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Title: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2016, 06:53:22 PM
http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/from-william-rivers-pitts-facebook-page-today-on-unfold-events/

Oh my.

Courtesy Manny's jackass message board, as I don't do facebook.

It's hard to believe the guy's forty-five years old, and still talks like this.

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Clarity of Signal    (1510 posts)    September 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm
 
From William Rivers Pitt's Facebook page today on unfolding events…..

https://www.facebook.com/william.r.pitt.1?fref=nf

William Rivers Pitt
 3 hrs ·

In the span of one week, the “news” media has gone from wall-to-wall Healthapalooza to wall-to-wall Birtherpalooza. These ****ing jack-shit low-rent lickspittle god damned ****ing stenographers should go out and get real jobs. Like drowning puppies in a same-day kill shelter. Shooting elephants and leaving the tusks. Something commensurate with their moral fiber.

**** these ****ing people in the crater that once housed their souls

By the way, after a mysterious absence lasting a day and a half, the big guy from Bellevue finally showed up again.

Because of his dementia, one assumes he just forgot where he was supposed to be.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 16, 2016, 06:55:33 PM
http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/from-william-rivers-pitts-facebook-page-today-on-unfold-events/

Oh my.

Courtesy Manny's jackass message board, as I don't do facebook.

It's hard to believe the guy's forty-five years old, and still talks like this.

By the way, after a mysterious absence lasting a day and a half, the big guy from Bellevue finally showed up again.

Because of his dementia, one assumes he just forgot where he was supposed to be.


Are there any girls' basketball camps in his area, Coach? :whistling:
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: FlaGator on September 16, 2016, 07:03:33 PM
Bank on it!
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: Carl on September 16, 2016, 07:19:11 PM
Drunken pedo lover seems upset.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 16, 2016, 07:26:22 PM
So they aren't journalists now?  Like yourself Pittstain?  24 business hours anyone?   :lmao:
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 16, 2016, 07:54:21 PM
Now this is why he will never ever be considered a proper writer. He tries to make up for his lackluster literary skills using profanity. What a sad miserable existence.

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Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: miskie on September 16, 2016, 07:56:58 PM
Now this is why he will never ever be considered a proper writer. He tries to make up for his lackluster literary skills using profanity. What a sad miserable existence.

But the swearing makes him 'down to earth' and 'just like the common man' , right ?
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 16, 2016, 07:58:23 PM
Profanity is the last refuge of the ignorant. I heard that somewhere once.  Fits pittstain like a glove.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2016, 07:59:57 PM
What a sad miserable existence.

That's what having a greasy skin condition--close up, he looks as if he's rubbed cooking oil all over himself; he glistens--and being boryborygmous, where one involuntarily flatulates all the time.

The guy's got some problems, and he doesn't make it any easier on himself by being an asshole.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 16, 2016, 08:05:41 PM
Profanity is the last refuge of ignorant. I heard that somewhere once.  Fits pittstain like a glove.
I've heard that too. Also, cursing is for people who have nothing better to say.  Seems like a common condition of those at that end of the political spectrum.

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Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: Skul on September 16, 2016, 08:46:57 PM
http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/from-william-rivers-pitts-facebook-page-today-on-unfold-events/

Oh my.

Courtesy Manny's jackass message board, as I don't do facebook.

It's hard to believe the guy's forty-five years old, and still talks like this.

By the way, after a mysterious absence lasting a day and a half, the big guy from Bellevue finally showed up again.

Because of his dementia, one assumes he just forgot where he was supposed to be.
..... or why.  :-)
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: SVPete on September 16, 2016, 11:51:39 PM
I think I can translate that bit of delightful Pitt-ese: "The MSM had Trump cornered on Birtherism, he lured them into seeing and hearing a bunch of endorsements, and then Trump Snoopy-danced out of their corner!"

I think that's about right, plus or minus an F-bomb or two.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: FunkyZero on September 17, 2016, 08:47:05 AM
I've heard that too. Also, cursing is for people who have nothing better to say.  Seems like a common condition of those at that end of the political spectrum.

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I really do wish that were the case.
I'm pretty famous for the filth that emanates from my mouth when I have a fit; smash my finger, get run off the road by an idiot, etc... , something I'm never proud of after the fact. It's rather embarrassing. Man I do try, but sometimes it just flies out. That's why this scene always hit home... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aNVN-911Tc


Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: SVPete on September 17, 2016, 09:20:38 AM
I really do wish that were the case.
I'm pretty famous for the filth that emanates from my mouth when I have a fit; smash my finger, get run off the road by an idiot, etc... , something I'm never proud of after the fact. It's rather embarrassing. Man I do try, but sometimes it just flies out. That's why this scene always hit home... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aNVN-911Tc

So ...... Trump has smashed all 10 of Pitt's fingers and run him off the road? Pitt doesn't seem to need things as significant as that to crank up his oral sewage generator; it seems to run continually, with no governor to regulate its flow.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 17, 2016, 10:21:49 AM
I really do wish that were the case.
I'm pretty famous for the filth that emanates from my mouth when I have a fit; smash my finger, get run off the road by an idiot, etc... , something I'm never proud of after the fact. It's rather embarrassing. Man I do try, but sometimes it just flies out. That's why this scene always hit home... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aNVN-911Tc
I'm a big fan of how Calvin Coolidge was. He spoke soft and when he did speak, it was worth listening to. Littering something precious like a voice with profanity is unfortunate.

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Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 10:39:13 AM
I'm a big fan of how Calvin Coolidge was. He spoke soft and when he did speak, it was worth listening to. Littering something precious like a voice with profanity is unfortunate.

Well yeah, that too; I totally agree.

Few things cheapen a person more than language as used by the Bostonian Drunkard.

But on the other hand, I'm human, and sometimes slip.  But fortunately in real life, I know Tudor and Elizabethan curse-words--and there were some appalling ones, back in the 1500s--and the exact ways those words were pronounced (teaching me to speak 16th-century English was a method of speech therapy used on me).

So I use those cuss-words (in real life) instead, and since they sound so unlike anything else most people have ever heard, they have no idea what I'm really saying.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: ChuckJ on September 17, 2016, 11:22:30 AM
Speaking of profanity, Reagan was able to get around it in a joke in an amusing way...

There was once upon a time that to be a republican in this area in this area of the country felt a little bit like being Gary Cooper in High Noon. Outnumbered in a big way.
But I remember the story about a fella who was running for office as a republican. And he was in a rural area that wasn’t known to be a republican area and he stopped by a farm to do some campaigning.
And when the farmer heard he was a republican his jaw dropped and he said wait right here while I go get Ma. She’s never seen a republican before. So he got her. And the candidate looked around for a podium from which to give his speech.
And the only thing he could find was a pile of that stuff that Bess Truman took 35 years trying to get Harry to call fertilizer. So, he got up on the mound and when they came back he gave his speech.
And at the end of it the farmer said that is the first time I’ve ever heard a republican speech. And the candidate said that’s the first time I’ve ever given a republican speech from a democratic platform.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: Big Dog on September 17, 2016, 12:02:47 PM
I've heard that too. Also, cursing is for people who have nothing better to say.  Seems like a common condition of those at that end of the political spectrum.

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I disagree with this generalization. I pride myself on being a profanely loquacious mother****er.

Poor, Poor, Pitiful Pitt is not in the same league. He is merely a bitter middle-aged drunk with the delusion that he is Lord Byron, exiled to Lake Geneva.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 17, 2016, 05:33:34 PM
I disagree with this generalization. I pride myself on being a profanely loquacious mother****er.


I have a potty mouth sometimes... ok most times... myself.  The key I think is how one uses it.  One swear word in a sentence might bring the reader/listener to understand the gravity of what the writer/speaker is trying to impart.  Cussing just to cuss is stupid and pittstain certainly qualifies.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: JakeStyle on September 17, 2016, 06:18:58 PM
Bank on it!

Once he is done scrapping us off his bootheel
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: Skul on September 17, 2016, 06:28:24 PM
Once he is done scrapping us off his bootheel
heh  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: Big Dog on September 17, 2016, 06:57:00 PM
I have a potty mouth sometimes... ok most times... myself.  The key I think is how one uses it.  One swear word in a sentence might bring the reader/listener to understand the gravity of what the writer/speaker is trying to impart.  Cussing just to cuss is stupid and pittstain certainly qualifies.

I agree on both counts.

I use profanity to great effect; not just for dramatic, but also for comedic communication. I am also pretty effective at using metaphor, euphemisms, and double entendre'; which may be the only reason the FCC hasn't bounced me off the air!

The Rindge Town Drunk has never had the wit to use the English language as a sword or a rubber chicken, and his writing has devolved since he moved in with Mama Raven and made $10 rye whiskey a food group.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 18, 2016, 07:29:04 AM
I disagree with this generalization. I pride myself on being a profanely loquacious mother****er.

Poor, Poor, Pitiful Pitt is not in the same league. He is merely a bitter middle-aged drunk with the delusion that he is Lord Byron, exiled to Lake Geneva.

America - f#%k yeah!

 :cheersmate:

Having been a trooper in a couple of armor battalions, I don't mind swearing like a trooper.  I also know when to put a lid on it when it's not appropriate.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: Big Dog on September 18, 2016, 07:45:59 AM
America - f#%k yeah!

 :cheersmate:

Having been a trooper in a couple of armor battalions, I don't mind swearing like a trooper.  I also know when to put a lid on it when it's not appropriate.

Exactly!
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 18, 2016, 07:52:45 AM
America - f#%k yeah!

 :cheersmate:

Having been a trooper in a couple of armor battalions, I don't mind swearing like a trooper.  I also know when to put a lid on it when it's not appropriate.

But, that's what differentiates our side--we know when it's appropriate.  Pittstain doesn't have anywhere near the proper mental and/or emotional filter to do this.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 18, 2016, 08:42:48 AM
But, that's what differentiates our side--we know when it's appropriate.  Pittstain doesn't have anywhere near the proper mental and/or emotional filter to do this.

He's the perfect example of what happens when an only child's mom can't get along with a partner on any long-term basis, and makes the kid her precious little winner who is never wrong.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: miskie on September 18, 2016, 09:36:38 AM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63FDZJod0gs[/youtube]
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: SVPete on September 18, 2016, 10:39:17 AM
I use profanity to great effect; not just for dramatic, but also for comedic communication. I am also pretty effective at using metaphor, euphemisms, and double entendre'; which may be the only reason the FCC hasn't bounced me off the air!

The Rindge Town Drunk has never had the wit to use the English language as a sword or a rubber chicken, and his writing has devolved since he moved in with Mama Raven and made $10 rye whiskey a food group.

America - f#%k yeah!

 :cheersmate:

Having been a trooper in a couple of armor battalions, I don't mind swearing like a trooper.  I also know when to put a lid on it when it's not appropriate.

Coarse language can be used for particular effect. It can be a careless "normal" for some. Pitt seems to be using it to smokescreen his paucity of thought and as a surrogate for eloquence.
Title: Re: the Bostonian Drunkard unleashes his potty mouth
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 18, 2016, 06:45:13 PM
Coarse language can be used for particular effect. It can be a careless "normal" for some. Pitt seems to be using it to smokescreen his paucity of thought and as a surrogate for eloquence.

He thinks it shows intensity and strength of feeling.  Which it can, in someone who rarely uses it.  In his case it's just another damn' rant on top of thousands of other wasted megabytes of rants that all, as the Bard said, are '...A tale told by an idiot, full of the sound and the fury, signifying nothing.'