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Title: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 18, 2016, 01:42:23 PM
http://www.discussionist.com/?com=view_post&forum=1015&pid=1013683
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Da Mannn (9,460 posts)

Wiki: Huma Abedin to be Clinton's Secretary of State
http://www.smobserved.com/story/2016/09/17/news/huma-abedin-to-be-clintons-secretary-of-state-say-wiki-leaked-emails/1969.html
--cutting out most of the post--this is presented for context.
this is the one I want to highlight....and they claim to be so much more intelligent that us Deplorables.
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FIZZster (826 posts)
1. Great experience

Would be great experience for Huma Abedin for her future run for President.
Would be nice for America to have a Muslim President. Long overdue. Though, still think we will get an Atheist President before a Muslim President.
:thatsright:  Low info voters always seem to stand on the Left
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: Carl on September 18, 2016, 02:33:56 PM
Huma will be a nothing after the beast loses.
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: Big Dog on September 18, 2016, 02:34:35 PM
No way. The Secretary of State travels too much. Felonia von Cankles couldn't leave her behind.

:rimshot:

Huma is already in the position where Felonia von Cankles wants her: First Lady... but it is unlikely she was Hillary's first lady. In fact, the Janet Reno-Janet Napolitano-Felonia von Cankles triple stacker tuna melt was probably not her first, either.

:rimshot:

Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: FaC on September 18, 2016, 03:35:35 PM
...
In fact, the Janet Reno-Janet Napolitano-Felonia von Cankles triple stacker tuna melt was probably not her first, either.
...

Arg - brain bleach STAT!!!

:puke:
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on September 18, 2016, 03:48:26 PM
We've already had 8 years of our first muslim president, a mere 7 years after muslims destroyed the twin towers.

I truly wish I could push a button and destroy all liberals in this country, and I truly wish the founders had awarded one electoral vote per congressional district. We'd never have a democrat elected again.

I'm going to re-watch "The Time Machine" and see if I can go back in time to change their minds.

Liberals disgust me.
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on September 18, 2016, 04:11:52 PM
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Would be great experience for Huma Abedin for her future run for President.

Yes. Huma choking on hillary hairs would be fun to listen to.
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: SVPete on September 18, 2016, 04:51:10 PM
Considering the revelations of the past year or two, I'm hoping she would soon start a 5 or 10 year career modeling orange jumpsuits in a location of the GrayBar Hotel.
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 18, 2016, 05:15:59 PM
Even if Cankles would win, no chance Huma could survive a nomination process.  From the Dems and not just the Republicans.  Bad, horrid optics.

Suppose a cushy White House role is more likely.
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: SVPete on September 18, 2016, 05:28:13 PM
Even if Cankles would win, no chance Huma could survive a nomination process.  From the Dems and not just the Republicans.  Bad, horrid optics.

Suppose a cushy White House role is more likely.

Wouldn't even need an office or a desk, :bolt: .
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 18, 2016, 05:54:43 PM
Well Huma certainly mirrors hillary's taste in men.   :whistling:
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: VelvetElvis on September 19, 2016, 05:01:36 PM
No way. The Secretary of State travels too much. Felonia von Cankles couldn't leave her behind.

:rimshot:

Huma is already in the position where Felonia von Cankles wants her: First Lady... but it is unlikely she was Hillary's first lady. In fact, the Janet Reno-Janet Napolitano-Felonia von Cankles triple stacker tuna melt was probably not her first, either.

:rimshot:
A question for my fellow Cavers:
What's the best way to clean puke off a monitor?
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 19, 2016, 05:30:01 PM
A question for my fellow Cavers:
What's the best way to clean puke off a monitor?

Napalm. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: Skul on September 19, 2016, 06:20:53 PM
A question for my fellow Cavers:
What's the best way to clean puke off a monitor?

Napalm is a bit harsh. I would  suggest a liberal application ka-booming putty.
Nest the monitor and cover. Quick disposal, little odor and a nice gut bump to boot.
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: tanstaafl on September 19, 2016, 06:21:05 PM
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In fact, the Janet Reno-Janet Napolitano-Felonia von Cankles triple stacker tuna melt

Good Gawd! Tht must be some OLD tuna.

Ewww. Yuck. Two clothespins, some vasoline under the nose and a military level gasmask worthy.
 
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: FlaGator on September 19, 2016, 06:42:25 PM
Huma and Hillary might be housed in the same prison if Trump wins and unties the hands of the Justice Department. On the bright side of things she has plenty of experience being Hillary's bitch so except for the pay, jail might not be all that different.
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 19, 2016, 07:46:55 PM
A question for my fellow Cavers:
What's the best way to clean puke off a monitor?

It is a total loss.  Unplug it and throw it at a dummie.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 20, 2016, 08:23:54 AM
In the carpet cleaning business, maybe.
Title: Re: Moron thinks Huma Abedin has a great future.
Post by: zeitgeist on September 20, 2016, 04:13:32 PM
Da Mannn (9,460 posts)

Wiki: Huma Abedin to be Clinton's Secretary of State
http://www.smobserved.com/story/2016/09/17/news/huma-abedin-to-be-clintons-secretary-of-state-say-wiki-leaked-emails/1969.html
--cutting out most of the post--this is presented for context.

Which leaves inquiring minds longing to know, has Humna, Humna, Humna had the Muslim canoe job?