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Title: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 12, 2016, 06:34:13 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028160523

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Mon Sep 12, 2016, 03:22 PM

Star Member Lyric (12,628 posts)

My GoFundMe campaign. No pressure. Help if you want to, or not if you don't. <3

Last edited Mon Sep 12, 2016, 06:18 PM - Edit history (1)
I understand that some of you despise GFM threads. I understand why. But please just use the exit link above and don't hit me with negative comments about it. I am a real person suffering a lot of pain and immobility right now, and I am having a lot of trouble finding resources to help me. Yes, I HAVE already contacted the local Center for Independent Living and they are working to get me discounts on materials and help with volunteer labor for accessibility renovations. But I still need to pay for a lot of these things myself, and they are expensive, even at a discounted price.

So for those who are interested and who might want to help--here we go.

There is now a VIDEO uploaded so I could talk to you all in person. Check it out on my campaign page!

https://www.gofundme.com/justfivedollars

I am disabled, thanks to spinal nerve root injuries and leg muscle damage from Cushing's Disease. I need to use my donated wheelchair to get around, and since my mobile home is not accessible, I am forced to spend nearly all of my time at home bedridden. It is a depressing and unhealthy way to exist.

I would like to make my home more accessible, to repair my donated powerchair and buy it a new, working battery, and to (hopefully, if my dreams come true) purchase a used wheelchair-accessible van to be able to get my heavy powerchair around. However, I have very little income.

I was thinking about how hard it is to ask people to donate larger amounts of money. But almost everybody could spare at least a fiver, right? And if I could get thousands of people to give me a simple five dollars, it would add up to enough to make a huge difference for me.

So that's what I am asking.

Can I please have five dollars? Or more or less, if that's what you choose to give. But five would be enough.

I intend to use it to get functional mobility equipment, get my home's entrances made accessible, and get an accessible van. Any money that I receive beyond those basic urgent needs (not likely, anyway) will go toward other accessibility expenses--renovating my bathtub with grab bars and a seat, getting my self-propelled wheelchair repaired and upgraded, and all the other expenses that go along with disability.

I will, of course, provide updates and photos as we hit each goal. I hope you will consider joining in. It's only five dollars to you, but it's the difference between being simply being alive and truly having a LIFE, to me.

If you can't help monetarily, then please, please, please help by sharing this link around to as many people as you can. The further it goes, the better chance that I will get enough to meet my goals. Sharing is a huge gift, all by itself.

Thanks so much in advance!

Not her first begathon.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=102823.msg1292905#msg1292905



No mention of being disabled.

Plus is a lazy carpet licker.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=41946.0
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 12, 2016, 06:53:39 PM
Sorry I can't help you. Government takes too much out of my paycheck for me to donate.

I will give you this:

(https://thehelplessdancer.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/two-hands.jpg)

And this:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4a/d3/c0/4ad3c0db496bff605afc6bd7888227b0.jpg)

And this:

(http://stk5f277gbe2lfag44edxpbf.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/obama-and-hillary-681x382.jpg)

Hope this helps!!!!
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 12, 2016, 07:28:26 PM
DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/FatAndy.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/FatAndy.jpg.html)

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

SHE’S A BIG ‘UN!

SO’S THE OTHER ONE!



comment 3286!

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/skinssisland.jpg) (http://s6.photobucket.com/user/dummiedestroyer/media/skinssisland.jpg.html)

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3275
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Gina on September 13, 2016, 06:23:41 AM
I just can't get over how many people beg for money now.  Every article I see about someone dying or having an illness they include a GoFundme page. 

I've grown very wary of any donation sites.  And btw, do we have any people here that beg for money or have in the past?

Maybe I should start begging for money for my surgery for my back?  Seems all the cool kids are doing it  :rant:  J/K-I wasn't raised to beg for money. My dad would beat my butt  :panic:   
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Karin on September 13, 2016, 07:02:26 AM
I_B_Perky, your generosity made me just bawl... :bawl:  just like Cryano. 

This woman has been begging non-stop since I joined CC.  She really is shameless. 

I'm feeling nauseous from looking at close-up photos of DUmmies.  Can I have some money?

Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Linda on September 13, 2016, 07:19:14 AM
One of the jobs my husband had after he retired from the military was installing handicap systems in peoples homes, schools, nursing homes etc.

And in 95% or so of those installations medicaid paid for them. He has installed ramps, bath tubs, a rail system through out the home with a lift attached to it to get the people from bed to wheel chair, to chair in living room or to the bath room.

If this dummie is on disability then all they have to do is request the equipment they want from their case worker and not beg for money on GFM.

Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 13, 2016, 07:40:30 AM
One of the jobs my husband had after he retired from the military was installing handicap systems in peoples homes, schools, nursing homes etc.

And in 95% or so of those installations medicaid paid for them. He has installed ramps, bath tubs, a rail system through out the home with a lift attached to it to get the people from bed to wheel chair, to chair in living room or to the bath room.

If this dummie is on disability then all they have to do is request the equipment they want from their case worker and not beg for money on GFM.
That's if you really think the money will go to that

Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 13, 2016, 02:34:36 PM
The scam didn`t take off so trying another pity party.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028162587

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Tue Sep 13, 2016, 03:16 PM

Star Member Lyric (12,635 posts)

Major update re: my spine issues
Got a call from my spine doctor earlier and she said that I need to go to the ED as soon as I can, because apparently they can do expedited MRI's and she is afraid that I am developing Cauda Equina Syndrome. That would lead to even more disability than I already have. Please pray hard for me, consider donating, and pass this link around? We really need support right now.

To tell you all the truth...I am scared out of my mind.

I will post a video update from the hospital later.

Link to my campaign:

https://www.gofundme.com/justfivedollars

Try pushing yourself away from the table once in a while.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: 67 Rover on September 13, 2016, 03:49:34 PM
The scam didn`t take off so trying another pity party.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028162587

Try pushing yourself away from the table once in a while.

Also get off your Equina a$$ and away from the WebMD website you parasite.  My word does every DUmmie have a corner on all of the rarest diseases?  :mad:
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: BattleHymn on September 13, 2016, 06:07:48 PM
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Can I please have five bucks? I intend to use it to get functional mobility equipment, get my home's entrances made accessible, and get an accessible van.


DUmmies should be judged by their intentions and not their results, right?  So by laying down the premise of what it intends to do with said funds, it's free and clear to change its mind later.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 13, 2016, 06:40:13 PM
I_B_Perky, your generosity made me just bawl... :bawl:  just like Cryano. 

This woman has been begging non-stop since I joined CC.  She really is shameless. 

I'm feeling nauseous from looking at close-up photos of DUmmies.  Can I have some money?

Maybe I should have sent this pic instead:

(https://c4.staticflickr.com/4/3602/3366720659_b746789dfd_b.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 13, 2016, 08:28:08 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028163249

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Tue Sep 13, 2016, 09:11 PM

Star Member Lyric (12,637 posts)

So either someone from DU thinks I am a fraud
(which is unlikely), or someone from.one of our many, many hate sites has decided to make me the most reccent victim of their stalking behavior. They reported my GoFundMe account as fraudulent and misleading, so GFM sent me an email basically saying, "Prove that you're innocent or we will shut down your account, and also we are freezing all your funds until you do". WTF!

Anyway, I sent them all the evidence that I could manage from here, considering that I am IN THE HOSPITAL at the moment, the ****ing cowards. I told them that they were welcome to stop by my house and have a look around to see that we are poor, living in a totally non-accessible trailer, and that yes, I DO need a wheelchair ramp, wider doorways, a shower chair and grab bars, and that my wheelchair and powerchair are in need of repair. I also gave them the name of my spine doctor--the one who sent me here today for emergency care.

I sincerely hope that this was someone from one of the "hate all DU'ers" sites, and not from an actual poster HERE. It would hurt me a lot to feel like someone thought I was just a liar, making things up. I would never do such a thing, never.

Anyway--if it was someone from one of the hate sites? SCREW YOU. I gave them my sworn pledge and PLENTY of evidence. Go straight back to the miserable, Trump-shit infested CAVE that you crawled out of. Yeah, you know what I mean.

There needs to be a great big middle finger emoji

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Response to Lyric (Original post)

Tue Sep 13, 2016, 09:24 PM

Star Member Rhythm (5,328 posts)
1. Assholes like that need to go back to hell from whence they spawned...

I cannot imagine ~anyone~ being such a walking bag of cruelty...

But then, there are actively-supporting Trumpensteins out there, so...

Why don`t you admit you are part of the scam?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: FunkyZero on September 13, 2016, 09:34:34 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028163249

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Why don`t you admit you are part of the scam?

hahaa.... it must have been one of her dump monkey buddies. Quite frankly, I'd love to see the numbers keep incrementing.  Let the idiots donate all their cash for that new computer automated bong water purifier
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 14, 2016, 02:15:51 AM

Say what?

Don't these fund-raising sites such as wish-a-dupe or gofundme already require documentation of a need, instead of just taking a person's word for it?

And I hope it's black-ink-on-white-paper documentation, not just photoshop-generated images of bills and checks and receipts such as done by the scammers during the Scam that Rocked the Internet eleven and a half years ago.  It's too easy to make up these things.

Aren't these sites concerned for their reputation, concerned that they might be used for less-than-honorable reasons?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 14, 2016, 03:51:53 AM


Say what?

Don't these fund-raising sites such as wish-a-dupe or gofundme already require documentation of a need, instead of just taking a person's word for it?

And I hope it's black-ink-on-white-paper documentation, not just photoshop-generated images of bills and checks and receipts such as done by the scammers during the Scam that Rocked the Internet eleven and a half years ago.  It's too easy to make up these things.

Aren't these sites concerned for their reputation, concerned that they might be used for less-than-honorable reasons?

They do have a published fraud policy and it is not what the DUmp beggar has said.

https://www.gofundme.com/contact?t=donation_page_report
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 14, 2016, 03:55:25 AM
Btw,her scam is still going strong at her begging link so it is likely that entire story was another lie.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 14, 2016, 08:18:41 AM
They do have a published fraud policy and it is not what the DUmp beggar has said.

https://www.gofundme.com/contact?t=donation_page_report

She made it all up, the allegation that someone here "reported" her, and so she had to go through a lot of time and trouble to get straight again with gofundme.

Yeah, sure she did.

In the first place, I doubt anyone from here "reported" her.  The name "franksolich" means something to decent and civilized people, and usually when a member wishes to do some mischief, he or she will confide in me, because I'm a great person in whom to confide.  No one from here at no time did so.

In the second place, probably she was just reminded by gofundme that having posted her plea, it was high time she gave them evidence her plea was (is) legitimate.

In the third place, even if she'd been reported, as usual it rebounded to her favor, because "I'm being persecuted by reich-wingers" tugs at the purse-strings of primitives, increasing the primitive donations.

In which case she'd have nothing to complain about.

She made it all up, so as to pull in more.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 14, 2016, 08:27:03 AM
She made it all up, the allegation that someone here "reported" her, and so she had to go through a lot of time and trouble to get straight again with gofundme.

Yeah, sure she did.

In the first place, I doubt anyone from here "reported" her.  The name "franksolich" means something to decent and civilized people, and usually when a member wishes to do some mischief, he or she will confide in me, because I'm a great person in whom to confide.  No one from here at no time did so.

In the second place, probably she was just reminded by gofundme that having posted her plea, it was high time she gave them evidence her plea was (is) legitimate.

In the third place, even if she'd been reported, as usual it rebounded to her favor, because "I'm being persecuted by reich-wingers" tugs at the purse-strings of primitives, increasing the primitive donations.

In which case she'd have nothing to complain about.

She made it all up, so as to pull in more.

There own guidelines state that personal disputes are not their concern but if there is actual fraud they will act so if anyone did report it then go fund me felt it was valid.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 14, 2016, 10:35:50 AM
I'm feeling nauseous from looking at close-up photos of DUmmies.  Can I have some money?

You know,  I'm not a Doctor, nor do I play one on TV, but this is a very real illness that I have experienced often.  Please, donate today.

Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Gina on September 14, 2016, 01:18:02 PM
She's had gastric bypass.  In dealing with pain, one of the best reliefs is losing weight.  I have noticed that the heavier I am the more pain I experience. 
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 14, 2016, 06:14:30 PM
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Tue Sep 13, 2016, 09:11 PM

Star Member Lyric (12,637 posts)

So either someone from DU thinks I am a fraud
(which is unlikely), or someone from.one of our many, many hate sites has decided to make me the most reccent victim of their stalking behavior. They reported my GoFundMe account as fraudulent and misleading, so GFM sent me an email basically saying, "Prove that you're innocent or we will shut down your account, and also we are freezing all your funds until you do". WTF!

Anyway, I sent them all the evidence that I could manage from here, considering that I am IN THE HOSPITAL at the moment, the ****ing cowards. I told them that they were welcome to stop by my house and have a look around to see that we are poor, living in a totally non-accessible trailer, and that yes, I DO need a wheelchair ramp, wider doorways, a shower chair and grab bars, and that my wheelchair and powerchair are in need of repair. I also gave them the name of my spine doctor--the one who sent me here today for emergency care.

I sincerely hope that this was someone from one of the "hate all DU'ers" sites, and not from an actual poster HERE. It would hurt me a lot to feel like someone thought I was just a liar, making things up. I would never do such a thing, never.

Anyway--if it was someone from one of the hate sites? SCREW YOU. I gave them my sworn pledge and PLENTY of evidence. Go straight back to the miserable, Trump-shit infested CAVE that you crawled out of. Yeah, you know what I mean.

There needs to be a great big middle finger emoji

I confess dummie. It was me.  I did it.  I told them you were related to Trump and had millions in the bank.   :-)
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Karin on September 15, 2016, 07:16:17 AM
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EDIT: First of all, a DU'er has found the culprits over at That Conservative Hate Site which involved "cave diving" if you know what I mean. I will not link it here, but it's not hard to find on your own, if you want to. So at least I know it was nobody here, and that means the world to me.

Then there's a video in which she looks hideous.  Tweezers.  Try some. 
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 15, 2016, 07:29:41 AM
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Response to Lyric (Original post)

Wed Sep 14, 2016, 10:27 AM

Star Member Rhythm (5,335 posts)
43. UPDATE: Lyric is home after a hellacious night at the ED

Because her spine specialist's office could not get an MRI appointment scheduled for any sooner than the end of the month -- and because the pain, peripheral numbness, and other issues have become steadily worse -- her doc told her to go to the ED at the university hospital yesterday afternoon, because they could expedite the imaging from there.

All the while spending the evening dealing with the unsympathetic ED staff, she was also dealing with a barrage of slander from the right-of-center spelunkers over at that 'site which shall not be named' (but y'all all know the one), who coordinated to have her GFM 'reported', and her motives questioned.

Video she shot from the ED is added to this post here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028163249

She just got home this morning at around 8:30am, and she and Ben immediately crashed.
Her spine doc is reviewing the imaging results, and will decide from here what the best course of treatment will be.

Funny how her begging accounts last donation is listed as 12 hours ago.  :whatever:

Suddenly she has a "fiance" too. :puke:

Torchy would be impressed.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2016, 07:36:33 AM
Not her first begathon.

Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

They made that goal, in fact exceeded it.

So where's the new home they were going to buy with the dough?

What happened?

Also, something keeps eluding me.  Who, or what, is "Ben"?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 15, 2016, 08:12:02 AM
Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

They made that goal, in fact exceeded it.

So where's the new home they were going to buy with the dough?

What happened?

Also, something keeps eluding me.  Who, or what, is "Ben"?

My guess is that previous begathon is what has caused one of her jealous comrades at the DUmp to report her.
Ben is new,in a post up thread her long time bush hog partner mentions a fiance.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2016, 11:48:17 AM
My guess is that previous begathon is what has caused one of her jealous comrades at the DUmp to report her.
Ben is new,in a post up thread her long time bush hog partner mentions a fiance.

Well, maybe that's why donations have slown down to a crawl.

Possible contributors checked out how the previous fund-raiser went, and see that she exceeded her goal there.....but no new house.  And so they probably figured she plans to spend this on something other than what she says she will, too.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2016, 12:02:16 PM
Ben is new,in a post up thread her long time bush hog partner mentions a fiance.

So now I'm curious.

I take it the rhythmatic primitive is her "husband" or "wife" or something, and this "Ben" character's one of those too.  A three-way deal.

It reminds me of that set-up the sniffing primitive who used only capital "L"s, never small ones, had with his original wife and then at the same time with the bicentennial boobs primitive.  We all know how well that worked out.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 15, 2016, 12:12:37 PM
So now I'm curious.

I take it the rhythmatic primitive is her "husband" or "wife" or something, and this "Ben" character's one of those too.  A three-way deal.

It reminds me of that set-up the sniffing primitive who used only capital "L"s, never small ones, had with his original wife and then at the same time with the bicentennial boobs primitive.  We all know how well that worked out.

I think the fiance angle is to make it seem normal.
The other bull dyke doesn`t let on that she has been her husband for years,
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2016, 12:18:17 PM
I think the fiance angle is to make it seem normal.
The other bull dyke doesn`t let on that she has been her husband for years,

Well, but if it's in fact kosher, if I were the rhythmatic primitive, I'd be worried.

This "Ben" character's a shiny new toy, and you know how gays are; no sense of loyalty.

I'm suspecting the lyrical primitive, the one begging, is already making plans to ease out the old.

Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 15, 2016, 12:21:34 PM
Well, but if it's in fact kosher, if I were the rhythmatic primitive, I'd be worried.

This "Ben" character's a shiny new toy, and you know how gays are; no sense of loyalty.

I'm suspecting the lyrical primitive, the one begging, is already making plans to ease out the old.

Maybe that is what the campaign is actually for.  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 15, 2016, 12:33:28 PM
New update thread with a CC shout-out:

 http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028166069   :lmao:

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Thu Sep 15, 2016, 12:11 PM
Star Member Lyric (12,642 posts)

Woohoo!!! My GoFundMe is unlocked! We are on again! AMA VIDEO UPDATE LATER!

I sent them tons of pictures of my trailer and the areas that need renovated, plus photos of my medical evidence and all my prescriptions. Then Midlodemocratic sent them a link to That Hate Site where they were gloating about hurting me with false accusations, and I JUST got an email back saying that they are releasing the hold on my account!!!

So now that I have proven to GFM that I really AM poor, sick, and disabled, I hope that is proof enough for any doubters or skeptics that might have been wavering about helping out.

https://www.gofundme.com/justfivedollars

Please share the link if you can, and help me celebrate kicking those CC assholes right in their hateful, Cheeto-coated teeth!!!

Edit: There WILL be a video update later. I am.thinking of starting a video blog to go along with my campaign. For tonight's blog--ask me questions here and I will answer them later there! Ask me anything you are curious about 

Shameless

Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 15, 2016, 12:48:56 PM
The account was never locked,it was accepting donations last night.
She is a liar.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: FlaGator on September 15, 2016, 01:14:02 PM
DUers "Lyric" and "Rhythm" those aliases are just to similar to be coincidence. Spinally disabled sock?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2016, 01:16:49 PM
Okay, so who here was gloating about hurting the primitive with false accusations?

That's not cool, so stop it.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2016, 01:26:34 PM
The account was never locked,it was accepting donations last night.
She is a liar.

I dunno the rules for posting an appeal on wish-a-dupe or gofundme or whatever, but I assume they all demand one submit some sort of proof that the need's legitimate.

If they didn't demand such proof, they'd be inundated with pleas from Andy Stephensons and Fat Ches and stewerts and somesuch other frauds and charlatans.

I'll bet that's what really happened here; the primitive posted her plea, and then after a while, gofundme sent her a message reminding her she hadn't yet submitted proof that her solicitation was for a genuine need.

Probably routine and standard policy, nothing new about it, nothing hinting something's not right.  Just an oversight.

But the primitive knows that alleging "reich-wing jerks" did something--even if as in this case, they didn't--gets the sympathy of the primitives, tugs at their purse-strings.

<<<wise to the stupid tricks of the primitives.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2016, 01:32:02 PM
This is the one that concerns me:

https://www.gofundme.com/lyricshome

The lyrical primitive raised all this dough; so where's her new home?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Karin on September 15, 2016, 02:20:59 PM
She certainly seems to have a lot of technology, video blogs and the like, with high speed internet access.  Doesn't that cost money?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 15, 2016, 02:23:32 PM
I dunno the rules for posting an appeal on wish-a-dupe or gofundme or whatever, but I assume they all demand one submit some sort of proof that the need's legitimate.

If they didn't demand such proof, they'd be inundated with pleas from Andy Stephensons and Fat Ches and stewerts and somesuch other frauds and charlatans.

I'll bet that's what really happened here; the primitive posted her plea, and then after a while, gofundme sent her a message reminding her she hadn't yet submitted proof that her solicitation was for a genuine need.

Probably routine and standard policy, nothing new about it, nothing hinting something's not right.  Just an oversight.

But the primitive knows that alleging "reich-wing jerks" did something--even if as in this case, they didn't--gets the sympathy of the primitives, tugs at their purse-strings.

<<<wise to the stupid tricks of the primitives.

http://gizmodo.com/gofundme-is-a-great-way-to-scam-people-1681401839

They are pretty lax until one complains but they claim they only act if the info is valid.
As I have said,there is no evidence of her campaign ever being frozen,the donation times are listed.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 15, 2016, 03:27:36 PM
Well, but if it's in fact kosher, if I were the rhythmatic primitive, I'd be worried.

This "Ben" character's a shiny new toy, and you know how gays are; no sense of loyalty.

I'm suspecting the lyrical primitive, the one begging, is already making plans to ease out the old.

I don't know about that, Ben has been around as her (Lyric's) "fiance" for at least several years. More on that later, but I see crazy Mo has just given fifty dollars to the scammers.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2016, 03:39:10 PM
I don't know about that, Ben has been around as her (Lyric's) "fiance" for at least several years. More on that later, but I see crazy Mo has just given fifty dollars to the scammers.

The lyrical primitive and the rhythmatic primitive are new to me; I'd never paid attention to them before.

<<<usually pays attention to primitives only when smells a rat.

(Primitives who don't want to be noticed should perhaps remember that.)
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2016, 03:42:19 PM
.....but I see crazy Mo has just given fifty dollars to the scammers.

And I have no doubt Big Mo was inspired to be magnanimous simply because "reich-wingers" are "picking on" the lyrical primitive.  Otherwise she wouldn't have bothered.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: 67 Rover on September 15, 2016, 03:45:48 PM
She certainly seems to have a lot of technology, video blogs and the like, with high speed internet access.  Doesn't that cost money?

Funny, I automatically assumed we were paying for it.  :mad:
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2016, 03:50:14 PM
DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!


(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/FatAndy.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/FatAndy.jpg.html)

Oh my!

They’re big!

They’re all big!

Enormous!

comment 3270!

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3275

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Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 15, 2016, 03:53:29 PM
I don't know about that, Ben has been around as her (Lyric's) "fiance" for at least several years. More on that later, but I see crazy Mo has just given fifty dollars to the scammers.

I remember a sob story from Lyric many years ago about her and Rhythm but missed anything about Ben.
I searched but didn`t find it although there was a picture thread from DUmp II.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9822905

Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2016, 04:56:58 PM
I remember a sob story from Lyric many years ago about her and Rhythm but missed anything about Ben.

I just noticed something.

The lyrical primitive has the same affliction as the LynneSin primitive did, back when the LynneSin primitive was fat.

I wish I could find the medical, or scientific term for that, where there's a bump looking like one's got an orange or an apple inside the chin.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 15, 2016, 07:16:50 PM
I just noticed something.

The lyrical primitive has the same affliction as the LynneSin primitive did, back when the LynneSin primitive was fat.

I wish I could find the medical, or scientific term for that, where there's a bump looking like one's got an orange or an apple inside the chin.

They apparently do.   Submandibular Gland cancer:

http://www.everydayhealth.com/oral-head-and-neck-cancer/salivary-gland-cancer.aspx (http://www.everydayhealth.com/oral-head-and-neck-cancer/salivary-gland-cancer.aspx)

From the article:
Quote
Submandibular gland cancer causes a lump on one side of the neck under the jaw.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2016, 08:24:40 PM
Okay, the lyrical primitive can stop whining, and start thanking us instead.

She's thus far gotten $110 in new donations that she otherwise wouldn't have gotten if she hadn't played this game of how we evil people are picking on her.  We haven't been picking on her, but I guess that's the impression one might get, if one's looking at things superficially.

Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 15, 2016, 08:49:16 PM
I just noticed something.

The lyrical primitive has the same affliction as the LynneSin primitive did, back when the LynneSin primitive was fat.

I wish I could find the medical, or scientific term for that, where there's a bump looking like one's got an orange or an apple inside the chin.

Uglititis ad animam
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: SVPete on September 15, 2016, 09:41:07 PM
Okay, so who here was gloating about hurting the primitive with false accusations?

That's not cool, so stop it.

...
But the primitive knows that alleging "reich-wing jerks" did something--even if as in this case, they didn't--gets the sympathy of the primitives, tugs at their purse-strings.

<<<wise to the stupid tricks of the primitives.

IBP "confessed" in post #20 above - clearly satire, though. Whichever DU-member is begging and blaming knows that, not only are we DU's "favorite" bete noir, but knows that the chances of a DU-member fact-checking her claim are Slim and None (Slim left town, and None is secluded in a convent).
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: FlaGator on September 15, 2016, 09:46:18 PM
She certainly seems to have a lot of technology, video blogs and the like, with high speed internet access.  Doesn't that cost money?

obama-fi
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2016, 01:41:49 AM
IBP "confessed" in post #20 above - clearly satire, though. Whichever DU-member is begging and blaming knows that, not only are we DU's "favorite" bete noir, but knows that the chances of a DU-member fact-checking her claim are Slim and None (Slim left town, and None is secluded in a convent).

Of course I_B_Perky was joking.

I'm not finding any evidence--and I've been looking, hard, because I take the reputation of the DUmpster and conservativecave seriously--that any member from here contacted gofundme regarding this plea.

Now, as to the last part of your comment, sir, you forget that the primitives are much more expert in the dispensation of social services and other freebies than we are.  And I suspect if the primitives are slow to donate, it's because they already know their lyrical pal can get all those things she wants, for free.

One member here mentioned her husband used to do this sort of work--install things to make life easier for crippled people--in which cases some social services agency or Medicare or Medicaid paid for it, not the beneficiary.

And around here, halfway across the country from this member, I'm aware of many people who actually make a living doing this, putting in things so as to make them more usable or accessible for those hindered by handicaps.  And they're paid by a third party, not the beneficiary.

I dunno what's all involved in this, but since it's social services and it's freebies, one can be damned sure the primitives know all about it.

And I remain bothered, really bothered, that the lyrical primitive has yet to explain what happened to all the money that was donated to help her buy a house, but obviously wasn't used for that.  What then did she use it for?  Those who donated the cash have a right to know.

Since she's a primitive, one has to assume the worst; that's par for the course.  I'm thinking--until she says otherwise--that she spent all $2500+ on dope.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2016, 03:31:45 AM
Suddenly she has a "fiance" too. :puke:

Man, I've been wrong, so wrong, about all this.

But keep in mind the lyrical primitive and the rhythmatic primitive are new to me; I may have seen them before, but didn't pay attention.

So.....apparently this isn't the same thing as Big Bertha's set-up with her "husband."

The lyrical primitive and "Ben" are a duosexual pair, and the rhythmatic primitive is just a friend of theirs.

Am I right so far?

<<<has a feeling it was "Ben" who smoked away the $2500+ donated so the lyrical primitive could buy a house--but of course she couldn't after he smoked it all away.

<<<wouldn't trust "Ben" with a broken shoe-lace.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 16, 2016, 06:24:09 AM
Man, I've been wrong, so wrong, about all this.

But keep in mind the lyrical primitive and the rhythmatic primitive are new to me; I may have seen them before, but didn't pay attention.

So.....apparently this isn't the same thing as Big Bertha's set-up with her "husband."

The lyrical primitive and "Ben" are a duosexual pair, and the rhythmatic primitive is just a friend of theirs.

Am I right so far?

<<<has a feeling it was "Ben" who smoked away the $2500+ donated so the lyrical primitive could buy a house--but of course she couldn't after he smoked it all away.

<<<wouldn't trust "Ben" with a broken shoe-lace.

Given I was not aware of Ben in this revolting trio and with the obvious reality from the photographic evidence he would seem to be along for the ride as a moocher of some sort.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: jtyangel on September 17, 2016, 02:36:13 AM
Anyone ever watch the sopranos. Alsmost every dump inhabitant reminds me of Tony sopranos sister janice...
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 05:06:42 AM
Given I was not aware of Ben in this revolting trio and with the obvious reality from the photographic evidence he would seem to be along for the ride as a moocher of some sort.

"Ben" may be part of the problem here.

Something's going on, as the fund-raiser's been stuck at $1,140 ($10,000's the goal) for the longest time now; usually when a primitive whines and lies that "the reich-wingers are after me!" it spurs donations, not discourages them.

I don't think the primitives are paying attention to us at all.  Not the least.

It occurs to me that the primitives might, or might not, be thinking, "hey, this 'Ben' character; he's a big strong healthy guy--so how come he's not donning a carpenter's holster and picking up a hammer and nails, building these things so as to make life more comfortable for his chick?"

Or it could be that the 0bamaconomy has worked out so well, making everybody so affluent and carefree, that people have grown calloused and insensitive to those who have less.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 17, 2016, 05:30:46 AM
"Ben" may be part of the problem here.

Something's going on, as the fund-raiser's been stuck at $1,140 ($10,000's the goal) for the longest time now; usually when a primitive whines and lies that "the reich-wingers are after me!" it spurs donations, not discourages them.

I don't think the primitives are paying attention to us at all.  Not the least.

It occurs to me that the primitives might, or might not, be thinking, "hey, this 'Ben' character; he's a big strong healthy guy--so how come he's not donning a carpenter's holster and picking up a hammer and nails, building these things so as to make life more comfortable for his chick?"

Or it could be that the 0bamaconomy has worked out so well, making everybody so affluent and carefree, that people have grown calloused and insensitive to those who have less.
Or the average primitive would pick the pocket of a person dying on the sidewalk.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 06:27:42 AM
It’s just too much of a coincidence here.

Yesterday morning, Friday morning, I had to summon the county sheriff, as for the first time since I’ve lived in this county beginning fifteen years ago, I got stolen from.

Many have considered franksolich a sitting duck for such things, given that I don’t lock doors and windows and automobiles—in fact, it’s been more than a decade since I’ve seen certain keys—and allow primitives, usually old hippies, to freely wander around this place.

It looks careless, but it’s not.  Anything of real value that franksolich owns, is locked up in a secured storage unit in town, or in a large safe-deposit box at the local bank, or in the waist-high really heavy 1880s safe kept by the business partner at his place.

What’s out here wouldn’t bring a hundred bucks from a garage sale, and that’s the way I like it.  I like being able to live where I don’t have to worry about things; where I can just get up and leave any time I wish to.  If natural disaster or civil insurrection were to happen, for example, all I’d have to do is collect the three orange cats, Ellie, Russ, and Rusty, toss them into the car and take off.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

So anyway, the sheriff pulled up, sirens blaring and red-and-blue lights blinking, revolver pulled, about 4:00 a.m.

Before getting an inventory of what was missing, he inquired if I had any idea who might’ve done it.  “Like, have you had any strange visitors here the past twenty-four hours?”

Yeah, I said, reminding him that the weather, although wet, has been good enough that people are still camping here, hoping to savor the experience for as long as possible.  Although the daily Noahian deluge usually drives them from the riverside up here to the house.

“The most recent ones—who, yes, came into the house—were a guy and two heavy-set women, all of them looking to be in their forties.  They gave me all the pertinent information about themselves, but being deaf, all I caught was that the guy’s name was ‘Ben,’ and I could tell from their motor vehicle with the old KERRY/EDWARDS bumper sticker that they were from West Virginia.

“They got my okay, and set up a tent down by the river.

“I didn’t think much of it, because people from West Virginia have always struck me as honest, hard-working, salt-of-the-earth types, decent and civilized people…..especially when compared with primitives and Lamond’s brothers living in the big blue cities back east.

“But in hindsight, I guess maybe I should’ve paid more attention.”

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

The sheriff and I walked around the place, as I itemized what was missing, beginning with an old Mason canning jar on the coffee-table in the living room—the first sign I’d gotten something was amiss—full of metal pocket-change.

“They were real idiots,” I pointed out, “taking the worthless stuff and leaving the valuable things.  The jar had about twenty-five, thirty, bucks of change in it, and at the same time they left the autographed and framed photograph of the late Clare Boothe Luce unmolested.”

My wallet was still on the dining room table, but the three bucks that had been in it were missing.  I don’t put my plastic cards in my wallet or other papers of importance; just my standard identification and usually something about five bucks in cash, in case I happen to drive by a farmers’ market and want to pick up some things.

“It’s odd they’d take your three bucks, but not your identification,” the sheriff commented.

“Oh, you know how that is,” I replied.  “Everybody knows who franksolich is, so nobody’s going to get by trying to use my identification.”

We went into the kitchen, where the most grievous thefts had occurred.  “I was stockpiling for winter—although it looks now as if winter’s going to be some time in coming yet—and there were six what were once three-pound cans of coffee; those are gone.  But at least they left the pallet of big bags of dried cat food, and another pallet of big bags of cat-litter, alone.

“There's other groceries missing, but obviously they weren't the brightest thieves around.”

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

The sheriff of course knows that sometimes I keep substantial amounts of paper currency, for purposes of which he’s aware and thus need no explanation here, and told me to check that out.  I opened the freezer of the refrigerator, and pulled out a box of frozen fish-sticks, destined never to be eaten. 

I inspected the contents, counting $1803.  “All here,” I said.

Then we went into the bathroom, finding all that was missing, was a bottle of Percodan or Percocet—I forget what it was exactly.  “It was an old prescription,” I said, “from about 2003 or 2004, thirty pills of which there were still twenty-eight.  I had them, but didn’t use them lest they send me down that slippery slope into primitivity.”

We went into the bedroom, where I immediately noticed something was missing from the top of the dresser; a package of three brand-new men’s briefs, Hanes, 34” waistline.  I’d gotten them because since the heart-attack sixteen months ago, while I haven’t shrunk considerably, I’d shrunk somewhat, from 36”.

“Well, that’s not too bad,” the sheriff said.

Uh no, I replied; “winter’s coming, and I’d already thrown out the too-big old ones, and those were the only ones I had.

“Since they were primitives, they probably would’ve taken them—just for the sheer joy of stealing—even if they’d been used and unlaundered.”
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: fatboy on September 17, 2016, 09:29:27 AM
Crap, I just remembered that I forgot to send out some vibes.

I'm now beginning to question the status of my humanity.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 09:44:39 AM
Crap, I just remembered that I forgot to send out some vibes.

I'm now beginning to question the status of my humanity.

It's probably too late to do any good, though.

The fund-raiser's still stuck at $1,140, where it's been for a long time now.

<<<doubts the primitives are into "sharing" as much as they allege themselves to be, the greedy selfish bastards.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 10:48:29 AM
Whoa-ho.

In the last hour, there's been movement.

It's now a little before 11:00 a.m. central time, Saturday.

Two new donations totaling $125, so now $1,265's been raised, $10,000 being the goal.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 11:06:15 AM
Now $1,275.

My bad.

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Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 11:18:48 AM
Hey hey hey.

What's up with this?

The above screen-shot is valid, but when one goes to the gofundme site, it shows franksolich as "anonymous."  Did she do this to spite me, or what did I do wrong?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 11:29:09 AM
Hey hey hey.

What's up with this?

The above screen-shot is valid, but when one goes to the gofundme site, it shows franksolich as "anonymous."  Did she do this to spite me, or what did I do wrong?

No lady would do that, erasing evidence that franksolich is a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet.

I'll bet "Ben" did it, the jerk.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 11:37:17 AM
Oh Hell.

Damn.

She's making it hard to dislike her.

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/atmansbrain/br_zpswrr7me0c.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/atmansbrain/br_zpswrr7me0c.jpg.html)
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: SVPete on September 17, 2016, 11:44:41 AM
Oh Hell.

Damn.

She's making it hard to dislike her.

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/atmansbrain/br_zpswrr7me0c.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/atmansbrain/br_zpswrr7me0c.jpg.html)

An obvious reference to this post (http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=109025.msg1358499#msg1358499). Nice to know we have an appreciative audience.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 11:57:06 AM
Nice to know we have an appreciative audience.

Well, she obviously knows something about public relations, a skill that's woefully, criminally, deficient in the primitives, especially the Bernie bullies.  One has to give her kudos for that.

This is a big deal for me, because believe it or not, franksolich has had little, if any, contact with primitives.  It's about as rare an occurrence as a hot day in Feburary.  In fact, I can count them on the fingers of one hand: the GaryBeck primitive of solar bus notoriety, bettyellen, the tbluenumbers primitive (the one hard of hearing; although she thought she was communicating with poor stupid Beth, not me; being a nice guy, I fessed up).

And I still got two fingers left over; the buzzy one doesn't count, because he doesn't belong on Skins's island anyway, he and the brooklynite primitive being persons of genuine accomplishments, of guys who did something real with their lives, made something of themselves.

Atman once tried communicating directly with me, but I had him do it through Chris_ instead.  The deal is, I tend to get to like other people--it's a weakness of mine--through direct one-on-on communication, and I didn't think it'd be good for me to get to like Atman.  So Chris_ kindly served as the middleman in all our communication, and that cup was passed from me.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: fatboy on September 17, 2016, 12:01:33 PM
The request was for $5.00

Clearly this frank fellow cannot follow directions.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 02:17:43 PM
“Those people weren’t from West Virginia,” the neighbor pointed out.  “They were from Vermont.

“I don’t know why you confused Vermontese with West Virginians,” he continued; “people from West Virginia don’t steal, while the Vermontese are a big part of the gimme crowd, wanting to take everybody else’s stuff for themselves.”

I dunno, I admitted; “maybe I looked too carelessly at the license plate, which I’d seen only from a distance, and was actually concentrating on the tattered antique KERRY/EDWARDS bumper-sticker.

“But it’s nice to know the thieves weren’t from West Virginia after all.  There’s at least some comfort in that, although I’d rather have my stolen underwear back.  It was a brand-new package, never opened, and I’d already tossed out my old briefs because they were sagging.”

“But you’re going to [the big city] later today,” the neighbor reminded me; “you can get some replacements there.”

“Yeah, but the fact that I have to re-spend four bucks pisses me off,” I said.

“And these were special briefs; it’s not likely there’s another package of them around.”

“Underwear is underwear,” the neighbor said.

“True, true, but remember where these came from,” I mournfully reminded him.

A couple of weeks ago, there’d been an auction of the long-held inventory of a clothing store in a little town north and west of here; the store’d closed down in 1964, but it’d just been locked up, nothing more than that, its inventory left unmolested for fifty-two years.

These were the standard Hanes white briefs, proudly made in the U.S.A., probably back when New Hampshire was a power in the clothing industry.  The package still bore the original price tag, three pairs for 99 cents (but because they were antiques, I had to pay four bucks for the package).
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 04:57:10 PM
“Well, actually, if one can get them, I prefer antique things,” I said, as I was driving the neighbor’s wife to the big city so she could shop for some groceries and I could replace the goods stolen from my place.

“If one can get them brand-new, snap them up,” I reminded her.

“Look at my kitchen, for example,” I continued.  “When I first moved out there from town the autumn of 2005, shortly after the scam that rocked the internet wound down, the place had been unoccupied for nineteen years.

“The previous occupant had been a woman who’d been born there in 1885, and lived there all her life; besides being a prolific gardener, she was also an accomplished seamstress and a big cook. 

But it took a force majeure to get her out of there when she was a hundred years old.  Despite that she’d been blind for some years, she knew how to, and wasn’t afraid to, use a rifle, even after she could do such only by hearing the target.

“So anyway, she was a good cook.”

The neighbor’s wife hadn’t moved up here until about a year before I did, and so like me had never known the old woman, excepting by stories told about her.

“It took a lot of work to get the place habitable—I didn’t have to do it myself; the owners hired people to fix things up—but anyway, when I moved in, the walk-in pantry and the cupboards still had cans and cans and tins of spices—McCormick, Watkins, Schilling, whatnot—hundreds of different sorts of spices.

“Just about every spice one could imagine.

“Some, maybe about a third of them, were in opened cans and tins, and because one wasn’t sure what sorts of varmints had gotten into them the preceding nineteen years, I tossed those out.  But the never-opened tins and cans, I kept, and as you know, I use them today, although people like you, when cooking at my place, use them even more, these antique spices.

“At worst, one can’t even detect that these are antique spices, and at the best, the older spices seem to add something brand-new spices don’t have.

“Some of these are obviously older than 1985 or 1975 or 1965, as you can see, where the address for the company is shown as ‘New York 2, New York’ or ‘Chicago 4, Illinois,’ meaning they predate zip codes, which happened in 1963.

“And the marked prices—no UPCs on a one—are a giveaway too; how many eons has it been since eight ounces of poppyseed have cost twenty-nine cents, or four ounces of cinnamon nineteen cents?  The prices stamped with those old ink-stampers; even paper stickers with prices hadn’t been invented yet.

“It was always a pain, those old ink-stampers, when having to change prices during the Carter-era hyperinflation of the late 1970s; one had to use aerosol hair-spray to wipe off the old price.

“By then, there were paper stickers too, and those were easier; one just stuck the one with the new, higher, price on top of the old one. 

“One could actually follow the history of inflation with some of those groceries; the top sticker on a can of beans being fifty-nine cents, the one immediately under that being fifty-two cents, the third one below being forty-eight cents, the fourth from the top being forty-one cents, and going clear on down to when Nixon had been president three years previously, and the price had been nineteen cents.”
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 17, 2016, 05:15:53 PM
I hope the grifter actually gets to experience the pain she is lying about.  :bird:
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 05:58:05 PM

Hey, I gotta congratulate you friend, but then and again, you always pick good primitive threads to bring over here.

Other than that unusual anomaly, the one about walrus-face stealing the television remote-control at work, this thread's been the most active one on the front page of the DUmpster.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 17, 2016, 06:09:30 PM
You are very kind Frank but that holds true with virtually every DUmp thread that many folks here highlight.
They are comic gold!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2016, 07:55:37 PM
The neighbor’s wife, the business partner, and I went out for supper at the bar in town this evening; she’d wanted to bring along her five kids, but as three of them are teenagers, only the younger boy, seven years old and the youngest girl, four years old, are tolerable, so I vetoed the idea.  Her husband took all of them instead to the big city for fun and games.

Swede, the cook of Norwegian derivation was cooking his usual specialties, Italianate cuisine that draws in traffic from four surrounding states.  The neighbor’s wife had bresaola, ragu alla bolognese, schiacciata, pansotti, tortelloni ricotta, carcioli alla romana, and for dessert, nocciolini di canzo.  The business partner opted for the specials, vezione verro, pizza quattro stagioni, risotto allo zafferano con petto d’anatra, and for dessert, pignolata.   

I had my usual, a hamburger very well done, pressed down hard on the grill so as to squeeze out every drop of grease, french fries cooked on the grill rather than in the fryer, and a side dish of sour cream, no dessert because I’ve never been fond of dessert.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

By coincidence, both the neighbor’s wife and the business partner are my powers-of-attorney, and because I have an important cardiological examination on Tuesday, September 27, in another big city opposite the big city here, that was discussed.

I was asked if I was nervous; I admitted no, because whatever happens happens, and one can’t do a damned thing about it anyway, other than accepting, adapting, and moving on.

The heart attack had been in May 2015, sixteen months ago now, and as I was conscious throughout the whole thing and competent and coherent, I didn’t have either one of them called.  It was after all the middle of the night, and she was sleeping fifty miles east of me, and he was sleeping two hundred miles west of me, and there wasn’t anything either of them could do anyway; they could wait until morning to be contacted.

<<<a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet; doesn’t like people bothered on my behalf unless I can’t take care of things myself.

The cardiologist had outlined three possible courses of action, to which I’d responded no, nyet, non, nein.  I gave him permission to go in and explore around to see the exact nature of the damage, and how bad it was, but not to alter, amend, or renovate anything in there.

Because the way my family was (please notice the “was”), I was all too familiar with what happens when the heart’s tampered with, and didn’t want to mess with any of that.

My knowledge of cardiology of course was nothing, zero, compared with that of the cardiologist, but intuitively, instinctively, I figured the best option was to…..simply do nothing.  “Doing nothing” is always an option, and sometimes the best option, especially when it comes to interfering in somebody’s life.

So nothing had been done, other than that I quit smoking cigarettes, something I’d been doing the preceding 37 years.  I wish I could say how I did it, but I can’t.  It’s just one of those things that happened.

Superficial examinations, once a month the past sixteen months, have shown a heart that continues to steadily and stalwartly do its job, but this appointment coming up is to take the closest and most comprehensive look at the situation since that night in the emergency room.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

My attitude remains, as it has pretty much most of my life, is that God, with some help from other people, has always taken good care of me, better than I truly deserved, so best not to worry and be grateful for whatever happens.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 18, 2016, 05:24:23 PM
IBP "confessed" in post #20 above - clearly satire, though. Whichever DU-member is begging and blaming knows that, not only are we DU's "favorite" bete noir, but knows that the chances of a DU-member fact-checking her claim are Slim and None (Slim left town, and None is secluded in a convent).

Was it really satire?   :whistling:

You decide.   :tongue:


I'm apparently living in the dummie beggar's head rent free!    :lmao:

Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: SVPete on September 18, 2016, 05:32:48 PM
Was it really satire?   :whistling:

You decide.   :tongue:


I'm apparently living in the dummie beggar's head rent free!    :lmao:

Since it's tight quarters, conical, smoky, and probably a bit cluttered with junk, you have my sympathy.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 18, 2016, 05:43:40 PM
Since it's tight quarters, conical, smoky, and probably a bit cluttered with junk, you have my sympathy.

While I was there I thought I would search for a functioning brain cell.  My search was futile.  I thought I saw bigfoot though!  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: SVPete on September 18, 2016, 05:55:12 PM
While I was there I thought I would search for a functioning brain cell.  My search was futile.  I thought I saw bigfoot though!  :lmao:

Be sure to inform TMN!
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 18, 2016, 05:57:44 PM
Be sure to inform TMN!

Now that was damned funny!!!!!!   I spit beer all over my monitor.  H5!!!

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Delmar on September 18, 2016, 06:30:29 PM
Nothing to do with the OP, but while we're on the subject of leftist scammers:
Quote
“We get up to a hundred calls a day from Hillary’s low-income supporters complaining about multiple unauthorized charges,” a source, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of job security, from the Wells Fargo fraud department told the Observer. The source claims that the Clinton campaign has been pulling this stunt since Spring of this year. The Hillary for America campaign will overcharge small donors by repeatedly charging small amounts such as $20 to the bankcards of donors who made a one-time donation. However, the Clinton campaign strategically doesn’t overcharge these donors $100 or more because the bank would then be obligated to investigate the fraud.
http://observer.com/2016/09/exclusive-hillary-clinton-campaign-systematically-overcharging-poorest-donors/
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 18, 2016, 06:48:50 PM
Okay, this whole thing has now degenerated into a farce, a joke, a comedy.

The lyrical primitive's not going to get anything near her goal.  She's going to blame it on decent and civilized people obstructing her--one fails to see where she's being obstructed, though--when she's got only herself to blame, for ****ing it up. 

Nobody else screwed it up; only she and her close pals did.

https://www.gofundme.com/justfivedollars (the current fund-raiser)

I suspect many primitives remember, vaguely, the fund-raiser of last June, for $2500, in which she got $2570, ostensibly to pay half the price of a home.  She's given no indications she ever moved into that newer, better home, and so perhaps it's reasonable to assume that the deal fell through and the money was spent for something else.

It would've been nice, really nice--and good public relations for the future, too--if the lyrical primitive, at the end of that earlier fund-raiser, had informed the primitives how it went, and what was going to happen (to the money; if a deal couldn't be concluded).

"Communication"--letting donors know what's going on--is great public relations, and if there's a next time where one has a need for another fund-raiser, past contributors will be less hesitant, remembering that the beneficiary had been upfront with them before.

But obviously the lyrical primitive doesn't think primitives who donated their hard-earned money deserve to know where it went.

https://www.gofundme.com/lyricshome (the previous fund-raiser)

It's probably not even anything to be embarrassed about--I'm really going out on a limb here--deals and agreements fall through all the time.  Maybe the owner decided he didn't want to sell after all, or some other potential buyer made a higher offer.

This whole thing is one wretched joke--wretched for the lyrical primitive and her pals, and a joke for the rest of us.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 18, 2016, 07:49:22 PM
Yeah, I've been reading through the original DUmmy thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026830775

the deal was never firm, she just saw this on craigslist and ran with it:

Quote
Response to Matariki (Reply #90)Sun Jun 14, 2015, 04:06 PM
Star Member Lyric (12,650 posts)
93. Here's the conversation we had initially (through the seller's agent)

On June 13, 2015, at 1:08 PM, craigslist 5072388949 <vmppc-5072388949@hous.craigslist.org> wrote:

Alright here is Lisa's response, if you haven't gotten through to her yet:

Go ahead and tell them that Carrie the park manager will need a $60 money order for the background check and credit check...this will determine your deposit...if they can give half or more for a down payment we can work out the rest...give them my number...thanks Sarah!
Sent from my iPhone

> On Jun 13, 2015, at 12:02 PM, Brandy Hoover <b7701b76e1073ac49d0a6c255162f359@reply.craigslist.org> wrote:
>
> Are you willing to consider a payment schedule? We're looking for a place outside of town, and I am familiar with Independence Hills. It's a good place for children, and quiet.
>
> We would pay the lot rent while living there of course, and if you're willing, we'll work out a payment schedule for the rest. I have no doubt that we'll easily pass the background checks for living at the park, since we have good income and zero criminal history.
>
> If you're interested in this idea, let us know. My name is Benjamin Lewis, and my fiancée is Brandy Hoover. Thanks!

this is what I think tripped her up on that deal:

Quote
Response to magical thyme (Reply #88)Sun Jun 14, 2015, 04:10 PM
Star Member Lyric (12,650 posts)
94. Nope--I'll get pre-approval for the lot before buying the trailer.

They require credit checks and criminal background checks. We don't have any criminal history, but our credit does suck. I'm hoping that will just mean a bigger deposit, not a rejection, especially since we have years worth of solid, dependable employment with a good income thrown in. Ben and Deb have both been at their jobs for years...

I take it they never heard back from the seller and the lot manager with that shot credit and then Brandy lies again in her update:

Quote
15 months ago

Still have not heard from the original seller, but we just got an email from someone who has a newer, larger 3 br/2 full bath mobile home for sale right down the road in Granville! It's right on the bus route and close to the river and rail trail.They asked how much of a down payment we could give, so I just answered them. Cross your fingers for us!!! --Brandy

THEY mailed her, what a coincidence, just when she had all the cash to move in but still poor credit.::)
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 20, 2016, 04:05:04 PM

Well, as much as I dislike resuscitating a dead horse, I must.

It's been stuck at $1,340 since forever, and the goal's $10,000.

Or put another way, that's barely over 13%, with nearly 87% of the distance to go yet.

<<<thinks it's past time for the primitives to loosen their purse-strings.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 20, 2016, 05:54:50 PM


Well, as much as I dislike resuscitating a dead horse, I must.

It's been stuck at $1,340 since forever, and the goal's $10,000.

Or put another way, that's barely over 13%, with nearly 87% of the distance to go yet.

<<<thinks it's past time for the primitives to loosen their purse-strings.

They must be flocking to paypal now that gofund me has smelled a fraud.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 20, 2016, 07:19:26 PM
They must be flocking to paypal now that gofund me has smelled a fraud.

 Still $1,340 of $10k goal for this one:  https://www.gofundme.com/justfivedollars (https://www.gofundme.com/justfivedollars)

Damn.  There are that many idiots out there? 

Apparently so:

Quote
$100
Anonymous
3 days ago
 
Share
JL
$50
Jesse Litzler
5 days ago

Maybe someone should tell Jesse Litzler all about the dummie... assuming he/she is not a dummie.  Maybe someone already did?   :whistling:

Dummie should have stayed around $2,000. That seemed to work.  Dummie got greedy.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Gina on September 21, 2016, 05:54:58 AM
Do you have to pay taxes on the money you raise from GoFundMe?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 21, 2016, 03:17:38 PM
Do you have to pay taxes on the money you raise from GoFundMe?

Probably one should, but I suspect that most don't.....especially if they're primitives.

Anyway, twenty-four hours after the last report, here we are, mid-afternoon Wednesday, and the fund-raiser's still stuck at $1,340, barely 13% of the goal. 

I challenge the primitives to go to their grocery store with only 13% of the money they need, to get the weekly groceries.  Unless they shoplift, one suspects they won't be bringing home much.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Bad Dog on September 21, 2016, 03:22:20 PM
It's enough for them to get a few days supply of weed and WTF vodka.  And after all, isn't that what's important?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 21, 2016, 05:55:37 PM
Do you have to pay taxes on the money you raise from GoFundMe?

Apparently not if I read this correctly.  I'm guessing it may have something to do with the size of the donation? 

<<< Ain't a tax pro and did not sleep at Holiday Inn last night.

https://support.gofundme.com/hc/en-us/articles/204295498-Am-I-responsible-for-taxes-US-Only- (https://support.gofundme.com/hc/en-us/articles/204295498-Am-I-responsible-for-taxes-US-Only-)

I'm sure the IRS will get the dems in congress to close whatever loop hole there is.

Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Texacon on September 22, 2016, 09:51:26 AM
If they make good money on long term jobs ... and they're living in a mobile home, why are they broke?  I'm confused.

KC
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Gina on September 23, 2016, 06:15:10 AM
If they make good money on long term jobs ... and they're living in a mobile home, why are they broke?  I'm confused.

KC

If they have Obamacare it's probably taking all their income.  It is for everyone else.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 23, 2016, 06:39:14 AM
Well, well.

It's been four days since the last donation; the fund-drive's still stuck at a measly $1,340.

It's obvious the primitives don't care.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: SVPete on September 23, 2016, 07:56:13 AM
If they make good money on long term jobs ... and they're living in a mobile home, why are they broke?  I'm confused.

KC

Probably a lot of their $$ goes to Jack and Mary Jane. Or, more seriously, if lyric has occasional hospital stays, maybe they're learning that their ObamaCare is pretty crappy, with a very high, front-loaded, annual out-of-pocket.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 23, 2016, 07:38:57 PM
Ooops, here it is, Friday evening, and the drive's still stuck at a measly $1,340, with $8,660 more to go.

<<<bets the lyrical primitive now regrets being unnecessarily rude to franksolich; there was no call for that, and obviously there's been consequences.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 24, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Ooops, here it is, Friday evening, and the drive's still stuck at a measly $1,340, with $8,660 more to go.

<<<bets the lyrical primitive now regrets being unnecessarily rude to franksolich; there was no call for that, and obviously there's been consequences.

Saturday morning.

It's now been five days since the last contribution.

<<<hopes the lyrical primitive's not holding her breath.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on September 24, 2016, 09:26:51 AM
Saturday morning.

It's now been five days since the last contribution.

<<<hopes the lyrical primitive's not holding her breath.

They never learn Frank,they just will never learn.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: FaC on September 24, 2016, 03:55:23 PM
---
<<<hopes the lyrical primitive's not holding her breath.

I do.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: SVPete on September 24, 2016, 04:20:06 PM
I do.

Try for the Smurfette look?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 25, 2016, 10:52:01 AM
Well, another day but not another dollar for the lyrical primitive.

<<<wonders if the lyrical primitive ever stops to think about "what might have been" if she hadn't been rude about franksolich.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 25, 2016, 08:15:29 PM
Well, another day but not another dollar for the lyrical primitive.

<<<wonders if the lyrical primitive ever stops to think about "what might have been" if she hadn't been rude about franksolich.

I doubt it Coach. Dummies are so self centered they do not think about anyone else unless it is what they can do for the dummie.
It is just how they roll. 
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Gina on September 26, 2016, 06:21:09 AM
I checked her GFM last night and noticed it hasn't moved in 7 days.  Has something happened?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Big Dog on September 26, 2016, 06:33:26 AM
Okay, the lyrical primitive can stop whining, and start thanking us instead.

She's thus far gotten $110 in new donations that she otherwise wouldn't have gotten if she hadn't played this game of how we evil people are picking on her.  We haven't been picking on her, but I guess that's the impression one might get, if one's looking at things superficially.

Goiter?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 26, 2016, 06:43:06 AM
Goiter?

No, no; the half-egg bump, the bulge, on the edge of her chin, not any bulbous ball on her neck.

It's also the mark of the Lynne Sin primitive back when she was fat, the DumbGirl ("Demgurl") primitive, Fat Che, and others.  It's so grotesquely disfiguring I'd consider it a handicap, and probably one's medical insurance would pay to have it surgically excised.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 26, 2016, 06:46:22 AM
I checked her GFM last night and noticed it hasn't moved in 7 days.  Has something happened?

It could be any one of half a dozen different things.

I don't think it's any coincidence that donations dried up about the same time she announced she was going to take all her electronic toys and go shopping, videotaping the shopping spree.

I suspect a lot of primitives don't have the means to own all sorts of video gadgets, and figured, well, if she's got the money for video cameras and somesuch, and I don't, it's arguable who needs my money more, her or me.....
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: SVPete on September 26, 2016, 07:54:11 AM
It could be any one of half a dozen different things.

I don't think it's any coincidence that donations dried up about the same time she announced she was going to take all her electronic toys and go shopping, videotaping the shopping spree.

I suspect a lot of primitives don't have the means to own all sorts of video gadgets, and figured, well, if she's got the money for video cameras and somesuch, and I don't, it's arguable who needs my money more, her or me.....

If she has a GoPro, those things are in the $350 range, and possibly higher. Or she might have an iPhone (if it's Apple, it's pricey!) or an almost equally pricey Android phone. That she wouldn't recognize that flaunting her techno-toys might kill off her beg-athon demonstrates the depth of her sense of entitlement.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Gina on September 26, 2016, 08:45:36 AM
It could be any one of half a dozen different things.

I don't think it's any coincidence that donations dried up about the same time she announced she was going to take all her electronic toys and go shopping, videotaping the shopping spree.

I suspect a lot of primitives don't have the means to own all sorts of video gadgets, and figured, well, if she's got the money for video cameras and somesuch, and I don't, it's arguable who needs my money more, her or me.....

can you link me to that post?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 26, 2016, 08:54:24 AM
can you link me to that post?

It's quoted in Carl's comment #32 here:

"Does the username "Frank Solich" sound familiar to anyone?" (Patriot Guard Rider, 09-18-16)
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=109080.0
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 27, 2016, 06:28:23 PM
Oh me.  Oh my.

Eight long days full of nothing.

The drive's still stuck at $1,340, with $8,860 more to go.

<<<thinks the lyrical primitive needs to sit down and examine her techniques, to see what needs changed, what can be improved.

<<<am always happy to help.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 27, 2016, 06:41:13 PM
Oh me.  Oh my.

Eight long days full of nothing.

The drive's still stuck at $1,340, with $8,860 more to go.

<<<thinks the lyrical primitive needs to sit down and examine her techniques, to see what needs changed, what can be improved.

<<<am always happy to help.

I still think she got greedy.  She should have stuck around the $2000 range.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: SVPete on September 28, 2016, 07:00:54 AM
DU-folk are tapped out. They donated all their Bottle Bill deposit $$ to The CHILL. It's Hillary's fault! :-)
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 28, 2016, 08:08:06 PM
Ta-da.

It's been nine days now, since the last donation.

Remember when it started drying up; it was going good until the lyrical primitive decided to be ungrateful to franksolich, after which it withered. 

One suspects if she'd just let it alone, she'd be in gravy by now.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on September 30, 2016, 06:32:36 AM
Oh mi oh my.

Oy.

Eleven days now, since the last donation; it's still stuck at 13.4% of the goal, with 86.6% more to go.

<<<suspects that if the lyrical primitive hadn't made such a big ruckus about franksolich, she'd be more than halfway there by now.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on October 01, 2016, 08:13:34 AM
Ta-da.

Day 12 since the last donation, and the lyrical primitive's still way, way short of her goal.

Perhaps she should repost her appeal on Skins's island, so as to remind the primitives?

And while she's at it, maybe apologize to franksolich?
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Carl on October 01, 2016, 08:37:22 AM
Ta-da.

Day 12 since the last donation, and the lyrical primitive's still way, way short of her goal.

Perhaps she should repost her appeal on Skins's island, so as to remind the primitives?

And while she's at it, maybe apologize to franksolich?

She seems to have vanished from the DUmp.
The scam maybe was not appreciated there.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on October 03, 2016, 03:01:45 PM
Well, here we are, Day 14 of No Donations to the lyrical primitive.

Does one suppose she might get at least an additional five bucks by election day?

She could, if she re-animated her fund-raising appeal.  It's not going anywhere with her just sitting there on her ass like stewart, expecting the dough to roll in without her lifting a finger.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: SVPete on October 03, 2016, 03:08:28 PM
Maybe her soap opera got cancelled: "As the Stomach Churns".
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Gina on October 03, 2016, 03:22:57 PM
Maybe her soap opera got cancelled: "As the Stomach Churns".

HA! I chortled.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on October 05, 2016, 06:16:23 PM
Day 16 of no donations.

<<<wonders what's holding up things.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: FunkyZero on October 05, 2016, 07:25:29 PM
last I read she was funneling cash through paypal or something to work around the GFM scrutiny.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on October 05, 2016, 07:30:14 PM
last I read she was funneling cash through paypal or something to work around the GFM scrutiny.

Yeah, there's that, but I really doubt she's gotten much that way, if anything at all.

<<watches these things like a hawk; very little gets by.
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: Texacon on October 06, 2016, 06:31:46 AM
Yeah, there's that, but I really doubt she's gotten much that way, if anything at all.

<<watches these things like a hawk; very little gets by.

Naw, if she was getting any money she would be all over DU gushing, to help her next fund raising scam.

KC
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: SVPete on October 06, 2016, 07:43:41 AM
HA! I chortled.

It's a variant on the name of a series of sketches done on the Carol Burnett Show, "As the Stomach Turns".
Title: Re: DUmp beggar starts new campaign.
Post by: franksolich on October 12, 2016, 03:05:29 PM
Whoa.

There's been movement!

Someone donated $50 four days ago.

She's not quite there yet, but with $1390 raised, she's pretty close to 14% of her goal.