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Title: Can You Name More?
Post by: USA4ME on October 10, 2016, 09:21:50 AM
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OK, let's try this again.

 
The topic is: "What do you trust more than Hillary?"

We have one that I'll include here:

Quote from:
Ptarmigan

I trust Bugs Bunny more.  :o

Now THAT is really saying something!!

Another one might be Rosie O'Donnell showing restraint at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: Skul on October 10, 2016, 09:47:53 AM
Unprotected sex with Miley Cyrus.
Breast milk from Bruce? Jenner.
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: Bad Dog on October 10, 2016, 10:06:50 AM
Protected sex with Miley Cyrus.
Mini tacos at a OS campaign event.

I wanted to get these in before you have to lock the thread.  Good luck!
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: Big Dog on October 10, 2016, 10:08:42 AM
Quote from: Skul on October 10, 2016, 09:47:53 AM
Breast milk from Bruce? Jenner.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: USA4ME on October 10, 2016, 10:10:33 AM
That prophylactic you kept in your wallet for four years in high school, ‘just in case’.

Anthony Weiner with a free data plan.

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Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: landofconfusion80 on October 10, 2016, 10:11:17 AM
A dozen eggs from big mo's farm

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Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: Carl on October 10, 2016, 10:13:22 AM
Gnads having an accurate news article.

Pittstain going on the wagon.
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: USA4ME on October 10, 2016, 10:49:55 AM
Obama saying, "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."

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Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: SVPete on October 10, 2016, 10:51:14 AM
Putin. He doesn't pretend he isn't a thug.
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: miskie on October 10, 2016, 12:37:49 PM
lets see -

Carrying a rabid weasel around in my pants.
CalPeg with a pen and a scrap of paper to write poems on.
Renting my home out on AirBnB.
Dressing in drag while SteveNumbers is nearby.
Eating dinner at La Lioness Pryanka's place.
Having Laser Haas represent me in a court of law.
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 10, 2016, 02:26:17 PM
Quote from: SVPete on October 10, 2016, 10:51:14 AM
Putin. He doesn't pretend he isn't a thug.

Yeah, this.
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: USA4ME on October 10, 2016, 02:28:05 PM
Having Jared from Subway put mayonnaise on your sub.

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Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: BattleHymn on October 10, 2016, 02:37:41 PM
Quote from: USA4ME on October 10, 2016, 02:28:05 PM
Having Jared from Subway put mayonnaise on your sub.

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Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: 67 Rover on October 10, 2016, 02:56:24 PM
Trusting ColesCountyDem to babysit anyone underage.
Trusting Steve numbers with any firewood that has knots or innocent animals including snakes.
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: diesel driver on October 10, 2016, 05:08:40 PM
Al Gore with a thermometer.
Greenpeace running a summer Arctic expedition.
Venezuelan toilet paper.
North Korean power grid.
Chinese clean air act.
Peaceful muslims.

 
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 10, 2016, 09:53:24 PM
Rabbits
Gyrfalcons
Golden Eagles
Ermines
Sea Gulls
Monkeys
Magpies
Ground Squirrels
Humans Brainwashed By Rabbits
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: Skul on October 11, 2016, 12:19:27 AM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 10, 2016, 09:53:24 PM
Rabbits
Gyrfalcons
Golden Eagles
Ermines
Sea Gulls
Monkeys
Magpies
Ground Squirrels
Humans Brainwashed By Rabbits

 :rotf: :lmao: :yahoo: :lol: :rofl:
:cheers2: :cheers1: :hi5:
:cheersmate: Yes!
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: diesel driver on October 11, 2016, 05:11:05 AM
Cosmetic surgery from Freddie Krueger.
Michael Myers as a summer camp counselor.
Dracula running a blood bank.
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: landofconfusion80 on October 11, 2016, 07:09:14 AM
Family planning from Kermit gosnell

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Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: USA4ME on October 11, 2016, 08:14:02 AM
Rachel Dolezal saying 'I identify as black'

A kiss from Judas Iscariot.

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Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: VelvetElvis on October 11, 2016, 08:47:53 AM
Diet advice from Michael Moore
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: Big Dog on October 11, 2016, 09:08:37 AM
An invitation to breakfast from Hannibal Lector.

Unprotected sex with Bill Clinton.

Mental health advice from any DUmmy.
Title: Re: Can You Name More?
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 11, 2016, 10:45:54 PM
Quote from: Skul on October 11, 2016, 12:19:27 AM
:rotf: :lmao: :yahoo: :lol: :rofl:
:cheers2: :cheers1: :hi5:
:cheersmate: Yes!

At least rabbits give you one thing, doom.