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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Karin on September 28, 2016, 07:03:43 AM
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I just thought this was funny.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028193963 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028193963)
Wed Sep 28, 2016, 02:02 AM
Star Member byronius (3,832 posts)
There will be, someday, a national holiday named for Barack Obama.
By the numbers alone, he's won the honor. By right of sheer civil service, he has earned that honor. He will be, at some point, revered far beyond the way he is at this moment. It's going to happen.
Because at that point we'll be better people, all of us. Inspiration will out. I can see it.
And in that not-so-far history (because things are moving faster) the Republican Party will play the villain. They've always, as a belief system in general, played the villain. But during this particular period, against the tremendous deeds of this amazing president -- they will be transformed by the light of future history into malignant, dark-souled toads, the algorithm of all that is greedy and weirdly sexual.
Because it's true.
:mental:
Response to byronius (Original post)
Wed Sep 28, 2016, 02:10 AM
Star Member madaboutharry (23,485 posts)
2. Obama Day.
I might just start celebrating it now.
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Wed Sep 28, 2016, 04:59 AM
aeroman (46 posts)
4. One Day
One Day it will be observed that Obama and Hillary saved the United States of America. One Day.
Oh get up off your knees and wipe your mouth, like with a cloth.
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:o I'm shattered! :o How can one parody or satirize :stoner: fantasies like those? Just of themselves they're monuments of delusion!
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:o I'm shattered! :o How can one parody or satirize :stoner: fantasies like those? Just of themselves they're monuments of delusion!
A while back, they were talking about putting him on the one dollar bill.
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A while back, they were talking about putting him on the one dollar bill.
He'd be perfect if the mint brought back the 1/2-penny - almost worthless and useless.
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Obama Day . . . They're celebrating Onan Day in that thread. :jerkit:
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Wed Sep 28, 2016, 02:02 AM
Star Member byronius (3,832 posts)
There will be, someday, a national holiday named for Barack Obama.
Black Friday?
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A while back, they were talking about putting him on the one dollar bill.
If the Fed put his picture on the ten-spot, Torchy the Stripper Witch could wipe her ass with them.
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Black Friday?
:cheersmate:
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I'd imagine an Obama Day would be akin to Guy Fawkes Night.
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#AllPresidentsMatter
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Star Member byronius (3,832 posts)
The Republican Party will play the villain. They've always, as a belief system in general, played the villain.
Yeah, democRAT's were pretty upset when the Republicans freed the slaves. :loser:
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Holiday? Why? We already have April 1st for guys like Obama.
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The worship they have for those they want as masters is revolting.
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I'd imagine an Obama Day would be akin to Guy Fawkes Night.
H-5! With effigies or fireworks and bonfires only?
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Wed Sep 28, 2016, 02:02 AM
Star Member byronius (3,832 posts)
There will be, someday, a national holiday named for Barack Obama.
By the numbers alone, he's won the honor. By right of sheer civil service, he has earned that honor. He will be, at some point, revered far beyond the way he is at this moment. It's going to happen.
Because at that point we'll be better people, all of us. Inspiration will out. I can see it.
And in that not-so-far history (because things are moving faster) the Republican Party will play the villain. They've always, as a belief system in general, played the villain. But during this particular period, against the tremendous deeds of this amazing president -- they will be transformed by the light of future history into malignant, dark-souled toads, the algorithm of all that is greedy and weirdly sexual.
Because it's true.
I fear that he may very well have a monument dedicated in his name, most likely it will be part of Israel turned into glass from an Iranian nuke lovingly given to him by this administration. :mad:
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'Piece of Shit Used Car Salesman Day'?
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Holiday? Why? We already have April 1st for guys like Obama.
April 15 too!
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Response to byronius (Original post)Wed Sep 28, 2016, 05:20 AM
Star Member progressoid (38,541 posts)
6. Nope.
Unless there is a dramatic shift in the opinions of US citizens, I don't see it happening.
It might become a state holiday in Illinois though. Like Ronald Reagan day in California.
Is there a Jimmy Carter national holiday? No, so Barry doesn't get one either because he's every bit as worthless as Jimmy.
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Oh my.
comment 3307:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3300
Special "bonus" too; the ugly pit.
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>snip<:
Oh get up off your knees and wipe your mouth, like with a cloth.
Blue perhaps? :whistling:
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It's Obama day every 3rd of the month!