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Title: Jeff's Ghost- edit history: 404 times...
Post by: dutch508 on September 01, 2016, 09:45:54 PM
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Jeffersons Ghost (13,100 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/11359184

Earth-link Satellite Protection Agency concept goes international.


Last edited Fri Apr 24, 2015, 02:31 PM - Edit history (404)

 :cheersmate:

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Chinese satellite teams are attempting to trick criminals into installing deadly Directed Energy Weapons Systems in the homes of illegal eavesdroppers to start an electronic civil war. Online FBI and Interpol agents are attempting to recruit illegal eavesdroppers into teams willing to report crimes in offline reports.

 O-)

 :rotf:

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jberryhill (43,969 posts)
5. He explained that a while back

Apparently, the rogue Chinese satellite operators continuously try to put false information in his posts in order to discredit him.

Or something like that.

Or I might have heard that from the "talking water" which, I admit, was a fun thing to do.

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Jeffersons Ghost (13,100 posts) Thu Sep 1, 2016, 02:18 AM
15. I am in no way associated with the FBI or ANY intelligence agency...

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I am also not working for any criminal who pays illegal eavesdroppers and lack authority to offer amnesty from prosecution; however, there are plenty of illegal eavesdroppers, who are paid by individuals or corporations with a political agenda. Many of these groups terrorize or attempt to intimidate the public, especially on election days. Logically, investigators will focus on these highly organized crime syndicates, instead of illegal eavesdroppers, who furnish detailed information on crimes they witness. I suspect the problem with illegal eavesdroppers is massive, international and growing. All that I am able to do is provide valid information, in an attempt to reveal and reduce the problem.

Any US Federal agent or police officer, who is being led to believe that they are receiving reliable intelligence from satellites of the United States Federal government - on US soil - is being tricked by foreign satellite operators; however, I will continue to attempt to persuade spy satellite teams of foreign nations, especially Russia and China, to reveal and destroy counterfeiters. Russia has even worse problems than other nations with counterfeit products and money. There is an indication that they are willing to work with some federal agents to reduce this problem, if satellite operators in the USA, England and France will reciprocate by revealing counterfeiters in Russia.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Jeff's Ghost- edit history: 404 times...
Post by: tanstaafl on September 02, 2016, 01:40:32 AM
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Geez, if you have to edit a single post 404 times, wouldn't it be better to hammer it out in a text editor first? Edit it then print it out to show your psychoanalyst to see if you should even post it?
Title: Re: Jeff's Ghost- edit history: 404 times...
Post by: SVPete on September 02, 2016, 06:32:56 AM

Geez, if you have to edit a single post 404 times, wouldn't it be better to hammer it out in a text editor first? Edit it then print it out to show your psychoanalyst to see if you should even post it?

Creating, distilling, and refining that much looniness takes a lot of work!
Title: Re: Jeff's Ghost- edit history: 404 times...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 02, 2016, 06:42:10 AM
Creating, distilling, and refining that much looniness takes a lot of work!

You'd think he'd have it down to a science by now . . . ::) :whatever: :whistling:
Title: Re: Jeff's Ghost- edit history: 404 times...
Post by: Big Dog on September 02, 2016, 06:48:45 AM
404 edits. Wow.

This is the most amazing part:

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Jeffersons Ghost (13,100 posts) Thu Sep 1, 2016, 02:18 AM
15. I am in no way associated with the FBI or ANY intelligence agency...

Last edited Thu Sep 1, 2016, 03:41 PM - Edit history (2)

I am also not working for any criminal who pays illegal eavesdroppers and lack authority to offer amnesty from prosecution; however, there are plenty of illegal eavesdroppers, who are paid by individuals or corporations with a political agenda. Many of these groups terrorize or attempt to intimidate the public, especially on election days. Logically, investigators will focus on these highly organized crime syndicates, instead of illegal eavesdroppers, who furnish detailed information on crimes they witness. I suspect the problem with illegal eavesdroppers is massive, international and growing. All that I am able to do is provide valid information, in an attempt to reveal and reduce the problem.

Any US Federal agent or police officer, who is being led to believe that they are receiving reliable intelligence from satellites of the United States Federal government - on US soil - is being tricked by foreign satellite operators; however, I will continue to attempt to persuade spy satellite teams of foreign nations, especially Russia and China, to reveal and destroy counterfeiters. Russia has even worse problems than other nations with counterfeit products and money. There is an indication that they are willing to work with some federal agents to reduce this problem, if satellite operators in the USA, England and France will reciprocate by revealing counterfeiters in Russia.

The crazy son of a bitch actually uses paragraphs.
Title: Re: Jeff's Ghost- edit history: 404 times...
Post by: SVPete on September 02, 2016, 06:54:12 AM
JG and TMN need to be neighbors, mutually inspiring each other, in Coventry. DU would be a better place - or maybe a little less loony-toony - without them.
Title: Re: Jeff's Ghost- edit history: 404 times...
Post by: 67 Rover on September 02, 2016, 07:40:00 AM

Geez, if you have to edit a single post 404 times, wouldn't it be better to hammer it out in a text editor first? Edit it then print it out to show your psychoanalyst to see if you should even post it?


Pfffft can you imagine if Nadine actually edited what she wrote, it would be a factor of 10 more than 404 just in spelling.   :o
Title: Re: Jeff's Ghost- edit history: 404 times...
Post by: Big Dog on September 02, 2016, 08:07:38 AM

Pfffft can you imagine if Nadine actually edited what she wrote, it would be a factor of 10 more than 404 just in spelling.   :o

Yeah, and it would still be practically illegible.

Edit history: 405
Title: Re: Jeff's Ghost- edit history: 404 times...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 02, 2016, 08:15:55 AM
404.  How ironic, and so relevant to his thinking.
Title: Re: Jeff's Ghost- edit history: 404 times...
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 02, 2016, 08:18:19 AM
Creating, distilling, and refining that much looniness takes a lot of work!

The "creating" part comes naturally, and with very little effort.
Title: Re: Jeff's Ghost- edit history: 404 times...
Post by: FlaGator on September 02, 2016, 09:10:16 AM
I love reading the Ghost's reports. I think he makes the world a safer place by letting us know what Hillary and her minions are up to.
Title: Re: Jeff's Ghost- edit history: 404 times...
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 02, 2016, 04:00:34 PM

Geez, if you have to edit a single post 404 times, wouldn't it be better to hammer it out in a text editor first? Edit it then print it out to show your psychoanalyst to see if you should even post it?
The 'illegal eavesdroppers," which, hey racist Jefferson's Ghost, the accepted phrase is, "undocumented covert listeners," have a direct link into JG's Word. Only the DUmp is safe for editing and storing.