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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Patriot Guard Rider on November 11, 2016, 01:49:20 PM

Title: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on November 11, 2016, 01:49:20 PM
http://ijr.com/2016/11/734066-someone-in-trump-land-just-leaked-a-list-of-cabinet-positions-and-secretary-sarah-palin-is-on-it/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=ods&utm_term=ijamerica

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On the day before President-elect Donald Trump came to Washington, D.C., to meet with President Obama, a list of the names of possible Trump cabinet choices and other key jobs was leaked to reporters.

BuzzFeed received a copy of the list of names that Trump reportedly is considering and here are just some of the bigger names being considered for high profile posts (you can find the full list here):

    Attorney General: Former Mayor and federal prosecutor Rudy Giuliani, Governor Chris Christie, and Senator Jeff Sessions.

    Secretary of State: Ambassador John Bolton, Senator Bob Corker, former House speaker Newt Gingrich

    Treasury Secretary: Businessman Carl Icahn, Congressman Jeb Hensarling

    Secretary of Defense: Retired General Mike Flynn, Stephen Hadley, Congressman Duncan Hunter, Jr., Senator Jeff Sessions, former senator Jim Talent

    Veterans Affairs: Congressman Jeff Miller

    Secretary of Homeland Security: Governor Chris Christie, Sheriff David Clarke

    Secretary of Commerce: Former governor Mike Huckabee, former senator Jim Talent

    Health and Human Services: Former presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson, Florida governor Rick Scott, former House speaker Newt Gingrich

    Secretary of Education: Former presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson, Hoover Institution fellow William Evers

    Energy Secretary: Venture capitalist, Robert Grady, Businessman Harold Hamm

    Agriculture Secretary: Kansas Governor Sam Brownback, Chuck Conner, CEO of the National Council of Farmer Cooperatives

    Interior Secretary: Former governor Sarah Palin, former governor Jan Brewer, Governor Mary Fallin, energy executive Forrest Lucas

    Chief of Staff: RNC chief Reince Priebus

Suck on that DUmmies... :rofl: :tongue: :bird:
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: Carl on November 11, 2016, 02:04:30 PM
I don`t have any real quarrels with those.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: miskie on November 11, 2016, 02:05:30 PM
Neither do I - hell, If he follows through with half of them, I'll be happy.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: jukin on November 11, 2016, 02:16:04 PM
I want Sheriff Joe Arpaio as the head of INS.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: Carl on November 11, 2016, 02:46:37 PM
By the way DUmbasses,remember all the times you implored dingy Harry to end the filibuster.

(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/86/86b0d5c2b3ccc8d4a3bec4dc5372ceda21d05d29a569719f51d7970484b4a931.jpg)
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: 67 Rover on November 11, 2016, 03:21:20 PM
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Secretary of State: Ambassador John Bolton

YES!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 11, 2016, 05:41:36 PM
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Secretary of Homeland Security:  Sheriff David Clarke

ABSO-EFFIN'-LUTELY!
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: Fourwinds on November 11, 2016, 06:05:12 PM
Oh God I'd love Palin to be Secretary of Interior just to watch leftists have a stroke!
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 11, 2016, 07:28:00 PM
By the way DUmbasses,remember all the times you implored dingy Harry to end the filibuster.

(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/86/86b0d5c2b3ccc8d4a3bec4dc5372ceda21d05d29a569719f51d7970484b4a931.jpg)

H freaking 5!!!!

Dummies wanted it back then, they got it, and now it is their turn to get it with no vaseline!   :yahoo:
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 11, 2016, 07:37:18 PM
I don`t have any real quarrels with those.

I don't know about Corker, but other than that, yeah.  I'm good with those.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 11, 2016, 07:40:51 PM
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Secretary of Homeland Security:  Sheriff David Clarke

ABSO-EFFIN'-LUTELY!

(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/90/90dd4cac9843011b05477078d84a2af0f030df35ca0b3ad951525bf72f3363bf.jpg)
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 11, 2016, 07:44:17 PM
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Secretary of State: Ambassador John Bolton

YES!   :cheersmate:

Half of (D)U will keel over, instantly.


DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: DUmpDiver on November 11, 2016, 08:12:46 PM
The DUmp's worst nightmare: A cabinet that puts America's economy and interests first.

Skimmer taking so long to get The DUmp back up is starting to look VERY fishy.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 11, 2016, 08:28:54 PM
Half of (D)U will keel over, instantly.


DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing Dick Cheney back into the fold would be even more delicious to see how the DUmmies reacted.

Clearly it won't happen, but nice to think about.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 11, 2016, 09:15:13 PM
Now, there are Democrats being considered cabinet positions, David Clarke and Mike Flynn.

Chew on that DUmmies!

Both would make great secretaries. I say bring it!

Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: SVPete on November 11, 2016, 09:36:45 PM
Too bad Alan Keyes went Never-Trump. He'd be good back at the UN or high up in the State Department (even SecState).
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: 67 Rover on November 11, 2016, 09:44:07 PM
Too bad Alan Keyes went Never-Trump. He'd be good back at the UN or high up in the State Department (even SecState).

A position for Colonel West would be icing.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 11, 2016, 11:00:19 PM
Bringing Dick Cheney back into the fold would be even more delicious to see how the DUmmies reacted.

Clearly it won't happen, but nice to think about.

Oh, God.....   :rofl: 
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 11, 2016, 11:01:00 PM
A position for Colonel West would be icing.

Yes, it would.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: Revolution on November 12, 2016, 01:07:26 AM
David Clarke for Homeland Security. Yes!  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: Adam Wood on November 12, 2016, 06:31:47 AM
Oh please, for the love of God, not Corker and not Priebus.

Everyone else: go for it.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: FunkyZero on November 12, 2016, 07:21:42 AM
By the way DUmbasses,remember all the times you implored dingy Harry to end the filibuster.

(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/86/86b0d5c2b3ccc8d4a3bec4dc5372ceda21d05d29a569719f51d7970484b4a931.jpg)

yea... talk about chickens coming home to roost. I'd give anything for them to use reconciliation to nuke obamacare... on purpose, even if they don't need to. It would be fitting for the same tool be used to DESTROY it once and for all...  and a brutal reminder that pulling those kinds of stunts WILL come full circle as previously warned.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: Ken8521 on November 12, 2016, 07:37:21 AM
By the way DUmbasses,remember all the times you implored dingy Harry to end the filibuster.

(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/86/86b0d5c2b3ccc8d4a3bec4dc5372ceda21d05d29a569719f51d7970484b4a931.jpg)

McConnell HAS to make this happen.  If he doesn't... the Senate is going to be in complete gridlock over everything from SCOTUS changes, to any legislation that needs to pass.  Will ending the Filibuster, require a Filibuster proof vote of 60, or is this something more like a rules change that McConnell can change w/o a vote?
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 12, 2016, 07:50:15 AM
If this is legit I will become a bona fide Trump supporter and not merely appreciate him for his destructive aesthetic.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 12, 2016, 10:16:34 AM
Oh please, for the love of God, not Corker and not Priebus.

Everyone else: go for it.

I'm alright with Priebus.  He stayed with Trump when the rest of the Republican establishment was knocking each other over in an attempt to 'get off the sinking ship' that they thought that the Trump campaign had become.  Priebus was loyal to Trump.  The President-Elect rewards loyalty like that.  If it wasn't for Priebus, the Republican Party would have split, and we'd be looking at Madam President right now.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: Carl on November 12, 2016, 10:49:45 AM
I'm alright with Priebus.  He stayed with Trump when the rest of the Republican establishment was knocking each other over in an attempt to 'get off the sinking ship' that they thought that the Trump campaign had become.  Priebus was loyal to Trump.  The President-Elect rewards loyalty like that.  If it wasn't for Priebus, the Republican Party would have split, and we'd be looking at Madam President right now.

^^ This and second H5 of the day,between him and Kellyanne Conway  :heart: he was sunk.

I would prefer her as Chief of Staff and him as Press Secretary though. 
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: Bad Dog on November 12, 2016, 11:08:49 AM
McConnell HAS to make this happen.  If he doesn't... the Senate is going to be in complete gridlock over everything from SCOTUS changes, to any legislation that needs to pass.  Will ending the Filibuster, require a Filibuster proof vote of 60, or is this something more like a rules change that McConnell can change w/o a vote?

Simple majority vote can change the filibuster rule.  But, there are very good reasons the filibuster was instituted that must be considered.  O'bungle care can be killed with reconciliation and the filibuster could be eliminated for very specific cases such as confirmation of judges as dusty harry already did.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies heads to explode in 3....2....1...BOOM!
Post by: AprilRazz on November 12, 2016, 11:58:50 AM
John Bolton and his mustache would be a great choice for State! :cheersmate: