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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on September 19, 2016, 08:06:59 PM
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cilla4progress (5,048 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512426912
What are your plans if Trump wins?
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WhiteTara (17,935 posts)
1. I have renewed my passport and will put my house up for sale and leave.
What are yours?
No country wants you, you ****ing parasite.
PoindexterOglethorpe (245 posts)
3. Probably cash in every single one of my investments, since the stock market will dive. I'll live frugally on the cash, maybe invest overseas.
Maybe take up robbing banks. I'll either get some cash to supplement my savings, or if caught, will have room and board for a while.
:thatsright: :loser:
trof (48,235 posts)
12. I just sent the following email to my investment guru:
"Do you have an emergency response plan just in case Cheetos wins?"
::)
Star Member geek tragedy (64,262 posts)
6. Stop commenting about politics online, for fear of the NSA tracking it.
Stop identifying as an American, instead will identify as a New Yorker and future ex-pat.
Barack_America (27,689 posts)
18. Yup. There would certainly be a "Skinner TS me right ****ing now" post in my future.
Ugh. The whole prospect of the thing is so dismal.
Star Member Laffy Kat (3,386 posts)
7. Putting my house up for sale.
Learning Spanish right now. I'm outta here.
Johnny2X2X (1,770 posts)
13. Will leave
I work for a global company, I can apply for a job in Canada and they'll take care of my work Visa.
:loser:
Star Member VulgarPoet (2,735 posts)
24. Go to college, get high, Pay someone to properly shatter my kneecap so they can't do some ****-about call me back into the military out of medical retirement, get higher, expatriate to Ireland with a software engineering degree and a 60k euro job out the gate.
:lol:
Star Member greatauntoftriplets (158,920 posts)
35. Possibly move to Luxembourg.
I qualify for citizenship recovery under the current program, though I might have to give up US citizenship. I'd have to look into that aspect and decide if it's worth it.
Luxembourg... the Cleveland of Europe.
kennetha (2,894 posts)
39. join the underground resistance!
fight to restore the constitution and the rule of law!
I mean this is the Democratic UNDERGROUND. We'd have to earn the right to call ourselves that in Trump's America.
Star Member sinkingfeeling (31,823 posts)
41. Selling house, taking all my money and leaving. Will start as a tourist in Canada, Ireland, and Uruguay. Plan to roam the world and hopeful have money invested so I don't ever have to stay in any one place for over 6 months.
MrsKirkley (179 posts)
54. Blame those who didn't support Bernie Sanders.
Of course I'm voting for nominee Hillary Clinton, but I still think Bernie had a better chance of defeating Trump because of the Independent vote. I do know a Trump victory would be devastating for many years to come because it would result in a right leaning SCOTUS. Hillary Clinton must win!
underthematrix (2,917 posts)
58. well TRUMP isn't going to win but I'll respond to your Q first close all my social media accounts, cancel my cable, turn in my smart phones and get a landline, and transfer my money to a Black owned bank or federal credit union. If I had credit cards, which I don't I would cancel them. I would not make any discretionary purchases and when I did I would only buy from POC owned businesses. I would donate monthly to the Obama Foundation.
:o A black owned bank? WTF?
Star Member JustAnotherGen (22,253 posts)
66. Take my mom along on a visit to my husband's home country.
House - check
Money/Bank Accounts in country - check
Oh and I'm burning my house down before I go. I'll be damned if some white supremacist chick is going to move in there and plaster Hitler and Trump on the walls. Snort - like she'd know what to do with the pasta maker and juice machine.
Yeah - I'm kind of a snot like that - but they hate me - so they can't have my stuff I worked for.
What a joy you must be to live with...
Star Member Demsrule86 (6,409 posts)
84. Trump will not win.
I suggest you look at electoral college. Why post something like this? What is your point...No offense, but I am truly sick of these posts.
What the DUmpmonkiez will really do:
1. Keep living in their mom's basement
2. Keep eating Cheetos.
3. Fling poo at the internet.
4. Keep bitching on some loser forum.
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
You little shitstains are going nowhere. You have nothing to offer another country (Canada). You wouldn't survive for a month (Mexico) anywhere else.
How come you little cock lovers aren't falling all over yourselves to go to Europe?
What .............. problem? :bird: :bird: :bird: :bird: :bird: :bird:
Don't leave. Do Mother Gaia a favor and just ............ die.
https://youtu.be/edQNjJZFdLU
Soon. :bigbird:
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Star Member JustAnotherGen (22,253 posts)
66. Take my mom along on a visit to my husband's home country.
House - check
Money/Bank Accounts in country - check
Oh and I'm burning my house down before I go. I'll be damned if some white supremacist chick is going to move in there and plaster Hitler and Trump on the walls. Snort - like she'd know what to do with the pasta maker and juice machine.
Yeah - I'm kind of a snot like that - but they hate me - so they can't have my stuff I worked for.
A snot?!?!? No, you're retarded.
kennetha (2,894 posts)
39. join the underground resistance!
Guess what, little cock sniffer......
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31200000/Hogan-s-heroes-hogans-heroes-31293033-800-563.jpg)
It looks nothing like this.
fight to restore the constitution and the rule of law!
:o :rotf: :rotf: What do you subhumans know about any of that?
I mean this is the Democratic UNDERGROUND. We'd have to earn the right to call ourselves that in Trump's America.
I not only welcome it, I relish it. Over-ripe hippie f*cks. :bird: :bird:
Star Member VulgarPoet (2,735 posts)
24. Go to college, get high, Pay someone to properly shatter my kneecap so they can't do some ****-about call me back into the military out of medical retirement, get higher, expatriate to Ireland with a software engineering degree and a 60k euro job out the gate.
:rotf: :rotf: Oh, ..... and you're not doing this now, ..... why?
Because you're a laughable little shitbag?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZdmoICrwXxM/VK9WUS_S2VI/AAAAAAAAatc/IE1oNgnzPLI/s1600/survey-says.jpg)
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What are your plans if Trump wins?
Watch him make America great again!
:bwah:
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Watch him make America great again!
:bwah:
:-) :hi5:
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That would drive me to drink...
Champagne :)
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Oddly bold plans for a group that almost to a one claims to not have enough money to walk down the street on any given day.
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Odd. A few posts ago they were saying Hillary would stomp Trump's butt into the ground. :o
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What are your plans if Trump wins?
On the morning of November 9th the retards at the dump will all be demanding to know where are all the jobs that Trump promised them.
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kennetha (2,894 posts)
39. join the underground resistance!
fight to restore the constitution and the rule of law!
You're a few years too late for that, Kenneth.
(http://steelturman.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451bab869e2015435651eb6970c-800wi)
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underthematrix (2,917 posts)
58. well TRUMP isn't going to win but I'll respond to your Q first close all my social media accounts, cancel my cable, turn in my smart phones and get a landline, and transfer my money to a Black owned bank or federal credit union. If I had credit cards, which I don't I would cancel them. I would not make any discretionary purchases and when I did I would only buy from POC owned businesses. I would donate monthly to the Obama Foundation.
This has to qualify for the stupidest post of the day. Also racist.
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On the morning of November 9th the retards at the dump will all be demanding to know where are all the jobs that Trump promised them.
As if one of them would actually take a real job if offered. That would just screw up their Section 8 housing, food stamps, disability scam payments...
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On the morning of November 9th the retards at the dump will all be demanding to know where are all the jobs that Trump promised them.
Or, don't forget the homeless.
What's to be done about the homeless, who've been ignored the past eight years, and were ignored during the Clinton regime?
It's odd how the homeless happen.
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Or, don't forget the homeless.
What's to be done about the homeless, who've been ignored the past eight years, and were ignored during the Clinton regime?
It's odd how the homeless happen.
And unemployment, the national debt, understaffed/under funded military, racial issues...
Once Trump wins these issues will once again be in the news...and somehow be Trump's fault.
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Socialism is working out great in Venezuela with 15% of the populations getting Free Meals (from DUmpsters!).
Every DUmmie should be clamoring to get to their new DUmmie Homeland!
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:rotf: OMG, what pathetic wimps! :rotf:
Conservatives just kept on living through 8 years of William the Incompetent and 8 years of Barack the Malign Indolent. I hope not to go through 4 or 8 years of The SHREW & Timmy but if they are elected, my life will go on.
Star Member geek tragedy (64,262 posts)
6. Stop commenting about politics online, for fear of the NSA tracking it.
Barack_America (27,689 posts)
18. Yup. There would certainly be a "Skinner TS me right ****ing now" post in my future.
Ugh. The whole prospect of the thing is so dismal.
Go for it, dudes! Put Der Skinnermeister and DU out of business!
Star Member Laffy Kat (3,386 posts)
7. Putting my house up for sale.
Learning Spanish right now. I'm outta here.
:thatsright: Go for it! There's all sorts of paradises in Central and South America! Or maybe learn Portuguese and enjoy swimming on the beaches of Brazil. :thatsright:
Star Member JustAnotherGen (22,253 posts)
66. Take my mom along on a visit to my husband's home country.
House - check
Money/Bank Accounts in country - check
Oh and I'm burning my house down before I go. I'll be damned if some white supremacist chick is going to move in there and plaster Hitler and Trump on the walls. Snort - like she'd know what to do with the pasta maker and juice machine.
Yeah - I'm kind of a snot like that - but they hate me - so they can't have my stuff I worked for.
It would be far simpler were you to just jump into your planned conflagration.
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fight to restore the constitution and the rule of law!
Doublethink is goodthink. No rational person could actually be honest in claiming to support both 'Rule of law" and Hillary Clinton.
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Star Member JustAnotherGen (22,253 posts)
66. Take my mom along on a visit to my husband's home country.
House - check
Money/Bank Accounts in country - check
Oh and I'm burning my house down before I go. I'll be damned if some white supremacist chick is going to move in there and plaster Hitler and Trump on the walls. Snort - like she'd know what to do with the pasta maker and juice machine.
Yeah - I'm kind of a snot like that - but they hate me - so they can't have my stuff I worked for.
:bsmeter:
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I've passed the threshold of being more amused by the anguish of liberals than I am scared for the country.