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Title: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: Carl on September 02, 2016, 09:50:13 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028139224

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Thu Sep 1, 2016, 09:08 PM

struggle4progress (89,425 posts)

we need a new national anthem so post suggestions

[youtube]https://youtu.be/48vNfKUHWRw[/youtube]

[youtube]https://youtu.be/ya7Bn7kPkLo[/youtube]



I think a catchy tune of "Fu(k Off And Die" might be better.  :bird:

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Thu Sep 1, 2016, 09:09 PM

Brickbat (19,179 posts)
1. This Land Is Your Land -- as long as it's the entire song.


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Thu Sep 1, 2016, 09:15 PM

struggle4progress (89,425 posts)
2. Geronimo's great-grand-daughter told me she would refuse to sing it
::)

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Thu Sep 1, 2016, 09:18 PM

Travis_0004 (5,066 posts)
4. You are proposing a song in Spanish???

That is just how retarded you freaks are.

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Thu Sep 1, 2016, 09:20 PM

struggle4progress (89,425 posts)
5. I don't know any Spanglish or Chinglish songs

 :mental:

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Thu Sep 1, 2016, 09:24 PM

Ilsa (39,093 posts)
8. I love the second one. It might not be secular enough,

Though.

I also like This Land is Your Land and America the Beautiful.

There must be a Satanic one you would like.

More idiocy at link.
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: Big Dog on September 02, 2016, 10:17:16 AM
OK, I'll play along.

What would be the DUmmies' ideal new national anthem?

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=0O9hSjYF2Hc[/youtube]
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: Delmar on September 02, 2016, 10:21:56 AM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Yrg9xNSS0[/youtube]
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: Big Dog on September 02, 2016, 10:39:43 AM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Yrg9xNSS0[/youtube]

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: FlaGator on September 02, 2016, 10:43:30 AM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwuP7ILX32E[/youtube]
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: Karin on September 02, 2016, 01:53:41 PM
Regarding America the Beautiful:

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Fri Sep 2, 2016, 06:21 AM

Star Member Hortensis (10,785 posts)

51. On the list as possible, but badly flawed due to religious content.
 
It's a shame, but "God" is in every verse in every version. 

DUmmie tells a funny story:

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Fri Sep 2, 2016, 12:28 AM

SeattleVet (1,412 posts)

34. I'd have to ask that we absolutely avoid 'The Liberty Bell'...
 




Back when I was in the Air Force some high-ranking officer requested a full-on retirement ceremony when he completed his 30 years, with marching formations and all the pomp and crap.

He also had music.

Imagine, if you will, a parade ground with full formations of Airmen, in dress blues, standing at attention while the opening notes of 'The Liberty Bell' wafted over the parade ground.

A good portion of the troops in the formations were in their 20's.

The year was 1975.

As the music started, we all immediately recognized it as the theme from 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'.

Cut to a few hundred (mostly younger) people, in dress uniforms, standing at attention, mostly with shoulders shuddering and making choking sounds as we all tried to keep from bursting out laughing, while the (older) officers on the reviewing stand had no freaking idea whatsoever what we were all finding so funny.

A British comedy show from 40 years ago has made it impossible for this piece of music to ever be heard, without expecting a big giant paper cutout foot to be coming down at any moment, with a fart sound. 

Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: Crazy Horse on September 02, 2016, 04:19:52 PM
Will that be Bob's foot?
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on September 02, 2016, 05:16:59 PM
Who the hell says we need a new national anthem? Some idiot football player and the vermin at DU?
 'The Star- Spangled Banner' remains as relevant now as it was in Francis Scott Key's day, and its first verse's ending "Oh say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?", remains a crucial question for us all to keep in mind.
I'm guessing one of the DUmmies probably proposed replacing it with John Lennon's 'Imagine,' a tribute to Communism, hypocrisy, and idiocy.
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: SVPete on September 02, 2016, 06:06:10 PM
Who the hell says we need a new national anthem? Some idiot football player and the vermin at DU?
 'The Star- Spangled Banner' remains as relevant now as it was in Francis Scott Key's day, and its first verse's ending "Oh say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?", remains a crucial question for us all to keep in mind.
...

IMO, this is the verse of "The Defense of Fort McHenry" that give Libs' & Progs' heebies the jeebies:

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O! thus be it ever when freemen shall stand
Between their lov'd home, and the war's desolation,
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the power that hath made and preserv'd us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto — "In God is our trust!"
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free, and the home of the brave.
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 02, 2016, 07:10:08 PM
I have a National Anthem aimed at DUmmies, sent by Real America:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nugoCQEYRko[/youtube]
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 03, 2016, 05:16:00 AM
How about Kate Smith singing "God Bless America?" :whistling:
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: ChuckJ on September 03, 2016, 07:21:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kB7OR161-U
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: miskie on September 03, 2016, 08:04:17 AM
Im surprised nobody suggested this  :rofl:

NSFW.. you have been warned.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk[/youtube]
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 03, 2016, 08:13:32 AM
Im surprised nobody suggested this  :rofl:

NSFW.. you have been warned.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk[/youtube]

Yeah . . . I can't see The Heiress singing that . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2016, 08:19:17 AM
OK, I'll play along.

What would be the DUmmies' ideal new national anthem?

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=0O9hSjYF2Hc[/youtube]

GMTA.  Though just in English would do, aside from a handful of Spanish or French speaking DUmmies, I doubt if they can fluently speak enough of any foreign language to stutter and hum their way through anything else.  Even if they are the most smarterest and bestest educated people in the world who know what's best for everyone else.
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: YupItsMe on September 03, 2016, 02:31:01 PM
I'm surprised coming from the DUmp they didn't choose Puff the Magic Dragon by a massive majority.
Title: Re: we need a new national anthem so post suggestions
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 03, 2016, 02:46:36 PM
I'm surprised coming from the DUmp they didn't choose Puff the Magic Dragon by a massive majority.

As long as the playing of that came with a flyover of AC-47s, I'd be cool with that. :fuelfire: