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Title: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: Carl on September 06, 2016, 12:35:25 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028147525

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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 12:31 PM

Star Member Cyrano (9,398 posts)

So what do we do if Trump wins?
It’s very doubtful that will happen. But it’s possible.

I haven’t yet decided whether I’ll overdose, head for the airport (my passport is up to date), cry and hope I’m just having a bad trip, establish a liberal militia (which seems to be a contradiction in terms and would be useless in any event), or just go to bed and lay there waiting to die.

In no way can I bring myself to believe that there are enough ignorant/bigoted/stupid people in this country to elect Trump. And I don’t think the GOP tactics of denying minority voters access to the polls in many Republican controlled states will be sufficient to beat Hillary.

Nonetheless, it’s something that keeps me up at night, and I’m sure many of you are also losing sleep over this possibility. I can’t wait until the night of Nov. 8th when Hillary Clinton is declared our next president. I can’t wait for that night when we no longer have to live in dread of a fascist American government.

So, what are you doing to cope with the thoughts I’ve expressed here and which I’m virtually certain that many of you share?

Conversely, what are your celebration plans if/when Hillary wins?

      
   

Infant.

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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 12:35 PM

LW1977 (290 posts)
2. Move to Canada

Canada won`t take freeloaders.

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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 12:43 PM

get the red out (10,170 posts)
5. Plans

If he won, I would get my retirement out of mutual funds and into something that would just sit there, that he couldn't destroy.

Then I would just keep enjoying the company of my husband and dogs hoping we wouldn't have a nuclear holocaust.

WHEN Hillary wins, HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF!!!

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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 12:50 PM

Star Member GeorgeGist (17,637 posts)
11. Buy an AR-15 and plenty of ammo.


 :badass:

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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 12:55 PM

a la izquierda (9,727 posts)
12. Seriously either moving to Canada, Mexico, or Europe.


(https://s11.postimg.io/tv54gni77/Curly_Bill_Well_Bye_zpsaa543fcc.jpg)

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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 01:18 PM

Proud Liberal Dem (14,501 posts)
18. The thought is too horrifying for me to consider

I have absolutely NO IDEA what I would do if Donald Trump were elected POTUS other than, maybe, to find a deep, dark hole in the ground to live in for the next 4-8 years and hope that our country is able to survive it mostly intact.

Your agony pleases me.

That $200.00 will sure hurt that fund.

Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: Gina on September 06, 2016, 12:37:54 PM
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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 12:31 PM

Star Member Cyrano (9,398 posts)

So what do we do if Trump wins?
It’s very doubtful that will happen. But it’s possible.

I haven’t yet decided whether I’ll overdose, head for the airport (my passport is up to date), cry and hope I’m just having a bad trip, establish a liberal militia (which seems to be a contradiction in terms and would be useless in any event), or just go to bed and lay there waiting to die.
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This looks like enough to sway the Never Trumpers to vote for Trump!  :lol:
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on September 06, 2016, 12:43:58 PM
They'll just go to their safe spaces, whether that means inebriation, geographically, or suicide.


Delicate flowers, those (D)Ummies.




CMD
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 06, 2016, 12:58:48 PM
I like this one . . .

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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 12:50 PM

Star Member GeorgeGist (17,637 posts)
11. Buy an AR-15 and plenty of ammo.

My response?

(http://media.makeameme.org/created/youll-shoot-your-sv5t9c.jpg)

 :whistling:
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: Big Dog on September 06, 2016, 01:19:39 PM
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This looks like enough to sway the Never Trumpers to vote for Trump!  :lol:

This libertarian is almost convinced. It would be worth it!
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: Big Dog on September 06, 2016, 01:21:19 PM
I like this one . . .

My response?

(http://media.makeameme.org/created/youll-shoot-your-sv5t9c.jpg)

 :whistling:

The DUmmy has no idea how much I want to see that happen. No idea at all.
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 06, 2016, 01:51:54 PM
DUmmies are always complaining about how racist and evil the United States is, so no matter who is elected they're still going to think the country is racist.

Americans elected an unqualified black guy and they complain about racism worse than ever.
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 06, 2016, 01:54:18 PM
Too bad the DUmmies will never leave the county IRL after Trump wins. The economy would do so much better without those freeloaders dragging it down.
 
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 06, 2016, 02:14:57 PM
I'll take "Cry, whine on the internet, and stay in the US" for $2000, Alex.
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 06, 2016, 02:17:47 PM
I'll take "Cry, whine on the internet, and stay in the US" for $2000, Alex.

Aaaaaand we have a winner!
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: Karin on September 06, 2016, 03:05:24 PM
Too bad the DUmmies will never leave the county IRL after Trump wins. The economy would do so much better without those freeloaders dragging it down.

That's why Canada (and really most places) won't take them.  IIRC, you have to have a ready $250,000 to invest in Canada (probably with heavy government involvement) and be absolutely self-sufficient and able to prove it.  I believe they also bar all those with DUI's.  Every four years the DUmmies talk about going to Canada, you'd think they'd look into this stuff. 

They're thinking back into the Vietnam war era, and conflating the election of someone they hate with conscientious objection.  Canada will laugh in your face.  It would be funny to see, though. 
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: Carl on September 06, 2016, 03:27:33 PM
That's why Canada (and really most places) won't take them.  IIRC, you have to have a ready $250,000 to invest in Canada (probably with heavy government involvement) and be absolutely self-sufficient and able to prove it.  I believe they also bar all those with DUI's.  Every four years the DUmmies talk about going to Canada, you'd think they'd look into this stuff. 

They're thinking back into the Vietnam war era, and conflating the election of someone they hate with conscientious objection.  Canada will laugh in your face.  It would be funny to see, though.


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_immigration_and_refugee_law

Canadian immigration policy allows several classes of people to enter. The Family Class allows permanent residents or citizens to sponsor a family member's entrance into the country. The Economic Class provides admission to applicants (and their immediate families) who are supposed to be likely to find employment and contribute to the Canadian economy. This is determined by ranking candidates against one another, and the weighing of factors such as education, language skills, and work experience.[1] Some 60,000 come to Canada each year under the International Experience Canada initiative, which provides Working Holiday, internship, and study visas.[2]

Kind of eliminates the DUmp mongrels.
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 06, 2016, 03:48:48 PM

Kind of eliminates the DUmp mongrels.
France seems to be fond of foreign squatters, maybe they could go there. It'd be a pretentious contest every day!

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Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 06, 2016, 04:00:00 PM
I'll take "Cry, whine on the internet, and stay in the US" for $2000, Alex.
Throw eggs at the presidential limousine on inauguration day.
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: 67 Rover on September 06, 2016, 04:23:44 PM
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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 12:50 PM

Star Member GeorgeGist (17,637 posts)
11. Buy an AR-15 and plenty of ammo.

At least under a Trump Presidency you would still be able to buy/own an AR-15.
Idiot.  :mad:
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 06, 2016, 04:47:07 PM
all the dummies would have to do is say they are muslim refugees from Syria and Germany will let them in.
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: FlippyDoo on September 06, 2016, 05:35:02 PM
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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 12:31 PM

Star Member Cyrano (9,398 posts)

So what do we do if Trump wins?

Type in all caps. Use a lot of exclamation points. Demand a lot. Have a lot of faux protests.
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: jukin on September 06, 2016, 05:43:03 PM
Whine, bitch, and cry when economic activity kicks up to 5% GDP growth and everyone is happy.

Claim that somehow after 8 years of less than 2% GDP growth under Obama somehow sparked the economic explosion under Trump.

Also claim the ISIS trumping and elimination was the fruition of president "Lead from Behind."

Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: Delmar on September 06, 2016, 06:53:47 PM
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world wide wally (5,088 posts)
14. I hear New Zealand is lovely in November
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Response to world wide wally (Reply #14)Tue Sep 6, 2016, 01:16 PM
yeoman6987 (12,796 posts)
16. They have the toughest immigration laws in the world.

Good luck though.

More like fat chance.

What a difference a week makes.  Just last week democrat underground was all fun and frivolity with a nonstop barrage of taco trucks on every corner jokes, one after another.  This week there only seems to be confusion, dread, and panic.

The primitives need to put on their brave faces and make more funny posts with pictures of their favorite taco trucks.

Taco truck posts have dropped to near zero.  I guess it doesn't have legs like binders full of women did.
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: miskie on September 06, 2016, 07:00:53 PM
Type in all caps. Use a lot of exclamation points. Demand a lot. Have a lot of faux protests.

Maybe they will try to resurrect "Impeach on the beach" - that was super-duper effective. 
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 06, 2016, 07:07:00 PM
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5. Plans

If he won, I would get my retirement out of mutual funds and into something that would just sit there, that he couldn't destroy.

Then I would just keep enjoying the company of my husband and dogs hoping we wouldn't have a nuclear holocaust.

WHEN Hillary wins, HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF!!!

Wait, you think Trump will take your capital and hLIARy will preserve it????

LOL -- libtards are dumb to the core.  But your fellow DUmpster divers will be more than happy to thank you for your "investment" in their 40OZ lives.

Dumber than dirt.
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: SVPete on September 06, 2016, 07:12:16 PM
Well "Cyrano", as Mr. Micawber said, "No man is without a friend who is possessed of shaving materials."
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: Carl on September 06, 2016, 07:42:35 PM
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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 02:12 PM

Star Member safeinOhio (10,763 posts)
20. Ive been thinking about going around and

writing down the address of every house with a trump sign in the yard along with a photo for proof.

If it happens and when the country starts to fall apart I WILL be knocking on their doors to personally blame them.

Hope you like the emergency room.

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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 02:20 PM

Star Member kydo (1,789 posts)
21. This is when those Doomsday Peppers type shows are good. Until they start the forced labor camps

Off the grid and live in the wilderness.

Oddly, me and the hubby were having this same chat last week. But it was more along the lines of "What if the country's worst nightmare came to be and the don of cheeto won? What would happen first, a world war or a civil war or would it be the utter collapse of our country then civil war with whats left?"

We both agreed, the don of cheeto would say something dumb, and sarcastic, that he didn't mean. Which would start a war. All the poor and people of any color would be forced to fight it. Sending immigrants out of our country would cease. We would need the labor. Instead of being deported, they would end up in forced labor camps. Not soon there-after a point would come that both Muslims and Mexicans would be rounded up, no matter if they are citizens or not, and also be sent to labor camps. You know the war effort.

Then I reminded my hubby that I along with his kids, would be among the people sent to labor camps as I am half Mexican. He would be ok, he is pure white.


That's a pretty glum future. So we better get out and vote! I don't want to end up in a forced labor camp!

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 03:53 PM

Star Member Cyrano (9,400 posts)
38. Who ever thought we'd be faced with a possible horror like Trump?

The consequences of this man becoming president are too horrible to contemplate. And that turns my fear to our fellow citizens who may show up at the polls and vote for him. Who could ever have imagined that there was so much bigotry/hatred, and pure unadulterated ignorance among us?

Sane people are not worried.

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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 02:30 PM

Star Member steve2470 (30,272 posts)
22. move to Canada nt

You still won`t get laid.

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Tue Sep 6, 2016, 02:43 PM

Star Member Blue_Tires (45,703 posts)
24. I have a mental list of people that

I'd personally hold responsible in the event we got stuck with President Trump...

 :yawn:
Title: Re: So what do we do if Trump wins? (Cyrano,the whiner)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 06, 2016, 09:11:52 PM
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LW1977 (290 posts)
2. Move to Canada

To quote a very smart man, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!"