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Title: I got a new book cover!
Post by: CC27 on September 15, 2016, 10:11:42 AM
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WillParkinson (16,535 posts)

I got a new book cover!


I love working from home, I really do. Going to the hotel was slowly killing me (after the whole accident thing, it got worse quickly). So now I'm a stay-at-home author. My cover artist sent me my new cover.

(http://i2.wp.com/parkerwilliamsauthor.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/OfLoveCorndogs-800x1200.jpg)

So now, I sit here with the dogs, typing away. Visit DU once in a while. Check out some websites for inspiration. Take a nap. All the fun things!

That you willpitt?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/113748372
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: Carl on September 15, 2016, 10:33:21 AM
Of Love and Corn Dogs?  :o  :rotf:
Probably means corn holing.


Coolest Ranger will be pissed.
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 15, 2016, 10:40:00 AM
Hey, WillParkinson
South Park did it first.
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/152102/what-a-grand-grand-penis
 :gay:
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: Big Dog on September 15, 2016, 10:44:24 AM
Butt****ery and corn dogs.

Damn.
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 15, 2016, 12:48:55 PM
Tres les Ghey.
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: Karin on September 15, 2016, 01:46:40 PM
I don't know what's going on here, but I'm just going to back out of the room slowly.
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: Carl on September 15, 2016, 02:36:00 PM
Interesting how their stories are ever changing.

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http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=73819.msg882048#msg882048
Star Member WillParkinson (15,224 posts)


I have (in my eyes) the world's greatest husband...
Paul skimped and saved and surprised me today with a digital copy of Guild Wars 2.

For reasons I can't discuss right now (sigh) I spend a lot of time at home and have been very bored. He thought this might pick me up. He shouldn't have (and I told him thus) but he loves me (and I don't know what I've done to deserve him).

There should be an award for that kind of love.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/113715135

Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: USA4ME on September 15, 2016, 03:26:43 PM
Twinkie romance novels.

Great.

 :banghead: :banghead:

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Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: Big Dog on September 15, 2016, 03:28:42 PM
Does a corndog count as a sex toy?
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 15, 2016, 03:58:30 PM
Does a corndog count as a sex toy?

In the Castro district of SF, it does . . . :whistling: :runaway:
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 15, 2016, 04:53:14 PM
Does a corndog count as a sex toy?

Can't be choosy when you are a dummie queer.  Got to take whatever is available.  Apparently it was an overcooked corndog for dummie Parker Williams. I guess hubby is slipping the sausage up some other guys hiney.

A quick google comes up with this:

http://parkerwilliamsauthor.com/wordpress/ (http://parkerwilliamsauthor.com/wordpress/)

Seems he wriites queer love stories.    :gay:

 :puke:

Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 15, 2016, 06:53:23 PM
I don't know what's going on here, but I'm just going to back out of the room slowly.

I don't think you have anything to worry about.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: BadCat on September 16, 2016, 07:23:26 AM
Hmmm...The MoonbatToEnglish Dictionary is required here...

"For reasons I can't discuss right now (sigh) I spend a lot of time at home and have been very bored. "

Translation: I have AIDS
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: 67 Rover on September 16, 2016, 09:47:54 AM
Hmmm...The MoonbatToEnglish Dictionary is required here...

"For reasons I can't discuss right now (sigh) I spend a lot of time at home and have been very bored. "

Translation: I have AIDS

And no Playstaion.
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 16, 2016, 04:44:50 PM
Hmmm...The MoonbatToEnglish Dictionary is required here...

"For reasons I can't discuss right now (sigh) I spend a lot of time at home and have been very bored. "

Translation: I have AIDS

 :lol: :lol:

That made me LOL!!!!  H5!
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: diesel driver on September 16, 2016, 05:34:52 PM
Can't be choosy when you are a dummie queer.  Got to take whatever is available.  Apparently it was an overcooked corndog for dummie Parker Williams. I guess hubby is slipping the sausage up some other guys hiney.

A quick google comes up with this:

http://parkerwilliamsauthor.com/wordpress/ (http://parkerwilliamsauthor.com/wordpress/)

Seems he wriites queer love stories.    :gay:

 :puke:

Corndog, still frozen...
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 16, 2016, 07:20:06 PM
Corndog, still frozen...

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Talk about a cold asshole.   :rotf:
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: miskie on September 16, 2016, 08:07:53 PM
What's the fork and knife for ?

Is that Haute Corndog Cuisine ? Pinkies extended ?
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: YupItsMe on September 16, 2016, 08:14:49 PM
Pardon me while I go puke.  Friggin' pillowbiters always got to brag about their sick lifestyle.
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: fatboy on September 17, 2016, 12:09:40 PM
Hmmm...The MoonbatToEnglish Dictionary is required here...

"For reasons I can't discuss right now (sigh) I spend a lot of time at home and have been very bored. "

Translation: I have AIDS

Or house arrest.
Title: Re: I got a new book cover!
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 17, 2016, 05:21:21 PM
Or house arrest.

The local gay bathhouse must have gotten busted.  Wait a second... I just reread the dummies post. He said "Going to the hotel was slowly killing me" and mentioned something about an accident.  So I guess he must have gotten busted... er accident... for being a gay whore.   :lmao: