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Title: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2016, 11:03:11 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/113748188

Oh my.

Paragraphization courtesy franksolich.

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undergroundpanther (11,892 posts)   Sun Aug 28, 2016, 12:09 AM

I feel so betrayed.
 
I never knew there was something done to me down there. There were hints. Like when I went to a gblt friendly clinic for a yeast infection that seriously had me thinking of a fork to ease the itch when I had no insurance.

The gym looked at me and gasped . I asked is it THAT bad? She asked if I had female genital surgery and I said I didn't think so,she dissapeared into a room came out with another doctor went in that room and was in there a good while. She came out said I had a yeast infection gave me meds and I left.

My father made me swear never to get genetic testing And though my young years dresses were forced on me my mom and aunt forced me down to pluck my eyebrows my father would yell at me to "be a girl". All of this has made no sense until now. My mom was drugged up when I was born and I spent a month in a incubator sure I was premature but what else did they do.

I'm a ftm transgender .I have been on testosterone now coming up on 6 years. I haven't grown down below. I have a nice goatee, a deeper voice I look masculine .but getting bottom surgery is not possible unless they can grow one from my own cells and attach it and hope it works

I think I was born intersex and they lopped off part of my clitoris because back in the sixties people were so godamn stupid when it comes to gender

I feel hopeless

After which follows a discussion between a few primitives about how the subway cat needs to forgive her late father, but the subway cat will have none of it, being convinced that one can hate and heal at the same time.
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: dutch508 on September 03, 2016, 11:31:13 PM
WTF?
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: fatboy on September 03, 2016, 11:45:26 PM
You wonder how these people function day to day then you realize that they don't.

One would think that with all the DUmmies that actually have a functioning set of gonads but don't really want them a donation could be arranged?
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: BattleHymn on September 04, 2016, 12:06:33 AM
Well,  it seems to me a better name for UGP would be undergroinpanther.
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: Big Dog on September 04, 2016, 12:11:45 AM
Well,  it seems to me a better name for UGP would be undergroinpanther.

Well played!
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: Big Dog on September 04, 2016, 12:19:46 AM
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undergroundpanther (11,892 posts)   Sun Aug 28, 2016, 12:09 AM

I feel so betrayed.
 
I never knew there was something done to me down there. There were hints. Like when I went to a gblt friendly clinic for a yeast infection that seriously had me thinking of a fork to ease the itch when I had no insurance.

The gym looked at me and gasped . I asked is it THAT bad? She asked if I had female genital surgery and I said I didn't think so,she dissapeared into a room came out with another doctor went in that room and was in there a good while. She came out said I had a yeast infection gave me meds and I left.

My father made me swear never to get genetic testing And though my young years dresses were forced on me my mom and aunt forced me down to pluck my eyebrows my father would yell at me to "be a girl". All of this has made no sense until now. My mom was drugged up when I was born and I spent a month in a incubator sure I was premature but what else did they do.

I'm a ftm transgender .I have been on testosterone now coming up on 6 years. I haven't grown down below. I have a nice goatee, a deeper voice I look masculine .but getting bottom surgery is not possible unless they can grow one from my own cells and attach it and hope it works

I think I was born intersex and they lopped off part of my clitoris because back in the sixties people were so godamn stupid when it comes to gender

I feel hopeless

All of this to cover up Subway Cat's history of self-mutilation. She's a cutter, delusional, self-loathing, and has wanted an addadictomy for years. She also admitted that she uses a fork to scratch her whup when she has yeast infections, so it adds up.

And, Subway Cat, you really should know having a Dunlap like a Dunlop, a suprapubic fat pad the size of a Corgi, and a chin full of goat hairs, is not "masculine". It's just disgusting.
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: fatboy on September 04, 2016, 12:30:01 AM
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Response to retrowire (Reply #2)

Sun Aug 28, 2016, 01:46 AM

undergroundpanther (11,892 posts)

6. Yeah
 
I'm pissed off kinda sad and feel like all the effort transitioning has been cosmetic disappointment but I all be OK

Well at least there is one shred of truth in this miserable souls thought process, just needs to take it a bit further. All of this gender reassignment bull is cosmetic. Unless someone can figure out how to change chromosome 23 from XX to XY without killing every single cell in the body (and do it under budget), were stuck with the gender God gave us.
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: Carl on September 04, 2016, 03:40:22 AM
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Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: USA4ME on September 04, 2016, 06:54:58 AM
Quote from:
undergroundpanther

The gym looked at me and gasped .

When a whole building looks upon you in horror, maybe it's time to sit up and take notice.

.
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: SVPete on September 04, 2016, 08:11:34 AM
The real world seems almost as remote from her/it as it is for JG. Sounds like she's/it's suggesting that the parental units had genital surgery done on her/it as an infant or something like that. I don't think surgeons in Scandinuvia - where such surgery has been available for decades - would do that to an infant at the parents' bidding. I think the the ob/gyn's reaction suggests that UGP's cutting/self-mutilation went/goes, ummm, lower than her arms.
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: diesel driver on September 04, 2016, 09:19:09 AM
When UGP was doing her cutting, it's a damned shame she didn't start just above the shoulders...
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 04, 2016, 10:13:03 AM
Well,  it seems to me a better name for UGP would be undergroinpanther.

Definitely H5-worthy!
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: Big Dog on September 04, 2016, 11:03:37 AM
The real world seems almost as remote from her/it as it is for JG. Sounds like she's/it's suggesting that the parental units had genital surgery done on her/it as an infant or something like that. I don't think surgeons in Scandinuvia - where such surgery has been available for decades - would do that to an infant at the parents' bidding. I think the the ob/gyn's reaction suggests that UGP's cutting/self-mutilation went/goes, ummm, lower than her arms.

If she had been subjected to some kind of Muslim-style genital mutilation as an infant, a lover would have said something to her before now. Something like, "What's wrong with your vag, Panther-honey? It looks like a fistful of Arby's roast beef." I also expect that some doctor who had examined her in the past 50 years would have asked her about it.

It's much more likely that this episode, if it really happened, was brought on by Subway Cat's recent self-mutilation. Trannies often practice self-mutilation from hatred of the offending genitalia, and/or to "force" a doctor to perform tranny surgery. I once made an EMS call for a man who stuck his penis in a box fan (after removing the blade guard) for that very reason. It didn't work out the way he hoped. Now they call him "Bob".
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: FlippyDoo on September 04, 2016, 11:14:35 AM
Bless its heart.

Why wasn't it at a veterinarian's office instead of a gym?
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: Big Dog on September 04, 2016, 12:03:23 PM
UGP's fantasy:

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvcm3ftozF1qbunx5.gif)

UGP's reality:

(http://media.giphy.com/media/yoJC2wnM8dClAwnkaY/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 04, 2016, 09:41:37 PM
Hmmmm.   I suspect the Fat Kitty Kat gnawed her own intimate part(s) off during a major flea infestation trying to relieve the itch.
The doc obviously knows the Fat Kitty Kat is a nut and told he/she/it/feline that it was a yeast infestation and proscribed Bravecto.
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 04, 2016, 10:37:24 PM
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The gym looked at me and gasped . I asked is it THAT bad?
ya know when you scare doctors at a center for homo freaks, its pretty bad.


Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: FunkyZero on September 05, 2016, 01:59:10 PM
You know, generally speaking, very little EVER bothers me.
And I see people say this for effect all the time... but I swear, in the very literal sense, reading this made me feel ill.
There is something seriously wrong with some of these people.
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: franksolich on September 05, 2016, 02:06:43 PM
You know, generally speaking, very little EVER bothers me.
And I see people say this for effect all the time... but I swear, in the very literal sense, reading this made me feel ill.
There is something seriously wrong with some of these people.

Granted, sir, the subway cat's deranged even for a primitive, but she's hardly the worst case.
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 05, 2016, 06:36:16 PM
You know, generally speaking, very little EVER bothers me.
And I see people say this for effect all the time... but I swear, in the very literal sense, reading this made me feel ill.
There is something seriously wrong with some of these people.

Stick around for a while and you will see crazy like you never seen before.  The dump is flat out eat up with it.  Now the Fat Kitty Kat is not completely barking moonbat insane.  I'd say 40 percent.  She is a long time dump denizen we have followed over the years. We have tried to give her some advice and like most dummies she would not take it.  The truth is 90 percent of her so called problems are of her own making.   I personally think she is a drama queen/attention whore and 90 percent of what she says can be taken with a grain of salt.  I think there is a pic of her somewhere around here. If you can find it and take a gander, then you will understand.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: miskie on September 06, 2016, 06:13:13 AM
Who knows ? But with that being said, I've noticed a trend among some of the needier gay primitives. Gay marriage has stripped them of their special snowflake status. When the topic of gayness comes up, most people respond with 'so ?' or 'who cares..' now -- just as they wanted.

Becoming equal in regards to gayness means they are no longer 'unique' and 'oppressed'.. Now some of them need to regain that status. - a few UGP highlights.

Was force fed pineapple juice to increase 'psychic abilities' by the government.
Had a pet chicken, named Blackie.
Blackie's ghost now visits s/h/it regularly.
Was a lesbian
Is a male cat trapped in a female's body
Is undergoing gender reassignment

..and now is "intersexed" Male-to-Female-to-Cat-to-male..

And once this shock wears off, She will probably discover she was originally a plastic ficus plant sold at KMart during the '80s or something.
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: Gina on September 06, 2016, 06:36:31 AM
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Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 06, 2016, 07:14:20 AM
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undergroundpanther (11,892 posts)   Sun Aug 28, 2016, 12:09 AM

 Like when I went to a gblt friendly clinic for a yeast infection that seriously had me thinking of a fork to ease the itch when I had no insurance.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/dOl2LFw0RbTMc/giphy.gif)

We really need to start using disclaimers at the top of the thread to warn the readers who may have weak stomachs or children present.
Title: Re: the subway cat has a nice goatee; needs bottom surgery
Post by: Big Dog on September 06, 2016, 07:26:05 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/dOl2LFw0RbTMc/giphy.gif)

We really need to start using disclaimers at the top of the thread to warn the readers who may have weak stomachs or children present.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jCwWtnZZuyk/TDfH3S5mrkI/AAAAAAAADeo/0gVacDtPzAA/s1600/RoyRogersKissingTrigger-1943.jpg)

Trigger warning?