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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on November 09, 2016, 08:28:29 PM
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I choose Stinky the Clown and Hopalong Bob Banzin.
I cannot wait, CANNOT WAIT to see what those two assholes have to say about this.
I'm no Trump fan, but I am an avid fan of Lord Zero and the First Wookkie packing their shit and getting the **** out of the White House.
And an even bigger fan of Hillary going home to stumble and pass out several times a day in the privacy of her own home while Bill shtups diner waitresses in the poolhouse.
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I choose Stinky the Clown and Hopalong Bob Banzin.
I cannot wait, CANNOT WAIT to see what those two assholes have to say about this.
You picked exactly the two I would, and I can't wait either.
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Oh, and the ambassador-never-to-be, Attila Marc the Hun, the DFW primitive in Germany, although his reaction might be more mature than the first two.
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Do devastated groups count?
The klams.
The anti-gun types.
Imagine their disappointment.
CMD
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Skinner.
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DU as a whole.
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Cha,uponit,Nurse Jackie,bravenak.
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I choose Stinky the Clown and Hopalong Bob Banzin.
I cannot wait, CANNOT WAIT to see what those two assholes have to say about this.
I'm no Trump fan, but I am an avid fan of Lord Zero and the First Wookkie packing their shit and getting the **** out of the White House.
And an even bigger fan of Hillary going home to stumble and pass out several times a day in the privacy of her own home while Bill shtups diner waitresses in the poolhouse.
All perfect calls (I can't wait to see how TMN reacts), all but ONE:
I have always very strongly disliked Michelle Obama being nicknamed the First Wookiee. The reason for this is, it is offensive to Wookiees. Wookiees are, on the whole (There admittedly were a couple villainous ones in the 'Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic' games), incredibly brave, loyal, honorable, and generally admirable creatures. None of that can be said for the loathsome, hideous (Inside and out), uber- hypocritical woman who has spent the past eight years disgracing the position of First Lady in every way she can. Wookiees are also easier on the eyes and ears than Moo- chelle, and I'd imagine they have a more pleasing smell, as well.
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Cha,uponit,Nurse Jackie,bravenak.
Sheshe2, malaise, BainsBane, sea beyond, geek tragedy, mwrguy
These ****wits are the least tolerant of dissent. No doubt that trait extends to existential reality as a whole.
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The DUmmies in the WI forum. Not only did Trump win and Ron Johnson win in WI, the state senate expanded the GOP majority.
If the WI DUmmies were hacked off before they are going to be at TMN levels of impotent fury when DU comes back up.
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I look forward to Pitt's posts and also gNads explaining what went wrong and them going after her :panic:
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I am going to one from Disscusionist. Graham. With the loss of DU and DI he is most likely at Ace Hardware looking for rope.
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I look forward to Pitt's posts and also gNads explaining what went wrong and them going after her :panic:
We need to just call it gNadsplaining like mansplaining and VOXsplaining.
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DU as a whole hole.
We need to hit the streets. We are being deprived and disenfranchised. We are not being allowed to exercise our right to party at the expense of the DUmmies. I wish skinner would get his train wreck website of mis-fits back on-line for our personal amusement. :thumbs:
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Hard to say, but hopefully Rolex Randy and Lamond the boy primitive will throw out a good temper tantrum for the world to see. That is, if the place ever comes back.
If it's not back by the end of today either something is seriously wrong or you got to truly start considering that Skin's pulled the plug (still don't believe it at this point as the primitives are a limited, yet endless, supply of small donations to him via direct pay and ad money, and that the party would like to keep them isolated).
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From the news I would say the entire liberal community.
They are in shock and disbelief that not everyone saw life and demanded life as they did.
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Hard to say, but hopefully Rolex Randy and Lamond the boy primitive will throw out a good temper tantrum for the world to see. That is, if the place ever comes back.
If it's not back by the end of today either something is seriously wrong or you got to truly start considering that Skin's pulled the plug (still don't believe it at this point as the primitives are a limited, yet endless, supply of small donations to him via direct pay and ad money, and that the party would like to keep them isolated).
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Yea, he needs to get that thing reloaded ASAP. Those degenerates are homeless, lost and are all out in the streets in NYC right now tearing sh($ up for lack of anything better to do.
I'm still of the opinion that skin is the victim of an inside job. Someone (probably long gone now) left a nice little time triggered Easter egg for him. Every time he has restored it, it just goes off again because it's in the code somewhere. It's gonna take him a long time to find it, if he ever does. I know if I were him, even if I DID find it, I'd have zero confidence that the system is secure knowing full well there are probably other nice little bugs in there somewhere, just waiting... tic... tic... tic...
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This was so hard to answer. I say Banzin, and BTW I just did an obit google for him, nothing yet. I also agree with the Graham Crackers choice, (who was too loony even for the DUmp), a major Hillary worshipper, and quite unstable. And I think it was uponit, who answered every nervous post with "Relax. She's got this. She's had it all along with the electoral college right off the bat."
I know they thought they were working and campaigning hard for her, pounding away at their keyboards at each other, thinking up what they thought were devastatingly funny nicknames for Trump, and yelling at each other to GOTV!!!!! Alas, poor DUmmies. All for naught.
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I choose Stinky the Clown and Hopalong Bob Banzin.
I cannot wait, CANNOT WAIT to see what those two assholes have to say about this.
I'm no Trump fan, but I am an avid fan of Lord Zero and the First Wookkie packing their shit and getting the **** out of the White House.
And an even bigger fan of Hillary going home to stumble and pass out several times a day in the privacy of her own home while Bill shtups diner waitresses in the poolhouse.
I think this post got messed up due to the (apparent) attacks on CC. Anyway, I'd add mal to these. She was so confident that, from her Caribbean Paradise, she knew exactly how things would turn out. Must've been reading the NYT or WashPost. Or maybe watching the Clinton News Network.
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I just want to see 'the DU' back up. I really want to see their grief . . . and gloat. :fuelfire: :evillaugh: :cheersmate:
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Hopalong is probably crying into his copy of Newsweek he kept.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/10/newsweek-recalls-125000-copies-of-its-souvenir-madam-president-i/
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I just want to see 'the DU' back up. I really want to see their grief . . . and gloat. :fuelfire: :evillaugh: :cheersmate:
I have said it before and I will say it again, you are deplorable! :cheersmate:
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Oh, and don't forget.
Lamond Mrs Corpio is going to school us.
That is, when his sites are back up.
MrScorpio (65,151 posts) Sun Jul 24, 2016, 07:16 PM
21. Just wait to see what I'm going to do there once we win the election
It's going to be interesting, to say the least.
http://conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,108511.0
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There's always KOS (http://www.dailykos.com/).
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Apologies for being out of it for a while. What about Nadz herself?
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MrScorpio (65,151 posts) Sun Jul 24, 2016, 07:16 PM
21. Just wait to see what I'm going to do there once we win the election
It's going to be interesting, to say the least.
OK. Come over here and show us. We are waiting.... oh rats! :thatsright: You LOST the election by a landslide!!!!!
Come over here and show us anyway. I know you are lurking. 40 visitors and you ain't one of them? Organic waste matter.
Here are a couple of pics for you and rest of the lurkers:
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/11/10/113362605_trump-obama-news-large_trans++qeu1EEj63qgC2KauuzlUjLdvjU5FHQOtOPfoU_9gCWw.jpg)
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/11/10/michelle-large_trans++qVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.jpg)
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Apologies for being out of it for a while. What about Nadz herself?
Well, she left Skins's island and went over to Manny's jackass message board.
I dunno exactly what went on--I wasn't around that particular week--but Manny's primitives didn't seem to appreciate her, so she left there too.
At the moment, she seems to be sulking in splendid isolation out in San Diego.
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Star Member VOX (16,251 posts)
18. Your body is pumping out cortisol (stress hormone) as if it's under existential threat...
And it's toxic. I completely understand, my resting BP is 170/100, way high and near-dangerous.
Get away from the TV and computer as if they were poison. Go for a walk or a drive, anything to mix things up in a pleasant way. Hang in there!!
Star Member cagefreesoylentgreen (235 posts)
41. I feel you
I'm desperately trying to keep a lid on the suicidal thoughts
Star Member CTyankee (49,469 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512589091
first, a panic attack this morning, then my face turned bright red, now I just finished retching
( just water) and another red face. This election must have gotten to me physically as well as emotionally. Waking up thinking the election was over and Trump was our new president will do that to you...
I'm OK now and having a glass of wine. But I'm still going to eat lightly tonight...
Star Member cry baby (5,293 posts)
31. This election is making me sick, literally.
My back has been hurting for 2 weeks...I'm having trouble sleeping...I'm overeating...headachy...more arthritis than usual...and yesterday, I had fever for no reason.
I cannot wait til it's over!!
No way any of these clowns survived the shock of the Trump train. :-) :-) :-) :-)
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DFW (21,730 posts) Tue Nov 1, 2016, 06:05 PM
22. I hope so too
I will have very little influence in the forming of her foreign policy unless I solicit an ambassadorship, something I am not inclined to do. My wife does not want to move, and though I would probably enjoy the pomp and the circle of colleagues, I'd probably get tired of having to be "diplomatic" all he time. Some enterprising hacker would go find past comments of mine about some of the people I would need to work with, and some of those comments are, shall we say, less than flattering.
I think Hillary and her circle of advisers are only too aware of what they are up against now, and will be up against after the election. No one expected the evil thrown at Obama. EVERYONE expects it to be thrown at Hillary now. Obama selected a team that was ready to get to work, not a team ready for a battle royal mounted against them for merely trying to do their jobs. There is no secret agenda this time. The Republicans threw their cards on the table eight years ago. It has been out in the open for all to see for eight years. Don't expect Hillary to ignore that, or to think that her willingness to cross the aisle in the past will be rewarded this time with anything other than frothing-at-the-mouth hostility, and accusations of trespassing.
So much for the ambassadorship. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I would love to add one more but I am unable to find. It was the woman who claimed that the NRA would have it's back broken in this election and no such thing as the third rail called gun control.
Michigan went Trump in large part because of the gun control issue. :rofl:
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Did I just hear a clip of a protestor saying "We don't think [Trump] is as bad as we think he is"? ::)
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AFAIC, every Hillary voter can go **** THEMSELVES, and hop on a bus, train or plane ASAP...Maybe Obamalamadingdong can gas up AF 1 yet again (because flying he and Moochie's favorite pizza chef to Paris for PIZZA) couldn't possibly be nearly as beneficial to national interest as deporting the myriad of sobbing Hollywood snowflakies who are so unhappy with soon to be PRESIDENT TRUMP.
Let THAT settle in your miniscule brains, Dummies, Hollywood and the rest of the riff raff. :-)
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I have said it before and I will say it again, you are deplorable! :cheersmate:
I'm proud of it, too! :-) :yahoo: :fuelfire: :cheersmate:
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I will have very little influence in the forming of her foreign policy unless I solicit an ambassadorship, something I am not inclined to do. My wife does not want to move, and though I would probably enjoy the pomp and the circle of colleagues
:rofl: :lmao: :rotf: The most hilarious post of the day so far!!!
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I would love to add one more but I am unable to find. It was the woman who claimed that the NRA would have it's back broken in this election and no such thing as the third rail called gun control.
I remember that, and did a search myself, but couldn't find her.
It was a woman primitive, and best as I can recall, she also ended up in the vault here.
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I remember that, and did a search myself, but couldn't find her.
It was a woman primitive, and best as I can recall, she also ended up in the vault here.
"flamin lib", whose DU-post is in the OP of this thread (http://conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,109558.0.html)?
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"flamin lib", whose DU-post is in the OP of this thread (http://conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,109558.0.html)?
flamin lib (7,823 posts)
Is this the year the NRA's back is broken?
The gun lobby, represented by the NRA, has spent an all time record of more than $20 million on ads to support Trump and attack Clinton. Fivethirtyeight.com gives Clinton an 82% chance of winning.
Of the ten Senate races that might tilt the Senate to Dem control the NRA has contributed $42,600 to 6 of them. Of those six only two Republicans are ahead in the polls. The remaining four races are so far gone that the NRA has pulled all spending.
I can't find enough data to predict the House but I can assure you that gun control will NOT be a factor in GOP wins.
This could be the year that the myth of gun rights as a third rail is exploded once and for all.
RIP NRA.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11041503
That's it! Perfect. Now I can add a few slides to show how effective the NRA was in 2016 elections.
Look at the states where gun ownership is part of the fabric of the landscape.
Look where Hillary lost.
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That's it! Perfect. Now I can add a few slides to show how effective the NRA was in 2016 elections.
Look at the states where gun ownership is part of the fabric of the landscape.
Look where Hillary lost.
I am guessing we are not allowing attachments at this time but I will add later.
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Fivethirtyeight.com gives Clinton an 82% chance of winning.
:lmao:
Going into election day, Huffington Post gave Hillary a 98.1% chance of winning, based on I Don't Know. The .1% makes it look all sciency and stuff.
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So much for the ambassadorship. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Not so. Marc is welcome to be the Ambassador to My Nutsack. Population: two.
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"flamin lib", whose DU-post is in the OP of this thread (http://conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,109558.0.html)?
Thanks for finding that; I looked, and couldn't.
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Attachment that I promised.
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Attachment that I promised.
Another.
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Another.
Last.
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That's it! Perfect. Now I can add a few slides to show how effective the NRA was in 2016 elections.
Look at the states where gun ownership is part of the fabric of the landscape.
Look where Hillary lost.
And one of those states would be my state of Pennsylvania. Not only did Trump do what they said couldn't be done, Republicans added to their majority in both the state senate and house. Our retarded governor Wolf (D) is basically all alone starting in January.
http://www.wfmz.com/news/power-sharing-between-governor-gop-enters-new-territory/154520545
US Sen Toomey managed to win against McGinty (D) who used to head up the state DEP. I'm no fan of Toomey since be started dating Sen Manchin from WV, who is in his own way in a world of hurt right now. But I didn't see much energy from our county GOP committee (I'm a member) for Toomey. He spent a ton of money not sure where he got it but doubt it was from Mr. Average Republican.
Meanwhile, Trump (I know I keep repeating this) has appointed two PA members of congress to his transition team. Both are from the NE PA Anthracite coal region.
During the primaries, Sanders ran radio ads promising free college tuition and it didn't help him. Hillary ran all kinds of negative radio ads and had her PACs do the same but very few radio ads from the Trump camp. Yet Trump won.
But to the subject at hand. If and when Skinner get her back up and running, history will be made and I'm sure the competition among the DUmmies to out-stupid each other will give us a lot of material for comment.
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I just want to see 'the DU' back up. I really want to see their grief . . . and gloat. :fuelfire: :evillaugh: :cheersmate:
This! :rofl:
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This! :rofl:
Just checked the DU "we apologize for the inconvenience" homepage. Lots of wonderful and yummy schadenfreude there. There is this funny one I had to carry forward:
Added 11/11/2016 9:00PM ET (seventh batch)
Response by bigtree
On Tuesday, roughly half of America declared war on their fellow Americans by sending a dangerously unstable demagogue, a obsessive compulsive megalomaniac, to lord over us in the White House.
The rest of us voted for Donald Trump.
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I thought the NRA ads were very compelling and well done.
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Going into election day, Huffington Post gave Hillary a 98.1% chance of winning, based on I Don't Know. The .1% makes it look all sciency and stuff.
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/42/423b352f609409992e2d2a318b17e17918c67e803f526c7ce0c6fa3477a480f0.jpg)
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http://conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,108606.msg1353929.html#msg1353929
DFW (20,823 posts)
4. I spoke with Russ Feingold for nearly 30 minutes last week
I am not from Wisconsin but my B I L is, and Russ and I have a particular issue we are working on. It presumes his return to the US senate, something he is relentlessly pursuing, and with your help, will achieve!
So Marc,how`s that working out for ya?
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Ohmigod.
How could we have ever forgotten the always-paranoid chronically whiny.....Cryano?
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http://conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,108606.msg1353929.html#msg1353929
So Marc,how`s that working out for ya?
I swear, Attila Marc the Hun is just like cousin nadin, minus her shortness.