cannot possibly be repeated too many times.

Music, to the ears of Liberty.

We won hippies.   We won almost everywhere.  :bird: you.  No payback, is too much.
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 17, 2016, 05:45:22 PM
Somebody should add the 5 stages of grief (denial, anger, depression, bargaining, acceptance) to that and have it update as the night progresses.  The DUmmies have not made it past anger yet.

For DUmmies it is or should be:

denial
anger
depression
bargaining
suicide
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 17, 2016, 07:06:46 PM
For DUmmies it is or should be:

denial
anger
depression
bargaining
suicide

I support any DUmmies who go right to the last step.  Matter of fact, I encourage such a display of efficiency. :whistling: :fuelfire: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: BattleHymn on November 17, 2016, 07:13:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Y1fnLOA.png)
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: DUmpDiver on November 17, 2016, 08:07:49 PM
For DUmmies it is or should be:

denial
anger
depression
bargaining
suicide

It really should be:

Victimhood
Blame somebody else
Hate those who don't think like you
Be miserable (a DUmmie's natural state of being)
Come up with a bouncy to validate 1, 2 and 3
Stay home from work
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 17, 2016, 08:59:13 PM
It really should be:

Victimhood
Blame somebody else
Hate those who don't think like you
Be miserable (a DUmmie's natural state of being)
Come up with a bouncy to validate 1, 2 and 3
Stay home from work
Don't forget, smoke a lot of weed and/or mix with pharmaceuticals.
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 17, 2016, 09:21:38 PM
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Wed Nov 16, 2016, 08:27 PM

Star Member nolabear (23,346 posts)





Hillary is about to speak. On msnbc in a few minutes.
 
God...I feel sad already. I wish she could say something not just comforting but that has intent.

Response to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Nov 16, 2016, 08:34 PM

Star Member kydo (1,849 posts)

2. I can't bare to watch
 




 

Bet she gets standing ovation. If I watch I will cry. I would cry because she is inspiring. But I would be crying because she was robbed! Our country was robbed! the world was robbed!

She is my choice for the next President. The orange turd is Not My President and never will be.

What's the matter DUmmy? Someone piss in your Wheaties again?
Title: Re: DUmp agony makes normal people smile
Post by: SVPete on November 17, 2016, 09:57:30 PM
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Response to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Nov 16, 2016, 08:34 PM

Star Member kydo (1,849 posts)

2. I can't bare to watch

Now, why would kydo watch The SHREW in the nude? Sounds very :runaway: !

Some one should let nads know someone on DU has taken over her Malaprop gig.