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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CollectivismMustDie on September 04, 2016, 04:26:48 PM
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http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2016/09/04/liberals-are-the-sort-of-people-who-n2213663
John Hawkins |Posted: Sep 04, 2016 12:01 AM
Liberals are the sort of people who eat cheeseburgers while they send vulgar messages to hunters who post pics of their kills. They're the sort of people who ride in a private jet to an overseas conference where they claim our extravagant Western lifestyle is destroying the planet. They're the sort of people who oppose drilling any new oil wells and then complain because gas prices are so high.
Liberals love America. Except for our past. And our capitalistic economic system. And our flag. And most of the people who don't want liberals micromanaging their lives. But, don’t you call them unpatriotic because they support higher taxes…which makes them more patriotic than people who actually love their country. Or Something.
Liberals laugh at Christians who are serious about their faith, mock morality at every turn and do everything they can to promote degeneracy. Then they’re outraged if anyone notes the obvious fact that they’re morally inferior to conservatives.
Liberals are the sort of people who obsessively call other people racist right after they imply black Americans are too stupid, poor and lazy to get voter ID like everyone else in America.
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A great article that (D)Ummies (ok, a small percentage of them) could learn from, if the could be bothered to leave their safe spaces. My favorite Part:
Liberals are the sort of people who think guns are bad and a fence on the border won’t work while they stand at the White House and wait for armed Secret Service agents to allow them in for a tour.
CMD
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Yeah, I read that this morning. :rotf: I'm certain it created quite a few smirky faces.
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I'm going to bump this to see that it stays on the top of the font page longer. :-)
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I'm going to bump this to see that it stays on the top of the font page longer. :-)
I'll bump it as well. Just this morning, I was thinking that liberals want to be sure some tranny can shit in a stall next to some 5-year-old trying to take a leak, but they can't abide a package being delivered on Labor Day.
Lurking DUmmies: **** you, eat shit, die in a fire, all while feeling full from a massive bag of dicks.
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Some of my favorites, that definitely fit with the DUmmies:
"Liberals are the sort of people who’ll tell you conservatives are “angry†right after they obsessively hurl hate and abuse at the police, the military and Christians."
" They’re the sort of people who have an infinite supply of pity for someone who gets shot while assaulting a cop, but are indifferent to innocent Americans victimized by criminals."
" Liberals are the sort of people who call others racist, sexist, Nazis, Fascists and haters while simultaneously complaining that other people need to be more sensitive and careful about what they say."
NAILED IT!
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The piece reads like a, "You might be a liberal if ...," wry stand-up comedy routine until its conclusion:
It’s important to note all of this for the historical record because one day when kids in America are wearing sack cloth, the middle class is eating out of garbage pails and crazed rape gangs, that we imported into the country to show how diverse we are, are running wild, people will want to know what happened. How did we destroy Social Security and Medicare? How did the country go broke? How did America change from a once powerful nation to a pitiable wreck?
If we get to that point and realistically, that’s where we’re headed unless we change course, there will be a simple answer to the question, “Who ruined America?†That answer will be liberals and people should become familiar with the insane, immoral way they behave so that future generations can have a chance to rebuild what people like Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are systematically destroying today. Liberals are the sort of people who will happily applaud the destruction of everything that made America a successful and prosperous superpower unless they’re defeated.
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It was refreshing to read the truth in print for a change.
BUMP for TRUTH
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