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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CollectivismMustDie on October 28, 2016, 03:14:25 AM

Title: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on October 28, 2016, 03:14:25 AM
First, I want to thank you all. Your tears and rage made what would have otherwise been a good day for me, a great day.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.  :yahoo:  :cheersmate:

Now, I want you (D)Ummies to start thinking about the rule of law. And how your favorite president has abused it. Time and time and time again. 8 years worth and then some. Think about it really hard. Next, I want you to think about your favorite candidate for president in this election. Everyone knows the clintons are corrupt. Everyone. Even MSNBC. What is more, none of you will deny it outside of your ideological safe space (skins island). No democrat denies it on any news show, no caller on any talk radio show, and generally nobody tries to make that argument publicly. Next, I want you to consider the treatment of your favorite candidate by the FBI, and the obvious politicization of the FBI. Again, nobody can deny it.

With those things in mind, think really hard about what might have been in any given jurors thoughts, if there was in fact jury nullification involved in the Bundy court case. If there was in fact jury nullification involved, I'd give strong odds that the jurors engaging in it, were just following the examples of YOUR FAVORITE POLITICIANS where the rule of law is concerned.

I'll say it again: If there was in fact jury nullification involved, I'd give strong odds that the jurors engaging in it, had your favorite politicians in mind while doing so.

You had no room to piss and moan about 'rule of law' before the Bundys, and you have half as much room to piss and moan about it now. The kicker though, is that the erosion of the rule of law is all on you. When Bungles the clown pissed all over the rule of law, you welcomed it Without Giving Any Thought To The Consequences. When he did it again, you cheered, WGATTTC. When Crooked Madam Stumpy cheated against bernie, you excused it WGATTTC. When she broke campaign laws, you accepted it WGATTTC. When both of them lied to the American people, you all accepted it WGATTTC.

The current state of "the rule of law" that so many of you are so upset about is all on you and the hoopleheads you prefer in office. Together with them, You built that , so OWN IT:

 :ownit:

But please, can you manage at least one more day of spittle flecking rage and angry tears? I want tomorrow to be as good a day as today was.


Yours truly,


CMD
Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: franksolich on October 28, 2016, 04:38:10 AM
Excellent.

You know, before I spring loose of this mortal coil, I hope to write a comprehensive piece describing all the principal characteristics of the primitives, a lengthy list hardly flattering to them.

One of those major characteristics is that the primitives think people, events, and decisions will have only the consequences they want them to have; they make no allowances for the unexpected or the unintended.
Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: Big Dog on October 28, 2016, 06:49:44 AM
High five.
Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: Karin on October 28, 2016, 07:13:01 AM
That was great, CMD.
Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on October 28, 2016, 09:54:24 AM
It's interesting that the same argument came up about the WikiLeaks business. A prominent republican argued that we shouldn't welcome the behavior of WikiLeaks as it could have a flip side to it. The stark difference between democrats and Republicans is when disasters and scandal happen, republicans are quick to expel the perpetrator of bad behavior, the Democrats nominate them for president

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Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: franksolich on October 28, 2016, 10:35:16 AM
It's interesting that the same argument came up about the WikiLeaks business. A prominent republican argued that we shouldn't welcome the behavior of WikiLeaks as it could have a flip side to it. The stark difference between democrats and Republicans is when disasters and scandal happen, republicans are quick to expel the perpetrator of bad behavior, the Democrats nominate them for president

And there's this:

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Julian Assange, who is not necessarily pro-Trump, has stated that if any controversial Trump material is found, it will be published. However, everything controversial they have has already been said by Trump himself, according to Assange.

http://www.mostdamagingwikileaks.com/
Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: USA4ME on October 28, 2016, 10:48:29 AM
Quote from:
A prominent republican argued that we shouldn't welcome the behavior of WikiLeaks as it could have a flip side to it.

That is Marco Rubio who is running here in Florida. He said it to distance himself from Trump,and he's got the Dem candidate on the ropes and doesn't want the distraction away from the issues, because the other guy is just a dunce. I'll vote for him as Senator, but should he run for prez again, even if he gets the nomination I won't vote for him. Too much of a R insider.

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Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 28, 2016, 02:24:50 PM
All completely true and 100% dead-on.

...and the (D)Ullards won't hear a word of it.

 :lalala: :lalala: :lalala:
Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 28, 2016, 02:27:07 PM
Excellent.

You know, before I spring loose of this mortal coil, I hope to write a comprehensive piece describing all the principal characteristics of the primitives, a lengthy list hardly flattering to them.

One of those major characteristics is that the primitives think people, events, and decisions will have only the consequences they want them to have; they make no allowances for the unexpected or the unintended.

What?!?!?  With their mighty Gender Studies degrees?
Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 28, 2016, 04:40:06 PM
I thought it was something helpful for the day after the election when they see we have President Trump:

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Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on October 29, 2016, 01:26:12 AM
(PSA, day 2)

Dear libs progladytes and all democrap idiots:


It has been another great day of tears and outrage. If y'all keep it up, I'm going to start bottling it for leaner times. Thanks again.

You just can not abide the fact that the Bundy folks were acquitted. If they had been treated as lightly as the occupoopers, you'd have aneurysms. None of them tried to take a gun from a cop, like your hero mike brown, but one of them was ambushed and killed anyway, and you and your BLM goons (both kinds) cheer. Today,  BLM protests the verdict, asks to borrow a flag from pro-bundy protesters, and then burns it. They're protesting because why again? Because of the white prvilege that kept LaVoy Finicum from being killed where a black person surely would have, right? I think all you asshats should gather up all your BLM buddies. Especially the ones that wanted drone strikes, the ones that openly want the government to go in and kill everyone next time. Offer free weed and fireass lean, they'll come. When everyone gets there, sit your asses down and discuss how the Afro-American Society (AAS) occupied Willard Straight Hall in armed protest, in 1969, and no black person was killed.  Then tell them how Eric Holder participated in an armed take over of an ROTC office in 1970...and no black person was killed.

You clowns complain about how much damage happened at Malheur, yet are silent about the far higher amount of damage caused by the occupoop movements. Your favored leaders welcomed occupoop and their occupation, talked to them, and even worked with them. Those same leaders condemned the protest at the refuge, because they disagreed with the message, just like you asshats.

If you think things are bad now, I've got news for you (D)Ummies: When the rule of law crumbles from the top down, all bets are off. If you think this is the end of the unintended consequences in that regard, you're in for a real shock. When you toss a rock like that one into the pool of fate and unintended consequences, you don't get to decide when where or how the ripples go or when where or how they stop. Not if you wish with all your heart and apply generous amounts of white light. Not if you retreat to your safe spaces. Not even if you furiously rub the horns of skittle shitting unicorns. This is just the beginning, unless the ship gets righted real soon. That is not a threat. It is the obvious logical progression of things that anyone with even a rudimentary grasp on world history and an understanding of how people behave when exposed to certain behaviors, can see.

It is a great and terrible storm, and you assholes and your revered leaders have steered the good ship America head on into it, cheering all the way. The consequences of doing so, whatever they may be, whatever they may lead to, is on your heads.

:ownit:


CMD

Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: jukin on October 29, 2016, 10:39:35 AM
CMD, what the DUmbasses fail to understand is:

1. The police protect them.
2. When we quit respecting the law, there will be no more leftists.
Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: Big Dog on October 29, 2016, 02:00:48 PM
If you think things are bad now, I've got news for you (D)Ummies: When the rule of law crumbles from the top down, all bets are off. If you think this is the end of the unintended consequences in that regard, you're in for a real shock. When you toss a rock like that one into the pool of fate and unintended consequences, you don't get to decide when where or how the ripples go or when where or how they stop. Not if you wish with all your heart and apply generous amounts of white light. Not if you retreat to your safe spaces. Not even if you furiously rub the horns of skittle shitting unicorns. This is just the beginning, unless the ship gets righted real soon. That is not a threat. It is the obvious logical progression of things that anyone with even a rudimentary grasp on world history and an understanding of how people behave when exposed to certain behaviors, can see.

It is a great and terrible storm, and you assholes and your revered leaders have steered the good ship America head on into it, cheering all the way. The consequences of doing so, whatever they may be, whatever they may lead to, is on your heads.

:ownit:


CMD

CAVE FVROREM PATIENTIS

Big Dog out.
Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: franksolich on October 29, 2016, 04:20:55 PM
.....When you toss a rock like that one into the pool of fate and unintended consequences, you don't get to decide when where or how the ripples go or when where or how they stop. Not if you wish with all your heart and apply generous amounts of white light. Not if you retreat to your safe spaces. Not even if you furiously rub the horns of skittle shitting unicorns. This is just the beginning, unless the ship gets righted real soon. That is not a threat. It is the obvious logical progression of things that anyone with even a rudimentary grasp on world history and an understanding of how people behave when exposed to certain behaviors, can see.

It is a great and terrible storm, and you assholes and your revered leaders have steered the good ship America head on into it, cheering all the way. The consequences of doing so, whatever they may be, whatever they may lead to, is on your heads.

The whole thing's good, but that is s-o-o-o-o-o-o good.  Awesome.
Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on October 30, 2016, 02:49:59 AM
The whole thing's good, but that is s-o-o-o-o-o-o good.  Awesome.

Thanks, Coach.



CMD
Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on October 30, 2016, 03:35:34 AM
(PSA, Epilogue)

Dear libs, progs and (D)Ummies,

It would appear that you're starting to get stingy with your tears and outrage. It is almost like something took the wind right out of your sails.

You aren't saving it for something special, are you?

My worries about a clinton presidency aren't what they were. If she wins, she has no mandate. No honeymoon. She will come in at day one, damaged goods. She may not even make it a whole term if she wins. No supreme court justices are going to get confirmed under her, and there wont be any gun control passed under her. In your heart of hearts, every last one of you progladytes reading this knows that what I'm saying here is true, regardless of what you say publicly over on skins island.

I'm sure you guys will enjoy that a great deal, if she wins.

I saw one of the the anti-trump ad that Stumpy Inc. put out, earlier. "Do you want your children to see the president of the united states...blah blah blah". This ad is the real world equivalent of a universally known snakeoil salesman complaining about someones spelling punctuation and grammar on the internet, and I just have to say: Please, keep running it. Trump appreciates the votes. Hillary should fire whichever mushbrain concocted that one. I am now convinced, that Donald Trump is going to win this election. Oh, it wasn't just the ad, it was everything else too. And theres more coming. Drip drip drip. And likely a *splash* coming soon too.

That leaves you guys in an interesting position.

On the one hand, even if she wins a lot of liberal/prog tears and rage will ensue. Nobody trusts her, and the bully pulpit will be reduced to the wimpy woman whisper no matter how shrill she gets. What a great victory for feminism, and a shining pillar of goodness for the first woman president. That is what you wanted, right?

On the other hand, if Trump wins (and I'm pretty sure that is what we're all in for) you guys are going to need those tears and that outrage like never before. Roll that around in your little heads for a minute. Fortunately, you wont have to plan how you'll react because it is a given. Everyone knows it. No one denies it.

Meanwhile, I think we cavers might have to start a betting pool:

If trump wins the election, which city will be the first to burn, and how long will it take for a clintonite/supporter to blame Trump?

Own it (D)Ummies, you know its true:

:ownit:


CMD

Title: Re: A PSA for the lurking (D)Ummies.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 30, 2016, 05:45:44 AM
Meanwhile, I think we cavers might have to start a betting pool:

If trump wins the election, which city will be the first to burn, and how long will it take for a clintonite/supporter to blame Trump?

I'm thinking a big city in a swing state--Charlotte or Philly.  Milliseconds.