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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on November 03, 2016, 06:55:09 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512579818
Thu Nov 3, 2016, 07:19 PM
Star Member PCIntern (16,306 posts)
BREAKING: PCIntern Dental Office Poll Results:
Methodology: subsequent to the administration of local anesthesia in a general dental office, respondents were asked a series of questions concerning their choice for President of the United States of America. The questions were the following:
"Whaddya think about the political situation?"
"Yeah? Whoya thinkin' of votin' for"
"Interesting. Any chance you'd change that vote?"
Results:
98% of Democrats stated that they were voting and would vote for Hillary Clinton
2% of Democrats stated that they were unsure as to whether they were voting or not.
Now is where it gets interesting:
50% of Republicans stated that they were not voting for Donald Trump
20% of Republicans stated that they were voting for him
30% of Republicans stated that they were voting for Hillary Clinton.
On edit: I have 9 staff: 7 voting Clinton, 2 Trump and those Trump voters are now mean and NASTY!!
Virtually no one stated that he or she might alter their stated preference.
All jokes aside these are the approximate percentages which I have deduced over the last two weeks.
Lunatic liar.
Don`t forget doc,the party you support wants Israel and conservative Jews annihilated.
Response to PCIntern (Original post)
Thu Nov 3, 2016, 07:23 PM
Dem2 (4,890 posts)
2. Seem like you live in a sane place
By DUmp loon standards.
Response to Dem2 (Reply #5)
Thu Nov 3, 2016, 07:35 PM
Star Member PCIntern (16,306 posts)
7. funny story:
I sent a woman to have a root canal done by a specialist near her home many years ago. She returned and said she was never going back there because he had Limbaugh on the radio and when he put the rubber dam over her tooth and she couldn't talk, he started all this RW craziness which made her nuts. She paid the bill, told him his chairside technique for relaxing the patient was the worst she'd ever seen and that she wouldn't come back for all the money in the world. He called me to apologize and I told him that foisting ones political ideology on the patient was an extremely bad idea.
That is unless you happen to be EXACTLY CORRECT ABOUT EVERYTHING as I am, and then it's OK. He didn't really get the joke.
Now you are just trying to hard.
Response to PCIntern (Original post)
Thu Nov 3, 2016, 07:34 PM
Buns_of_Fire (10,437 posts)
6. I always thought it would be fun, if I were a dentist,
to occasionally ask a patient, "Is it safe?" This is why my counselors suggested I opt for a career that didn't require customer contact.
(Think of the movie "Marathon Man"...)
In other words they knew you were insane.
This mutt needs a wallduding.
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I sent a woman to have a root canal done by a specialist near her home many years ago. She returned and said she was never going back there because he had Limbaugh on the radio and when he put the rubber dam over her tooth and she couldn't talk, he started all this RW craziness which made her nuts.
Dentists do NOT talk about anything controversial with a patient in the chair.
Zero bongs.
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Janitor in a building that houses dental offices. I've said that all along about DUmmy PCIntern.
As Frank is known for saying, all DUmmies lie, all the time.
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Gives a whole perspective on mind-numbing stupidity.
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Janitor in a building that houses dental offices. I've said that all along about DUmmy PCIntern.
As Frank is known for saying, all DUmmies lie, all the time.
I seem to recall someone here found out this particular dummie is actually a dentist.
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I seem to recall someone here found out this particular dummie is actually a dentist.
Perhaps so. And I recall that as well. Don't research those clowns as much as others do.
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On edit: I have 9 staff: 7 voting Clinton, 2 Trump and those Trump voters are now mean and NASTY!
I see; your employees know you are a rabid, lying leftist and you expect them to tell you what they really think? Yea, they know how a leftist reacts to differing opinion.
No bong for you
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Perhaps so. And I recall that as well. Don't research those clowns as much as others do.
comments 2681, 2682 (and a third one much later on, but I can't find it):
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.2675
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Without having to do any Math, ::) PCI is in his mid 60s and posts like a moronic high school freshman?! ::)
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Without having to do any Math, ::) PCI is in his mid 60s and posts like a moronic high school freshman?!
He's 63.
From what I see, it seems to me he's gone from an effervescent practical-joking chutzpah-unimpaired college student to an utterly conformist dull dry milquetoastesque senior citizen, which I think is a tragedy.
Unlike how many people turn out, he was better when young, as compared with how he is as old.
I hope to God that I don't evolve the same way. It makes me weep, to see people do this to themselves.
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He's 63.
From what I see, it seems to me he's gone from an effervescent practical-joking chutzpah-unimpaired college student to an utterly conformist dull dry milquetoastesque senior citizen, which I think is a tragedy.
Unlike how many people turn out, he was better when young, as compared with how he is as old.
I hope to God that I don't evolve the same way. It makes me weep, to see people do this to themselves.
Like I said, I didn't have to do any Math. His 1972 college picture plus 1972 being when I graduated from HS dialed it in for me. If he continues down his road of minimal humor, he could be almost TMN-Light - less bitter and more BOH-ring.