DancingBear (28 posts) November 9, 2016 at 4:38 pm
Dear Mr Skinner
David Skinner
c/o Democratic Underground
Dear Mr. Skinner,
It has come to our attention that you were one of a group of several hopelessly delusional individuals who were responsible for the considerable damage done to the United States on November 8 of this year. While all the details have yet to be completely finalized we have been able to put together a pretty complete picture of the events, and can construct an accurate portrayal of what actually happened over the course of several months. The following is a synopsis of these events:
In the early part of the year there was considerable buzz about a certain individual – last name of Sanders. This individual, while professing loyalty to the group that you surround yourself with, decided he should make a concerted effort (in good faith, mind you) to show how certain shortcomings within said group could adversely affect them. Not surprisingly, this “reveal†was a concern(s) shared by hundreds of thousands of others. It created quite the political buzz, and when no one within your circle seemed to be able to adequately address them it was up to Mr. Sanders to try and do it on his own.
It seemed to most of us that this would be of benefit to all, but you seemed to think otherwise. Taking a political ax to Mr. Sanders (with a cadre of cohorts that were, quite frankly, not fit to shine his shoes) you proceeded to brand him (chose 4 of the following) kooky, naïve, hopelessly idealistic and detrimental to the Third Way. Despite these accolades – and a media blackout that would make Tiananmen Square look like Sesame Street – Mr. Sanders continued to preach a message that was resonating throughout the country. His visibility climbed, his message began to solidly grab hold, and suddenly it looked as if something may be happening here.
About this time, however, you and yours decided that this was not meant to be. It seems as if you and yours had decided that a woman named Hillary Clinton – a person so devoid of integrity and so hopelessly compromised by the bastards that got us into this mess – would be the one to try her luck with presidential ring toss. A bit of primitive [franksolich: sic] investigating turned up the fact that you, too, had the integrity of a bundle of shit left on the doorstep overnight, so this was not unexpected. What was somewhat unexpected, however, was the means you and yours would go to in order to ensure that one of the worst candidates for president ever foisted on the American people was gonna lead to the parade.
Led by the despicable Debbie Wasserman Schultz (or as you call her – “my good friendâ€) your so-called compatriots on the left were subjected to every type of dirty trick you all could come up with. I am sure you remember these types of tricks – they are what you usually throw against the wall against your “opponents†when nothing else works. Debates? We don’t need no stinkin’ debates. Wait – our message is not working? More debates please! Say, would you like to be a super-delegate? All you have to do is promise to vote for our gal regardless of what the mood of the electorate is – and you have to promise to do it BEFORE any votes are counted! What’s this you say about a platform committee? Well, since I am the DNC chair – and best buds with Hill – I’ll just make those decisions, thank you – for the good of the party, of course.
(Mr. Skinner, are you sad that you did not get to be a super-delegate? I would not worry – based upon you willingness to **** a donkey if that’s what it takes I am sure your time is coming.)
Over time you and yours were successfully able to marginalize Mr. Sanders and clear the path for the anointed one. Not surprisingly, those with whom you disagreed with were summarily branded as traitors and shown the door. Once this was done, the circle jerk was ready to sit with its hands over its ears and its collective head up its ass – otherwise known as the Hillary Crouch. Once in position, you were able to take to task those who refused to get anywhere near such a totally corrupt cretin as Hillary Clinton. They were racist, they were stupid, they were voting against their best interests, they were low I.Q. voters, they were working to destroy life as we know it. I believe in the crowd you run with this is known as “tolerance.â€
After doing everything possible to ensure that your make believe difference party had nominated the worst candidate possible, you then proceeded to showcase her in a brilliant campaign strategy entitled “I may suck, but he sucks worse.†Brilliant! How could that not work? Well, considering the options it was probably all you could do. I mean, playing to her strengths – lying, cheating, corruption, undeserved sense of entitlement, bought and paid for by Wall Street, personality of a dead bird, day of the dead laugh – yeah, that wouldn’t really work…
Of course, come Election Day you proceeded to break everything. Gee, what a surprise. I am sure your esteemed core of sycophants will rationalize it away as the dumbing down of America, but let’s be honest here. As dumb as many of the denizens of this country are – and we have no shortage of them – even they are too smart for the line of bullshit you rolled out. You put before us everything that this country has been spoon fed for the last 30 years and expected us to marvel at the new and improved taste. Well, guess what. Shit on a rose is still shit, and you weren’t even smart enough to bring the roses.
Based upon the aforementioned chronology of events, it seems as if you owe America more than you can ever repay. And no, an insipid thought or two from the insufferable Nance Greggs will not suffice. You have tried to kill us off, but we are a resilient bunch. We’ll be back, but hopelessly you won’t. We have no need anymore for the sanctimonious garbage you peddle. We can only hope you and the disgusting Third Way crowd dies a painful political death and never darkens our doors again. The damage you have caused will take decades to overcome.
**** you and the pants-suited horse you rode in on.
The damage you have caused will take decades to overcome.That's the hope I have. Thank you.
FACT: DUmmies lie, all the time. It would not surprise me to find that DUmmyland was never hacked by anyone on the outside, just a convenient way to shut down a theme park that no longer has a use.
had the integrity of a bundle of shit left on the doorstep overnight
Readers Digest version..."We wuz robbed and cheated :bawl:"
Welcome to the world of leftist rule.