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Title: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: Maverick1987 on November 08, 2016, 02:18:14 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028280614

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Tue Nov 8, 2016, 12:04 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (8,645 posts)

There are parties here in Tucson tonight, Dem. parties.

And I am going to about four of them.
So if I am not here tonight, I am to busy . PARTY!
And if I am, I may be drunk.

I think she misheard "Democratic parties" for "Dumpster parties"

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Title: Re: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: franksolich on November 08, 2016, 02:23:33 PM
Given Amber's track record for lying, I'm not buying it.
Title: Re: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: Big Dog on November 08, 2016, 02:27:00 PM
 She'll have $20 in her pocket, sore jaw muscles, and a stiff neck by the time the sun comes up tomorrow.
Title: Re: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 08, 2016, 02:34:15 PM
She'll have $20 in her pocket, sore jaw muscles, and a stiff neck by the time the sun comes up tomorrow.

But she'll have her USDA daily dosage of protein! :whistling: :bolt:
Title: Re: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: Big Dog on November 08, 2016, 02:36:27 PM
But she'll have her USDA daily dosage of protein! :whistling: :bolt:

Probably the healthiest thing she'll eat all day. Indian frybread is not known for its nutritional value.

ETA: High five!
Title: Re: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: 67 Rover on November 08, 2016, 02:52:39 PM
Party= LFR + therapy cat + Lifetime channel.  :lmao:
Title: Re: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: FunkyZero on November 08, 2016, 03:06:51 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028280614

I think she misheard "Democratic parties" for "Dumpster parties"

What's the difference?
Title: Re: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: Maverick1987 on November 08, 2016, 03:09:47 PM
What's the difference?

For LFR, about $20 / pop
Title: Re: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: Carl on November 08, 2016, 04:51:26 PM
A buck a suck so she will likely clear more tonight then the last month brought her.
Title: Re: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: Skul on November 08, 2016, 09:52:49 PM
I'm wondering what tune she's going to be playing on the ol' tube flute.
Title: Re: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: Maverick1987 on November 08, 2016, 10:16:53 PM
I'm wondering what tune she's going to be playing on the ol' tube flute.

She's blowing a D flat, probably on a TRUMPet
Title: Re: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: Traveshamockery on November 09, 2016, 12:16:36 AM
I've been relatively quiet for a little over two years and I come back to see how the DUmmies are handling the turn of events tonight and **shockingly** Amber is doing the exact same thing she was doing when I was last active here.  I guess she missed the memo that you're meant to move forward in life, improve your living situation, better yourself, etc., and all I see is that she's still obsessed with stupid fry bread. 

BTW - hi CC friends!
Title: Re: LFR secures four paid gigs on Election Day
Post by: Skul on November 09, 2016, 12:35:31 AM
She's blowing a D flat, probably on a TRUMPet
Bad Mav  :asssmack: bad :asssmack:  bad :asssmack:  bad :asssmack: 

I've decided that the title of this thread is in error.
It should read .... "LFR secures four páid gags on Erection Day".