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Title: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: BattleHymn on October 27, 2016, 08:19:51 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018901561

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Tobin S. (9,151 posts)

Some pics from the New Deal dinner in Richmond, Indiana tonight.

U.S. Senator from Indiana Joe Donnelly, Jen and me.

Just the text.  Row over for the pictures.   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: franksolich on October 27, 2016, 08:27:21 PM
<<<wonders what the Tobe was smoking before he went; it must've been good, real good.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 27, 2016, 08:30:46 PM
Does Tubbs wear anything but overalls?  I bet he cleaned them out food wise.

The senator looks like he is thinking: "Damn... I am just getting to old to go begging for votes from Jr. Samples and spouse."

Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: DLR Pyro on October 27, 2016, 08:32:54 PM
That good ol' boy cleans up real good and knows how to dress to impress.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: BattleHymn on October 27, 2016, 08:40:50 PM
That good ol' boy cleans up real good and knows how to dress to impress.

Judging from his size and wardrobe choice, he has mistaken "puttin' on the ritz" with "putting down the Ritz".
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: Big Dog on October 27, 2016, 08:56:03 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018901561

Just the text.  Row over for the pictures.   :popcorn:

Hee hee hee, haw haw haw.

(https://janamcg.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/heehaw-donkey.jpg)
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: BadCat on October 28, 2016, 07:18:34 AM
Well those two fat people aren't having sex, they are too big for the necessary parts to connect.  We should be relieved they cannot breed.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: SVPete on October 28, 2016, 08:01:00 AM
Does Tubbs wear anything but overalls?  I bet he cleaned them out food wise.

The senator looks like he is thinking: "Damn... I am just getting to old to go begging for votes from Jr. Samples and spouse."

 :rotf: & H-5!

Looks to me like "Junior" donned his dress black T-shirt.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: Carl on October 28, 2016, 08:05:19 AM
You have got to be kidding.  :mental:
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: USA4ME on October 28, 2016, 08:27:27 AM
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw.

(https://janamcg.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/heehaw-donkey.jpg)

Hee Haw wouldn't have him.

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Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: Karin on October 28, 2016, 08:29:40 AM
Isn't one of the roles of a wife to put a stop to that sort of thing before you leave the house? 
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: BadCat on October 28, 2016, 08:38:47 AM
Isn't one of the roles of a wife to put a stop to that sort of thing before you leave the house?

It is in my house. 
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 28, 2016, 08:43:28 AM
That good ol' boy cleans up real good and knows how to dress to impress.
Quite the dashing figure!
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: Bad Dog on October 28, 2016, 09:09:19 AM
I'll bet those pictures get top quality framing (Wallmart $2.99 deeelux) and handed down as part of Tubby's estate.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 28, 2016, 09:22:22 AM
Isn't one of the roles of a wife to put a stop to that sort of thing before you leave the house?

To her eye, he was high-steppin'
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: jukin on October 28, 2016, 11:01:28 AM
More chins Than a Chinese phone book.

Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: franksolich on October 28, 2016, 12:10:12 PM
More chins Than a Chinese phone book.

Well now, since he recently became a Buddhist, using some stupid mantra--"stupid" if someone of European derivation uses it, not so if someone of bona fide Asian derivation uses it--he needs to, in addition to shaving his head, discard his overalls in favor of a flowing orange robe.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: FunkyZero on October 28, 2016, 01:30:23 PM
Isn't one of the roles of a wife to put a stop to that sort of thing before you leave the house?

I think I've heard this several times in the past...

"I'm not going anywhere with you being dressed like that".

the only clothing I've ever bought were blue jeans, t-shirts and cowboy boots. Everything else was picked for me. It's really better that way.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: Big Dog on October 28, 2016, 01:34:18 PM
Well those two fat people aren't having sex, they are too big for the necessary parts to connect.  We should be relieved they cannot breed.

There are ways.... Don't ask me how I know this shit.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: landofconfusion80 on October 28, 2016, 02:09:41 PM
There are ways.... Don't ask me how I know this shit.
Whales and elephants somehow still exist.  Jaba the hut comes to mind as well

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Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 28, 2016, 03:01:14 PM
No offense, but wearing overalls just gives off such a hackney hick look.  And I grew up in Iowa, unofficial home of overalls.  However, I never visited an actual farm until I was in my 40's.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin dresses up to meet a US Senator
Post by: franksolich on October 28, 2016, 06:01:59 PM
No offense, but wearing overalls just gives off such a hackney hick look.  And I grew up in Iowa, unofficial home of overalls.  However, I never visited an actual farm until I was in my 40's.

Overalls on a real farmer, a son of the soil, dripping with perspiration and with dirt under his fingernails, is no offensive scene.  What is, is when farmer wannabes such as the Tobe wear them.

I still think he needs to ditch the overalls for a flowing orange robe, now that he's a "Buddhist."

<<<just had the image of an orange-robed Guatama Buddha sitting in the cab of a semi-truck.