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Title: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 20, 2016, 09:16:56 AM
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callous taoboy (3,962 posts)

My friend received a veiled threat over her Hillary sign:

I need someone to PM me to instruct me on how to post photos to DU. My friend had a Hillary sign up and was leaving for work yesterday only to find her sign had been torn off of the wire backing and a headless rabbit stuck on the wire, and the head of the rabbit was lying next to the torn up sign. Her husband is going to e-mail me the pictures so I can post them here.
My friend has put up two new Hillary signs, and they have installed a wildlife camera.

TIA
Callous


Dear DUmphouse Forum... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028175223)

Don't hold your breath, DUmmies: there will be no pics, because this didn't happen.

If there we pics, we'd see them. If there were cops, they'd have been called. Instead, a DUmmy makes up some bullshit and rushes off to DU to "report" it.

All in an effort to discredit Trump. Because DU likes him so much, you see.


Even so:

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Orrex (51,616 posts)
15. Absent further info, I'm tempted to say

<Cool Story Bro pic>

Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: Carl on September 20, 2016, 09:24:41 AM
Why a rabbit?
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: SVPete on September 20, 2016, 09:32:53 AM
Ptarmy???????

Seriously, I'd give this :bouncy: one clogged :stoner: . Too stupid and bizarre to even be a prank by a drunken teenager.

And any Trump supporter "redneck" enough to kill and butcher a rabbit isn't going to waste the meat on a prank like this.
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 20, 2016, 10:00:28 AM
Probably an owl did it but was scared off before it could finish eating. Next, the DUmmie will blame the bird shit on its car on Trump supporters.
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 20, 2016, 10:02:55 AM
Ptarmy???????

Seriously, I'd give this :bouncy: one clogged :stoner: . Too stupid and bizarre to even be a prank by a drunken teenager.

And any Trump supporter "redneck" enough to kill and butcher a rabbit isn't going to waste the meat on a prank like this.
My thoughts exactly!  Regarding Ptarmy.
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: 67 Rover on September 20, 2016, 10:06:37 AM
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callous taoboy (3,962 posts)

My friend received a veiled threat over her Hillary sign:

I need someone to PM me to instruct me on how to post photos to DU. My friend had a Hillary sign up and was leaving for work yesterday only to find her sign had been torn off of the wire backing and a headless rabbit stuck on the wire, and the head of the rabbit was lying next to the torn up sign. Her husband is going to e-mail me the pictures so I can post them here.
My friend has put up two new Hillary signs, and they have installed a wildlife camera.

TIA
Callous


Awww are you having a bad hare day?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: SVPete on September 20, 2016, 10:56:46 AM
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callous taoboy (3,962 posts)

My friend received a veiled threat over her Hillary sign:

The threat was "veiled"? Must've been a Muslim woman!
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: BattleHymn on September 20, 2016, 11:00:03 AM
Did the DUmp monkey stop to think that the rabbit may have been the aggressor??

Nooooo, you didn't, did you, DUmmie? 

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/733/212/9ce.jpg)
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 20, 2016, 11:00:59 AM
My thoughts exactly!  Regarding Ptarmy.

Yeah . . . Ptarmy had better be able to explain his whereabouts to the time in question. :confused:





 :tongue:
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 20, 2016, 12:02:57 PM
Why a rabbit?

(D)ipshit just watched Gangs of New York.
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: BattleHymn on September 20, 2016, 12:12:43 PM
Yeah . . . Ptarmy had better be able to explain his whereabouts to the time in question. :confused:

We're getting quite the reputation here.  We've got frank with his 1 3/8" adjustabke S-K wrench, and now Ptarmigan using rabbits as ammunition. 
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: Karin on September 20, 2016, 12:29:08 PM
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Response to callous taoboy (Reply #17)

Tue Sep 20, 2016, 11:48 AM

callous taoboy (3,964 posts)

18. BTW, I stopped showing my politics to the public in this bright red town
 
years ago when I got run off the road by a W supporter.

 :loser:
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: Big Dog on September 20, 2016, 04:56:00 PM
Did the DUmp monkey stop to think that the rabbit may have been the aggressor??

Nooooo, you didn't, did you, DUmmie? 

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/733/212/9ce.jpg)

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: USA4ME on September 20, 2016, 05:06:01 PM
Ah, Man!! They're gonna put up two more signs. That means two more dead, headless rabbits.

And a baseball bat for the wildlife camera.

This ALL could have been avoided if they had just not supported billary.

.
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 20, 2016, 05:22:07 PM
Ah, Man!! They're gonna put up two more signs. That means two more dead, headless rabbits.

And a baseball bat for the wildlife camera.

This ALL could have been avoided if they had just not supported billary.

.


     I don't get why the DUmmies are so in love with yard signs. Every four years, they assign special value to yard signs. I recall when one DUmmy swore Bush stole 2004 because he saw more Kerry signs than Bush. I do  know this: if I lived in Denver, I'd stick a new Trump sign in Stumpy Bob's lawn each day, just for the fun of it.

     You're welcome for all the Trump info you're about to get in the mail, Bob.
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 20, 2016, 05:28:04 PM

     I don't get why the DUmmies are so in love with yard signs. Every four years, they assign special value to yard signs. I recall when one DUmmy swore Bush stole 2004 because he saw more Kerry signs than Bush. I do  know this: if I lived in Denver, I'd stick a new Trump sign in Stumpy Bob's lawn each day, just for the fun of it.

     You're welcome for all the Trump info you're about to get in the mail, Bob.

Asthma attack!  H5!
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 20, 2016, 05:29:31 PM
Did the DUmp monkey stop to think that the rabbit may have been the aggressor??

Nooooo, you didn't, did you, DUmmie? 

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/733/212/9ce.jpg)

DUmmies being attacked by rabbits is not unprecedented:
(http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/357927/10438170/1296160537290/Jimmy+Carter+Rabbit+Boat+CloseUp.jpg?token=Ysu4Wq%2FvDTVW6w4QzuXoo1s3Jm4%3D)
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: catsmtrods on September 20, 2016, 05:50:12 PM
I think dummies may be rabbits? Parmy?
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: BattleHymn on September 20, 2016, 05:53:41 PM
DUmmies being attacked by rabbits is not unprecedented:
(http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/357927/10438170/1296160537290/Jimmy+Carter+Rabbit+Boat+CloseUp.jpg?token=Ysu4Wq%2FvDTVW6w4QzuXoo1s3Jm4%3D)


Ahhh!  Well played.   :cheersmate: :lmao:
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on September 20, 2016, 06:15:50 PM
The threat was "veiled"? Must've been a Muslim woman!

No way. That was Trump loving, tobacco juice spitting, tattooed redneck woman pretending to be muslim. muslims are peaceful dontchknow.
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on September 21, 2016, 06:22:04 AM
Probably an owl did it but was scared off before it could finish eating. Next, the DUmmie will blame the bird shit on its car on Trump supporters.
H5!
Those damn Trump- supporting redneck pigeons!
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 21, 2016, 09:47:01 AM
(D)ipshit just watched Gangs of New York.
Does Leonardo decapprio have an alibi?

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Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on September 21, 2016, 11:54:47 AM
Does Leonardo decapprio have an alibi?

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Leo's an ultra- liberal Hollywood celebrity who has made several unwatchable crockumentaries about global warming. Erego, in the eyes of ultra- liberals like the DUmmies, he is exempt from ever being suspected of anything bad.
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: FunkyZero on September 21, 2016, 08:35:02 PM
Probably an owl did it but was scared off before it could finish eating. Next, the DUmmie will blame the bird shit on its car on Trump supporters.

Rabbits are natures snacks.
We have had red fox starting to wander into our neighborhood the last 5-6 years... and we are no where near rural. We find rabbit fur and small pieces out in the yard from time to time as well. it's not at all uncommon.
To by surprise, we are also seeing a boom for red tailed hawk  here. I think it's due to the insane squirrel population.
The DUmmy is just too stupid to realize when he is asleep, predators are running around out there and they don't look anything like Trump... well, maybe just the hair.
Title: Re: Dead Bunny Bouncy (no pics, no cops...of course)
Post by: FunkyZero on September 21, 2016, 08:41:10 PM
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callous taoboy (3,966 posts)

.........

She did report it to the local paper and the editor is interested in running this in next week's edition.

......

I think we just figured out the motive for this bouncy